It's Too Late to Apologize, Kyle

[ADancingWasteland]

I am the crap Youtube channel detective...still haven't found one.

[LachlanMayes1]

Is Kyle gay?

[NonsenseEncoder101]

'Round about 2:00 you look kind of like a demonic tree-frog. Awesome :D

[flamebait07]

Whenever she's on the floor, I can't help but think "Where are you trying to go, Sad Legs?"

[vampiress49]

You have small breasts, and your chubby. Now, take the rest of so we can prove I'm wrong. XD

[interstitialnucleus]

So, how much would somebody have to insult your appearance to get you to take the rest of it off?

[MsHellakitty]

i like this song alot. lol

[llamazeppelin]

If I say mean things to you will you make a video for me? e.g. You're super dumb, or whatever. Take THAT.

[IDidntMeanToKillYou2]

i like this song

[misterginge]

Best move for me @1:36 - cracks me up every time :D

[CaSCHWANK]

Shit, you're gorgeous!

[0gracefulgirl0]

anyone ever tell you that you look kinda like Billy Piper? Especially when you're trying to be sexy, which is awesome btw

[elgecko2]

@0gracefulgirl0 Oh my god, you're right!

[NotTwoBrite]

Yeah, you tell 'em you sexi girl! =) Show him what he'll be missing!

Screw Kyle.....i'll let you be my girlfriend! :-)

Let me just go check with my wife first!!!

brb! ^o^

[MePikachuMeZapYou02]

You are even prettier in the grain affect. I mean, you are anyway, but, you know. :D

[JamieDotNet]

That grain effect makes you look ten times sexier. And you're already ten times sexier than Megan Fox. So that's saying something.

Fuck Kyle. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's probably just insecure about his own ugliness.

[laurabananafontana]

I love her.

[shugochara78]

43 to 93,323 views.

[dynamite041]

uuuu lalaa



[readingest]

By far your best video, I hope you make more.

[benjazikinzie]

I already worshipped Hyperbole and a Half, and this just increased my love of it

[Raine20oo]

I really, really wish I knew who Kyle is. :(

[thesefreaks]

oh my god, those orange pants were a hilarious suprise :)

[RoPk27]

LoL

[mikeysrose]

She has such pretty eyes.

Also... that wood floor looks co-o-o-o-old!!!

[piggyfish]

GLOMMITTS!!!



[canadianbbaconn]

@piggyfish Actually, that form of handwear is affectionately called a "glitten".

[thatishisbananas]

Allie we have the same kind of gloves!

[TheBadgeru]

OH my god! that's right your a woman!!!!

Show us ALL your titties!

Real Man care about everything from economics to body parts, since you'r not a REAL man you wouldn't know!

Actually man care about ass, that's why cleavage looks like a buttcrack, homosexuals like tits too! the more round a tit is the more it looks like a buttcheak, that's why woman where bras to push tits and force them together!

Don't be Mad about what people say on the internet if REAL man treated you badly...

[TheBadgeru]

Show us ALL YOUR titttiiiiiiiies!!!!

[avrilrocks55]

@TheBadgeru Get a life.

[TheBadgeru]

@avrilrocks55 are you menstruated? you got no male sense of humor! go wath the kardashians or something....

[avrilrocks55]

@TheBadgeru Maybe because I'm a girl, and real men don't care about tits.

[TheBadgeru]

@avrilrocks55 I wrote a reply but I did it badly cause i deleted your nick... sorry! If you have the pacience and perseverance check it out! sorry again!

[ggaughf]

Kyle, I think you dodged a bullet.

[charoro111]

The 19 dislikes are all from Kyle

[cornholio777]

lmao she is a quite a character

[longnameislonger]

People's sensitivities seem to hurt them, but sensitivities become dulled in their affect the more a person is exposed to the subject to which they are sensitive. So perhaps the best moral thing you can do is destroy all sensitivities in people around you by consistently calling them ugly, stupid and worthless. They'll see you as an asshole idiot troll but they will be stronger for it, after a period of adjustment.

It is perhaps... the ultimate sacrifice for others.

[nikahrtzmusicx]

she makes me die :DD x

[hzlblu2]

I can't believe Kyle called you ugly. You are so beautiful!

[CosmicAussie]

Kyle is a pillock if he thinks you are ugly. The mans a fool. A FOOL I SAY!

[awrysunset]

You are sooo hot. And weird to the point of complete, utter batshit insanity. I'm not a lesbian, but if I was male, I'd marry you.

[laurenparade]

how many LAYERS are you WEARING

[jackelincognito]

So this is where creeping Allie came from.

[raindancer1339]

i don't know who kyle is, but you are totally hot. also hilarious.

[megalomaniacalHalide]

This was an entirly ridiculous surprise that made my head tilt until my ear touched my shoulder and then I guess I kind of ran out of headtilt so I just went the other way and then my other ear touched my other shoulder.

I am confused by this video, Alot.

[keikothekitsune]

Allie, you so brave! XD Nice reply to mean comments.

[Cardboardangele]

Kyle is just jealous he's not a lovely ADD blonde who writes funnier things than he does.

If you're ever in Florida, please alert me. We can rampage over EPCOT. And you can wear Bruce.

[PoutingXEvoke]

Who is this Kyle and where does he live? >:c WE SHALL AMBUSH HIM! 

[skooma]

I always pictured word bubbles popping over your head and everyone else's head IRL. YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY FANTASY OF YOUR LIFE!

Just kidding, your blogs are like crack and I can't wait for your book. I read your blogs to my friends all the time, it's like story time that makes us fall out of our chairs laughing.

I was so exited when you announced your book writing adventure, I was almost literally bouncing off the walls. <3

[autumn71227]

Your teeth are so white...

[comlax22]

Kyle was obviously a troll. Allie is fucking gorgeous, beautiful and insanely funny and talented. And that track-runner body...holy crap so hot!!!

[EricTheKartoonKing]

Allie, it seems to me that you're trying to make Kyle regret his actions with this video.

All I can say is, if I got this video after calling you ugly, I'd be twice as mean to you in hopes of getting more similar videos. I'm sure Kyle agrees.

[TheMeanies1]

I was kinda hoping shed be naked by the end but.... you know what never never mind, good video there uhh girl.

[TheDanigirl20]

oh Allie Brosh... Nothing can express how funny this and everything else you do is.

[lightbulbattacker]

Well.

If it's any consolation, I think you're pretty. ^_^

And I am a girl, not a creepy guy hitting on you.

...

Or a creepy girl hitting on you.

A semi-sane-person-who-does-not-­hit-on-people expressing an opinion- and the opinion is meant as a compliment.

There. Maybe that works.

[dustyarmpit]

HOW DID I KNOW YOUR VOICE? D:

[elvenwoor]

I like spandex

...

that is all

[XaleManix]

"Well hello, Kyle. We meet again."

I lack words to explain what happened to my room when you said that.

I shall now go back to not-commenting on age-old posts so I can continue getting caught up.

Hint, kids: don't listen to age-old episodes of Blue Plz! while reading age-old posts from Hyperbole and a Half. YOUR BRAIN WILL EXPLODE.

[xdghoka]

Probably Kenny Loggins told Kyle to say that.

[soaringgirlboo]

Can I just say how sexy you are even with all a coat over a dress?

[oldschoolnewschool79]

Kyle, you should definitely by sorry after that...

[dragondolphin1990]

You have really pretty eyes.

[WickedRaverGirl]

This is the best thing I've ever seen. Even better than the ninja that crawled through the mall that one time. I'm going to go watch it again and brag to hubby about how awesome you are Allie. (BTW; been following your blog. I am beginning to suspect we are the same person)

[S13AR10AFan]

It's Kenny Loggin's fault.

[JG501x]

How could anyone dislike this?



[mushmallow1000]

this is perhaps the greatest thing i have ever seen.

MY EYES ARE NOT WORHY

[kidzrool2]

DUDE!your soooooooo right but not bout the gorgeous



[JaneIppolito]

I don't get it. How can ANYONE call you ugly?! You are funny and gorgeous and I'm uber jealous D:<

[AoiAriaChan]

@JaneIppolito I agree with this person a hundred and fifty percent! Blind people these days! Or rather, This Kyle person obviously has no eyes!

[THEUrinalCake]

Dear lord what an amazing creature. Side splittingly hilarious and gorgeous as well. This world is not worthy.

[NotMyIntention]

I think she looks like Allie Brosh. Resemblance is uncanny...

[megaredhead417]

@NotMyIntention This IS Allie Brosh

[NotMyIntention]

@megaredhead417 Holy... wait... no. I don't believe you.

[NotARacistRapist]

@NotMyIntention Pretty sure Alot of people know this that it is her.

[NotMyIntention]

@NotARacistRapist My Alot tells me it is so I'll believe that

[seattlebiogirl]

@NotMyIntention It IS Allie Brosh, numbnutz ;P

[LeslieDarken]

FUCK YOU KYLE!!! buahahahahah!!!

[melaniexq]

Allie. I think I love you XD

[MrToasty9000]

Wow. You're annoyingly pretty. On your blog, you always say that you're frumpy and have a weird aversion to bathing... and yet, you are pretty. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?

You're a wizard, or something.

[withinsanityy]

I love the whole Montana style strip tease. I don't own that many north face jackets x)

[TheInnerSanctuary]

*Gay-swoon~* <3

[themattjon]

I fapped XP

[sweetestDUMPLING]

I would have loved to have walked in on her making this video! (: haha

[averde]

Kyle is a dick. She should have mooned him. Seriously, I'd watch that just so I could see him totally owned. Bastard's got it coming.

I wasn't kidding, I'd watch that

Just a suggestion

[zootybang]

"I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish...........(Correct amount of periods to denote length of pause).., but Allie B. had one of the best videos of all time. OF ALL TIME."

[deadnbloody6]

Holy Jesus you're the most gorgeous person I've ever laid eyes on O__O Boyfriend is so lucky to have you c:

[FantomXero]

Dang she really mastered the whole coat wearing thing

[Satanmage]

If Allie is what's considered "ugly" then I kinda wish all girls were "ugly"

[IreOfSilverpine]

You must have been thinking of dead kittens, to remain so serious during this.

[PK1988]

@IreOfSilverpine hahahahahahaha

[Shalalalalalam]

so do we get to kill kyle?

[wyllohcrickett]

Dear Allie,

I am a bored Navy housewife, and you bring goodness and light to the times when my husband is stuck at sea or up his chief's ass. Thank you. keep doing what you do.

Love, Willow

[TehFrohMan]

GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO BE YOUR BESTFRIEND

[omnomnomcoookies]

Only Allie can make 5 layers of coats look sexy. ;)

[arowara1]

There are no steps to take myself out of a coat and are now therefor confused and have found myself into three other coats NOOOOO :'(

[Zestypoop]

so if i call you ugly too you'll strip on camera with a shoutout to MEEE???

[connorduh15]

16 people are kyle

[MzCheshireKat]

lol you kick so much ass, allie

[bylvinkle]

stupid facken bullshit

[Ishioka89]

Hey, you are beautiful! Kyle was lying! And I bet that under all those boy clothes, you're sexy too!

[TwilightLuvvverxxx]

You are awesome. lol You're seriously my new role model. :)

[contortedx]

You're so funny!

[Goodchance001]

allie tries very hard

[iNatalie]

Allie is like the lovechild of Billie Piper and Ellen Page.

[sayrith]

@iNatalie Ellie Pager

[imnicekyle2000]

i dint say it allie i know how u feel allie i got called that 3 times i got sick of it

[vikingoddess3890]

I wonder how Boyfriend felt about this video...

[awutah]

oh allie nice video!!!ditto to jack u stink

[phil23777]

Yeah, she looks a bit like Ellen Page and bit like Kristen Bell

[djaekemusic]

Your eyes are mesmerizing '-'

[kikiza]

Oh Allie, you're such a freak. I love it so much!

[ManCowish]

Forget Kyle, lets go get drunk on Bacon Beer and be smexy

[greenguykyle]

Ive said none of the such! :(

[vannaj54]

I like how people love Allie yet don't know about Alot's and some new weird entities her videos have possessed called "their are"!

[draakprinses]

@vannaj54 She should totally market a stuffed Alot. I want one to cuddle with on cold nights. I want an Alot.

[FriendlyPinkKirby]

@draakprinses

Do you want it Alot?!

Sorry, I had to. I know my joke sucked.

[TheLadyWhoLunches]

@vannaj54 That's "Alots," without the apostrophe ;)

[vannaj54]

I like how people love Allie yet don't know about Alot's and some new weird entities her videos have posessed called "their are"!

[redvelvetcupcakez]

Don't worry Allie! You are pretttttttty :)

My sister, my friends, and I are total fangirls. Even my mom likes the alot.

[mosierj3]

Your Aewsome! allie!!! (e.g., very cool). Its like their (...the videos!) are and the blog are reading my mind, literally. But whatever I JUST WANT TO SAY I LIKE YOUR VIDEO ALOT AND I also want to hold a kittie... Definately, better then the rest

[callumrocksyoursocks]

Alot of awesomeness!

[Ranyore]

aggressive mitten removal is aggressive

[thatguy3256]

who is kyle?

[ArtSleepRepeat]

And to think all they said in your modern dance critique, "Allie tries hard." PFFT. YOU ARE PRACTICALLY A BROADWAY DANCER!

[KuchikiSoren]

Allie I love you. If I were ever to see you you would be glomped and fan-girled over. I imagined the tone and quality of your voice right, just not the pitch. And you're gorgeous.

[Gryphon666]

One of the best ways I've seen to deal with haters - Allie is a special kind of awesome XD

[WaywardPatriot]

Allie please tell me there are more women like you out there, cause I want to marry someone like you one day.

[Theorbit10]

I've never have had the urge to stalk someone, until now.

Just kidding.

[GiggleFritzen]

Hilarious!

[foist101]

Those eyes...

[asphaltrox]

"Sorry like an angel" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen you do, Allie. Holy hayull.

[malpal35]

Hehe. Someone showed me one of your blog posts yesterday and since then I've gone through all of 2011 and 2010. I'm halfway through 2009 now. You are one funny girl. :)

[justbess11]

Well I've got a boner...

Mission Accomplished!

[Necrosaro]

HUGE crush achieved.

[SkittleBug9719]

How could 13 people dislike this video? Allie is freaking awesome, not to mention gorgeous!

[AshPeoplez]

Your not ugly at all in fact , I wish I looked like you!

[psmylie]

@AshPeoplez

So do I, and I'm a heterosexual man. She's just that damned cute.

[astrAnGeproDuction]

holy crap i like this alot!!!! IMean like i frickin love this alotalotalot alot. and i'm not talkin bout furry large monsters i love this alot (I do also rather love my own personal alot, I call him Alfred, he bakes good cakes.) make more more more more make all the day in the world without a break

[block987]

@astrAnGeproDuction i like this alot more =P

[astrAnGeproDuction]

@block987 Alot more dangerous, baby less dangerous.

[block987]

@astrAnGeproDuction alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps

[s0mojo]

You're cute p.s. lets torture this kyle bloke and castrate him

[Anargam]

I am thoroughly aroused.

[arude]

Dear Allie,

You are awesome. Enough said.

-A Loyal Reader

[whenjenn]

I love this so much.

[ElectricPanda007]

Yes. He REALLY shouldn't haven't done that. Now thousands of people hate him.

[doctormitch]

She's kind of ugly.

[creepystalkerjp]

Kyle is just threatened by your awesomeness; he knows he could never reach your level, so he has to hurl childish insults in an attempt to hurt your feelings .Kyle is a loser and he knows it. You're funny as hell and you look fuckin' HOT in this video!

[JamesotheFuture]

How could anyone call someone so obviously attractive and creatively hilarious "ugly?"

[akzietlow]

haha kyle is an idiot.. give that guy some glasses

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

She is so pretty. I'm jealous D:

[feadus]

I never called you ugly?!

[LolliliciousLolly]

You're so funny that it's even hilarious that you're gorgeous.

[MLE05]

@LolliliciousLolly Err, that was me. It said I was logged out of your account! Sorry!

[Dirtydan8675]

The dude must be dumb. Allie is really cute haha

[Etuc5]

1:25 sooooooo funnnyyy!

[henry4hsr]

you are funny. I shall subscribe

[henry4hsr]

you are funny. I shall suscribe

[iluvmypuddycat]

that outfit would win you a game of strip poker.

[bassman10265]

How did you get inside of so many coats?

[ipsitaagarwal]

Is it just me or does Allie resemble Ellen Page at certain angles?

[jujubemouse13]

@ipsitaagarwal i totally agree

[Bunnmiester]

@ipsitaagarwal I thought she looked more like Justine Ezarik (Ijustine).

[shiv595]

@ipsitaagarwal More like Kirsten Bell, I think.

[clockiewitch]

@ipsitaagarwal personality-wise, yes. physically, ellen page and kristen bell's lovechild.

[tylerxjeremy]

@ipsitaagarwal i think she looks more like kristen bell. just me?

[dontguessatme]

Is there any way you could come up with something similar to the Alot to help repress the need to correct people who confuse "your" and "you're"? Because that would be immensely helpful. :D

[whiteplataeuCEO]

Yay mitten gloves.

I want to be blatantly rude now and see if I get a strip tease video.