BILL ENGVALL - Here's Your Sign Live (Part.1)

[Michigander93]

"Just tell us the truth and you won't get into trouble." My parents did that to me all the time.

[calvinQB15]

but i can whistle real good

[tlm712]

boring not funny at all. I need a sign

[AllyLovesGir]

people need to stop flagging these vids!! sick and tired of having to log into my seperate account JUST to watch this >:|

[summernat89]

im sorry but i am clicking dislike cause i dont like the video cause its all pixaled and i cant see it probably

[Bankai77J]

hey, you 53 people who clicked dislike, here's your sign

[CTRoc7]

Dale Earnhardt at 1:15?? haha



[BeeGeesLover84]

I love him

[invaderzimpeople]

@shadow200196 Have you ever thought they didnt like the quality of the video?

[djc6394]

fifty people need their sign.

[ladyhuntress666]

I have seen this series(parts 1-end) countless times and yet always end up pausing the vid.s many times so that I can catch my breath from laughing so hard

[THEROCKFAN1992]

funniest guy ever



[neaallstar13]

the dislike bar is like lady gagas penis its small and shouldnt be there

[bitchmaster2000]

there are 48 dips out there because bill is hilarious XD and i'm 12 :D

and i love him !!!! <3

[metallicarocks911]

im glad that hes now hosting lingo :D

[dragonunderlord]

if i had a qaurter for every pixel on the screen i might have a dollar

[alienhuman]

HBD Bill

[Freddyfender44]

Hey if you like country comedy - check out the pride of Canadian Country Music Comedy - Lefty Nelson

[lookn4sexinNY]

Hey Bill, I love your show. Here's just again, a "love your sign" joke. I was just thinking about a comedial event that me and a gal had, more than once, about a rubber busting. It didn't happen. It never happens, unless you buy too many Maury P. condoms lol It was like, yeah, I buy my comdons from CVS, or another pharmacy, they are called Trojans. About 1.50 a piece. She/you picks hers up for 35 cents at a truck stop wall vendor. You don't see a potential problem in that? lmfao

[poohbear32p1]

Yea bill is awesome  and whoever does not think so does not no what a good stand up comedian is .

[MrMuddigger2]

i wonder how many fags he pissed off by this lol

[kyzelf1]

45 people NEED THEIR SIGNS!!!! :D Thumbs up if you agree

[Hock3yplaya418]

why would people that done like something even watch it?... i dont get it:P

[CatFlashBlue]

@006SteelersFan Yeah he's saying Larry hit the WRONG button. Larry was trying to hit the like button.

[CatFlashBlue]

His personality is a cross between mine and my dad's, which is weird. That's probably why he's so funny to us.

[sunsexy1]

Lingo's New host....... Here's your sign

[gilo1223]

@sunsexy1 nice pisture

[cenalover4569787]

Horrible Quality!!!!!!

[starwarsfan117]

which part is the IG joe part in?

[lexiedoodleforever]

"You saved my life again! How can I repay thee princess?!?!?"

[bobbybob1471]

4:33 thumbs up if you heard the guy say "Hell, I've been there"

[1skullduggery]

i'll just study foxworthy and try and come up with my own stuff. yeah, that's what i'll do. why should he have all the fun. i could be funny, too. let's see, i'll need a snappy catch phrase, too. i got it, how about "here's your sign". i'll just talk and stand like jeff, make up the same characters as jeff, maybe he won't mind if i offer to blow him. maybe one day i'll even get to host my own show. i realize i'm a talenless idiot, but i'm gonna give er a go, anyways.

[etheoharis]

44 people have been given signs!

[lookout5610]

But I am funny. :(

[lookout5610]

I wish I could be a comedienne.

[foursmallhats]

@snoop0851 XD Not a troll, I just know comedy. This isn't it. He recycles jokes everyone has heard before, I'm not sure where the appeal is.

[sonoskay]

@foursmallhats all comics resycle jokes.. and he is not even the worst offender of thsi either! as popular as he is its very hard to come up with new material for every single special he gets ...

[metathus]

@snoop0851 Suck my fat one.

[thebomb2642]

BOMBER 1 TO MOTHER HEN

[swordgeo]

Okay, I can dig that, also, I appreciate the fact that I wasn't insulted the ways you have the others. I respect that.

That said, I assume that you have hated Bill Engvall for quite a while. That is perfectly fine. I hate things too. If I see a video that I don't like, I'll gladly comment and say that is sucks. Now, I believed you expressed that you have a past of less then love for the comedian. So why go to his video FOR THE PURPOSE of bashing him. Just click the back button and don't return.

[metathus]

*wouldnt

[swordgeo]

I think it's funny, the fights that go on because of people like metathus. It seems pointless to click on a hated video just to say you don't like who does it. Assuming metathus has hated Engvall for more then two minutes...why does he act like such an ass?

Now I understand a new person watching the guy, and saying "Wow, I think this guy sucks," and never listening to it again. But to go to the guy you hate to SAY you hate him? Ugh. I wish I got here days ago so I could fight Metathus. Eat one!

[metathus]

@swordgeo Who are you? The reason youtube has a comment section is so you can...follow me closely now...GIVE YOUR OPINION ON THE VIDEO!!!! Regardless of whether its negitive or positive I have the fucking right to say whatever I feel like. But heres the funny thing...all you people say if you dont like something dont bother commenting on it...well...then why do people feel the need to reply to my comment if they hate it? But oh no, I'm still the asshole here...haha, what a fucking joke.

[stephan1606]

does anyone else think its super hilarious that this guy metathus is devoting so much of his life to a comedian he says he hates. the only reason im even back here is because of the message he sent me crammed with every curse word he could think of crammed in. how freakin immature and pathetic can a person get man i mean seriously! P.S. BILL ENGVAIL IS AWESOME! ;)

[metathus]

@stephan1606 Bill engvall is proven to be the least popular comedian on the BCCT. But he does the most things outside of it like his country fried videos, his shit movies, his shit tv show on tbs. I mean, if you are going to get somebody out of the BCCT, get any of the other 3 because unlike fuck head engvall, they are actually funny and not riding on the coattails of the other 3. And fuck you stephen1606, hers a question: why are YOU devoting so much time to replying to MY comments?...haha

[stephan1606]

oh look its the famous comedian metahus, oh wait no its not its just some immature self loathing nobody that has no talent of their own to speak of so they compensate by tearing down those that do. fyi bill has been doing comedy since around the same time that jeff foxworthy has, of course you wouldnt know that since you were most likely still messing your drawers then, go grow up a little before you try to talk like a big boy

[casdog7]

lol metathus.....go to 4chan to troll mate

[metathus]

Bill Engvall is a piece of shit, who is just riding on jeff foxwortys, ron whites, and larry the cable guys coattails, because he knows he is too big of a fucking piece of shit to be popular by himself. FUCK YOU BILL ENGVALL!!!!

[stephan1606]

@metathus

hey its the famous comedian meatahus, oh wait no its not its just some nobody that has no talent and the only way to get self esteem for himself is to talk down about people that do. oh and fyi jackass bill engvall has been doing his own comedy since around the same time jeff foxworthy has maybe before you go off talkin smack you should know just what the hell you're talkin about. also if you dislike him so much dont watch his videos RETARD!

[stephan1606]

@metathus

oh look its the famous comedian meatahus, oh wait no its not its just some self loathing nobody that has no talent of his own and self esteem issues so he talks down about people that do. and fyi bill has been doing stand up since around the same time jeff foxworthy has maybe you should know what you are talking about before you open your mouth RETARD!

[metathus]

@stephan1606 I am funnier than engvall when I shit. Go fuck your mother you donkey raping cock sucking fucker! Fuck you.

[jak795]

@metathus dude, if you dont like his performance then dont watch simple as that.

[metathus]

@jak795 I had to come here and bash him, I couldnt hold my opnions to myself anymore, he just sucks it so hard.

[jak795]

@metathus whatever dude its rather idiotic and immature to come onto a video just to bash it as i said if you don't like the material then simply don't watch its not like someone is holding you at gunpoint, forcing you to watch. The comments section is meant for reasonable and mature responses whether its an opinion or not .do yourself a favor and keep the bashing to yourself you'll save yourself a lot of problems in the future and save the comments section for people using it wisely. good day.

[metathus]

@jak795 You cant tell me what to do. I will comment if I want to you fucking cocksucker.

[metathus]

@jak795 Man, if only I knew where you people lived

[jak795]

@metathus blah blah blah, yeah whatever dude a threat you cant keep im sure. :)

[metathus]

@jak795 blah blah blah....I dont get it

[jak795]

@metathus of course you dont, but as i said whatever

[hellbringer96]

@metathus does it make you feel cool fighting over the internet to people you dont know by way of youtube comments?? cause it sure as hell doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like a guy who has anger issues, no personal life, and nothing better to do then to troll youtube videos of people he doesn't like but others do. If you dont like the video, then simply leave...

To put it in the language of trolls like you, "F*CK OFF YOU J*ZZ SLURPING AN*L LOVING GOD DAMN SH*T MUNCHING FAGGOT!!!"

[metathus]

@hellbringer96 notice:  I didnt reply to anybodies comment, I just stated my opinion. The people who replied to me are the ones who started the fight.

[hellbringer96]

@metathus That's what happens when you post a comment that basically says you hate his guts and he's a piece of shit (to put it mildly).... have you ever heard the phrase "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"? It applies to youtube, because you'll end up in a 6 comment arguement over opinions and most likely lose anyway because people who do stuff like that are usually just trolls who have nothing to argue with except random insults that dont make any real sense....

[metathus]

@hellbringer96 I dont feel like I am losing.....but anywho....I think I should have the right to leave a comment just as much as the next person, regardless if its positive or negitive. The reason I hate bill engavll is because he is the least funny comedian on the BCCL, but he has done the most things outside of it. I mean, all his movies, tv shows and video show host. Get somebody that was more popular like any of the other 3 would have been better than this piece of shit.

[hellbringer96]

@metathus if you like the other guys better then go and watch them! Post comment on their videos, don't look for a bill engvall video just to post a comment that says he's shit, it's stuff like that that gets people into page long arguements like this! If you don't think he's funny, WATCH SOMEONE WHO YOU THINK IS!! It's simple grade school logic, it doesn't take a collage degree to figure out....

[metathus]

@hellbringer96 I hear what you are saying, but this is why I am pissed. 1. I left a comment that was not in reply to anybody, I was leaving my opinion of him, which I have the right to do. Do you agree so far? 2. People are telling me to stop starting shit and not to comment if I dont like it. Well how about we look at it like this: The other people are the ones who replied to me...which started the shit...they never had to reply to me..if you dont like my comment just ignore me.

[metathus]

@hellbringer96 So heres how I look at it, if you just leave a comment thats not in reply to another one, just your own comment....the people that reply are the ones starting shit...not the person that made the comment. I never personally attacked anybody on this video comment section, just bill engvall...so unless its bill engvalls you tube account, nobody should be replying to me. When you reply to a comment, then you have become the one who is personally attacking somebody and starting shit.

[metathus]

@hellbringer96 think about it like this...if nobody would have replied to my commet, then I would be here with 6 pages of comment arguing over some stupid trivial opinion shit. Can you imagine how much less arguments would begin if youtube took away the ability to reply to comments?

[Dakarn]

Stupid people make my brain hurt.

Me: *Phone Greeting*

Stupid: "Oh, you're open?"

Me: "No, I just like answering the phone on my day off."

[johndebbra]

lol married 27 years and i could have made money doing this lol ,this guy either my twin or he married to my wifes sister LOL

[hockey9158]

thank god your here



[jpmorgan187]

@TheReelHacker

it wasn't meant to be funny.

[decbarrett1011]

To Mr JPMorgan Them jokes are funny. Obviously your marriage is fucked. Hence why you post a comment like that. It the funny and my wife laughs at this that makes my marriage works. And just to let ya know she has a PHD. Funny is fun.

[jpmorgan187]

marriage jokes.... so funny, not.

[shadow200196]

To who ever dislikes him I got a good idea.Quit watching him. Bill's awsome!!!

[abc1234567891099]

this guy is not funny, like ron white.

[kseadam8907]

@abc1234567891099 - he "was" not funny, but now he is. look at his old stuff compared to now.

[sychophantt]

This guy SUCKS!

[kseadam8907]

@sychophantt - then DON'T WATCH HIM!

[InescapablePain]

Hawhawhaw look at me. I'm going to make a comment about people hitting the dislike button. Im so original. Hawhawhawhaw

FUCK YOU IDIOTS PEOPL HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT. GET AN ORIGINAL IDEA

[PyschadelicFan]

The people who hit the dislike button didnt see their sign.

[AMMindfreaksisters]

Larry, stop hitting the dislike button!

[AxLstyle]

maaan.....40 people accidentally hit the dislike. 

[finalfantasy4444]

which one is it where he says i.g .joes

[Delisyn]

What makes Bill Engvall so funny is that he talks about everyday stuff. Things you everyone has run into or experienced. So as your watching you can laugh because you have dealt with the same exact thing. What makes it great is that its clean. I mean dirty comics are fine, but it proves how talented you are if you can be clean yet funny as hell.

[divadancer1998]

why does almost everybody on youtube like to drop the f bomb!?!?!?!

[Heiryuu]

@divadancer1998 because most of us like to curse or because they are 12 year olds trying to look cool.

[Amkdc2283]

u suck dude but your better than ron white

[brutus2989]

I dont know about anyone else, but, Larry The Cable Guy rocks. The rest can try to do comedy, but, Larry has em all beat.

[michaeldavis678]

38 people need a sign

[foursmallhats]

If you find Bill Engvall humorous.. I pity you.

[AntiRacismAndHateCom]

@foursmallhats Go troll somewhere else loser.

[wompfarts]

Btw... This ISN'T the "Here's your sign" stand-up comedy. Not sure what this is, but it's certainly not what it's labeled as...

[vikkimoyer2011]

@wompfarts Yeah it is. Theres more parts to it dip stick

[zman2117]

36 dislikes are larry the cable guy hitting the wrong button.....

[mijoken08]

@zman2117 GIT-R-DONE!!

[abt7217tc]

@zman2117 Larry is Bill's biggest fan dipshit

[CTUKeyes]

Respond to this video... youre an idiot. he clearly said "hitting the wrong button". as in he was trying to like it. dipshit

[MegaCod4man]

I have this on my ipod

[allcountry69]

love him sooo much <3

[martzianu01]

36 people didn't get their sign

[dant387]

ill never look at my dad the same again when he's flippin logs on a campfire...

[MatthewSpencerKociol]

"Men only need 3 basic things: Food, Sleep and Sex."

HAHAHAHA I never heard that one before! Who knew?

/s

[petrakryo]

Bill engvall fucking sucks and is the weakest link in the blue collar comedy tour.

[hellokittyify]

@petrakryo yeah?.....well, then why are u looking up his vids? get a life.....

[14tbates]

@petrakryo !@#$ you

[GlitterV]

i love the blue collar comedy tour!

[iHtaeTpyos]

We were making a list of our expenses, one of the items were a bunch of a snowboarding gear.

So my friend goes: is that snowboarding gear?

me: yes

friend: Do you snowboard?

me: no i buy it to play beach volleyball

Heres 2 signs for you :)

[Bathoric95]

I have this on a dvd. It's fucking epic.

And for my heres your sign moment.

My step dad and I went to go pick up the christmas tree.

We bring it home - and set it up in the stand.

My mom came home from work and said "Is this the Christmas tree?"

I said "Nope..I bought it because I thought it would add a nice decorative touch"

[apocalypticaluvr]

@Bathoric95 i've got one too. i went to school one day and ended up running out of the class to the bathroom cuz i was about to puke. my mom came to get me and asked "are you sick?" i said "nope...i'm the next virgin mary and morning sickness is a bitch"

[ryanpulliam1]

@apocalypticaluvr wow that was funny

[apocalypticaluvr]

@ryanpulliam1 thank you much!

[xxxxxLilDonxxxxx]

i had a here's ur sign moment the other day. i wuz talkin 2 a grl on blackberry messengr n she wantd 2 download a song on her blackberry. So i askd her dont u hav a blackberry? She said nope, jst hav a black n white screen nokia wit blackberry messenger downloaded on it...-_- here's my sign

[funcoolfunfun]

I love his "here's your sign" bits. I wish they mass produced those things so that I could give those out when I do a "bill engvald".

[88acres]

this isnt the original heres your sign....I miss the 90's version...cant seem to find it on here

[Landisnicholas]

@JIp0719

YES!! AMEN!!

[jlp0719]

He is one of the only comics that can b funny and not go *bleep* all the time

[sandcrawler200]

"Camels". Ha!

[chevyman85scottsdale]

32 people with no humor

[AndrewLover117]

No..see... I was in the closet and you werent there... these must have been next to the close you WANTED me to wear..

[BigOrangeTitan]

Eat,sleep,sex. Just like a dog. :)

[jshellz1234]

gotta love that quality

[tjeremy96]

32 people got a sign.

[snowddoogg]

32 people need to have there sign delivered

[michaeldavis678]

would love to hear bill at a roast that would be priceless

[Thedarkside02]

@michaeldavis678 He's been on two. Larry's and Jeff's.

[Hillbillygirl67]

Hay hears you sign on the blokes for a 100mtr swim trail and this chicks says "ya gunna have a swim" in my wisdon I just couldnt help me self and said "nah this is how I run around the block" hears you sign ahhh

[Acrodents]

"Have you ever seen a cat play with a wounded mouse?"

Answer: Yes. and it is VERY freaky.

[TakeItToTheMax5]

@Acrodents and yet... you can't look away.

[Acrodents]

@TakeItToTheMax5

hahaha

[casualtiespunk777]

Crude comics can be funny, but one can only take so many before the jokes start to sound the same. Like Dane Cook is funny only when he isn't trying to be as dirty as possible. Comics who stay away from those types of jokes and do real-life jokes are a million times more funny.

[S0a1v2a3n4n5a6]

The best/worse part about all this? It's pretty much true.

I love Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Ron White. Not his biggest fan, but Larry the Cable Guy is funny in his own way.

[hotpants182182]

"Like that's what's gonna stop her from going through the windshield!"

[Hamchuck123]

I love this guy to death!! He's funny and reminds me of my daddy!!

[stephanie40196]

@Hamchuck123 I say the exact same thing all the time! I saw him live for my birthday last year, and a lot of the stuff he said totally reminded me of my parents.

[guibox3]

Bill is one of the best and very clean overall...and he is funny as heck! Most comedians rely on crude humor and tons of 'F' bombs to hide the fact that they just aren't that funny. Compare Bill Engvall to Bob Saget to prove my point. Like Bill Cosby before them, Bill and Jeff show you don't need to be vulgar to be funny.

When I first heard 'Here's Your Sign' on CD, his part about warning signs on packages had my sides hurting I was laughing so hard.

Bill's the best!

[mustangpatty51]

Bill is one of the best comedians out there. His humor is clean and funny. I've seen him live and he is very funny!! All the guys on the Blue Collar tour are funny. Jeff and Bill keep is clean. Ron and Larry can get a little risque but it's still within limits.

[NATEJAR]

Just saw him the other night in Watertown, NY. Non-stop hilarious!!! He's my fav and a great comedian.

[WolfkinNorthclaw]

That bit about guys....he's right about the three things but not so much about the thought process. However starring at fire....that is me.

[xXDarkArbiterXx]

ron white sucks compared to bill

[xXDarkArbiterXx]

@brian445 and im guessing your an expert at cussing people out for such little things? i was only stating my opinion get a life jackass and stop talking shit to people who more then likely beat your ass to a shit heap

[hunterblk68]

eating sleeping and sex???what about taking a crap?

[apologeticsman]

finally a guy who talks about real stuff, not a lot of profanity, not a lot of vulgarity and who leads you to a grand punchline that delivers what it promises

[kingsize127]

I kinda see him as a perfect candidate to host The Tonight Show. That would save NBC, and he would be even MORE popular. He's just so funny and common-man that he is definitely up there in the Comedy Hall of Fame with Pryor, Dangerfield, Williams, Hackett, and Carson.

[mustangpatty51]

@kingsize127 I totally agree with your observation. He will be up there with the greats.

[canadianEhBeavers]

this guy is hilarious i love him

[artmelik]

very funny

[vigo894]

To the 25 who disliked this video, here's your sign. Ha ha ha.

[hellokittyify]

@vigo894 amen....lol...:)

[wartimepeace]

@vigo894 its 36 now we need new signs

[goblue44fyi]

@wartimepeace yah and they should say 'im so stupid i dont get bill engvalls heres your sign jokes'

[snuffy525]

@goblue44fyi the material for heres your sign is so stupid its not worth repeating, but this stuff really happens!

[goblue44fyi]

@snuffy525 yup yup

[LIZARDO2007NA]

i so love these guys! they r funny!!

[swanheezy]

THIS IS A SCREAM!!!! TAKE A LOOK:

youtube.com/watch?v=1o7BpCnYF0­g&feature=related

[PurpleNinjaTurtle7]

im going to see him tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[BlondeHottie55]

@PurpleNinjaTurtle7 hes the first comic i would buy a ticket to see if i could

[stoney2013]

the 3 basic needs is totally true

[kaze3x]

@stoney2013 isint it lmao XD

[Ianovich11]

This is very funny, Bill is one of my favourite comics. Unfortunately though, this video is mislabelled. It is actually "21 Years of Marriage - Part 1", Not "Here's your sign Live - part 1"

[Happymystery12]

@Ianovich11 Actually, the official name of the special IS "Here's Your Sign Live". You have to wait till the end for the "Here's Your Sign" jokes.

[shiroisan87]

THIS MAN SPEAKS TRUTH.

[HelljumperSargent]

men need 3 things eating sleeping sex so so so true

[Maverick2736]

"Women have the power and that is ok, because when you relinquish the fact that you have no control, fellas', then you get to be a guy! You don't have to be 'da man and I'm head of the household'. Forget that, man! You can just be A GUY, which is great 'cause when anything goes wrong you just go 'uhur hur hur~

sorry, I'm just a guy!'"

Genius. Fucking genius and very true.