Alan Rickman's Answering Machine

[lughlongarm76]

I want to know what the turtle joke was.

[robertsonator]

do not disappoint me

[kosovecmatko1]

awful immitation

[nintendude1988]

@kosovecmatko1 you mean Imitation? And it is really Alan Rickman.

[Nick930930]

I came here after watching Die Hard 2

[1MN1]

I was hoping it would be John McClane. :-|

[schuylkiller]

Alan Rickman should be known for his acting brilliance in movies like Closet Land and Mesmer, not for his role in fulfilling your fandom. This is Alan Rickman, telling you to stop limiting Alan Rickman, Alan Rickman. ...Seriously. One of the best actors. And NOT just for being bloody Snape...

[ladycplum]

@schuylkiller A-FUCKING-MEN!

[YaoiXYaoi]

Thumbs up if you actually tried calling the number XD

*raises hand*

[PaxiPeanut]

@YaoiXYaoi ... what happens when you call it? o.o

[raddorf]

Anyone Try to call him?

[KatyHallow]

Hello, Alan Rickman. This is Alan Rickman again. It might be a good idea to change your number. This one girl named "KatyHallow" will not stop calling.

[AtomicGames101]

Hello Alan Rickman, it's me, Voldemort, please remember to kill Dumbledore as soon as possible.

[MrsBlack88]

I just love how the 2 top comments are based on Harry Potter. ^_^ It gives me hope this generation has not yet been ruined by society.

[27shermanator]

Brilliant!

[OhZoneFan]

Turtle jokes? Is it about Mitch McConnell?

[EillakNnaws]

haalo.

[Superegio42]

The alien thing form American Dad brought me here. I guess I did know who this guy is after all. Hans is the man!

[littlesquidward42]

"Do not disappoint."

[jeffn3ro13]

I'm not watching family guy anymore.. -.-

[littlesquidward42]

@jeffn3ro13 aww learn to laugh :)

[jeffn3ro13]

@littlesquidward42 I rathernot. It isn't funny. I have freedom of speech ^_^ Sucks for you.

[lalagrl345]

Clearly Alan Rickman fame isn't everything now is it? Now can you tell me where you might find a bezor?

[HalfBlood1960]

нормально

[thetrueparadisecity]

Why hasn't this gone viral!? lol hurrahhhahaha

[joeptjoep1]

do NOT dissapoint me

[Meowwithanh]

i love the way he says "defrost"

[MrsSeriesChannel]

hello alan rickman, it´s alan rickman :)

[Simpsonrach]

OMG -3

[chocolatecake742]

Forever alone :')

[Kudenai]

"Do not disappoint me" LMFAO xD

[belsunshiine]

Love the 'hehehehe' at the end LOL

[veldross1]

Hur hur hur hur hur

[BrandedMARTIN]

Remember that turtle joke for the party murhmurhmurh

[karlyyyyyyyyy]

thumbs up if u tried to call him at 555-0122

[TheUntouchableEric]

5550122

[TheUntouchableEric]

Hello Allan

[chadunn13]

Mr. Rickman, our....new....celebrity....

[mikolover1000]

Snape's personal life sure is pretty boring

[TheRondup]

lol cool pockchops. TIM CHOOSE MEE I WANT A PACK OF GUMMMM

[ilevey]

18 people forgot to move the pork chops.

Little-known fact: anytime a chill comes over you, it's because, somewhere in the world, Alan Rickman is glaring in your direction and you're in his gaze-line.

[FabzLP]

what kind of potato did u record this with??

[KingGreqo]

@FabzLP The standard youtube joke doesn't apply because this video's quality isn't terrible.

[ValenHighwind]

I want to know what the turtle joke was.

[BlackAndRed121]

Is it just me or do you really want to know what the turtle joke is?!

[rosalielove11]

Is this his voice?

[TheBadTVShow]

"This is Severus Snape, reminding you to turn to page 394."

[chicagobear20]

@TheBadTVShow Do not disappoint me

[TheFamilyGuyLove]

@TheBadTVShow no this is Hans Gruber reminding you to kill John McClane

[jedamac]

thumbs up if you called it..

[Bipa06]

I Freaking Love This!! Makes Me Crease Everytime! xx

[Terramax]

*BEEP* Ho...Ho...Ho... Now I have a machine gun.[END OF MESSAGE]

[countrygirl183]

how did i get from volemort killing harry to here

[cold197]

@countrygirl183 never mind that, how did i get from Lady Gaga to here?! XD

[HannahWeisgerber]

@cold197 It's awesomeness was pulling you in. Ohhhh~

[truthfulchimp]

does anyone else really want to know what the turtle joke is?

[megamind4everz]

@truthfulchimp yes i think i want to know... but i think its safe not to ask... O.o

[alex29794]

is it really alan rickmans voice?

[Noahconstricto]

@alex29794 ...No

[PaulMcCartney1fan]

Hahahahaha! These are the parts that I love:

Hello Alan Rickman this is Alan Rickman.

Do not disappoint me.

Remember that turtle joke for the party Her her her her.

[MeeLuvsJasonMraz]

lol what episode was that

[SeverusSnapeYTPage]

thats sad

[130jukeboxhero]

I love how people just make harry potter references. Quite frankly that snape crap was the worst acting he has ever done. Die Hard ftw

[chaoticXmisfit]

I wonder if Alan ever gets asked what the turtle joke was lol

[Tomgirl1219]

his number should so have 394 in it. maybe the area code...

[lipgloss5jd]

Don't get too excited now

[Flanderz95]

@assdass92 Hey assclown, fuck off

[4everinthetwilight]

i wonder how many messages he has? 394?

[Assdass92]

for once family guy was funny

[craycrayolah765]

Hello, You have reached Severus Snape at 555-0122, please leave a message after the beep. *Beep* Hello Severus, It's me, Severus, Reminding you to punish Harry Potter and the Orange one for sneaking into my dormitory and stealing all of my hair gel. Do not disappoint me.

[Beaster456]

Has anyone called that number?

[thisishowweviewit]

@Beaster456 555 numbers don't actually work...

[Jackblackmustdie]

I completly agree with xd00155

[serialclone]

Hans Gruber could kick Snape's ass.

[Matraman]

LOVE THAT LAUGH

[XD00155]

And of course nothing but dumbass Harry Potter jokes.

[incinerator327]

@XD00155 Shut up cuntface.

[XD00155]

@incinerator327 oh noo!! you said a bad word! jeez look at you all tough

[incinerator327]

@XD00155 And look at you, all pathetic, bitch.

[XD00155]

@incinerator327 not really, the only one that looks pathetic is the guy getting butthurt over some Harry Potter thing.

[incinerator327]

@XD00155 Yeah. You're just getting butthurt by your dad.

[XD00155]

@incinerator327 Ok stop, this is just getting silly

[piratequeendani]

REMEMBER THE TURTLE JOKE?! I DO, I LOVE HIS TURTLE ;D

[piratequeendani]

OMG HE'S SO BUFFTING I WANT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!

-drool-

OMG

[DarkComet360]

@a1b26600 If Alan Rickman ever narrated a nature documentary, all the animals in it would fall over just from the epic sexiness of his voice alone! ROFLMAO! I crack me up! *falls to floor* :))

[a1b26600]

wouldnt it be epic if he narrated a nature documentary :D

[a1b26600]

turn to page 394 do not dissapoint me

[MJAngelLove]

Answering machine Hello you've reached Severus Snape at 5550122 please leave a message at the beep.

Student leaves message. Hello Proffesor Snape what was the Homework assighnment? LOL couldn't resist .:)

[AllisonBieber4]

'Do not disappoint me' lol!:L

[TheJohnny990]

severus snape

[mumble813]

He's so much better in Die hard..

[iamnotashittalker]

the way he said PROPERLY . I AM SO IN LOVE !

[MyNameIsPwag]

"Alan, it's me again. Remember to leave a bag of flaming dog shit on Gary Oldman's doorstep."

[TheJohnny990]

@MyNameIsPwag LMAO

[sunheart123]

"Clearly, fame isn't everything, is it Alan Rickman?"

[xXemobabezXx]

his phone number shouldve been 555-0394! 'hello. this is alan rickman. leave a message. my number is five five five, zero three hundred and ninety four.'

[RickmanCarterForever]

I want to know the turtle joke O.o

[UnoMuse2000]

12 people dissapointed Alan Rickman.

[Sdestralo]

Zerrro onnne twwwwo twwwo

[Shaftell]

Is that actually Alan Rickman's voice?

[hereverydayadventure]

@Shaftell a really good impersonation I think :)

[StrengthInNumbers17]

@Shaftell @hereverydayadventure  ....no.

[iMusicSound]

@Shaftell never

[tvsrn44]

Remember that turtle joke HO HO HO! :P

[kingsleyhutton]

i didnt know till a few weeks ago, this is alan rickman from harry potter who plays proffesor snape

lol

[sparkybhoy210]

12 people forgot to take the pork chops out the freezer!

[Okamiobidala]

I love him haha x

[QueenBonesofdarkness]

I wonder is that his real voice?

[Rich0078]

Hello. You've reached Severus Snape, at 555-0122, please leave a message at the beep. Hello Severus Snape, it's Severus Snape, reminding you to remove the polyjuice potion from the freezer to the refrigerator.. so they defrost properly. Do not disappoint me.

[TheMrsar28]

@Rich0078 hahahahhaaha

[Shaarme00]

@Rich0078 aaaaaaamen! XDDD

[llpalm08]

@Rich0078 Hello. You've reached Severus Snape, at 555-0122, please leave a message at the beep. Hello Severus, it's me again, remember that Thestral joke for the party, he ha ha ha ha.

[Rich0078]

@llpalm08 haha nice

[zelda6612]

Dying of laughter!

[whenspringbegan]

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS

[awesomeinuyashagirl]

that laugh was so creepy!

[smacbot]

I really hope he got the pork chops out of the oven before voldemort got to him!!

[DomoSayWhat]

"i'm in no rush, especially when i'm with a turtle" :)

[Eyohannes93]

I wish he was the voice for my GPS.

[AMVloverbri]

@Eyohannes93 He would have to start "Right turn ahead," early. xD

[simpsonman7]

The joke was what does a turtle use to communicate........... a SHELLPHONE :/

[ailrox]

I would kill to watch Alan Rickman watch this

[aardvark528]

I keep wondering about the turtle joke.

[GinaKay137]

Dayuumm I love Alan rickman :D he can make me laugh and cry

SO AWESOME

[AMVloverbri]

Did Alan Rickman actually do the voice for this?

[amdadfan]

@AMVloverbri Nope, it was either Alec Sulkin or John Viener. I forget which. xD

[AMVloverbri]

@amdadfan Aw xD Was hoping but didn't think it was him.

[RandomHuman40]

11 people haven't seen the new Harry Potter, which proved that Snape is good.

[siljuly]

@RandomHuman40 JAJAAJAJ alan rickman is more than a teacher from a child's story! and you just had

rruined the final for the fans who didn't watch the film ...

[GothicAngel13100]

omgz i freakin LOOOOOOOOVE Alan Rickman!!!! if i had his real numbah his phone wouldn't work anymore!! no joke!! <33333

[tamimac111]

LOVE ALAN RICKMAN!

[tamimac111]

if i had alan rickman's phone number, he'd have so many voicemails his phone would blow up.

[dr3a4lyfe]

I............. like his voice. o_O.

[InsanityAchieved]

AAAAAAAH. I want him to record my answering machine message D:

[Toontown96]

Oh shit it's Snape!!!

[TheFoal395]

'Hello Alan Rickman, its Alan Rickman.'

I still laugh everytime I watch this.

[BeccaPrice101]

I'm going to try this number..not even joking..

[Piggie822]

@BeccaPrice101

555 numbers are used in TV shows and Movies because they aren't available. You probably won't get anything but that lady saying that your call can't be completed.

[jaz199528]

@Chelseadancebaby lmao first time I saw this I was going to but never did xD

[XxSharpieItBlackxX]

what episode is this from anyway

[jaz199528]

@XxSharpieItBlackxX the one where peter finds out 'he' founded quahog. that's the only thing I know from that episode besides AR being in it xD

[mcrroc016]

what is this???? lol

[777777777777413]

11 people have been avada kedavra'd.

[WinxGirl1766137]

...I think I'm gonna try calling that number.

[jaz199528]

I always wondered..is it really him?

[ShannonKinnear16]

No dont dare diss the dead that is sick bad family guy... poor snape

[Pupih]

Funniest shit I have seen a long, long (long, long, long, long, long) time

[Rocketman2396]

The laugh he does at the end is creepy XD

[itsbeccalynne]

Bahaha! That's great! xD

[lsraeI7]

50 Points to Slytherin!

[MrCubehead58]

I want to hear the turtle joke!!!

[lexylulu222]

"Turn to Page three hundred and ninety four."

[Lavaster]

@lexylulu222 That's the page he tells Harry, Hermione, and Ron to turn to in one of the Harry Potter movies!!

[NDF211Gunner]

@Lavaster The third movie... No shit..

[Shaarme00]

@lexylulu222 ROLFMAO XDDD snape did his best in that movie!!! his funniest moment! XDDD

[hartn2]

'Hello Alan, its me - God. Just to remind you to tell that woman to kill Ben Affleck and Matt Damon before they reach New Jersey. Do not disappoint me'

[Dracilla112]

I cracked up at: "hur-hur-hur-hur" xD

[ShaweBlessed]

What do turtles use to call each other?

A Shellphone!

[nikkidice52392]

"alan,its me again" LMFAO

[conday1990]

hahaha alan rickman kikcs ass.

[xtokushuchanx]

I want an Alan Rickman Answering Machine!!! <3

[enertronfilms]

...reminding you that now you have a machine gun Ho Ho Ho

[PanderflyLUV]

lol



[katewilko88]

New answering machine message as of.... *now*

[damnedregardless]

Oh my god. This is the greatest shit ever!! xD

[DjWade3734]

did alan rickman really do this?

[nortalus]

@DjWade3734 Nah. I think they just wanted to do his voice :D

[DjWade3734]

@nortalus oh haha its quite funny thanks for answering this for me

[tallperson605]

:D this is fantasic

[am221]

He shoulda said "Mischief managed" before hanging up

[CH0Plogic]

try a fucking tripod BRO!