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  • still awesome in 2012

  • ⬇ jeez watch the language

  • The guy at the computer sounds like Jonah Hill

  • Rap is so dumb. Morons. If I could draw a rebel flag, I would.

  • @Shannara44 fuck you nigger

  • This video is deep.

  • intellectually funny

  • this guy can suck my cock

  • @BrysonSao101 ...?

  • Your dick would ruin family feud!

  • *sigh

  • Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

  • lol funny!!Hawtt

  • my dick is popular than president bush

  • I can't fathom the fact that this video only has 100k views after so long. It deserves way more!

  • @gregherbert123 That's what I been tryin' to say...

  • a cutie singin about dick....nice and funny

  • hahahaha your awsome! :D

  • Ok I have had this goddamn song stuck in my head for several weeks. I have every single line memorized, I have even come up with my own lines to complete the unfinished ones the rapper starts before he gets interrupted. What the fuck. This shit is catchier than a football thrown by Jamarcus Russell

  • @philman1282 could you resite the song please?? i really wanna know the lyrics! lol

  • hilarious video! great job

  • "a straight up fat ass dick" LOOOOOL

  • 100,000th viewer :D!!

  • not even 100k?

    I used to watch this every day..

    this definitely, DEFINITELY, deserves a lot more views

  • please PLEASE put a song on itunes i need this song on my ipod

  • omg how did u get michael blaiklock in your video?

  • You're too intelligent to be rappers haha !

  • This is hilarious! Great work guys!

  • "Like my dick's passion is boner."

    Dude, this video is brilliant. You guys are brilliant.

  • hahaha i heard about this channel through CTFxC...you guys are awesome!

  • @718Digital Thank you very much! Where/when did CTFxC mention us? That is awesome

  • @awkwardpictures they were in an interview on ST1RFRYTV's channel and they listed a bunch of channels they watch in the 2nd part of the interview

  • @awkwardpictures the dj is quite gay and fat

  • "HAHA!"

  • oh man that was great

  • hahah i met this dude at a halloween party

  • "if my dick were as popular as president bush that would mean that would have fucked 17% of the entire population of the united states of america. id say thats a whole lot of fucking" lmfao thats hilarious

  • i want the song : ) did you guys record a full song?

  • lmaooo.

    i LOLed soo much..

  • You got some blush on your cheeks :s

  • "testicles get tourists like Niagra Falls"

    LOL :D

  • This is amazing. Congratulations on being so hilarious guys.

  • lmfao

  • Great thinking outside the box

  • um..........u sould update the facts

  • farhammer1, which facts?

  • the ones that say farhammer1 sucks lawlz haha sorry...

  • Rofl, fix those damn lvls!

  • haha friggin hilarios

  • lol

  • this is hilarious oh my god hahaha

  • "Well Jared's 30 inch waist might be classified as a skinny person, but that circumference is a straight up fat ass dick" lool :L

  • haha fucking awesome xD

  • that's tupac, biggie status

  • LMFAO! testicles get tourist like Niagara Falls!

  • 1:24

    "I fuck condoleezza rice" LMAO

  • Freaaakin' nice videos man.

  • 2:20 - favorite quote XDD

  • Funny Ass Shit

  • THIS SHIT IS FUNNY!!

  • this deserves at least a million views

  • lol 3:55

  • Lmao his rap goesss so hard

  • lmfao this is awsome!! im sending this to EVERYONE i know!!!

  • r u that guy from my secret girlfriend on comedy central

  • Yup, that is indeed Michael Blaiklock from 'Secret Girlfriend'. Good catch chamoguamblood

  • lol my dicks passion is boneing XD

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  • tourists, retard.

  • fucking lijp filmpje :P

    Great video guyse

  • lol

  • lol: Besides, Louie Anderson doesn't even rhyme with bitch buffet.

    Priceless.

  • haha this is some WHITE SHIT....

    funny as hell hahaha

  • LOLLOL

  • "that circumference is a straight up fat-ass dick" hahaha

  • lol best video I've seen in days

  • "Testicles get tourists like Niagara Falls"

  • yo i really wanna listen to this song where can i find it???

  • awsome

  • LMAO!!!!! This is sime funny stuff for sure.

  • lawl@ daveo mathias as missy elliot

  • hahaha that funny shit

  • i am criying so much its brill lols zz

    xx

  • crying from your penis :o?

  • rofl

  • hilarious

  • this shit cracks me up

  • 1:38-1:53 lmfao

  • what prog is he using to record music

  • hahaha genius

    why does this only have 70k views

  • straight up, fat ass dick

  • wtf?

  • LMFAO xD

  • he could have said whopper from BK instead of jared from subway

  • hes got mixcraft (the program on the computer) i got that lol

  • tht is the most whack version of mixcraft, try downloading mixcraft 4

  • He's the only smart rapper.

    Ever.

    && I wouldn't even call him smart tho

  • lol

  • hahahaha this is funny

  • fucken awsome ^ ^

  • And then they name a Michael Bay film that is kinda deep.

  • "My Dicks passion is Bone-ing" Hahahaha

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  • dude what the fuck are you talking about?

  • awesome. so awesome!!!! i love it! lol

  • hahah lol

    oh n whats the name of the ending song? my friend would like to know! thxthx

  • "dont wanna miss a thing may" be mispelled but thats name

  • woops "dont wanna miss a thing" is the name of song

  • it not load fuck yownz

  • Hahaha that's so funny man i never listen to you'r rap's but i think i will now COZ YOU ROCK!!!!1

  • ahmazing:]haha:]

  • This is great, lol!

  • epic!

  • Fucking brilliant.

  • hahaha wat r wrong with those levels!!

  • bahahahhaahhahahahahahahhaahha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

  • hahaha rip bruce willis

  • omfg that was so funny

  • besides it doesnt even ryhme with bitch buffet! XD lol love this

  • man that made my day thx man

  • OMG!!!

  • the rapper looks like anthony padilla from smosh

  • he does

  • your garage band beats have a lot of clipping ruins the songs beats and tempo...yeah notice to many things

  • "Now if my dick were as popular as President Bush that would mean that i had sex with 17% of the entire population of the United States of America. Id Say thats a whole lot of fucking" hahahahahahahahah

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

    of my fucking god that was the shit!

  • ok.... gotta admit. I started watching thinking this would suck.... but  that was pretty fookin funny. nice job.

  • holy shit this is to funny

  • i love the ending!!

  • hahahahahaha oh my god i love this fucking shit man almost as much as college humor oh my god you guys are amazing

  • hahahahahaha omg i lov this fucking shit man almost as much as college humor omg u guys are amazing

  • hahahahahaha omg i lov this fucking shit man almost as much as college humor omg u guys are amazing

  • omg u cnt like spel at al

  • noo i can spell really good just cant type for shit lol

  • Look who's talking!

  • I was being ironic! >:(

  • wats the name of the song at the end

  • Miss A Thing by Aerosmith maybe..

  • Dont wanna miss a thing

  • He's actually not a bad rapper, reminds me of biggie.

  • my dick is more popular than president bush

  • i totally randomly found this video. You guys are dumb... like a funny dumb though. good job

  • damn this cud be the next Super Bad:P

  • I love this boy he's adorable even when he's talking nonsense about his package lol

  • he look like a white T.I a little

  • "What is going on with these levels!?"

    "Louie Anderson doesn't even rhyme with bitch buffet!"

    ooh maan, gotta love it.

  • And don't get me started on my balls, testicles get tourist like niagra falls. ROFL crazy yo.

  • LOL, my dick get's more work then the cast of Friends. LOL Tht crazy Funny.

  • haha that was dope

  • Look at his head at : 2:56.

    ''I got a single girl like ervery sngle day''

  • LOL "Bitch Buffet" JAred From Subway LOOL

  • AAAAAAHAHAHA!! i can't get enough of this video!

    "and don't get me started on my balls, testicles get tourist like niagra falls!"

  • ROFLLL

  • "louie anderson doesn't even rhyme with bitch buffet!"

    hahaha. priceless

  • "and then my dick would ruin family feud!" lol

  • that's so funny.

  • genius..today's rappers ..ok rap in general is all based on sex..throw some intellectual rappers in there and you have another hilarious performance from awkward pictures

  • Ahahahahahaha~

  • why you gotta clown me like rachel ha

    epic

  • bahahaha jokes

  • lmao

  • ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

  • hahahahahahaha

  • "like my dicks passion is boning" lmao

  • but that circumference is a straight up fat ass dick

    rofl

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  • that was awsome!!! loved it :)

  • SICKKKKKKKK. ***BITCH BUFFET***

  • lol thats fuckin funny

  • LMFAO!!!!!!! Funniest shit I have ever saw in my life. I'm on the fuckin floor man.

  • lol!

  • lmao, Armageddon killed it in the end!

  • LOLOL LMFAO !!

    2:08-2:48

    5 Stars

  • hahahah fuck yea funny shit

  • Bitch buffet!

  • you wouldnt be able to make love to a woman with out killing her

    hahahahaha

  • omg that was funny as crap DO MORE!!!

  • ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL!!!! That....my friends...was HILARIOUS!!!! XD

  • Thank you very much djstormx!

  • HOLY CRAP - I am laughing my ass off here. This is Great!!!!!!!

  • Thank you very much stinknay! We're glad you liked it

  • lol... RIP liv tylers dad killed me

  • AHHHH

    "your dick would ruin family feud"

    good one :)

  • LOOOL XD

  • lol

    nice