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  • You're going to die in here Breton, you're going to d-AGHHH!

  • I searched in the Elder Schrolls Wiki. You actually haven't killed this guy, it seems that the console has two "versions" of this character: one for your first encounter in the beginning of the game (this video) and another one for the Dark Brotherhood quest line. Sorry, pal, you haven't erased anything XD.

  • @Absterman1 Well done for stating the obvious. This video is just a joke :P

  • that face made my day

    

  • You're going to die in here, Breton! You're going to dHAAAGH!

  • udnt he just be nocked out becuz of the dark brotherhood quest were u kill him?

  • Vincente: go kill valen dreth

    Ugly guy from vid: I already did!

    Vincente: Then who, wha, nthn just take the gold!

  • Emperor uriel septim:You... ive seen you in my dreams. Let me see your fa- OH SHIIITTT

  • i see why that breton was in jail.

  • what happens when someone you have to kill in a DB quest is already dead?

  • @hancelotto it goes on as if you did the quest normaly. you know you can join the DB by killing ungolim or aval uvani?

    *spelling dreth's dead body*

    "oh crap theyre coming"

    *runs into cell and sits down*

    renault:whats this dead prisoner doing here?

    player:IT WASNT ME!!!

  • You're going to die in here, Breton! You're going to d... BUM!

  • Your char is SOOOOOO sexy :DD

  • This is great. I love Valen Dreth. And killing him. He's so cute.

  • Valen Dreth=

    ~

    Kill (enter) hehe. I love that comand;that way you can watch his body fall. And then bring him back to life. Repeat till happy.

  • what on terra-earth...?

  • i look at your characters face, and this voice in my head says,"DUERRRR, I LIKE LICKING WINDOWS!!!"

  • Do you know any way to stop the other face sliders from moving when you're making a new character?

    I was hoping there was a way to just change it in the .ini file

  • Ha Ha Awsome he deserved it

  • Where's chunk?

  • your character is super sexy...

  • Hmm I wonder if you throw the adoring fan in that cell...

  • such a great video... embodies how much i want to kill the idiot. btw, the character is absolutely priceless. congratulations on that one, its absolutely hilarious!!

  • ure caricter looks like a retard

  • @sheamcc2

    Emp: "You... I know you. Let me see your face... You are the one from my dreams."

    Pris: *Takes out a mirror, checks himself, then stares at the Emp.* "O.o ???"

  • reminds me of that thing from the goonies lol

  • @athlon40 You mean Sloth? That's what I was thinking too LOL.

  • actully if you go dark brother hood you can kill

    him and say the night mother says goodbye

    mwahahahahah

  • HERP DERP

  • damn howd you get him to look like that

  • WTF howd u make ur charecter look like tht?!

  • I remember being part of the Dark Brotherhood, and had a quest to kill him, SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD FROM ACROSS! one of the sickest moments in Oblivion to me.. lol

  • Oh God!!! Nice vid, but your character is major fugly......sorry but he...err...she is .....yea....cool vid.

  • my god you've gone crazy!

  • Best character ever.

  • Nice job making an anencephalic.

  • there is a good side . You can't headshot him easy

  • man, your character looks retarded

  • you do have to do that in the Dark Brotherhood you know...

  • A dark skinned, fire proof elf getting killed by a fish-man who uses magic. Its kinda surreal.

  • I liked killing him because he mocked my Argonian character. I killed him with my strongest spell. We all know Argonians rule.

    Give me a thumbs up if you think Argonians rule!

  • @SSJProtecter kajhit r better

    thumbs up evry1

  • I thank to Valen beacause he exists in Oblivion and we can PWN him as much as we want xD

  • That character you got there must be a girl magnet! He's so handsome!

  • How DID you make that character?

  • LOL i died laughing at ur characters face

  • You just kept blowing him up

  • Why won't you die?

  • hahahaha your face so funny XD

  • FINALLY!!! Justice has been served!!

  • You're going to di-AHHH

  • HOLY SHIT!!!! It looks like Ganon

  • he looks like a retarded fish XD

  • the character omg!!!!!!!!! so fucking ugly and really weird

  • Lmfao that made my night

  • Holy fuck@the character

  • WOW! it looks like a kid at mah school

  • Fucking ugly character FTW!

  • Aha, console codes and Fire Column Damage for the win :)

  • i always wanted to beat the crap out of him ty

  • LOL down syndrome char.

  • I tried that... killing him i mean but he respawns...

  • @salmonandafro he is a quest npc you know that or not

  • yeah i know. bizzarely he dont count as murder.

  • yea i know i killed him in the quest and a guard was wathcing and sayd hail citizen you are tresspassing this area pls leave or you will need to pay a fine

  • oh, thanks valen!

    i wasn´t able to say if he was a breton or...something else...

  • haha i didn't see that comming at all

  • i love how when the guards come, he sits back on his chair pretending to be a good boy

  • @m2bleo7 dontf orrget morrowind overhalled

  • @m2bleo7 thumb is up where to put it?

  • How did you do that

  • Console commands on the PC version.

  • hahaha!! hallarious

  • did anybody let Valen go free on the dark brotherhood quest? (i bet not)

  • ur right i bet everyone killed him after that whole opening scene incedent...

  • hey dont make fun of him he looks just like me!!!!!

  • eventually you get hired to kill him. lol you have to sneak into your cell the way you left and kill him with an arrow or spell

  • You could do that but i went into his cell rather than mine.

  • hey guess what lol, someone actually said oblivion sucked and that two worlds was way better. xD lol thats not even possible.

  • lol yeah, i went and got that shitty game, mostly because on the box it aid..."oblivion on stariods" yeah oblivion on stariods my ass, i couldnt make myself play that game for 10 mins...

  • XDD are they mentally retarded rofl! two worlds = better than oblivion XD thats ridiculous

  • Ahaah, good joke man, Two Worlds is awful :D

  • that's right...your going to die in here breton.... you're goi...WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

  • lol Heavy Metal FTW

  • stop right there criminal scum!

  • So, is it possible to do this on the 360? Like, once the Blades open the door and the wall can Proxy-Connection: keep-alive

    Cache-Control: max-age=0

    u run back after you

  • "Let me see your face, you're the one from my nightmares!"

  • "That's it....you're going to die in here......wait...what are you?"

  • Haha, epic! :'D

    By the way, that's probably the ugliest character I've ever seen in Cyrodiil! Makes this vid even greater. :D

  • HOLY **** that guys ugly and lol your going to die in here breton your going to BOOOOOMMMM

  • pinhead

  • I loled so fuckin hard when i saw his face xD

  • lol all this for a quest

  • "You're not leaving this prison till they throw your body in the lake. Oh,that's right.Your going to die in here. Breton! You're going to die!" BUM BUM BUM BUM (after that the char was like ur lucky the blades showed up, ill kill u next time...)

    btw chicandfabulus u can kill him if u work for the brotherhood (or whatever they are call i forgot) it will be ur mision.

  • jejejejjojojojooajajajjajajiji­jijijijijjujujujujjjjjjjj

  • oh my god that character looks exactly like ME!!!!

  • What happens with the Dark Brotherhood quest if you continue playing after killing him?

  • You can't kill him from the start. Of course, you can slay him, but after several seconds he will stand up :)

  • Haha, okay. ;) Thank's for the answer!

  • you never did the hole thing?

    well in the end you become a listener

  • frobably instawin or crash the whole game XD

  • lol

  • lol y did u make ur character look like u lolololol just kidding rofl xD

  • how did u get through the gate like that

  • lol

  • LOL

  • I'm going to have night terrors of your character's face when I go to bed tonight.

  • LOL!

    your face xD

  • i liked him but the dark brother hood made me kill him )-: ********

  • ROFL FACE

  • lmao, how'd you make your character like that?

  • nords and bretons are gay

  • hahahahaha nice character. BTW, i am a lvl 40 Nord, have completed all 200 quests (including the main questline) and i am the highest rank possible in every guild/cult. XD

  • haha! how funny! XD i am a 40 Nord and is just the same haha xD

  • thats cool :)

  • I know someone like that in real life.

  • Guards, hes throwing feces again!

  • ya know you still can kil him without doing that.

  • I am a BRETON

  • actually there are no mods.

  • @Nugard123 cheats then

  • lol, hes a retard!

  • lol you got downs or what

  • Actually I did the same thing but in the dark brotherhood quest he was alive again *sob* :(

  • I thought it was a female o.O

  • You did! LOL! XD

  • xD look at his face

  • Does he have downsyndrome or something???

  • lol

  • Lol

  • Lmao you just sit back down like nothing happened hahahahaha

  • officer, that inmate just died!

  • you hear me breton? you're going to di..aaargg!

  • your char looks like a dead fish

  • look like a nord or a redgaurd loool

  • your char is hideous, but kind of reminds me of someone i know...

  • is there a way to open the gate without cheating?

  • Just cheat, you don't get any penalty for it like most games do.

  • what would happen if you would of stayed in valen's cell

    probably would of crashed

  • no it doesn't crash, those 3 just wait for you to stand against the wall like normal.

  • LOL you sat down like nothing ever happened!

  • lool yah even when the to gates where already open loool

  • hahahhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA how the heck did you open the door and how did you get a spell that doesn't cost any magicka at the beginning?

  • "That's right, you're going to DIE!!!"

    Best. Quote. Ever."

  • loool

  • 1. How did you make that weird dude?

    2. How did you open the gate?

    3. Awesome!

  • Cheat^^

  • Steve-o

  • goddamn hes ugly!!

  • ./clap clap

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH man that was so goood!

  • HAHAHA omg thatguys head is so fucking funny

  • your like, "bitch im tired of you!!!!! (burn burn burn burn) ahahahahaha!!!!!!!! classic

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars dude!

  • loool

  • Omfg lol your character scared the shit out of me.

  • your videos are hilarious

  • I love how you ran back and sat down.

    "I'm behaving myself! See? That guy over there? No idea what happened. I was...uh...I was dead at the time!" >_>

  • LMAO LOL BEST CHARACTER EVER 2008

  • lol

  • ROFL your character is epic XD funny shit dude funny shit XD

  • Overkill?

  • p0wnzors?

  • lol, funny xD

  • Cheater...;) xD

  • lol valen Dreth got ubber raped

  • Why don't you just walk out of the prison? there you skip the emporers death and also skip the Oblivion gates opening, there problem not needed to be solved since theres no problem LOL

  • i tried but when you activate the door to exit the prison nothing happens

  • your goin to die in here breton! your gonna di....(dies) ha! funny as stuff that makes u laff!!!

  • Valen Dreth's attitude just keeps on getting in the way :( tut tut tut...

  • lol your guy looks cool