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  • @jesusalwayzwins well good for him. now you pray to a dead guy, eat his body and drink his blood. That like a level beyond cannibalism The only thing your not doing is having sex with his rotting corpse. Your god is sadistic and not worth any real consideration...just go away you bible thumper

  • that afensinve to me us saton lovers are not like that! :(

  • "A movie about the close mindedness of the black metal subculture."

    haha and people are leaving comments that just further prove it. Yes, black metal is awesome, and Satanism is a pretty good religion/philosophy, but your taste in music and choice of relgion shouldn't be the only things that identify you as a human. Also, great short film guys, I love it.,

  • fuck you GOD !!!

  • 182 people are fucking gay...

  • fuckin creeps....LOL!!!

  • sweet

  • Morbid Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jävla bögjävlar

  • Black metal 4ever, fuckin kill all the emo faggets & their hawthornhieghts albums.

  • @TheKingDarkness666

    you're poser

  • @XTwittyX stfu nobody asked for your 2 cents, u probably a emo little bitch

  • xD

  • Hail satan....gods are for pussies

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS! I myself listen to most black metal bands, but I'm not a satanist or luciferian. I don't have to believe in that evil stuff, still I love the music and its darkness. It's always nice to laugh at yourself and other close minded people.

  • @angelicbaby92 I agree with you baby.

  • hAIL sATAN!! Lord of DARKNESS!! Ye are wonderful!!

  • You all give Satanists a bad name.

  • i emo i am not satanic i love god f satan n hes followers

  • and that's why i hate emo cock suckers for...makeing us metal heads(all kinds metalheads,that are real ones)look like some american new way bullshit with no life...and virgin...

    THE KINGDOM OF METAL IS NOT PLEASED WITH THESE emoheads...

    p.s. satan is my bitch

  • so funny

  • Good job guys !!! And fuck jezuss love... I dont want a guys love... You christians can fuck each other up the bum, but please - let the kids live without it... Let them grow up... You can collect all the money, and blame your failures on Satan... That is fine... Whatever makes you feel better you poorly minded ppl. I would kiss you, but christians are known for spreading HIV so... Ill pass...

  • Fuck satan <3

  • unga arga männnnnnn satannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  • Beer + Lots of Friends + Death/Black/Thrash Playing on the radio = HAIL SATAN indeed! \m/

  • HAILLL SATAN THE LORD OFFFFFFFFF DARKNESSSSSSSSSS KING OF HELLLLLLLLL RULER OF EARTHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDD OFFF THISSSSS WORLDDDDDDDDDDD

  • The first track is fucking killer

  • HAIL SATAN !!

  • My asshole is darker than these fuckers think they are

  • Cool video hail satan !

  • @johnrockstafarian how can the devil flee if he fainted? And is that little routine all he ever does? My neighbor alone probly makes him cry faint and flee 4 or 5 times a day! What a prom queen satan is.

  • fags. black metal is gay. black dahlia murder FTW!!

  • @MulberryMurderMafia 0/10 altho i do like the black dahlia murder

  • 2:57 yeah!

  • that face at the beginning at 0:01 is priceless xD

  • LMFAO brilliant.

  • Sweet the first song is from Sotajumala wich is a finnish death metal band. It also happens to be my fav. band

  • lol

  • lol

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  • @Hitchhikeroftheyear I think the North states were too? Despite, (real) satanism isn't all about anti-christianity.

  • @groovygulerod yes basically both sides were but the South states were extremely Christian and still are today so i find it weird that some satanists have the confederate flag on the wall :-\

  • @Hitchhikeroftheyear satanizm have nothing with cristhianity

  • "What the fuck are you wearing a cradle shirt?! Fucking pussy!"

    "Say what? Cradle are cool!"

    "They can go to hel- Ah, you know what I mean.." :DD

    These videos are epic. I really like black metal and it's awesome to view all the controversial things from a comedious point for once!

  • HAIL SATANS WORK!

  • Anaal Nathrakh is pure satan work.

  • BTW It was HP Lovecraft who came up with the Necronomicon, not Edgar Allan Poe :)

  • that girl is fucking sexy

  • old dimmu is good :D\m/ even death cult armageddon isn't that bad

  • bible thumper is the dumbest term for fucktards ever lol

  • What's wrong with Dimmu Borgir D:

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  • Amazing!! The opening is stellar (almost terrifying). Like something out of Lord Of The Rings. I would love to party with these guys (and help fuck those chicks)! All fidelity, production issues aside, a fine piece of work.

    Raw, gritty, and real. I could watch this stuff all day. The entire Nordic Black metal phenomena is incomprehensible to anyone not native to that culture or scene. We on the outside see only through a cloudy lens. We can only pretend to get them. But what I do see, I love!!!

  • I like it that's funy

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  • Vocals at 3.00 was pretty good

  • i love the dude that has no idea what is happning he is just there casue of the buzzz lol

  • No Wonder Satan's God is Jah .. The Powerful Lord God ALmighty ..

  • Regie Satanas

  • When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

    When u open it, he collapses.

    When he sees u reading it, he faints.

    When he sees u living it, he flees.

    SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ...

  • @JohnRockstafarian

    With the headache part, agreed, though..

    When you open it, he urinates on the holder, if you read it, he shits on the holder, when you live it, he just laughs.

  • @skepsi1992 S.T.F.U.

  • Respond to this video...

    Nice goin, bud.

    Going to a video names "Hail Satan"

    and cursing out all it's viewers..

    It's like you expect people not to retaliate and

    jump on your Christian high horse and ride off

    into the sunset with you.

    Take you religious shit elsewhere.

  • @JohnRockstafarian

    When you carry it, he giggles

    When you open it, he lols

    when he sees you reading it, he lmaos

    when he ses you liveing it, he rofls

    when you realize how much of a dumass you are, you will roflmao

    So shut the fuck up bible thumper!

  • fuckin sweet HAIL SATAN

  • sotajumala! (wargod) finnish band

  • whats the opening song?

  • The beginning of this video is the best thing ever XD

  • hail dildo

  • lol at the dildo on the table at 5:30

  • Now, I might be wrong, so stop me if I am, but I think maybe, just maybe, these guys are Satanists.

  • muito bom

  • hail sathan..-!-

    

  • hail sathan..-!-

  • Lucifer is light! HAIL LUCIFER!

  • This has to be the most brutal and beautiful video I had ever seen... Hail Satan!!!!

  • Wow that guy is a dumbass Morbid Angel uses keyboards as well

  • Fukn crack heads haha... The lord jesus is our savior the almighty god is our father and creator. May u all be blessed. Jesus loves us all... fuk u satanic dum fucks u all will burn in hell nd become satans bitches... unless u follow jesus and listen to his words ;)

  • @lxempire909 this is comedy ... shut the fuck up... nobody want's to know what do you think lol :D

  • @lxempire909 stfu asshole. HEIL SATAN BITCHES

  • "You can't read, fucktard" LMFAO! Sounds like something I would say. I also dig the rebel flag, because everyone knows true metal heads come from the South.

    666 \m/ 666

  • at 5:30, there is a pink dildo on the table!!!!! lol

  • Fuck jesus christ and god the bible is made up of lies!!, Lord Satatan is our savior that will take you to eternal paradise if you convert to satanism! Come join brothers and sisters! HEIL SATAN!

  • chyba was polubiłem

  • Djent

  • they are all ass holes

  • HAIIILLLL SAAATANNN

  • Hehe i like the beer drinking guy

    

  • this is terrible

  • go to the hell

  • @azdi1978 thank you we will... Now you can go to Heaven with a fake GOD who made a deal with the Devil..... Why would he make a bet with the fallen one..... I thought you don't soppuse to gamble? I guess he did...hahahaha

  • Greetings from Finland. This really touched me and my friends. We were just like these characters back in days. Long nights we sat together, drank beer, listened to music and tried to force eacher other to take off Cradle and Dimmu shirts. We also have some girls who were not "in" scene and when we and insider girls told them our gig expriences they just sighed and rolled their eyes. I could write you guys in Swedish also, but mine is bit rusty,

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  • lol

  • @ForeverFallenTerror what is a douche bag

  • hahahaha so fucking funny

    a black metal documentrie kind of shit

    and there is one guy who wearing a Slayer shirt:P

  • I got here by searching Hail Satan,thou i am not a Satanist BUT LOVE BLACK METAL

  • @inrsprt Damn you are funny kid.

  • Well, indeed that is what Satanism is about, nature & achieving spiritual peace & all, but that is what worships Satan. Caring for the earth is worshipping Satan...

  • The fucking end.

    Trololololo!!!! Soooo gooooooddd!!!!

  • HEJ SATAN!

  • HAIL SATAH!!!

  • faggots

    HAIL ME!!!

  • Gotta love the penis shaped country of Sweden....Hail Bathory, Marduk, Entombed, Dissection, and Dark Funeral!!!!!!!!

  • Oh Lord... AND THE KING OF ALL THAT IS DARK! HAIL SATAN!!!

  • Bloorstbeats.

  • Confederate flag?

    Coca-cola?

    Hail Satan indeed.

  • Why are Satanist all ways the dumbest ugliest dirty people

  • SKITBJÖRNHELIKOPTER

  • This is Sweden right?,I gotta admit Sweden has got alot of great bands like MARDUK!!

  • Hail satan

  • HAIL SATAN !

  • Sotajumala = Wargod, Elämän vihollinen = The enemy of life

    for those whose doesn't understand finnish :P

  • HAIL SATAN!

  • Very fucking good, oh and... hail Satan, and all his little wizards!

  • confederates are christian fundamentalists... fuck confederates... oh well, at least he brought beer LOL

  • @5:31 its a fuckin pink dildo on the desk HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... and confederates suck

  • lol... are you wearing a cradel of filth shirt? fucking pussy... lol

  • Love it.

  • True=Varg Vikernes

    Varg Vikernes=Using Keyboard

    Using Keyboard=Dimmu Borgir

    Dimmu Borgir=True

  • @TheEvilTricks "True=Varg Vikernes

    Varg Vikernes=Using Keyboard

    Using Keyboard=Dimmu Borgir

    Dimmu Borgir=True"

    ...then Varg Vikernes=Dimmu Borgir lol xD

  • That was awesome. Cute guys too. HAIL SATAN! 

  • i just typed in hail satan because i was bored and i got this

  • What the hell is a confed. flag doing in sweden? idiots.

  • just looks like a bunch of fucking ville valo freaks

  • Wow, this was incredibly brainless shit. Nice job.

  • laughter. lots of it.

  • My favorite part was when he walked in while the girl was getting fucked.

  • i love have there all happy there going to burn in hell and get fucked in the ass by the devil and be forced to suck his cock off daily for red slimy hot tasting mashing buckets of fucking fat load of cum getting film and putting the up on youtube through one of stanats little sanatas like jay z ahahahahhahhaahahahaah hail satan you mother fuckers are all going to burn in hell with me when i suck my mommys dick because shes a female that got fucked in the pussy with cu all up inside her jack ass

  • @starcraftisausome Cool story bro.

  • People don't seem to realise, that this was made just for fun. I mean, everyone should see that these guys aren't that serious.

  • this video blows fat cock

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  • Btw, jehova gots pissed and blew up the fucking dirtball, teehee

  • Morbid Angel isn't true! Death metal and American, blablabla, lmao.

  • if this is sweden..why dot hey have the confederate flag hanging from their wall?

    also i want to add A HELL YEAH ON THAT A SLAYER T-SHIRT!!

  • play this with the 1911 button, the start is hiarious :p

  • Hail Satan Most High God

  • @zeph55 your such a fag! All these guys dressing up like women lol ALL FAGS!!!!

  • a esas flacas las voy a invitar a chupar

    pero mi pene elastico

  • Edgar Allah Poe...lol :)

  • Förlåt, negro, var e ölen? :D :D :D

  • Well, to all those making assumptions, there's different kinds of Satanists. I'm a Satanist to know & understand the truth & to elevate myself spiritually.

  • @ButtonSwab satanism is about freedom,nature and spiritual stuff...not about worshiping satan

  • Ave Satanas! 8D

  • Omg I love them Sweeds.

    First Skwiskgaar now this epicness.

    Hail Satan. If you don't like it, I'll slit your throat from ear to ear.

  • @zeph53 HAIL SATAN!

  • @zeph53 FUCK ALL OF U DEMONS

  • @zeph53 cut off their heads and shit down their throats. Leave them limbless and twiching! Hail Satan!

  • @zeph53 why do you hail him? lmao.

  • @zeph53 FUCK YAH HAIL SATANAS

  • hahahaha holy shit. the part at 0:39 is so damn funny. RRAAHHH! xD I can't watch it without laughing.

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  • Sweat headbanging in the beginning

  • @pre98buba by the way it's a comedy, I'm almost certain they don't truly hail Satan... If they do, big woop.

  • @pre98buba RetarTed? You know how to spell retard, correct? making it past tense doesn't change the D to a T. There is as much "wrong" to hailing Satan as to Worshiping the christian god. Religion is BULLSHIT. Any person who hasn't had religion shoved down their throat since birth would understand this

  • @pre98buba Problem? Or are you another closed minded Christian?

  • haha awesome

  • Dra åt hellvete... eller du vet va jag menar XD

  • true black metallers wearing morbid angel shirt ? rofl

  • DB is pretty shitty but I listen to them when I have better mood ;) But anyway ,Necronomicon ,and satan? This is pathetic.

  • @Olhor10 Don't you get the sarcasm here dude?! xD

  • @medepona Well ,maby ,but I like to think that Cthulhu and rest can exist so ,I'm a bit sensitive about Necronomicon ;P

  • @Olhor10 No it's actually funny because so many black metaler read it. And it's well known.

  • alright everyone, we can now safely say ive gotten the countries mixed up, i love sweden too. ;)

  • Satanic Fail

  • Epic stair squeaks at 4:22!

  • im sick of these fucking dipshit assholes talking shit on dimmu borgir because they are "commercial" they are a fucking black metal band you dumb fucking fucks. shut the fuck up and go kill yourselves. fucking idiots.

  • @nmbr1kornfan THANK YOU! I'm thinking the same shit. Their music is baddass, I dont give a fuck what they look like or how many metal magazines theyre on. Theyre still baddass symphonic black metal. Look at some of their early work. It kicks fucking ass-and their recent music is still tight too. HEIL DIMMU BORGIR.

  • @warlockmetal1 Agreed!

  • this is fucking badass

  • I´m the guy lying in the doorway that´s for sure. Ekka fuck´in decka. HAHA!