[True Blood] BILL'S PARANOIA (SOOKEeEeEh!!)

[darkeyesciara]

Is it just me or is Bills "southern" accent stronger in the first series compared to the 3rd?

[mrsglennadiabiase]

hahahahahahaa

[rabbitholegirl1]

Hilarious! Love bill but this is just too funny! Pam this is sookie,sookie this is pam 

[lndefinable]

Sookehhh!

[Cacaw1]

I'm sorry but this is just so funny, great job. I reckon True Blood is, in a huge part, a comedy - they know how funny they're being. SOOOOOKEEEEHH

[falselashes1]

her name starts sounding weirder as the video goes on....who calls their kid sookie??

[GuitarHeroOfRockBand]

Sookie: DONT TOUCH ME!

Bill: Believe me i dont like touching you...

Me: LMAO!!!!

[hollyhock18x7]

BRILLIANT! Also, note difference when Eric says "Sookie Stackhouse." OOZING with sexiness. SOOKEH? Not so much.

[blustarent]

LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS

SOOKEHH SOOKEHHH IS MAHN , SHE IS MAHN LMFAO OMFG

[lupe33potoum]

sookie go!

sookie where have you been?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RobYn101666]

Yer veedeoh mayd mei layff so haard!

Ah laak it wayn Beel says Sookeh ean heas suthern waay.

That's spost to be a southern drawl.. btw.. If you thought it was nonsense.. Well, yh, kinda is...

[MsVivilian]

LMFAAO

[MartaItaly]

fantastic! ^^

[golddigger0325]

"Sookie hates feeling like she doesn't have her independence"

"Sookie is MINE" HAHAHA you're a fucking hypocrite Billy 3:04

[MrsShelbyLynnF]

lol...awesome video,

i wonder how many times he has said Sookie in all the episodes.

[powlol2]

SOOOKHEEEEEEH

[Nikon4NI]

2 persons are justin bieber... wait this doesnt work here...

[BlackHaruChann]

Bill was trying to be so badass at the beginning.

[MsVivilian]

@BlackHaruChann Beel is always trying to be Eric, anyway ...

[sillysleepysheep]

Eric in the end lmao

[MrImastinker]

Thumbs up if you think Bill, Sookie, and Eric should just have a threesome and get it over with. ;)

[GUGSSS235]

yeah yeah we got it

[MissFatFupa]

Lol! At 1:00, "You are Mahyne!"

[raverhead]

Put the subtitles on :P

[pdcgirl768]

He say's her name in every sentence... Whether it's about her of refers to her or not.

[anamulleer]

This is SO funny.

[DOMCCAA]

Fucking amazing video. Great. :D

[ikimawsome]

her name is annoying as hell now

[ikimawsome]

sookie's boyfriend

*door close*

Sookie's boyfriend

*door close*

Sookie's boyfriend

*door close*

LAMFO!!!

[dimkosmUT]

Pam, this is Sookeh.

Sookeh this is Pam.

hahahahahahahaahahaha LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KeziahBryceland]

Everything sounds stupid when you say it enough, but...Seriously, Bill, stop! It was stupid the FIRST time, let alone more than twice in every scene you're in

[cahlucoo124]

sookie sookie it's me sookie it's me........... I am vampire

sookie your mine..... what the hell did you mean your mine.......i am his.....ya ya we get it

(slap) SOOKIE........go to hell...Sookie

i am sookies boyfriend (door shut)

Iam sookies boyfriend (door shut)

Iam sookies boyfriend (door shut)

[cahlucoo124]

sookie sookie it's me sookie it's me........... I am vampire

sookie your mine..... what the hell did you mean your mine.......i am his.....ya ya we get it

(slap) SOOKIE........go to hell

i am sookies boyfriend (door shut)

Iam sookies boyfriend (door shut)

Iam sookies boyfriend (door shut)

[cahlucoo124]

sookie sookie it's me sookie it's me........... I am vampire

[Petlover9868]

She's a fairy too!!!

[syk123456]

LOL!



[MrKadirbey]

I am a vampiyahh .................... Sookeeh

[OnlyGaGas]

Sookeeh, i'm beeeeel. Haha funny:D

[crazygirl1502]

"Sookeh. Sookeh is mine." Honestly, does he have anything else to talk about?

[lionfellforthelamb88]

SOOKEH! :D

[Trine418]

Am I the only one who thinks "Sookie" begins to sound weird?

[ryskblues]

lol, bill, leave her to eric ;)

[summmyeeW]

SOOKEH X10000000000000 ~~

[flauren92]

omg this is just. too funny.

[ZZqezza]

2:39 ROFL

[TiNeUniversal]

lmao waiting for this too be done xD

[wataki2]

Awww  Sookeh Sookeh now:):)

[loufreck]

omg toooo many Sooookehhhhs! lol

[CellsViale]

Lorena laughing is just perfect.

[HorrorGirl1000]

i will call you suckeh. and you will be meh. and you will be meh suckeh.

[waxabee]

this is too funny :)

[1982moonkat]

sookie, sookie now...do a dance

[StefanLoveElena4Ever]

after this ...i can't hear this name for hours now...that name is horrible

[StefanLoveElena4Ever]

at 1:07 i understand Suck it instead of Sookie hahahaahah..

[kassieanne9]

God, how many times is it physically possible for 1 man to say 'Sookie'? xDD

[dimkosm1990]

Her name is almost as annoying as her face and acting. But I totally LOVE the show! Sookeeeeh is Eric's now, Bill! :P

[Missnewyork28]

This video makes me realize how Bill loooves to yell, give orders to Sookie. He is kind of mean sometimes.

Overall, I love this video, it's so funny, Sookeeh Sookeeh, Sookeeeeeeeeh !!!

[cary01usjason]

Lmao! Eric is so right at the end, love him

[TheColdmirrorr]

I LOVE IT !!!!! GREAT JOB :D !!!

[BabylonWhore666]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaalt!

[onewaytickettomars]

Oooh Geezus!!

[HarleyJuggalette]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[fuckyouhassa]

sookieyeh

[MyGreenCrystals]

@ 0:47- 0:49

Sookeh ..... SOOKEEEEH!!!!!!!!!

[TheNameIsNoa]

Haha, I think Bill has a new favourite word ;)

[TheVampireSeductress]

This video is so awesome & funny!

[MaryMRevis]

AWW HELL Bill come on..ya KNOW you wanna say it.."Mary is MINE!" LOL

[estrellitaaw]

SOOKEH! , STOP SAYING SOOKEH! SHIT!

[Erica26Isabel]

"Sookie is mine" Yeah,Yeah We got it" ..LOL I counted about 98 "Sookies' " in this video...LOL This video was so hilarious. Great job!

[SappySuperunknown10]

this is just... glorious. Absolutely hilarious haha XD Best parts for me are 3:09

"Sookie doesn't take kindly to people making decisions for her"

"SOOKEH STOP, SOOKEH DON'T, SOOKEH I GOT THIS"

and of course 3:49, that's the best SOOKEH ever. Brilliant editing!

[TheDeadlyMortal]

haha!!! why does he have to say sookeHHH at the end of every sentence? :p :D

"unusual name!" well he does make it more unusual :p :D

[olkinia]

but the funniest part for me is that Sookie soungs exacly llike polish word for 'bitches'

XD

[olkinia]

but the funniest part of her name (for me) is hat Sookie sound exacly like word 'bitches' in english

[PornStar2823]

he is the hottest thing... ever!!!

[Lanfeve]

Sookie is mine!

[09bonita09]

LMAO the way he says her name Sookeh is a time sake.

[bottledupinside1]

At 3:48 FUNNIEST PART!

[Hulttus]

hahahaha I love this!! me and my friend watched it 4 times and we still can't stop laughing. You are a genious!

hahahah "oh billy, this paranoia of your.." funny :D I love eric ^^^

i love the way stephen says "sookie's" name :DD i love everything. there.

[SunSupernatural]

i don't like ****** - damn, her name is annoying, her way she talks and looks at sb. is annoying and her fucking tooth gab treats me to death - ARGH!

[ArtemisHeiress]

I like the episode where she was like "I keep expecting him to walk through that door and say "...SOOKEH." lmao

[Egirl01]

How many times did Bill state that Eric is never gonna see Sookie again?

[DifferentlyDead]

@Egirl01

It seems like he hopes that the more he says it the more likely it will come true... haha

Sorry Billy, she sees who is the better man.

[sarahnavarro103]

hahhahaha your a genious i cant stop laughin ahahahahhaha

[Sciainy]

SSSSSSSSSSSookieee

[MsLatinaAllanah]

IT's Sookie!!!!!!!

[hilaryduff200709]

Though now it sounds pretty annoying, I wish I was sookie:) can anyone tell me why bill is a big liar?

[RhiannonRae40977]

97....he says Sookeh 97 times!! I swear....if I ever hear "sookie" again.... D:

[Blanchette23]

I pretty much peed my pants every time anyone said "Sookeh"

But now I'm getting sick of the name.

Sookeh

Sookeh

Sookeh

SOOOKEEH!

[ayakox3]

1:35 - 1:40 lmao :D

[c4ptiv4ted]

great cutting job :D

"... sookies boyfriend .."

*door shut*

there is almost a storyline in this vid ...



[BFFLWaffles]

Ok, yes this is awesome!!!!!!

[Prisong226]

I've watched this like 10 times now, and it never gets old! :D

Oh Billy... He really is a tormented, paranoid freak... plus a big fat self-righteous liar. But I can't help it, I'm still kinda rooting for him...

[colormerobin]

bill's voice is more mysterious & rough when they first meet xD.

[lonnification]

LOLed at Eric, "oh Billy.." XD

[enorth74]

Sookeh don't, Sookeh go now, saving Sookeh's life, Sssoookkkkeeeeehhhhh Sssoookkkkeeeeehhhhh Sssoookkkkeeeeehhhhh Sssoookkkkeeeeehhhhh ;D

Oh Billy this paranoia is really quite unbecoming ;D

[SugarDelights]

Sookeh is mahne.

[Hiteryan]

SOOAEHKWEAH

[allieboballie1000]

3:39 he said snooki!!!!

[Zhaelle]

0:45-0:54 Hahahahaha ! Best part !

[sookistachouse1]

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[JoanOfArc10]

the funniest part in the entire series was when she said "I wish Bill was here and say... Sookeah"

[LAsexyLA]

Freaking brilliany hahhahahaha I LOVE IT!! This sums up the TB from Bill's POV hahhaah paranoiac freak LOL

[o0DeadSpaceFan0o]

I AM NOT HUMAN SOOKEAH, I AM VAMP-HIGHER!

[vampirelovewerewolf]

That was so fucking awesome! Loved it! So much... Oh and the Eric bit reeeeeaaally rocked =D ... p.s. sookeh...

[HaveANiceKay]

The last 6 seconds just make this video. Eric <3

[DayDreaming966]

Bahahahaha! This is effing hilarious! ...I couldn't stop laughing!

[TheTrixie69]

i think he said sookie 92 times LOL!!!!

[TsukiHana146]

@TheTrixie69

AHAAAAA!! XD I know!!! He says her name so weird too! SOOKEH!! XD XD

[TheMintyMuffin]

Ngahahaha! That was brilliant :-) You made me laugh at things that were so unfunny during actual episodes and scoff at things that were so romantic. That being said, Bill is still no Edward Cullen..."Sookeeeeeeh!!!"

[angelicmshakes]

lol

[harrychalcraft]

SHE IS MINE!!!

[daytripper18]

XD!

[RebeccaMay29]

This Is Hillarious..Coz Its Exactly What he Does,Over And Over Again! :')

[ramlious]

at first i was like :/...then :D.....then xD!!!

[DJOfRadioGallifrey]

After 2 minutes I started to find it funny, by 3 minutes I was balling. hehe

[lladic2]

Sookie? maby it's a subliminal instead of Cookie?

[TheTrixie69]

oh my god! i was laughing sooo hard!

[jakeblues875]

For sone reason I found myself thinking ".. what if he accidentily said suckie insted?" ..I bet that would cause an awkward moment! lol

[ComoNor]

kinda sounds like soucky

[amuchina84]

SSSSSSOKIE IS MINE!!!

YEAH YEAH WE GOT IT! AHAHAHAHAHAH!

BY THE WAY: ERIC NORTHMAN I LOVE YOU! I'M YOURS IF YOU WANT! ....

[tobaya12]

1 person who has watched this has no soul. and not in the kinda good vampirey way.

[11carlie]

Wow Um he said sookie like atleast 90 times.

[stuknietastrzyga]

ssssssooookie <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 LOVE ITTTT!!!!!

[misfitdoll23]

I loled so much during this.

[thetrueparadisecity]

gosh i love stephen moyer and bill but dang, i freakin hate that name now lol

[zetoxicdecay]

"You know Sookie doesn't take kindly to people making decisions for her..." ROFL LMAO LOL. I was laughing SO hard throughout this video.

[sjm1789]

"Sookeh hates feeling like she doesn't have her independence"

"Sookeh is miiiiiiiiiine" Rofl

Amazing vid- that last clip embodies why Bill sucks compared to Eric lol

[zizyi]

I am not human, Sookeh. I am vampiyah

[HCvarietyshow]

@zizyi lmao he really does say "Sookeh" lolz i love it :)

[HCvarietyshow]

@zizyi lmao he really does say "Sookeh" lolz i love it :) he sounds like a caveman

[u2rocks100]

Brilliant editing! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Oh! and did I say this was hilarious!

[gill099]

It's hilarious XD Great Video, thank you for sharing it ^^

[20queerasfolk05]

"Sookeh is mine!"

[bz4kh]

At 2:48 he sounds like Billy Bob Thornton's character Karl in Sling Blade lol

[euginam91]

makes me wish my name was SUUUKEH

[emeraldtides]

This is the best thing I've ever seen

[emilytaylorx]

OMG I've never been so sick of hearing her name! Stephen Moyer is hilarious, I think he enjoys saying it like that lmao

[Depthcharge]

You're maahne Sooke.

[gerryschristine]

Thank you so much for this video. I just love the way he says Sookie. Stephen Moyer is so sexy. Bill is absolutely sexy. You just showed all the reasons why I love him so much. What a hot, hot, hot man/vampire

[kkkkkkk0404]

Sookie does not take kindly to people making decisions for her

Sookie no!

Sookie you can't come!

Lmao

[Genesislinx]

"yea, yea we got it." LOL!! Well said lady with the afro!

[axelle32]

haha frikin awesome. Really so true

[cjazzist]

This is just hilarious. Put it all together, he does seem like a raving, overprotective, jealous, nutjob male.

[iamjaney]

When he runs into the church shouting SOOKEH !!!! so funny

[thedeath4ever]

lol "SOOKIE" the stupidest name i ve ever heard lol

[KNC42399]

HILARIOS!!!!!!!! :) lollollollollollol

[JJ4186]

This is seriously the best video on True Blood ever made. It's just too bad it wasn't made recently, because you could end it with Sookie and Eric :)

[xhypaz]

the best part? the end *_* eric is so hottt

[kakefyll]

She is mine!

[BigBadBandits]

God... i'm getting sick of the work Sookeh.

[shellybabyyyx3]

ahahahahahah Eric at the end !!! omfg , i died!

[ingrid513]

Excellent collection of Bill and all his lovely dark brooding vampireness!!! I love him~

I have two little films I made of Sookie and Bill, please check them out!

[RebeccaMay29]

"Oh Billy"...."Sookeh"-"Sookeh"-"S­ookeh"-"Sookeh",I Think If I Hear "Sookeh".1 More Time...x]

[mtatevt]

I hate Bill XD

[anpaol2]

Lol Bill's hilarious :49 Sookeeeehhh!!

yeah yeah we got it ;)

[Drusilla1616]

2:30 Guess she didn't want him as her boyfriend!

[smallcutepuppy]

SOOKEH!

[Geeisawesome]

@#ankatz Abusive? Um no, he isn't. He loves her and looks out for her. I don't see how that's being manipulative and abusive. He has lied but that's only because he doesn't want to lose her. I'm not justifying his lies but there are many people that are dishonest with their loved ones in fear of losing them. Who cares if he was sent by the queen and kept a file on her? He fell in love with her and that's what matters. People make him out to be much worse than he is.

[YoungWolfHeart]

3:05 <3

[Geeisawesome]

How can anyone not love Bill? He's so awesome! SOOKEH! :D

[ankatz]

@Geeisawesome nobody likes bill. how can anymore like him? he is manipulative controlling annoying lying abusive. i mean really?

[LovelyBubbly04]

oh the way he got up just to sit next to her in the first clip was seductive and suave. I love the effects they have in the show.

[TwlightPixie]

drink every time bill says sookie!

[Empathy666]

Eric at the end was the cherry on the sundae <3

[jamerson0721]

SOOKIE................SOOKIE LOL. It is hilarious. I am a big Eric fan though. He will rise lol

[denizistheboss]

SAKEEEE!

[dulzebebe]

I looovvveee it when he says Sookeh!!!! :)

[natasha2009]

"I am vampire" Oh Beeel, I love you more than you love Sookeh lol

[famousgirl9x9]

Does anyone know what the episodes are called at:

0:54

2:13

2:41

or where i can watch season 1?

[BeanieRobert2001]

@famousgirl9x9 Those were all from the same episode called Scratches. Its from season 2.

[xXLocketteXx]

lmao so funny! Sounds like he is sayin SUCKIE!! He Hungry mmmmm:)

[Kaname441]

I have a cat named Suki and I always go around the house saying "SOOKEH!!! sookeh!" and she glares at me xD

[pablobakan11]

1:40 EPIIIIICC XDDDDD

lol! hes so sexy but how he keeps saying "zookeh" is just makig me cry with laughter!