SWTOR sex scene

[Tonystarkes888]

now thats what i call a sex scene all 3 thumbs are up for that one.

[killblade37]

i have the weirdest boner right now...

[juangonzalez09]

arent u sending away your Twi'lek?

me: no i want let her watch

and u choose that option... u are a genius!

[lockonU]

i like that you made vette watch. lol

[CDarthDynoP]

"SHE STAYS!" lol

[jamondshadow]

this is star wars! how the hell could bioware do shit like this

[ViDeoDuDe1928]

Threesome...

[StemmedGrevius]

poor vette

[BenSchw3]

DAMN and i killed her ... FAK >.<

[Odakage]

"Keep the door unlocked"

"Where would the fun be in that"

"Dammit Morrigan you sodding witch ...oh wait, um force of habit"

[ViciousZeroEnder]

LOL.... i wish i took those options on my marauder

[TheZanursic]

Lol he is into MILFs

[Ambush083]

SHE STAYS.

[Wildcat425B]

Killing her is more fun. Throwing the corpse into a wall is just priceless.

[elvenyola]

i lol'd she stays

[AznAnarchy99]

@elvenyola I was not expecting that, haha

[PSCricket3]

lol bioware. 

[JawmownNinja]

I wanna see some hardcore star wars sith screwing

[LordHenrikso]

@JawmownNinja wtf?

[MannyXVIII]

such an action can be a relationship-killer

[KrayvenDraak]

@HolyJigglez I've heard Twi'leks do interesting things with their Lekku during intimate liaisons :) lol

I bet Vette was flicking the bean while she watched... dirty little minx that she is...

[Maandrixe]

I found this in the trooper storyline, and have a video fo it on my channel. MUCH better than this :)

[Hammerzeiterrr]

wow this game is shit

[TheAwesome45]

@Hammerzeiterrr Wow you're very open minded judging the game on one quest reward option, can I ask you a question? If you dislike it why'd you watch this video?

[PoissonLihp]

goty

[marduk505]

this game is pure garbage

[TheNeoxide]

she is a slut

[BroMumbles]

LETS TALK IN PRIVATE WITH OUR BODIES ABOUT MY PAYMENT. SON WHO JUST OVERHEARD THAT I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS MAN A BLOWJOB PLEASE GO OUT AND PLAY WHILE I GIVE THIS MAN A BLOWJOB BJOB OF BWEOOLOW JOB

[chorizo1337]

the cultural marxist/bioware gay agenda in the flesh folks

[Yubera2K10]

@chorizo1337 >gay agenda

>heterosexual sex

>gay agenda

[chorizo1337]

@Yubera2K10 hamburgerhelper.jpg

[edwinmitchell1]

Quality Bioware writing right here folks.

[donutdude35]

Hilarious

[StuartAlexanderYoung]

I actually thought it was pretty (intentionally) funny. I mean, in fairness, the Sith have to be up to some pretty kinky shit, right? Loved the 'Any shuttleport in a storm' line. I mean, yes, it's sort of cringy, but you try writing an alien-bangin' dark-side group-sex flirt'em'up. I think it's more tongue in cheek than some commenters are giving it credit for.

Also T for Teen how?

[Funaru]

I found this pretty funny!

[Jammonstrald]

rofls, love the comment that said don't judge the game's graphics by this clip... as if THAT is the primary concern about the game which is on display. Coincidentally, I think this clip is actually pretty indicative of how the game looks.

[DrMeh3]

"Your mother needs some privacy" holy shit wtf!?!? That's soooooo awkward

[Ruzgfpegk]

Being "banged on the dark side" has two meanings now.

[sroe426]

Bioware needs to hire some writers that have actually had sex... Honestly this is pathetic.

[jle717]

woop woop woop woop woop woop

[Eunuchorn1]

whats with all the bitchin? this game is sick and this video was hilarious

[Vidyadude]

They spent 300 MILLION DOLLARS on this? Oh wow

[YellingDingo22]

lol, Those "Occupy Coruscant" sith protesters are so desperate for affection. They'll do it anywhere :P

[AlienShine]

EA ruins everything

[DelgadoSWTOR]

hmm dont judge this game based on this vidos graphics when you run this gaame on max its great

[Szgerle]

I have seen better stories and characters in pen and paper roleplaying games between friends.

As a DM I would be ashamed to present a scene like this.

[Recolation]

Hahaha, what a shitty game.

[dancepad]

my god this game looks awful

[jerphunter]

Your mother needs some privacy.

wat

Who wrote this? This is an MMO? Not enough whys in the world would represent how confused I am.

This was bad and a displeasure to watch.

[risbolla]

Ahahaha

[Bluerage98]

THIS IS THE MOST RACIST THING I HAVE EVUR SEEN FLAGED AND REPORTED!!!

[thepocarisweat]

The texture pop-in is strong with this one

[SgtB4ker]

didn't leliana/morrigan say the exact same thing as the Twi'Lek when you tried to have sex with the pirate lady in Dragon Age Origins?

[dragonknight337]

KOTOR 1/2 are rolling in their graves

[grit1]

Bioware has just fallen so far. Sex in every single game? Come on, it was a surprise the first time, 'Oh that's cool', but now it's just every game. It's boring now. Bioware made sex boring. HOW DO YOU DO THAT

[poopbuttmcgee]

>Keep the door unlocked.

[GDemon]

Who writes this shlock?

[icephalanx]

Mother fucker.

[vidyagaymelive]

Why did they let Hamburger Helper write in her own fantasis?

[GetterRays]

This must be the work of Hamburger Helper

[DesmondHume423]

This shit has David Gayder and Hamburger Helper written all over it.

[Eolath]

GOTYAY, it beats Dark souls & Skyrim by a huge margin.

[Jubedube]

"Give your mother some pri-vacy"

"Yes mom..."

[Xolso]

Hamburger Hepler.

[gentrelane]

lololol what

[biowaredefenseforce]

BIOWARE HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!! IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN'T DO

[RudyGay69]

RED HUMAN

[flimda]

BEST GAME OF OUR GENERATION

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

Pfftt ahaha

[TheTrueHaddock]

10/10 GOTY ALL YEARS

[aj65535]

Is dis mass effeck?

[Ace2066]

Dat texture pop-in

[evenios]

shes hot but your charecter is kinda ugly lol punk rocker for the win

[DeliciousGriefing]

This was painful to watch.

I don't know if Bioware is making this deliberately hamfisted and retarded or if their staff are now so socially inept that they've actually forgotten how two people interact.

[Thabaka]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT

[MjXllcommando]

Oh god, this will be the next Star Wars Christmas Special.

[MPsa2000jo]

what the fuck

[jle717]

I wish you could make the son watch.

[Luisin88]

Yeah son, I'm banging your mother having a threesome with a twi'lek teen.

[FluffyFuzzy]

Sith in their full glory!

[vissereight]

GOTYEY

goddammit bioware

[VermilionMage]

I would be angry about the shitty writing if I weren't laughing so hard.

[thirdangletheory]

Hahahahaha fucking lost it.

[jle717]

Amazing. GOTY.

[RaikiriPiercesAll]

"Now leave me. I have much to do now that I control House Grathan"

"Whoop whoop whoop whoop"

[frombuenosaeris]

ANY SHUTTLE-PORT IN A SPACE-STORM. BECAUSE WE'RE IN SPACE.

[harrybuttman]

this made my day lol

[LordCorinth]

heheheh nice, take that vixen from behind and give her force thrust, and make the twileck watch you both in the throws of passion XD

[jedidarkboom]

i think that was a threesome lol

[Singetally]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I pissed my pants when you chose for her to watch!

[Raptor3946]

@TrivadoRain Hey I resent that, mate -:( lol jk

[Doomsong83]

God this awful and yes I tested this trash. Why is everyone British?!

[TrivadoRain]

@Doomsong83 only the sith are british, because as we all know, the english are terrible people.

[Moaningwood]

"She never leaves my side" +15 Rep LOLOLOL

[AzKnc]

People! The only reason there's so many dislikes is that there's actually no sex scene. Hope this clears things up

[blackinque]

threesome with a twi'lek on top!

[omegapoint777]

degenerate faggotry

[KnightmareGalahad]

my smuggler had relations with much hotter chicks. but still, nicee.

[psych0]

haha. Vette got jelly.

[regemo]

Hilarious. They kept this kinda twisted stuff in, but didn't have time to do a few same gender pg-13 romances? Really?!

[Jnaathra]

YEAHHHHHH -sunglasses-

[hornyculprit]

Quality Bioware Everything

[JackBoosh]

sure is a lot of butthurt /v/ faggots in here

[JorkellDIY]

@JackBoosh Butthurt? We are crying in laughter. This is incredibly funny. If anything, it sounds like you're the one with a horrible, horrible case of buyer's remorse

[PaleFolklore13]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[Estragogon]

Why can't i upload madotsuki here

[karbin89]

This is the funniest game ever made. I applaud Bioware for creating something so cartoonishly hammy. "Son, leave the chamber. Mommy's gotta bork Dr. Zoidberg."

[caketaker666]

@karbin89 i applaud this comment didnt realise he looked like dr zoidberg till now

[pluslaria]

>BIOWARE

FUCKING LOL

OH WOW

[miganders]

WHY.PNG

[CenturionRyan]

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

[Abramisen]

"She never leaves my side"

That's some quality writing right there.

[Cheeseandblood]

I like that the first thing that happens after the cutscene is that the girl raises her guns and backs away.

[kamilfreeman]

Bioware's finest writing

[Prnnce]

SHE LIVES THE LONELY LIFE

[ChuchestaNation]

Nobody who grew up with the original trilogy could possibly enjoy this rubbish. Everyone liking this is underage...

[Jnaathra]

@ChuchestaNation I would say the key difference is the original trilogy followed around the "good" characters. This is your story and your choices. You don't have to play it out that way unless you want to. Choice is never a bad thing when it comes to MMORPG.. Even more so when your playing a Pureblooded Sith.

[rexviper8]

@ChuchestaNation you've had your fun faping for hours on end on princess leia... old man... now its our turn!

[k2thereaper]

I just don't get it

there should be something else I say here but words...

I just don't get it.

[fullyHarshness]

This is terrible, and you are terrible for liking it.

[caketaker666]

@fullyHarshness its just a bit of fun

[blizzfreak]

This is painful.

[roflohtehnoez]

So horrible.

[CowHoofOnAHotPlate]

oh, bioware!

[qwasd0r]

Fade-to-black sex scenes won't make this shitpile any good.

[TheYoungMrGamer]

bitches and whores

[blazeeeji]

okay



[WHYSOHOMOSEX]

why.jpeg

[TheDominionOfElites]

Also, fucking kick ass game. Cant believe theres ANOTHER test weekend thiS weekend, the last one kicked ass.

[TheDominionOfElites]

Boy am I glad I executed her.

[Autobalanced]

Vette: "You've got to be kidding me"

1: *Shock Vette*

2: *Shock Vette*

3: *Shock Vette*

[rvnender]

I love how you got 30 affection for not dismissing her while you're having sex....

[jcdark]

@rvnender He LOST 30 affection :P

[intorpere]

Gameplay might be bland as hell, but at least we can count on Bioware living up to their reputation for this sort of great storytelling.

[RedMageNeko]

Poor, Poor Vette. ... And wait, i could have killed her!? FFFFFFFF************!!!!!! Hated that woman with a passion.

[DarthKenno]

Giggity giggity goo ....alright !

[MirtaGevFett]

o_O i feel so bad for vette. an old bitch and a ugly sith true blood.... oh the humanity rule 34 is gonna have a fun time with this game

[DassWarcraft]

threesome?

[skyterror999]

o_o *Vette watches in intriguing horror*

[mysticx69]

Oh god hilarious.... why playing Republic when you can play Sith empire and reply epic quote like that LOL

[Pinto531]

My female imperial agent got laid in the first 20 minutes. I felt so dirty afterwards...

[Aaron4444444]

Bow chicka wow wow.

[MrTimthos]

I went for the evil option in this quest line, which resulted in me stabbing the mother, throwing her body against the wall with the Force, and then executing her son.

That's when TOR won my heart.

[caketaker666]

@MrTimthos i just have a dirty mind

[angrygreek1985]

lol this is ridiculous. "You have got to be kidding me" lol

[Ludercrs]

"She never leaves my side"  BEST PART!!!

[TheDolfinDIVE]

LOOOOL

[Moby228]

LOL

[caketaker666]

i put a lot of effort into pressing the random button to make him

[chomag725]

That guy looks like crap.

[DWarrior4]

Lmao, Vette cracks me up. She deserves a good shock for that interruption

[metalsnake27]

Lol

[HolyJigglez]

I wonder where they put her tentacles...