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  • WTF THIS IS NOT CHUCK NORRIS GAMEPLAY. A) 1 roundhouse kick kills all the guards at once B) 0:49 is wrong, because Chuck Norris never gets knocked down.

  • did anyone notice that chuck norris fell asleep because of the guard that was hitting him "im going to finish you off later while you go fix your sword"is what he said

  •  chuck norris can strangel u with a cordless phone

  • ABSOLUTELY FAKE!!!!!!1111!!!1!

    Reason: Chuck Norris doesnt get knocked down.

  • he is a fake chuck norris dosent need Fur Gauntlets

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  • This is an imposter chuck norris cause chuck norris would blink and they would have been dead or maybe he'd roundhouse who knows

  • So, Chuck Norris can cast fire now?

  • @VzVegeta when Chuck Norris thinks that something should be on fire, it decides that it better start burning before he gets angry. (couldn't help myself, though not much of an opinion on the video)

  • I think that's better to play in first person!

  • its just the sister of chuck norris; chuck norris is chuck norris

  • He is the owner of owners

  • How does he kill em so easy with just fists

  • @Elimelon11 insert chuck norris fact here.

  • @DarkCROWgaming chuck norris can take out an army with a straw

  • @Elimelon11 cause he chuck norris

  • chuck norris would have kill the gard wile eating a chicken leg and then roundhouse kicked the other dude in the face so hard the big bang would have happened again

  • Chuck Norris Fart= ARMAGEDON

  • I got a video update for the new elder scrolls on my profile, no lie

  • Jack Bauer made Chuck Norris cry.

  • on xbox360 it sucks that you cant kick thumbs up if you agry with me

  • >_> Dude this video is a disgrace to Chuck Norris, he doesnt kill the good guys, he HELPS THEM!

  • words cannot describe the epicness of the video.

  • jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on ground

  • @PeanutnuGameVideos its supposed to be land not ground...they mean the same thing but it ruins the joke

  • @lfpein7 xD It does ROFL

  • @PeanutnuGameVideos ROFL Nice

  • Now I want to create a Bruce Lee character.

  • BRUCE LEE IS MUCH BETTER

  • What' song in 0:22 ?

  • thats noooooot the real chuck norris! Hmmmmm he is way more skilled.... O M G then this must be a fake!

  • needs moar round house

  • May the Chuck be with you, young one.

  • how do u move the camera freely

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  • Chuck Norris once masterbated in a semi we know no that semi as optamis prime.

  • U set the difficulty to -100 or Very Very Easy Because I had Master unarmed and I fought the Uderfyke Matron and It only did let's say 4 percent of it's health(I was on Normal)

  • Now you must have a fist coming out of his beard.... XD

  • i dont mean to be a dick or anything but how come half you people act like Chuck Norris is a god. the guy sold workout equipment... is it because of walker Texes ranger? a comment below says "imagine a Chuck Norris class in World of Warcraft" if that does even happen witch i highly doubt it will i would completely lose all respect for Blizzard. so if anyone can kindly tell me why this " chuck is god" idea is popping up in peoples minds i would appreciate it...

  • @SEADROW08 Its just fun. In his movies etc. he finishes off about everything with his roundhousekick which made him famous. 1 kick knocks out everything.

    Just deal with those senseless memes on the net, even if you dont understand them, its fun for lots of people =D

  • that is not noris! the arrws hit him tey ususaly go around him

  • imagine a Chuck norris class in world of warcraft (O,o) ^^

  • @KnightSchade it's if you want to surrender.

  • LOL the 1st clip chuck norris is fighting to epic music with arrows sticking out of his body.

  • wait you cannot kick in the xbox verision?? :O

  • whats the best class

  • @Frederick2015172 Chuck Norris.

  • @charleyman72 i agree totally they should have made the class: Chuck Norris :description: bad ass fighter who roundhouse kicks so hard he rips through time and space O_O

  • he can fucking kill ghosts and armored-to-the-teeth imperialfags.

  • Does the game really keep asking if you want to talk to the guy while he's trying to take your head off?

  • @KnightSchade ikr!

  • whats the song names at 2:45 and 3:35. Thx

  • WWE Production music of some sort.

  • @animemaster96. There is no other lord than The LORD Jesus Christ. Feudal systems are idiotic.

  • lol he fought a ghost

  • @hotmle123 what the fuck is wrong with you? lord norris? he's just a damn martial artist he's nothing but flesh and bone he is no lord

  • @jameswx09 He doesn't mean spiritual lord, he means lord like an important person, kind of like with the feudal system.

  • This video did NOT do Lord Norris much justice...

    A: He would have killed all of them, simply, with his mind.

    B. He ran a few times! Lord Norris run?! WTF Ever!

    C. We could, actually, see his punches being swung! Seriously?... Have you EVER seen the way he punches? No? Exactly. If somehow, we could slow time down to see his fists in action, it'd be the last thing that you ever see!

    And lastly... I DIDN'T SEE ONE F*ING ROUNDHOUSE KICK! You should be ashamed...

    Advice: Sleep with one eye open...

  • time warp tried filiming in slow motion... and the camera shattered

  • Get the fuck outta here you fat slimy piece of shit.

  • LOL! I agree 100%

  • It is true

  • chuck norris takes em out 1 hit.

  • No, Chuck Norris takes 'em out by only thinking of hitting them!

  • If chuck Norris fought chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would lose...No one can beat chuck Norris.

  • lol chuck norris wats so great about that white trash punk

  • he has a career record in karate of 183-10-2... He trained under the late Bruce Lee for a time, was an all american karate champion. He was and still is very good. definitely a martial arts legend.

  • well he could kick your butt and all your friends.... WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS!!!!

  • If I say something like that I wouldn't be able to sleep...

  • i guess they added a Chuck Norris Class in Oblivion

  • 4:52 Win :D

  • the real chuck norris wouldn't block he would take it like the man he is

  • chuck norris doesn't fear death. death fears him. that makes him imortal :]

  • 2:44.......i about jumped outta muh seat!!!

  • Good thing for Chuck they're using rubber swords.

  • whats up with these no making any sence chuck noris jokes ?

  • chuck norris built rome in one day

  • There is no such thing as a lesbian, only women who haven't met Chuck Norris!!

  • Chuck Norris doesn't dodge Fireball spells...the Fireball spell dodge Chuck Norris!

  • they should let him round house kick

  • dude chuck norris slams revolving doors! he kills people, or anything, in one punch! You are soo fake!!!!

  • uhauhauhauhauh

  • Its a video game bro.

  • @aidanrocks13 nooooooo bruce lee is better thn chucky norris

  • dude this is way wrong, chuck norris never falls on the ground, and he would kill them all with 1 punch

  • he got killed in the way of the dragon

  • Yes, but of the two fighters in way of the dragon, which is still ACTUALLY alive?

  • he was just sleeping

  • Chuck Norris broke the record most points in a basketball game playing hockey

  • There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard there is only another fist

  • Chuck Norris goes to McDonalds and gets it his way, its always Chuck Norris' way weather at BK or McDonalds

  • AMAZING. :P Though i don`t think there are 'kicks' or 'special moves' in the PC one. Just the basic punch for a fighter, and magic, which is in the 360 version.

  • mod mod mod mod

  • you were gettin wrecked by the guy with the sword

  • @DarkCROWgaming No No No No i did this myself its cool just get a desenergrate weapon spell

  • Yeahh.But you forgot a bullet proof dodge ram,cowboy hat and a black partner :)

  • chuck norris does not read books, he stares it down until he gets the imformation he wants

  • haha i read that somewere els lol

  • haha u read ur not chuck norris

    but wait i read u r comment thats means im not chuck norris either

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  • The movie anaconda was filmed in chuck norris' pants

  • there is no theory of evolution...just a list of animals chuck norris has allowed to live

  • chuck kills 2 stones with on bird

  • Ya know what's great? At 1:15 he's walkin to the beat and I swear I thought the music was going to change to the Empire Theme.

  • omg!!!! i taught exactly the same

  • Ya....i was expecting darth vador to come out or something lol

  • There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

  • BOOOOOOOOORING

  • chuck norris once played cod4 on a pc. with a wii remote.

  • Chuck Norris can belive it's not butter.

  • If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

  • Lol!

  • Chuck Norris' kicks are too fast to be seen by the human eye.

  • chuck norrises kicks are too fast to be seen by ANY eye.

  • lololol

  • lol all these comments are just chuck norris jokes well here mine there is no theory of evolution just a list of animals chuck norris let live

  • they say chuck norris' blood cures cancer

  • Tears... it's his tears, too bad he doesn't cry...

  • i heard u cant play as chuck norris, chuck norris plays you

  • 1:53  thats right run from CHUCK!!

  • chuck norris only wears jeans.

  • Chuck norris isnt bleeding. Its the swrod.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't bleed. The sword just couldn't take the blow from Norris's skin.

  • Chuck Norris does not bleed. When Chuck Norris is hit, his body naturally turns the pain to liquid form and it just falls off of him like nothing.

  • Chuck Norris Does Not Bleed And He Does Not Lose Health Because He Can Not Be Hit...

  • LOLLLL at the ending

  • you can see his blood splatter at 2:47 lol

  • Chuck norris doesnt bleed

    Blood chuck norrises - .-

  • Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.

  • I started a chuck norris character is there any brass knuckles or any h2h weapons in the game?

  • Nope, just use fur gauntlets though, they look good.

  • lmao

  • chuck norris will never bleed

  • How come the uderfrkyte matron is see through in this?

  • He always is at night i think, but sometimes he takes form of a troll or an ectoplasmic invisible thing with the troll battle stratergies and sounds. ahaah wierd :s

  • the hells an uderfryke matron?

  • psh thats sooo unlike chuck norris...chuck norris doesnt bleed or get nocked down

  • its the sword bleeding from being hit with chuck norris

  • how the fuck would this have five star rating u cat sniff

  • lol nice 5/5

    made me laugh

  • u need 2 glitch ur strength up 2 1000 so u can 1 hit kill anything

  • yeah then he'd be pretty much the real chuck norris

  • or just put the game on easy....

  • i've heard people saying Oblivion and Fable(1) being better than Fable 2

  • coo

  • The things that Chuck Norris killed he didnt really kill them, they killed themselves.

  • how u give ur character a beard cuz i cant

  • at the begining ot the video, how do you get up there on that cliff in the icey mountains?

  • its called Dive rock.

  • this or fable 2 ? :O !!

  • Oblivion ftw, Fable 2 gets OLD very FAST!

  • Oh ok XD !! , but fable 2 is rlly good right ? .. , btw what do u do in this game is it an open world like F2 ?

  • Fable 2 is not a very good game, and its open, but it isnt big.

  • i like oblivion just gets old and boring and simple

  • can u play xbox live on this game dont u get a seprate disc to play or something

  • no, this doesnt have multiplayer

  • so whats the xbox live disc for

  • What disc are your talking about?

  • when my friend got the game you know how it comes in a small box instead of a regular video game cd case or did u not get the same thing cause with him it had a xbox live cd thing but he never got 2 use cause he doesent have a comp one cd said xbox360 the ather xbox live

  • wat kind of pants is that i need it for my chuck norris one -.-

  • its in the description

  • LOL HE KILL THE LIZARD GUY IN ONE PUNCH!

  • chuck norris can be made on a breton or a nord

  • what race did you make him and where did you get the pants and gloves

  • I think I used the Breton race , and the pants are Light Brown Linens. The gloves are Fur Gaunlets.

  • Guantlets* my bad

  • thank you and i know i said gloves to sorry

  • should boost it to eazy.. cuz for chuck norris killing shit is easy lmao..

    chuck norris didnt dodge the bullet, the bullet dodged him.

  • where is the kick? it it isnt chuck norris without a spining kick!

  • what part of xbox 360 don't you understand?

  • well, you know, the part were he cant give kicks, but i know its becuause the character only trow punches, hey, i have 360 too, im curremtli playin gta 4, eternal sonata and devil may cry 4.

  • if chuck norris were able to kick in the game, there would be no one left. duh lol :D

  • wtf hahahaha how is that even a monster you cant even see the damn thing i never seen a monster like that in my oblivion game lol so what the hell lmfao

  • dude what race did you make him?

  • 6:47 - 7:05  lol xD

  • DUDE!!!! was this for xbox 360 or ps3 PLS ADD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! my xbox live account is IbAnEz7