Chuck Norris Undercover?

[xRevolutionzG]

chuck norris. that is all.

[TheRefurnish]

no chuck norris would of noscoped......

[TheFragTricks]

the cia has chuck norrises cmen in lockup incase the world dies

[TehZaiR]

Chuck Noris's daughter lost her virginity.... Chuck Noris got it back!

[braveghost911]

MalaChcik has big balls like chuck norris!

[TheSakset]

real chuck norris do this on 1v1

[lmShixter]

Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the face.

[lmShixter]

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris' Dog picks up his own shit. because Chuck Norris doesnt take shit from anyone.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, when he left, they were just the islands.

[galaga55]

dude all these chuck noris stuff is fake stuff, if it were real, he would come and push mey head into the key board k.fvjhkfasg,fskjeghfikwrhfghfs­dlkjghdjflkjghklfakdflghdfaklf­dghakghlrtailurghftaieurqqghfa­heruighfwio43y76o2389y6452879A­RTSREDTGAQAOQ3YUQ8973Q24587483­920hjkdgtf

[tehIzuM]

You know why Chuck Norris doesn´t play CoD?

Cause he has economical problems.. Nuff said.

[MontagesPc]

If Chuck Norris jumps into the water he dont get wet, The water gets Chuck Norrised.

[ImMxra]

This is a phony chuck norris doesnt die

[CookieMonsta1610]

Chuck Norris wearing a gillie suit and carrying a weapon?

[iNinJaTurKeY]

Chuck Norris, end of.

[skulzmatt]

nope chuck norris never dies

[Pr0nLimit]

Chuck Norris is Hiding in the bushes cause he is a Hunter But does not hunt and that's why he is watching this guy from the bushes

[tehTantrum]

Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan are sat around a camp fire all boasting about how strong they are...... Bruce Lee claims he can kill 15 men with one hand ...... Jackie chan claims he can knock a house down with one kick ...... chuck Norris stands up and pokes the fire with his penis.

[IzzyCreates]

How did Chuck Norris get a 20 in penis.....He folded it in half

[tehTantrum]

This is not chuck norris chuck norris dosent die.

[Q8Rapist]

@tehTantrum but he respawns...

[tehTantrum]

@Q8Rapist Chuck norris dosent die....

[AvailableGamer]

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[AvailableGamer]

Chuck Norris os Chuck Norris haahaahaa :)

[DraGSniiPz]

Chuck norris isn't under cover.Cover is under him

[Q8Rapist]

chuck norris once fought a war, saw malachick get a 720 throwing knife across the map, did a 360000 epic controller flip get a big mac from macdonalds beat up a random guy and s*** on his face returned home broke his controller bought a new 1 returned home t-bagged a halo 3 gamer for a while and threw his throwing knife and killed some1, he said he did this closing his eyes and used the controller with his penis = epic!!!!!!

[tehTantrum]

@Q8Rapist dont try too hard hahahahah

[Q8Rapist]

chuck norris can stop sopa!!!

[mrbeanbean125]

Thats not chuck, Chuck norris wouldve got all of them kills with one bullet

[xJerrZzHD]

Once Chuck Norris threw a grenade, he killed 40 people with it before the grenade exploaded.

Once Chuck Norris shot 2 shots and killed 37 terrorists, the first was a warningshot.

[FloxahFresh]

Chuck Norris doesnt need a sniper to kill people, people need a sniper to kill Chuck Norris

[TonyVm204]

@FloxahFresh Nonononono, is Chuck Norris doesnt need a sniper to kill people, sniper need Chuck to kill people

[Mw360gamers]

Some say the world is going to end because of the Apocalypse

really, its just chuck norris getting bored of life

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks the closet for chuck norris

Chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it

Chuck norris can hear sign language

chuck norris can do a whellie on a unicycle

chuck Norris can win the game of connect four with three pieces

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, he never cries though

[kimboslicecrusher34]

*say please

[kimboslicecrusher34]

When god said let there be light Chuck norris said please

[FakieTricks]

chuck norris doesnt need cover, cover needs chuck norris

[TehHudzzy]

some say chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

[ZohanIV]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

[madtomea2k9]

nope , its just the average game as a german

[kcachamp1]

who is this chuck norris guy honestly hes a pussy i would love to see him come and smash my face into my keyboarjnjhj efohuovvhfdj ewcfq\ec

[TheFlyingPuppie]

ToY Soldier gets quad feeds. Chuck Norris kills whoever the fuck he wants

[LssDivinity]

nope chuck testa...

[Hope4Studios]

Chuck Norris is the best comment

[MMBNM]

:D out of random i learned how to sort of quickscope today :DD

[haze354]

wouldnt it be funny if chuck norris smashed my face on my keyadfasfasdfasdgsdgashjfkgbjh­mbnhdstrusrjghd..//j/kguklffdd­s

[miniJ97]

every time you masterbate chuck norris punches a mexican kid ;)

[nathandben]

@miniJ97 that's a lot of dead mexicans ;)

[miniJ97]

@nathandben especially with me

[TonyVm204]

@miniJ97 holy shit.... I'm dead. Vales verga puto, soy un mexicano, pendejo puto cabron racista pendeja chupahuevo tu mama me la mama ¬¬

[1127slagathor]

the most interesting man in the world drinks "dos equis", chuck norris makes "tres equis" btw "equis" is the letter "x" in spanish, so write it out

[ImSwipeify]

it cant b chuck norris cuz he died twice

[ENiiGMAxGAMING]

This one time at band camp i stuck a flute in my a.... DAM thats not about chuck norris.

[AdversMusic]

Nope, Just a Kid with no Lyfe

[haze354]

@AdversMusic From the looks of it you're a little kid that didn't pass your grammar test.

[AmazingClipHD]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

[ImJaffaah]

So apparently this video is the place for terrible Chuck Norris jokes?

[iKrOniiKsS]

Chuck Norris can't swim through land.. (idiot) He swims in between the land. :D

[IBeSwitchin]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was friends with Chuck Norris....

[IBeSwitchin]

When Chuck Norris goes Fishing, he doesn't bring a rod. He just points at the fish and tells them to get in the boat...

[c00ltrent]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push up, he does Earth downs.

[craz3killa]

chuck norris once beat a man to death with his own life bar.

[MTNEER8]

The fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, the fear of chuck norris is called...logic

[sirswims97]

Chuck Norris once was horrible then he took an arrow to the knee

[sirswims97]

Chuck Norris

[BLU3ASSASS1N]

I used to be able to do this, then I took an arrow to the knee...

Chuck Norris threw that arrow... while doing a 1440 temperr fakie mala tack knife flip cat walk barrel roll suicide lefty lucie righty tighty shot. He also had a cat in his hand. Good enough...?

[BIGILettuce]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

[TeamSwaDe]

Chuck norris once pissed on a truck that truck is now Optimus Prime

[NickydaFat]

I Knew Chuck Norris Was good with his hands But not with guns?!?!

[TECH4567]

Malachick is Chuck Norris undercover.

[RiGiDbutSmooth]

@Hope4Studios So can I just give me a spoon.

[BeastyMole]

Player here <3

[xERxSNIPZzHD]

Chuck Norris survive enemies Dead Mans Hand , without gettin' hit.

[Hope4Studios]

zzirgrizz can noscope a a C4 chuck norris can C4 a Noscope

[xTeHSparTaNx]

@Hope4Studios you have the best comment bro

[Hope4Studios]

@xTeHSparTaNx like it so ppl can see it lol

[Hope4Studios]

chuck norris can quickscoop without a gun

[MrTehhily]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[xJGPotter]

Chuck Norris speaks fluent French, in Russian

[TopTrickShots]

Chuck Norris sucks. If he was such a badass he would be behind me right now pushing my face into the keyboafjhgjkormpqw39lkot;phndg­tbhe

[TriicKeYHD]

1. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

2. Kids check under their bed for the boogeyman, and the boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

3. Only Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

4. If it tastes like chicken, smells like chicken, looks like chicken, and Chuck Norris says its beef, then its beef.

5. If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, he automatically has more.

[AmazinFluff]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Bonus: Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

[TestifyTheatre]

Hey! I was hacked at 900 Subs! Can y'all help me get them back? :D only the best clips go up on my channel! <3

[zPyre]

I used to be a sniper like you. Then chuck norris roundhouse kicked me across the planet.

[ScattyHD]

When Chuck Norris Steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet the puddle gets wet. :)

[N3RDGAM3RHD]

Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal

[ZxSLxZ]

chuck norris would have curved the first bullet, killing all of them in one shot

[biglollol]

Never rly understood the whole "Chuck Norris is awesome" thingy. But then I took an arr... Not really, y'all praising a guy who you never even met, nor ever will.

Bonus: He doesn't even give a shit about you all, only bout the attention y'all give him.

[Znipin]

We have 10 fingers, chuck norris has 1337 fingers.

Bonus: We eat chicken, Chuck norris eats the whole ken.

[TriicKeYHD]

Only chuck norris can get a final killcam in Domination.

[TuhdaysTrick]

@TriicKeYHD

i can too. mw3

[WhosPxzL]

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out

[SkrillexInHD]

We pee our names in snow chuck norris pees his name in concrete!

[NeuDesignsYT]

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You know who".

[FilthKTA]

i got a better one.. Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

[BearCaveHQ]

Chuck Norris has a Bear carpet in his house. The Bear's not dead its just afraid to move...

Bonus: GOD can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim trough land

[YankeeFable]

@BearCaveHQ stole that comment

[MrSPbaseball13]

@BearCaveHQ i hate when people compare Chuck Norris to God, I mean he is good and everything, but he just isnt Chuck Norris!

[NeuDesignsYT]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[FilthKTA]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

[iJabstep]

Chuck Norris nuff

[CODunknown]

@znipin you are gay

[CODunknown]

Chuck norris swam to the virgin islands... now theyre just called the islands.

[SicoHD]

Well today a young fellow came up to me, and said "Sensai who is Chuck Norris?" my reply was quite simply "everything" now if you do not understand, Chuck Norris is everything, he is everyone, he is god, he is the world, WE are all part of Chuck. When you see a table, that is part of him. BECAUSE Chuck Norris is everything, god, EVERYTHING. GET IT INTO YOUR MIND KIDS, HE IS EVERYTHING!!!

[Znipin]

Chuck Norris's Cock is as big as the crane on highrise.

[SnipingTeamEnvy]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch to see the time, he decides what time it is.

[Vehsper]

Chuck Norris. that is all.

[NitroHasGame]

chuck norris created the big bang

[SicoHD]

i won the subbox thing a few days ago, and you guys didnt even box me.....

[InsideWarfare]

chuck norris doesn't die

[ImBryson]

Chuck Norris is bitch..

[WhosPwnage]

chuck norris approved this video

[xCeptReactionz]

cant be chuck norris he never dies

[DubstepNoises]

If I hit 50 subs by today I'll be giving away 1600 msp!!

[move5156]

i cant say anything about *whispers* Chuck Norris or he'll punch me in the face and ill hit my keyvbvgftrrvbgftrvbgftrnhgftr5­vvy6mij

[RainbowKarp22]

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

[iLikeTrickShots]

Chuck Norris doesnt die or reload

[LtAmilcarrr]

Chuck Norris doesnt swim he beats up the water to carry him

[FreeakyHD]

Fake. Chuck Norris doesnt die.

[chrisawsom]

chuck norris once one american idol using sign language

[ItsOpiiHD]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinite... TWICE!!

[iLikeTrickShots]

@ItsOpiiHD copy paste much?

[TuhdaysTrick]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

[Q3Haze]

If thats really chuck norris he would come down my house and punch my face on the keyboaskhdvfas.kjdfnbgHKGFBKHG­BLQHKARGJ.DN

[WereHardToControl]

Chuck norris hit this clip in a pre-game lobby once. then he flexed and made time go back just to do it all again, this time when he was sleeping :\

[xDeniizHD]

Chucky are gay .

[TuhdaysTrick]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

[TuhdaysTrick]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

[OneClipEditsHD]

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[MistRVertexZ]

If that was chuck norris...he wouldnt die at the end there..

[WereHardToControl]

chuck norris hit that in a pre-game lobby

[PoseBronko]

Im Chuck Norris

[WereRisingUp]

Wouldn't you love it if Chuck Norris came up behind me and started

Smashing my head against the Keybfdjqrgh qRnuincpioh ipr,hghihchpifldcvhmlhk jgpmhgoljhcmpiihPHF PGOVHHI pgoihflkhb

[StarryEditing]

malacinema @ moneywhore

[BestShotgunClips]

Chuck Norris unsubbed by this noob clip (For him it's a noob clip)

[DudeImMirra]

Chuck norris ate concrete and shit out a brick. nuff!

[hawkwingz909]

@DudeImMirra chuck norrris didnt eat conctete, he force fed me concrete now I shit bricks while watching him!

[BestShotgunClips]

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[DudeImMirra]

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[DudeImMirra]

7th

[DudeImMirra]

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[TheSickestCodClips]

better cod clips

on my channel

[PerilousHD]

@TheSickestCodClips malachick block this kid

[Realifedits]

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[wonbydefault2]

nope

he shot too many times

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[coreyhart1324]

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[Turtle4g]

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