Star Wars: Porkins' Deadly Fart

[IQuadXI]

The Death Star should have exploded from the fart.

[reivenlocke]

Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in?

[MrKyleBJJ]

Who names a fat guy Porkins?

[SebiStudios2]

Porkins couldn't hold it.

[covertsniperr96]

Does anyone else find it funny that they named the fattest guy porkins?

[cukooman7]

Ackbar: "Our cruisers can't repel farting power of that magnitude!"

[blaynej88]

65 people couldn't hold it

[rminister1971]

how could you treat Porkins with such disrespect, shame on you. lol

[ToxicPolishBoy]

Why did they name the fat guy PORKINS?

[watchmen22]

LOL

[dethklok745]

If only Porkins had covered Alderaan, then it would still be.

[COMMANDERZEALOT1]

Wow. That was was one big fart fire-ball.

[legokid11110]

I can hold it!!! XD

[soberchimera61]

How the hell can you eject in space? 

[Pojko]

@soberchimera61 Imperial pilots wear a totally enclosed suit which I assume can survive in space. As for the Rebels, maybe the entire cockpit ejects from the fighter.

[CynicalVision]

@soberchimera61

Probably like in every other sci-fi movie,the entire pod gets ejected. Not that it would of made much difference though, the entire death star blew up...he would of died anyway being so close to it. :P

[TK1129]

He thought he could hold it.

[Doublicon]

Its funny because he's fat.

[nerfrocks11111]

LOL!

[nerfrocks11111]

LOL

[nerfrocks11111]

LOL

[joeyisamartian]

LMAO!

[PsiStarstormOmega982]

hold 8 for WTF!

[theangusbugg]

Yeah.... Do you really think ejecting into space was a good idea? He didn't even have a space suit. And, even if he did he would have blown a huge hole in its backside and died due to lack of oxygen due to an ultra powerful butt burp. Alas, there was no way for Porkins to survive the battle of The Death Star.

[Poop69saysdick]

ahaha Watta fat guy name !! porkins aha

[JohnyG29]

I laugh every time I watch this - I wonder what that says about me??

[SuperMartymcfly1985]

XD

[bford126]

that was funny

[WorldSacred]

Btw, what the hell was the other guy saying by "eject"? He was in the middle of a space battle. Where was he going to after he ejected? Alderaan?

[Nicholasclark1993]

@WorldSacred Jeks, not eject.

[WorldSacred]

@Nicholasclark1993 What the hell does that mean?

[Nicholasclark1993]

@WorldSacred That means its his name... Jeks Porkin...

[WorldSacred]

@Nicholasclark1993 Well how about that. I just looked it up, and you're right. Just shows how little I care about Star Wars.

[Nicholasclark1993]

@WorldSacred Cool story, bro.

[WorldSacred]

The towers had been hitting sweet fuck all from the word go. There had to be no other explanation for Porkin's demise.

[COMMANDERZEALOT1]

If he had not have farted he would of survived.

Lesson: Do not fart on aircrafts

Lesson 2: Send Porkins onto Death Star and get him to fart. Death Star blows up (no ship is safe from Porkins farts)

[MrPredatorsFan]

im glad he is not my pilot

[rebelyell1983x]

I'm pretty sure if this was HD my speakers would have exploded....

[JLP228]

HAHAHAHAHA

[jacobthegunmaster]

While its playing press 7 then 8 over and over :D

[jrodtopo]

@jacobthegunmaster That's awesome lol. Try 7-2-8

[Moodath]

It's a crap!

[TK4240]

I CAN HOLD IT !!! NOOOOOO

[ballwizard6]

holy crap this made me laugh LOL

[dabomdiggity0]

-farts- BAYYBAAAA!!

[xxnavyrulzxx]

Trlololololo lolol lololol lolol. Lol

[GeneralDestructo]

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA TROLOLOLOL FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEE

[AceThe1AndOnlyAce]

Wait i have a problem here...I can hold no no i can hold i- BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahahahahhah­ahahaah

[shittacos416]

My speakers blew up like the Death Star after that sonic boom of a fart!!!!!

[arsenalsoccer2]

press 8 for epic fart8

[ryanspeed]

He breeched the hull!!!

[Dubickimus]

It's a trap

[akc12]

It all makes sense now

[trekwars101]

hahahahahaha

[georgemovies1]

this is so dam funny i laugh every time XD

[connorkirk]

now we know why we didn't see any eyeballs around porkiuns when we went up in smoke they went with him

[fartsmellsfunny96]

gotta love mcdonalds fattie guys =)

[Highice007]

Eject? Where? Even if the entire sealed cockpit could break away, providing him air, it would be laying on the Death Star, that they are trying to blow up. Did Biggs not like him?

[BlackGrizzly89]

@Highice007 I think "Eject" has an entierly different meaning in the context of this video ^^

[Highice007]

@BlackGrizzly89 lol

[zaphenath73]

That's so funny!!!!! Ha!

[Xestantial]

Spam 8 and it's a fart disco.

[tzolol]

LOL. Poor Porkins. 

[TheMrCFH]

The cockpit fills with gas when he farts

[BuildersBlockStudios]

Step 1: Let the video load completely.

Step 2: Press 8 repeatedly.

[NightmareCod4]

LMAO



[shibster93]

I can hold it! ...*FARTS*... AAAAAAHHHHHHH

[MrCommanderbly07]

is ja lol

[iamthatguy26]

i like the part where he farts

[twotailedavenger]

Break out the butter, Porkins is Toast.

[Johnnyboy4678]

all i can say is, pause,play, and repeat pressing 8

[totalSophia]

@Johnnyboy4678 LOL!

[thenewaeon]

Porkins cut ass just like he did by the lake on Naboo.

[raeven1212]

goddamn lay off the burritos

[ehermes83]

And I thought he smelled bad on the outside.

[LalakiProductions]

William Hootkins should have won Best Supporting Actor.

[Chivero928]

Grand Moff Tarkin: "You may fire when ready."

Porkins: "No I'm alright."

(PRRRT!)

Porkins: NOOO!

BOOM!!!

[DarthGivesAdvice]

I'm pleased to see the fart cannons are working.

[TheTsunami45]

I got a problem here...

Jeks!

I can hold it.

Pull up!

No, im alright aarrghh!

[DarthGivesAdvice]

This makes Darth laugh.

[planetchinchilla]

Yes! LOL

[riakkey]

THAT WAS AMAZING!

[DocysAcc]

epic  great job, buddy

[chango000000]

Jek Porkins: The Greatest Hero Of All Time

[suicidalpenguins4u]

somebody forgot to go on a diet that didnt include bean burritos

[Chimichanga12594]

DOOOYA BILLLARGGG!!

[Trollinrollin]

No i can hold it!

xD

[Muglosx]

Take note: Steer clear of the Yavin 4 burrito vendors.

[6000hall]

Immature yet I still cant stop wathicng it

[duppydoopy]

that Porkins fart shoulduv destroyed the Death Star........McDonalds mustuv held the onions on that Big Mac.......

[battlefrontking9]

they should of set him down the hole and fart

[bigpopparamma]

LOL!

[Stormtrooper34]

The x-wing's structural integrity cannot repel fart power of that magnitude!

[TheDistantWarrior]

@Stormtrooper34

INTENSIFY FORWARD FLATULENCE FIRE POWAAAWWWW!!!

"TOO LATE"

[8bitPikachu]

@Stormtrooper34

ITS A CRAP!

[thewritingwriterof89]

Who knew a fart joke could be so hilarious.

[jimsmurf1249]

@thewritingwriterof89 al fart jokes are funnie

[CollegeJoe]

In space, no one can hear you fart.

[mattsewell21]

this video is so freakin hilarious. God damnit Porkins

[Purcader222]

Om my god, I HAve no idea why, but that made me laugh...

[ARProyalflush]

I bet he was regretting that burrito

[JAXEVANS]

I literally fell out of my chair laughing...damn

[Litzen2k]

This video stole all of mine breath in my lungs

[Mattei19]

@Litzen2k LOL SAME

[DangerousD6969]

oh that is soo wrong

[EnarPilrith]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!! Now that's funny. Poor Jek Porkins, he didn't deserve to go out that way.

[Thuelgar]

LOOOOOOOL

[Droidek74415]

that kids is why you dont light a fart on fire with a limited ammount of O2

[Unholyheaven]

how the fuck do 40 people not like this video? It's makeing lose faith in my fellow man. This video was alwsome. Laughed so hard it brought a tear to my eye. That hasn't happend in over 12 years when i saw the ace ventora scene where the rhino gives birth to jim carry

[cjose69]

you tube classic no that was str8 stupid now if the fart sounded real then a loud ass noise then i would be saying something else

[TiCkLeS1011]

bahaha!! 3 guys in my class introduced this 2 us its hell funny!!!!!!!!!!! 39 ppl dnt no comedy.........

[bktennis2006]

39 people couldn't hold it.

[swordebrithil12]

@bktennis2006

Make that 40 people. I'm one of the people who saw this series as very emotional. I'm probably the only one on the planet with the reason to cry. And I STILL laugh at this!

[zaphenath73]

@bktennis2006 lol..

[anarchy22x]

@bktennis2006 kinda fuck that number up didn't u chief

[arsenalsoccer2]

@anarchy22x look at the date retard....

[sweetdeal68]

At first when I clicked on the video, in the suggestion box of another video, I thought it was gonna be really stupid and not funny at all cause farts are sometimes just not funny...but this is frickin hilarious!!! HAHAHAHAHA "I can hold it" BOOM!!!!

[Fershizzal]

sadly, one small spark is all it takes

[MarineroPL]

"No I'm alri- AAARRGGHHH"

[PapagenoJuan2]

Youtube classic :)))

[Gam3Junkie7]

It still significantly saddened me when Porkins and Biggs died needlessly...until this was made.

[SteveSabbai]

...i got a problem here, i dropped my McNuggets!

...Eject the nuggets!

...I can hold them

...Pull up!

...No im just gona eat one...Aaaargh! to hot!...

[lunatic1988]

"i can hold it"...the best scene...:D:D

[beobear08]

lmao this is the best. 5 stars!!!

[slipknotfreek2006]

haha before I graduated, I was watching this vid in the computer lab and it was quiet and everything, I had my earphones in and the fart was the loudest thing everyone could hear.

[keeptrackfaves]

"I can hold it." is what really makes this great.

[thediremoose]

With a line like "I can hold it!" this joke writes itself.

[ameza2008]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[chisoxnbears]

Lmao

[BigMaMaDawg]

i can hold it! pull up! faaaaaaart

[jochichi]

lol



[Dunderhead36]

ROFL, NO I CAN HOLD IT!!!

[Edge123455]

they should make a video of the same scene using the this vid and the other vid wher he's eating a burger wt a drink...it will be epic!!lol

[Mikester750]

LOL epic

[9996kyle]

porkins always did strike me as the kid of fat bastard whose farts could kill....

[cgood1wvu]

Proof that Tom Stokes was once the film editor for Star Wars.

[xFreeman512x]

hahahaha

[edroxx]

Did he say "reject" ? In Space ? Without an helmet ? Yeah .. make sense ^^ ...

[warmachine021]

Fleet Academy 101: avoid all gas leeks inside your X-wing the consequences will be deadly

[nextbestrockstar]

to think, if they had just hired a normal weight actor for this part. this joke wouldn't be here.

[Drsatan9]

lol i find it funny that the fat guy is conveniently named porkins

[makutateridax200]

@Drsatan9 yeah me too

[Colossus3999]

OMG I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!! C'mon folks leave Porkins alone!

[Yomamma1338]

Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing for almost 3 whole minutes. XD

[clearvishion]

"no i can hold it"

"lets it rip"

"n*farts**X wing explods* ahhh"

[stanthecanadianman]

lmfao so fuckin stupid but awesome funny

[GeorgeJ001]

He couldnt hold it.

[OneAwesomeOpossum]

That force was strong with that one. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[widehero]

this is the funniest thing on utube

[mrceebees14]

HAHA

[NewaverPostpunk]

The timing of the explosion is damn near perfect

[debramster123]

XD that lol'd me so fucking bad

[NavesRegg]

Porkins has been known to pass gas... from time to time. Oh dear, oh dear...

[schmidz]

There are no diminishing returns on fart jokes....

[Strahoz]

@schmidz ahahah u play wow 2 much

[schmidz]

@Strahoz Actually it's a Big Bang Theory reference... but I suppose i do play too much wow

[jmking222010]

@schmidz yeah, i'll say that was a big bang. it blew the fuck out of his x-wing.

[alexotto2]

haha check yourself befor u reck yourself

[Senesse05]

I CAN'T HOLD IT!!!

[grevious429]

i don't think he can hold it

[Argyle9]

LOL!!!

[Filo127]

lol

I can hold it!!

[SocialKindOfGuy]

I CAN PULL UP!!!

[Nightshift10000]

My God the man was actually named porkins. LOLOLOL.

[sonic911]

i know right lmfao

[governergusgus]

gahahahahahaha.....thats classic....

[Renegen1]

Why is Star Wars awesome? Because a guy with 2 lines and 10 seconds of screen time can let people's imaginations run that wild

[thehalowarthog]

@Renegen1 If you hate Star Wars, than why are you watching this video?

[Pritttonit]

@thehalowarthog yeah

[shadow188]

Lasers and mexacian food not a good mix

[EmpireLS56KW]

ROTFLMARO i can't watch any-more that was just too fucking funny LOL i'm going in. I can hold it. FARTTTTTT!!! KABOOMMMM!

[sleepyeyedplumber]

That was even funnier than the Porkins joke in the Family Guy Star Wars episode!

[Carlino22z]

Porkins blasted himself right into outer space with that one!

[SR71ABCD]

0:13 Wow his fart just lighted up a few wires back there and blew up his X-wing.

[PapagenoJuan]

RIP  fat ass