FLAWLESS SnD!! NAILED DICK, SHIT IN MOUTH WTF!?!? Search and Destroy Modern Warfare 3 (MW3)

[gaminglurp]

eventually you will gain an immunity to the bacteria and stuff. so good choice

[BananaJuice2121]

I would open the draw and pull out the nail with a fork, BOOM!

[killacooney]

What if she had taco bell right before you guys had sex and her shit was liquidy.

[nizzlad]

would u rather eat male ass and your life would be perfect or have the hottest bitch in the world suck and fuck u but then see she had a dick after u fuck her lol

[SilentMurd3r]

u can save your dick if u get it on ice in less than 24 hours so I'd chop it off then put it on ice then go to the hospital and get it back on ( yes they can put Ur dick back on it was on mansers )

[ThePREZ56]

Would u rather have a dick on ur forehead or a vagina on the back of ur head

[LJDee91]

Wow seriously the top comment is fucked up do not respond to that shit TryHard lol

[dauhjacoleman]

OK would you get a women with a dick to fuck you

[ptango666]

Btw, if you chop off your dick you bleed to death!!

[Crutin24]

its wold take like 3 wks for it 2 rust apart. just saying

[AmericanAztec915]

@Crutin24 hahhhahaha how you know your dick shoped of

[b3aster123]

Would you rather cut your dick off and sell it for 1 Million dollars, and you can't get a transplant. Or would you be a sex slave for a gay guy and the only way to escape is to have sex with your mom, you dad.(if you have any siblings you would have to do them to) (and your future daughter and son)

[TheDepressedDog]

Would you rather, Gemma Atkinston or Lucy Pinder?

Two British girls you may need to research. ;)

[DethNiTro123]

Would you rather fuck ur dad or masterbate every 30minutes

[DethNiTro123]

I have a new name for ur MrIcomehard what about MrRoundTree

[AmericanAztec915]

@DethNiTro123 he alredy named it mr i cum hard

[WillTubeForFood]

would you rather jizz old mayonaise everytime you jizzed? or have to put half of your jizz into your asshole and eat the other half everytime you jizzed?

[TryHardJokeR]

MrITryHard can u tell me some good combinations of classes in mw3 plz for some noob ^^

i just start play it so i need a pro mw3 player to tell me :)

[WillTubeForFood]

@TryHardJokeR scar silenced extended mags and mp9 akimbo or silenced. c4, flash, and whichever killstreaks you want. itryhard's favorite gun is the acr6.8, i know that, but i dont know his fav class...

[TryHardJokeR]

@WillTubeForFood thx and btw i got all gunz unlock i am going to get them golden ^^

[AkimboComboMeal]

No don't call it mricumhard. Call it mritryhard Jr.

[ElihoeDBK]

Have a seizure ever time you jizz mustard or fuck a shemale with any face of your choosing.

[OsitoLikesHoney]

Damn, i'm tired of seeing all these questions about "The hottest chick in the world..." like, come up with something else guys! We need a variety of questions!

[JeffDunham75y]

Would you rather have sex with a baby girl that is 2 years old in front of a gym full of people or have sex with the hotest chick you know that's been dead for 3 days in front of a gym full of people?

[coltslover20091]

What would you do if you could suck your own dick and why?!?!?!?!?!

[awsometeen905]

would u rather piss diamonds or shit golden brick

[CasualGamerr]

Would you rather quit making YouTube vids and get married to your first true love or keep on making vids but not be able to jizz?

[MrBetaVirus]

would you rather give your dad a blowjob and get married to the hottest chick that ever walked on earth or give your grandfather a handjob and get AIDS for his jizz ??

[umadbro617]

does anybody else know that guys have a 5 foot penis inside of them near your big intestence you could get surgey to make it your penis on the outside it is a option MrITryHard

[adoSrelliK]

Would you rather eat your own shit or drink half a liter of your mom's period blood?

[buddy1623]

would you fuck your sister for 1 million dollars. if you dont your mom will give you a blowjob

[buddy1623]

would you rather watch your parents have sex 100 times on tape or join in just once. explain

[10jujo10]

Whould you rather get fucked in the eye hole after your eyes got dug out (only one of your hot eyes) by Obama and get to fuck Jessica Alda your entire life, or fuck Sarah Jessica Parker?

[jake9876789]

just take it in the ass:O

[HipFire99]

what would you do if you woke up a morning and you had the hottest body, the sexiest girl ever, but your penis was 3 inches smaller..? would you fuck the chick adn she would tell everybody hhow bad you was or just skip it?

[AEfuryness]

Would you rather have sex with an old lady(60+ years old) with tons of experiance and was some of the best sex you had or have sex with a young lady (23-) with no experiance and was one of the worst sexual encounter ever

[chrismettalica]

would you rather every time you get a bonner your pants and boxers fall down or every time you fuck you lose a bonner

[masterLJD]

No legs, no games or no internet

[penden300]

Would you rather fuck the hottest chick in the world a couple times and everytime you did your dick got smaller and smaller until it was gone forever, or have your dick forever but the only person in the world you can have sex with is susan boyle???

[ohchoboy]

Weapon of ass destruction

[97Lorens]

would you rather only to be able to fap yourself and have no sex, or be able to have sex but everyweek you have to have gay sex?

[RatedRHyperstar]

YOUR OLD INTRO IS BACK! :D

[jamstar444]

Would you rather drink and swallow 2 pints of a fat mans jizz to have the best sex in the world with the hottest chick or would you rather not drink any jizz, but you have to fuck a man or animal

[RealAsItGetz92]

Would you rather get a blowjob from a chick without a tounge, or get a handjob from a chick without fingers?

[DragonXRapier]

Would you rather live without MrIComehard or The Pussy !?

[jamstar444]

@DragonXRapier You mean MrICumHard. Right?

[masterLJD]

No legs no games or no internet

[Th3ShadyW0lf]

the first one is from PKA

[MitchellvanderKamp]

Would you rather wake up naked and sore in all the wrong places (without any memory of the night before) next to the Burger King telling you “you had it your way” or to Ronald McDonald telling you that “you were loving it.”



[BOJANGLES12579]

Moar true stories! Thumbs up if u agree

[JLawrenceFilming]

Ur the one talking about rim jobs, that can give u a disease too.

[iizaPunk]

What would you do if you woke up and you had a dick on your forehead like a unicorn?

[syngervice67]

YAY! THE STRICKEN INTRO IS BACK!

[Philiponthesenuts]

Wat if you jizzed from you're tongue

[BobbyTMF]

@Philiponthesenuts

u mean what would he do if he jizzed from his tongue?

[joki94]

Would you rather get fucked in the ass by a gentle black guy, or by a rough asian guy?

[westerwind4life]

so u luv mricumhard and well love that shot.. SEND US A PICTURE BRO

[christopherpeterraby]

Ok would you swallow a random dudes load on video but then be able to fuck any girl at will?

[christopherpeterraby]

Fuck aids infected Megan fox or herpes infested Jessica biel?

[joki94]

If you would ever happen to be a part of a human centipede with two other people, where on the body would you rather be: the front, the middle, or in the end?

[christopherpeterraby]

Take it in the ass or give it?

[UnHappyGh0st]

Would u rather get a person arm shoved up ur ass or get fucked in the ass by a man for 7min?

[darmah2]

What would you do If lesbian neighbors move in?

[GoldCheeze]

I love the old intro

[PlopRS]

Buffering ads.... now WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[sportsnation11]

would u rather fuck a girl with AIDS or give a blow job to a homeless man

[TheHitman1578]

Would you rather fuck your mom or fuck your sister and there both ugly and you have to do it every day. And everyone knows about it

[TheB3asT17]

Would u rather eat ur own jizz or eat ur dads jizz?

[XXXBullseye]

Sry about the double post idk what happend

[XXXBullseye]

Would you rather have complete control of the length and intensity of your own orgasms or of other peoples orgasms (the same amount of jizz comes out no matter how long the orgasm and you don't have to touch the person you are giving an orgasm) example give your teacher an orgasm while he's teaching the class lol

[AqwCorrupted]

Would you fuck the HOTTEST GIRL in your high school when you were young OR fuck the HOTTEST MILF in the entire world? If you pick the HOTTEST GIRL then you are the coolest one ever in the school and have sex with all her friends. If you pick the HOTTEST MILF you get loads of money and other milf pussies? What will you choose?

[black27ish]

Would you rather have everyone think your Osama?? Or have everyone think your Hitler??

[AmericanAztec915]

mrtry hard would you fck a man in the ass an get fcked in the ass or never have sex in the world

[TheonlyFluxie]

If after you got done screwing and it was humanly normal for this to happen you penis get larger wile inside it eventually gets so large you half to wait 20 minutes b4 u could pull out how would you pass the time

[ILOVEMCNUGGETS24]

Would u rather have no feeling when u jizz or fuck the ugliest girl ever no bags no tricks u have to look her in her eyes the whole time and u jizz as much as u want at that time

[MelloYellowBeast]

Would u rather fuck your mom.everyday for a month or don't have sex for 2 years

[Justsomerandomguy951]

@MelloYellowBeast dont hav sex 2 yrs duh!

[Rage2much]

@Aia1347

[sachaz150]

never fap, but sex twice a month or sex and fap as much as you'd like, but you have to fuck your mom once a month

[juggerzombie]

So your pants are on fire because of the crazy bitch and you run into the nearest bar and it's a gay bar would you take your pants off?

[MattIzAwesome17]

Would you rather watch porn with your parents, or featuring your parents?

[warchief96]

Oh! And I think this question is somewhat fucked up since you said you love to fap so much :P it's February, man, and for some people, it's "no fap February". My question is, will you participate in this test?

[sachaz150]

@warchief96 no fap february? already failed it bro..

[penden300]

would you rather be able to only fuck susan boyle forever, or have sex with really hot chicks but after every time your dick gets smaller and smaller until it is completly gone??

[warchief96]

Quick question.. Cut or uncut dude? O.o (are you circumcised?)

[supermario863]

would you rather use a time machine to repeat sex over and over, or would you rather use hyponosis to have sex with any girl you want? FUCKED UP QUESTION!

[tjb5702]

Ok if there were only three people left in the world and one was the hottest guy you ever and one was the most ugly chick you ever seen would you rather fuck the hottest guy or the most ugly girl and why?

[Co2ShockzZ]

First question was from pka

[xboxpro97]

Would u rather all women have a penis or everybody on earth dies except for u and your mom and u have to repopulate the earth?

[SikkFx]

would you rather get fucked in the ass by a horse or get bukkaked by a bunch of dudes?

[MattIzAwesome17]

@SikkFx wouldnt he die if he got fucked in the ass by a horse..? (mr hands)

[justforshtsandgiglz]

Heres a good one! Would u rather fuck any bitches u wanted to for 10 year then you would have to get your dick cut off or fuck susan boyle for the rest of your life?

[puffinthekush]

@justforshtsandgiglz i would go with fuck any bitch but i would wait till im like 50 cuz at 60 i probably wouldn't be gettin any anyway :)

[Rooseveltboh]

@justforshtsandgiglz fuck that , 10yrs lol

[MrDJWn]

@justforshtsandgiglz easy , fuck any bitches for 10 year , then kill yourself right before you have to cut it off :p

[Schaeferize]

would you rather have gaming or sex for the rest of you life and choosing sex gets rid of the whole youtube and gaming scene but gaming gets rid of anything sexual, that includes fapping

[KILLERCATCHER45]

MrITryHard... Would you rather pop a girl cherry and have her bleed all over your dick?? or have a chick bite your dick everytime you got a blow job??

[TheLastWafflecake]

Would you rather cum icy hot, or shit tobasco sauce?

[TheLastWafflecake]

Yayayay you found your old intro

[PsyCOTiiCKiLLa8]

If you and a male were the last people on earth would you fuck him? Why or why not??

[PoopTruffles]

Would yew rather stop fapping for life or stop smoking for life?

And you're a person who's really addicted to smokes.

[GamingSuperDude]

would you drink a condom flu of sperm from a random guy or lick ur mom's VAGINA and BUTTHOLE!!!!!

[javi92294]

WOULD YOU RATHER WAKE UP ONE DAY WITH A VERY SMALL PENIS OR NOT BE ABLE TO JIZZ (EVER!)?

[SinOfSacrifice55]

Would you have sex with your hot fucking cousin and it is the great sex...or you have sex with a beautiful pornstar and yes it is great sex to except the pornstar is a one night stand and your cousin is anytime you want?

[JustFingAwesome]

Would you rather be all out gay for a month or have sex with the ugliest chick who is horrible at sex and probably will bite your dick off every day for 3 months

[1NYK7]

would you rather have sex with your relative or have a dog lick peanut butter off your balls after sex (HE MAY BITE)

[Jimtheunicorn]

Would you rather have a bath in jizz or piss?

[buddy1623]

would you rather be your moms vibrator sex toy or your brothers condom. explain

[PSNplayer112]

Would you rather get raped by a dude every time you go outside NO MATTER WHAT or be forced to not be able to fap, jizz, have sex etc. for the rest of your life? FUCKED UP QUESTION!

[ohchoboy]

If you had Jessica alba in a sound proof room and refused to touch you what would you do

[GreatMW3GamePlay]

You finnaly got your intro back

[mmcmahon366]

Would you rather have your mom cut off your dick and use it as a dildo or your dad do the same

[Devongamer1]

If you could jizz any thing in the world what would it be an why?

[JBA25flip]

Would you rather give a bj to a girl with a dick or lick a vagina from a guy with a dick

[ebeegeebe]

Would you rather have your dad jizz in your mouth and him teabag you or all girls have no ass and big tits?

[ParodyVEVO]

Would you rather take it in the ass from a guy? Or take it in the ass from a girl with a dick?

[MrEpixSauce]

Would you rather put your dick in a monster can( which is fucking sharp) or a sharpener?

[wariyoshidirector]

Would you rather have a hard plastic dildo ravage your ass every time you take a shower, or have every girl in the world be half as good as they are now (Ex.They're half as nice, half as pretty, half as big boobs, half as good sex...etc.)

[MrGunGuy1112]

What if you had the SEXIEST girl in your bedroom and she was a virgin..... What would you do? (You can do anything, if you catch my drift)

[captainblink84]

Ok, half the women in the world have a yeast infection and every time you bang you get a cottage cheese film on your balls that stays for days and the other half have a bacterial vaginosis which spews a little liquid as you bang and makes your junk smell like fish all the time....which one would you rather?

[MrUhntraceable]

Would you rather have anal with a girl who shits on your dick every time (she only does anal) or get a blowjob every day but they are the worst blowjobs ever and bit your dick every time?

[gillsrelaxed]

would you rather have your dad give you a blowjob and a handjob or have your mom put a huge strap on or huge dildo in your ass

[profpkers]

would you rather, have your dick cut off and used as a strap on to fuck you?

or a guy face fuck you?

[TengisTamiraa]

use new intro

[MrITryHard]

@TengisTamiraa i will...this gameplay was on my other computer, didnt have much of choice

[ACBhunter]

@MrITryHard can't you use the old one its way better its so sick its more action packed

[ACBhunter]

@MrITryHard i mean the intro

[degolas13]

pay* not play :P

[degolas13]

would you do the hottest chick ever and play her 1mill USD or have se with a guy and then get 1mill USD and as bonus you'll get a ugly chick but you own her

[whatsup634]

i like the other intro

[nathanbdaang]

Would u rather wake up. Gettin cummed on for a week by a black guy or do a 2 kids 1 sandbox(puttin a huge dildo in ur dick hole) for 5 min

[tylerf13ful]

Would you fuck your own mother to save your own life, or fuck your father to save your mothers life?

[xBoxNedidark]

So you're all alone in your room and then you decide to masturbait,but you forgot that you we're in a video call on skype and your friend records it. He says: "If you let me fuck you for a week i wont send it to anyone". Would you do it or no? Why?

[ewlgod]

Would you rather eat your used condom every time you finished having sex, or just never have sex in your whole entire life?

[YellowTeddyCA]

@ewlgod .... hes obv gonna chose the eat condom, its just like shit on his mouth everytime he has sex

[St31thMast3r]

@ewlgod wouldn't he choke on the condom



[TheWiiJunkie196]

would you rather your dad give you a blowjob, or you give your dad a blowjob?

[profpkers]

would you rather have a noobtube up your ass or, have to put a frag granade up your moms vag?

[idkwhyukma]

If you had too choose between shoving a screwdriver down your dick and fucking a vagina with teeth

Or cut your penis off and use it as a strapon and fuck susan boil, what would you do?

[whatsup634]

please dont post search i hate it its boring cause its too slow and i get bored real easily of it.

[khan3550]

why couldn't you just pull the damn nail out

[Mcmuffinwaffle]

Have a kid with an ugly girl or marry a hot girl that you can't have sex with

[xXKingzXx55]

Try Hard Would you Let your father put marshmallows up your butt then stuck his fingers up that hole or would you watch your Nan masturbait in front of you + squirt over you?? FUCKED UP QUESTION

[AmericanAztec915]

@xXKingzXx55 tht is so easy not fcked up q -__-

[ramseygill2009]

Would you rather fuck a girl who's been dead for 1 day. Or fuck a old lady who's about to die of old age

[WINGIEBOY]

Cheesy or small knob ??

[Jerguitar2]

MriTryHard you are a dirty, perverted, fucked up individual...and I like it!! :)

[Kingcamb619]

what STD would you be willing to have if you knew you could pass it on to your most hated person through un-lubed angry sex?

[Aia1347]

Would you rather get raped by your own father when your really drunk or fuck your own sister?

[Kingcamb619]

It was LittleMrIFapHard but i like MrICumHard!

[Kingcamb619]

I have a little man crush on TryHard!

[NonameJack12]

Old Intro<3