5 things you probably didn't want to know.

[hawkefanatical]

I would like you to get aquainted with my hand.

[phillyfufi]

FAG

[randomismystyle803]

okay quick question-

what was the song that was going when the "5 things you didn't want to know" popped up in green?

[BSfanboy113]

#2 was awesome lol

[sdownie92]

your a douche bag! you are not welcome in this house ever again

[RASHAD1717]

i really like the voice

[Kylemore77]

The last one was the best. :)

[artistsComplex]

I agree ^____^

[Kylemore77]

Lol.

[bob13377]

if u listen carefully at night, u can hear people getting aquainted... WITH THEIR HANDS

*slap slap slap* xD? nice video

[123sweetredneck456]

i love your accent=]]

but one question:

what is a boarding house?

[xlovelydearx]

OMS. That was so gross.

xx

[trappedillusions]

That was hilarious.

[Vendetta0000]

we call them...Thongs! nice vid lol porn is the currency

[speeshalcup]

oh that just made my day...xD

[angie1rock]

i like your british voice

[thatwassolastweek1]

I Hate people like this i'm britsh and his style of voice is always taken the mick out of not everyone talks like this (sorry) Great vid though

[imissmyheart01]

lol that like sooooo funny.and hot. thats right im paris hilton bitches!!!just kiddin but it is really funny.

[nadaleex3]

wth is a boarding house? Dont think we have those in canada..

[KohanaDesiree]

Hehe I love it thats what I'm going to call them from now on!!

[KohanaDesiree]

"thongs" lmao thats so funny we call them flip flops!!!

[lexpiano]

lol, here in NZ we call them 'jandals'

[broadwaybabe147]

Aha, I was like "What?! No thongs=Foot fungus?!"

[thatwassolastweek1]

hey we have a lot of stupid words for stuff but what guy said above we do cal them flip flops sandals etc but no thongs=Foot Fungus

[yourrrsmile]

youre adorable, and so is this lol

[justjoey14]

Rob, you look just like my friend Brad.. only.. more good looking.. and.. a better body.. and.. more... sex-able. I should probably stop before I say too much. >_>

[shweps5]

That is some what disturbing, especially cos it's true!!

LOL

[abercrombiechic18]

omg...im totally disurbed. lol

[VampireAlive]

Boys. Are. So. Disgusting.

That's so hilariously wrong.

[w0ma]

lol

[angelawyz99]

Heyhey! I liked the God Dellusions, (too?), :]

[Hypergal8866]

How did you survive? lol

[sk8rtwinky]

thts ickey!

[Claireyyyy]

THONGS?! THONGS?!

[NationalFool33]

Thongs as in flip flops.

Sandals?

Footwear?

Yeah?

Yeah. (y)

[JessicaEBigham]

Ugh. I went to boarding school, tooo. It was co-ed but it may have well been just us girls with the sorry excuses for boys they had. Girl's dorms are just as bad. Walking in on your roomate watching porn on her laptop, community showers with other girls (I know this sounds sexy, but trust me it is anything but) and 40 girls all on the same cycle. That is what I had to live with. AT least you don't have the 40 girls all on the same cycle problem!

[hettiepiee]

haha. that is sooo true!

[JellyJiggling]

Pornography? Really? Even in the internet age? I didnt even know that paper-porn existed anymore. And they wank in bed? Why not just go to the bathrooms?

[batteddy]

Yeah, institutional living is disgusting. I dont know how people stand it. They must eventually lose their sense of shame and privacy entirely.

[dalyfilms]

precious

[WenHao07]

you guys must have really bonded in that boarding house.. haha..

[lovelaststanding]

-.-#

[wowieMElike]

that is soooo gross!!!

[jerseyd411]

That's friggin' sick! Kinda reminds me of the dorms, but it's actually a lot better here.

[3or4milecrew]

hey i didnt know u wer a youtube partner

[LaRee11]

icky.

hahaha

[llamabeans]

haha yeah my school is a boarding school

and we always bag the boarders out.

[xoFishyGirl]

haha. you seem lucky that you survived.

[rimachan]

ahaha. XD This was an excellent thing to watch after HW XD ... I'm still laughing. O.O The third one (I think it was the third one) kind of... scarred me though! [[I live with two brothers so the other four are kinda the norm XD ]]

[bubblegal12]

O_O

O_O

[DawsonDreamer]

poor rob!!!

acquainted, eh? sounds NASTY... well the GOOD news is you're outta there!! and hopefully never going back again-- EVER!!

[maniacalmike]

Yep, that sounds like boys dormitories everywhere. If you stay long enough, you get used to it. Eventually you start to think it's normal. Hahahaha

[welcomestranger]

Oh dear, your facebook status updates didn't do your story justice! I'm just scared to think how you created that sound effect...

[HalfScottishGuy]

what do you mean sound effect? that was an actual recording.

[welcomestranger]

And now the terror rises...

[HalfScottishGuy]

The terror arose long ago, just now you have been pulled into it.

[justnatural]

get a haircut hippy!

[Squishifeesh]

lmao

sooo gross, so grossi feel sorry for u rob.

[songsungbygod]

word.

As an American pigdog, my initial reaction to the word "thong" is always far different than the older/foreign speaker intends Sorry. Either way, funny vid.

[king7wood]

Welcome home!

[edster612]

Um...those are 5 very basic things about living with guys. Just facts of life, not disgusting in the least.

[claireanimorphs]

haha thats funny stuff

[obsessionsinclude]

by the way, you're look very brit-rock with the longer hair (a complement). keep it like this.

[obsessionsinclude]

this is why i am glad i don't live with boys.

[pvampire]

Dude, you've been a victim! haha

[englishteaboy]

Haha Classic Video! and its funny because its true Welcome back! and I think they are valuable lessons!

[Jeanorules]

Someone's a partner!

I have 14 yr old mates that do worse.

Girls' dorms are way better.

[mongoos150]

Iew porn :P

[HalfScottishGuy]

haha nick. =P

it was my brothers i swear...

[purpleyhair]

ha ha so true lol. that was hilariuos. :P

[bluemukaki]

get a haircut

[Vixtopher]

hahah that sucks. I hate living with people.

[junkienet]

Oh poor little Robie... good to see that you are reading Zoo for the articles. Lets hope you don't have to that again

[HalfScottishGuy]

yea... the articles... *cough*

[colormekristen]

Haha that was really funny. I'm glad your torture made for a great video.. and i'm glad you made it out alive.

[coollikeyodais]

Sound's like fun... reminds me of my time in boarding school, which was much worse. I'm certainly off to hell.

[not12hate]

why did you only go to a boarding house for 2 weeks?

I think its easier to room with chicks lol Im glad I dont have to do that

[eschnitger]

Thats so funny, sad fact is its true!

[Cla452]

Truth without masks lol I´m pretty sure there is a saying for that, but I don´t really know it.

[chemicaljordan]

Wow Rob... wow.

[lizzythewhite]

good to know...good to know lol

[NessaR12]

wow.

[VivaLaLaurennn]

ew...boys....

[BrianLeeUSA]

funny....

[piratewhore]

Well

Welcome home Rob<3

Glad to see you back :)

[coughdrop01]

argggggh....living in a dorm, I somewhat feel your pain but it doesn't seem like it is quite that bad.... argh

[laundrytime4]

yayyy wonderful video. it made me smile.

[BrokenDreamer]

LOL! xD

[zipzap722]

UR HAIR LOOKS KEWL!!!!! :DDD

[HalfScottishGuy]

*flicks hair*

[RandomnessAzn]

Yepp, thats a boarding house alright. lol

Welcome back! =D

[PerthPete1]

You mum was really cruel, to make you go into a boarding house. Are you such a bad house guest that none of your friends would put you up? lol.

[HalfScottishGuy]

what is this concept of friends?! I haven't heard of them before...

nah i would have but it was for 2 weeks and its probably just easier to stay at the bh.

[Neavers]

Er. Ew. Really ew.

Why did you have to have this experience?

[dghahahacrazyme]

Haha! That was Gold

[lawlzur]

lmfao @ the acquainted noise and your reaction!

and i was a little bit thrown off when you said thongs. i call them flip flops

[ExtraChapstick]

Lol, they're called thongs or flip flops.

[Gigolo8]

Grotesquely entertaining!

5*

[RoboFillet]

Yay for saying 'thongs' and not 'flip-flops'! ROB IS MY HERO!

Now give me your lunch money - again!

[HalfScottishGuy]

*hands over lunch money*

*grumble grumble* bloody rohan with his intimidating display picture telling me what to do *grumble grumble*

[Cadwaladr]

What? Boys are disgusting and they like to look at pornography and masturbate? I had no idea!

I did enjoy the video, Rob, but there wasn't really anything surprising in it.

[HalfScottishGuy]

i know its amazing huh?!

[FroGhandi]

awesome to see you back :-D

[studentdotcom]

That was great, Rob. I just knew that you'd have a good time. :)

[HalfScottishGuy]

lol, good time?! did you even watch the video!?!? =P

[arilynmoonblade]

thats sounds horrible, and well HILARIOUS. Good vid, made me laugh!

[AngryAussie]

Get a haircut you scruffy youngster!

And that was a whole pile of disgusting in that video! Love it :D

[HalfScottishGuy]

*quotes on page*

lol, everyone loves a big pile of disgusting.

[Aceswolf]

yup WAY TO MUCH INFO. LOL

[jimjamkillsnerds]

The god delusion is a great book! So is zoo! Have you seen the new ads? ^_^

I just started boarding school this year! term 2 starts Tuesday. It's cool.

[TiffanYnaffiT]

I really enjoyed this video :). the long hair looks great!

greets

[NerdStalker]

And suddenly YouTube got awkward...

[HalfScottishGuy]

LOL! so this makes youtube more awkard than your continuous cucumber jokes?! =P

[NerdStalker]

Wayyyy more awkward...

[littleradge]

Oh dear, oh dear.... XD

They were bad when I heard about them the first time, but then in video format... ugh. =P

[HalfScottishGuy]

hehe, well i do aim to please... and disgust...

[paulytheaussie]

lmao thanks for that allways wear somthing on your feet weather in the toilet or shower too funny

thanks for the laugh

[madithekilljoy]

aww, how awful for you, yet funny for me. ^_^

[NudgeFilms]

u luved it!!

[3535358]

Boys will be boys :D

[RetardedGorilla]

LOl hilarious

p.s i'm reading the god delusion too ^__^

[ellieck]

ahhhh you poor thing. Amusing though!

So do these boarding house boys know about your Youtube channel..?

Also, wonderful use of iMovie stock music. *high five*

[EasyRaoul]

Eeew!

Glad you're out of Guantanamo Bay, Rob!

Good onya!

[HalfScottishGuy]

i had to cut through the chain link fence with a plastic knife and then spend 24 hours hiding in long grass in a damn untill the guards stopped searching. but i managed to escape, just.

[EasyRaoul]

LOL!

Sounds like the Shawshank Redemption!

(^_^)

[hyperbunnyninja]

ew! boys are icky :P

[HalfScottishGuy]

eww its a girl!! cooties!!

[killert00thbrush]

lol, thats gross