Thanks!

[Ebo9508]

Hey, thanks for putting up with all the tedium and BS of "the business" to do what you do

[mattbradleyu]

kevin you rock!!! The usual suspects is amazing

[havaneezer]

Your chat show will be great cant wait.

[swedishbeauty4u]

Yay!!!

[russjcameo]

yeah man, you're hilarious! subscribe!

[yoursisterinfour]

OMG, how did you do that face, that was awesome LOL

[yoursisterinfour]

your awesome, LOVE YOU

[mushacles]

This guy does a great impression of Kevin Pollack, the actor.

;) <--winky smiley face means I'm making a joke kthxbi etc :)

[mistaspot1]

holy shit kevin pollak. that was unexpectedly hilarious. you gotta become a partner so the youtubes will start promoting your vidzzzz.

[platonicmojo]

hey,

Im looking forward to some good times with ya.

[Hollyelvis]

Kevin, your impressions are fantastic!

[CoDee2U]

wecome to YouTube! you'll become obsessed!

[jweinrub]

Great impression of Peter Falk there at the end!!!

[RandomJordo]

Nice Columbo Impresion...What's him name that played that part?

[mirtheous]

Glad your liking it!

[thornekatt]

Hey...I know who you are...you were great in "The Usual Suspects". Tell Kevin Spacey I said hi and that I adore him. K? Thx! lol =D

Sheri~

[v1q3g]

peter falk, good impression as always.

[TheDramaChambers]

Kevin check me out on Little People Big world

[Argentium009]

Kevin, would you like me to take Daniel Pengies outside and bang his head against something hard and dangerous looking a few times? I mean, 'cause I'd be happy to do it ya know, just for the laughs.

[RoninDave]

by the look and sound of things, it looks like you're a little too late for that which may explain a few things about him. It's a pitty whoever did it, didn't finish the job.

[Argentium009]

Well, most of that damage was done when his momma dropped him on his head (repeatedly) when he was a baby. Not that you can blame the poor woman. I mean after all, she was expecting a HUMAN child.

[buffaloscot3d]

said by the twat going arrrr all the time thats fucking rich me hearty . what is your major malfunction numb nuts.

private pile

[buffaloscot3d]

god you are a childish wanker cunt muffin

[buffaloscot3d]

and unlike you who are bold fat and as far as i know never done a dam thing yourself except try to be a very shitty pirate

[wyzguy333]

Good luck with the History Channel gig Kevin!!........"The Deerhunter"....."A Few Good Men".......and the "John Adams" series three of my favorites!!

[closeoutcrew]

peter falk or bagota? either way it's good.

what's this history channel program? not another political strategic move to support your zionist affiliations i hope.  we tend to like our entertainers when they entertaIn. you know, shut and sing like.

[daiatlus79]

hahah love the peter falk!!

[rudy4histo]

Keep it up hilarious man.

[buffaloscot3d]

i think that dick head that keeps trying to talk like a bad pirate sterotype has deep rooted sexual longing for kevin pollak. he has many sock accounts and spends hours and hours just talking shit on kevs channel hes a sexual deviant and kevs is his target arrr you potato looking fuck wit

[qiranger]

Awesome! Love your stuff!

[culchy]

Keep it coming :D

[hamchammy]

I can't wait to see more.

[spammer4life2]

you should tell TMZ and perez hilton about this

[ILieksUrAct]

Where is Kevin's teeth? Are they in a glass at bedside?

[Chulaan]

He's not making fun of Peter Falk. He's honoring him. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[Chulaan]

Arrrrr you some kinda retarded pirate?

I have no videos for him to watch. Get a life.

[RoninDave]

fucktard is hardly a piratey word

[RoninDave]

not fat and bald enough

[RoninDave]

you blocked me yet again, penguin-butt? Do I scare you that much?

[thepiratesguild4ever]

Arrr, congrats mate, we just got ye to post the same thing multiple times.  That be spam. Ye are going to lose yer account now. ARRR

[stache05]

holy shit thats a really good peter faulk

[stache05]

who said he was making fun of him "fucktard" thats real immature of you also fucking idiot

[RoninDave]

you are the parrot

[thepiratesguild4ever]

Arrr, when ye be ready to tell us the real reason, we'll engage ye in conversation again. ARRR

[RoninDave]

conversation with you? Is that even humanly possible?

[thepiratesguild4ever]

Arrr, why did Eriko leave ye? Real reason please. ARRR

[NLPNVC]

Man, I'm just glad that you are here. Cheers.

[wizkid2000]

good video Kevin! Your a funny guy :)

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, no he's not. And he be associating with dangerous sexual predator Jipsi K, which means that his career be effectively over. ARRR. Our captain enjoyed pwned ye on bam the other night mate. Yer failure be lulzy fer all.

[xxReikoNxx]

GTFO our tubes ya shitty actor, don't come to our playground cuz ya agent cant score ya any decent roles!

[ILieksUrAct]

Shitty Actor? This guy never could act! The "B" list has dropped him like a rock. What a looser!

[ILieksUrAct]

L@@K it's another "B" list looser trying to make it big on You Tube

[herigan]

Kevin Pollak is a comedy legend! I have alot of questions...I hope you'll spend some time responding to some of your viewers, that would really lift some spirits around the world!

p.s always thaught you had the best Peter Falk impression...thanx for more proof

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, by comedy "legend" doth ye mean "horrible failure and shitty actor?" ARRRR

[Walleyboy001]

I am going to watch that history channel thing what is it called again. GLAD TO SEE YOUR DOING GREAT Kevin!!!

[lemonpixie]

NNNNIIIICCCCEEEE

[TheSecretGaijin]

This is awesome, Kevin. I really enjoy these videos... well, there have only been two of 'em, but I'm subscribing. Please continue to make these! THUMBS UP FROM SEATTLE!

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, this is awesome, some fucktard from a fucktarded city be here sucking up to another fucktard. ARRR

[lukeous69]

bigfoot

[ISnoggedHarry]

Looks like Alan led you in the right direction with getting started with YouTube.

Welcome to the lovely insanity that is the internet community!

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, shut the fuck up and stop kissing celeb ass. Also, stop pretending thar be a community here. All us pirates see is socially rejected trash. ARRR

[channeIreview]

another annoy comment to welcome you a second time.

[channeIreview]

methinks the guild wants to get this vlog on the most discussed list. ARRRR

[theguildpwnsalways]

We doth not care mate. That be not the point. ye victor cohorts be really simple minded. ARRRRR

[channeIreview]

Who be licking the sack - Me thinks it is the one who hath accepted the invitation Kevin made. And that be you. He pleaded for trolls and haters and you have so willing obliged. Either you and enjoy the taste in your mouth or you are on the payroll of FoAD.

[channeIreview]

I suspected as much. That spineless hollywood hazbeeen. Now I understand why you are able to leave so many thoughtful comments on this video - it's because he's obviously blocking and removing.

[Toddly00]

yay!

[RantingWithB]

You kick ass, Kevin.

[lepton250]

(*hah!*) Keep 'em comin' Kev! Finding you on you tube is like Christmas 10 months early! Welcome aboard!

[nevenias]

Keep up the good work man!

[jabazzy]

Thanks for being here :)

[kpo345]

You're an ANGEL for helping me with my channel. Your work is GREAT and I can't wait to work with you more in the coming days. Thanks!!

[DrumDog2112]

Todd Hockney, you's legendary. Absolutely legendary.

[dripduke]

Your Peter Falk is better than Peter Falk's Peter Falk.:)

[Elaina43]

Lookin' forward to knowing what every American should know.

[chimera15]

hahaha he did it

[prsden]

HA! HA! HA! Great Colombo! And the prior C.W. too!

Hey Kevin, can you talk about how it was to work with the two comedy greats Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon in the Grumpy/Grumpier Old men movies? Any funny stories from those shoots? I loved those guys - and still do!

All the Best,

Dennis

[deepwatertree]

HAHAHA!!! I would be surprised if even 1/16 of the you tube community knows who Colombo is =D

All the best to you Kevin. Much Love. =]

[xxReikoNxx]

thesockdetective just learned this magic trick last year

true story

arrr

[marksplaceuk]

welcome to youtube :)

[topcat4eva]

Good to see you on YouTube. Lookin forward to more vids.

[topcat4eva]

Im a kiss ass because i welcome someone to YT? He has probably had a account for a few years and wants to get more involved with YT. Stop spamming everyones comments - if it was up to me id ban you for that. (Good to see your reply is currently on -6 thumbs down, lol)

[RoninDave]

yeah, I hear ya, topcat! pirate penguin-butt thinks it's funny to tell every positive commentator to "go f*ck yeself" in bad piratese. It's cyber-bullying at it's most childish and vicious. And worse, it'd not even remotely humorous. Keeping thumbing him down!

Irony note: He complains about Pollak blocking his many parrot handles but penguin-butt has been blocking me from all of his channels because apparently I scare him. What a hypocrite!

[apachedisco]

Your a good guy, hope to see more of you soon.

[grantmissionx]

Keep em coming man. Great!

[nickponline]

Greetings from Europe, Kevin!!

[RustleAbout]

Nice to see you on YouTube Kevin. -Russ

[MsevN]

omg columbo

[MsevN]

omg you have no friends

[dliugsetarip]

Arrrr, Kevin Pollak be such a b actor that he can't even scare up groupies. ARRRR

[RoninDave]

did you run out of pirate guild names, penguin-butt? This latest one makes even less sense than the earlier ones!

[theguildpwnsalways]

ARRRRRRRR

[aussielexi]

the eye thing kills me. lol

that is a talent in itself.

[naughtypuppetshow]

Your very welcome. Gratitude Rocks! :-)

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Thanks for spamming this video.

[theguildpwnsalways]

aRRR, ye doth not get it doth ye victor? We dont' care if this video gets featured, rated highly, viewed, etc. That not be the point of the game....

Yer mind is so simple mate. Too bad ye be uneducated.

[ILieksUrAct]

ARRRR, you be STUPID assuming spam helps.

[badback51]

it`s nice to see such a a truly nice guy speaking for once on youtube... you rule

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, sorry mate, too many mouths suckling on his cock already. Get in line. ARRRRR

[badback51]

we don`t you, your bald head and your attitude problem go jump off a brigde and die you jumped up pussy footed big gay soon to be dead faggot rat bastard.

[canadianeh24]

quick question, who was the second impression? i recognize it perfectly but i cant remember the guys name.

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, it was of yer dad, as he was cumming in a hooker. ARRR

[BarryAldridge]

Good to have you here Kevin.

[StuBakerComedy]

Just one more thing ...

We'll be watching! Thanks for keeping up with the updates ...

[RoninDave]

nice! Thanks!

Sorry for fighting fake pirate(s) all over your comment section on your first vid but someone had to do a bit of scuppering of humorless landlubbers with delusions of piratey grandeur.

[RoninDave]

yeah, good luck there, penguin-butt! Why bothering contacting? Your modus operandi is just to make it all up anyway.

I'm sure what will spew forth from your cavernous mouth will be fake contacts claiming abuse physical & verbal, pervy iantics, fake cybersex transcripts, & so forth.

You can only cry wolf once or twice&get some people to believe you. After the 200th time, folks stop caring.

Don't let me stop you - you have some fiction to write or rewrite by changing the names to moi.

[theguildpwnsalways]

Why did Eriko leave ye mate?

[RoninDave]

I wasn't bald and fat enough for her - so if you come to Japan, you're sure to win her heart. Just try not to eat it as well.

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr,what was the real reason why she left ye mate?

[RoninDave]

see above and don't miss your chance! However they don't accept plastic gold doubloons from Long John Silvers Restaurants as currency here in Japan.

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, why did Eriko leave ye mate?

[RoninDave]

Polly want a cracker?

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, well mate, answer the question.

Why did Eriko leave ye?

[RoninDave]

Pieces of Eight! Pieces of Eight!

[ShermerIllinois]

"Waaaah... I'm terribly sorry Mr. Pollack, but ya see there was just one more thing..."

Hahahah. Great Columbo, man.

[RoninDave]

you've got some serious Freudian issues, don't you, penguin-butt?

[nbwulf]

Cheers amigo...

[RoninDave]

"Arr, go fuck yeself. ARRRR "

Yeah, for some reason multiple repetitions of this catch phrase of yours just doesn't wear well with age. It might have worked in the Comedy Club circuit in the 80s but now it just comes off as rather lame, I'm afraid.

And it should be "yeRself." True pirates would not miss an opportunity to exploit a good "ARRR" especially when one is readily handy as in this case.

[nbwulf]

If I could do that I wouldnt be wasting my time on YouTube.

[theguildpwnsalways]

hath ye tried?

[ILieksUrAct]

Yes I'm a pirate here to Loot, Pillage and Plunder

[ElevenColors]

WHOAH. Didn't know you could do Columbo. Especially the eyes.

[MiracleYouR2Me]

Love ya', Kevin!...Thanks for being here!

[CustomMadness]

i'm glad you're here Kevin, you've always been one of my favorites, i was really glad back in the day when you made the move over to acting more frequently, because that allowed me to see more of you work. It makes me happy that you and I are apart of the same community, and I am glad that alan talked you into this. Can't wait for video #100 and many more thereafter

[Gimmeabreakman]

Impressive.