MLK and The Lizardman

[dalektaliban]

jesus fuck that man looks disgusting, how can he get laid with that face.

that tattooed guy looks cool though

[hkoloen123]

Trying to act like Ray

[stelkin656]

I liked you in Mortal Kombat.

[JudgeDredd888]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT

[PaynekillerJim]

i live in oregon that portland comment made me laugh

[thenathmeister2]

why is there a faggot shouting in the video?

[mollykiss1212]

He fucks through his nose XD

[96kto9u]

Fuckin noob vblogger

[MrDudeman10]

@96kto9u Really? He's a YouTube partner and has been making videos for years.

[96kto9u]

@MrDudeman10 i didnt mean he was a bad vblogger, i just hate vbloggers, let me keep that for myself

[I4mfr34ky]

@96kto9u  Ignorant jack off. -_-

[Nordligmetal]

Narcisist!

[Auditoreization]

God Damn I Just Forgot About You! -.-' You Keep Doing Does Wierd Faces I Think It's... Nope Forgot It!...

[nolifemerc]

5 dollar? here its minimum 50 no matter what

[bocaj6]

Am I the only one that finds myself staring at the little white dots of reflection in Danny's eyes?

[istoll93]

Love the shout out to Portland!

[TheMrKLAToR]

o Kurwa.

[TheAABBCC91]

HEY! IM FROM PORTLAND OREGON!

[Wolfteamerify]

CatMan.VampireWoman,LizardMan ! OMFG@ Where are the normal people -.-?

[Boasill]

@Wolfteamerify Probably watching porn

[Tattoomoore]

take a gun fill it with 9mm's place it against your head and squeeze the trigger you... And do it quietly so you dont annoy anyone else.. Thanks :D

[JustHitThatShit]

proven fact, milk turns ur shit green

[youngfeniansofeire]

fuck off you fucking dickhead not funny

[Thumdar08]

OMFG that guys a reptilian!!! O.O

[4livemafia]

DANNY YOU SHOULD TRY MAKE MORE VIDEOS WHERE YOU TAKE AN INREVIEW FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE LIKE KASSEMG.I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TEAM UP WITH THE YOURUBE STARS IN THE CHANNEL THE STATION,THERE THEY MAKE SOME HILARIOUS PARODY`S.

[Andez666]

youre like some psycho

[crazypete345]

No on to the Panda man lol

[ladygir123]

I wanna hang out with Danny and the Lizard man :D

[wolfkiba1000]

@ladygir123 Yeah me too! :D

[KibaFoxWolfHybrid]

Is the lizard man a furry I think so

[StefanTheSerb]

Since when am I a grateful little tic-tac? I loved being a tasty little lemondrop... :(

[xChemicalMichelleWay]

I bet Lizard Man takes green shits all the time. Probably the dye...

[244jovan]

ARE YOU GREEN???

[Andez666]

i've had done that condom thing to my nose at school twice and first time i vomited second time it went perfect

[jbgizz1250]

I wonder how lizards would react to him...

[darkp00pie]

I'm a disgratefull tictac :( srry

[a518b]

I love Danny.

I love Lizard Man.

<33

[TheAshbarmar]

haha there is a person who has more physco eyes than me :)

[viper8red]

Safe nasal sex, first!

[blkhawk60]

this guy is fucking annoying. even more annoying than raywilliam

[vinniemass]

thumbs up for the tatooed guy . thumbs down for you, loser.

[I4mfr34ky]

@vinniemass Screw you, dickhead. Danny's awesome and pretty hilarious. Wait, are you the one with an assload of subscribers? No...no, I believe that's actually Danny...

[vinniemass]

@I4mfr34ky omg, dude...that was like a year ago! i actually now kind of think he's funny...

not!

wait, wait...are you the guy who has a bunch of people agreeing with your comment? oh...

subscribers? I've never uploaded a video, dude...

do you want me to keep on going mocking you or that was enough? cause it was easy...

[Twilightfantic14]

I would always have a fucking headache if I had balls in my head.

[Wyrus612]

lizardman is awesome

[LizLovesLollipops]

Lizardman reminds me of Benji Madden for some reason.

[yawnbang]

@ChocolateLoverGirlxD

It was. Tun tun

[ChocolateLoverGirlxD]

I hope that wasn't a used condom...

[aamhjathotmaildotcom]

He looks like Flea. I bet he would look quite entertaining playing on that green and orange Flea Bass.

[guitarisforever1234]

what is it you you and hookers from portland oregon?

[xXxErroxXx]

hey portland rocks!

[loikmujm7]

kool

[Muz1cRocks]

basically, your a freak. lmfao

[Krista0615]

I love the lizard man I think he’s hot, he reminds me of a cute iguana

[tigereyes141]

grateful little ticktacks

[OneLoneGuitarist]

i finally found the most perfect man who cant use a green screen!!!!!!!!! ahahahahaha!!!! :P

[I4mfr34ky]

@ThaLoXX Damn right, asswipe. I have no life, I'm ugly, and I love it. =D I love being able to provoke ridiculous ramblings from a piece of scum on the internet that has nothing better to do than post shitty clips of horrible shows.

I'm guessing you're a loner that has Mommy or Daddy issues, and you make Rocky Dennis look like Brad Pitt. That's why you can't post any real videos, or pictures on your channel. All you do is make hilariously grammatically flawed troll comments.

You fail. =D

[I4mfr34ky]

@ThaLoXX Hehe, yaaaaay! I defeated the troll with my almighty uterus. 8D

[I4mfr34ky]

@ThaLoXX At least I'm not a troll who has nothing better to do than give the GradualReport more attention and views. =D By the way, how's my muff feel? ;D

[Destined4Life]

stop trying to act like jim carrey

[MrJarth]

@Destined4Life fuck you got take your shit comment and write a book entitled mein kampf

[I4mfr34ky]

@ThaLoXX Naw, I like it here. Why don't you go bad to diving your mom's muff?

[I4mfr34ky]

@ThaLoXX Wow, you're a fucking douchebag. Go troll somewhere else.

[Destined4Life]

stop trying to act like jim carrey

[I4mfr34ky]

@Destined4Life Idiot.

[marquislamarhines]

i couldnt watch more than 20 seconds : boring i tryed tho

[DownKrownKlown]

youre a douchey fag

[I4mfr34ky]

@DownKrownKlown Aaaand so are you, fucktard.

[DownKrownKlown]

@I4mfr34ky go fuck your dildo, the Lizard Man kicks ass.

[I4mfr34ky]

@DownKrownKlown I wasn't saying he didn't. Obviously he does. Why did you say he was a douche, you prick?

[DownKrownKlown]

@I4mfr34ky ...I was talking about the gradual report guy

[I4mfr34ky]

@DownKrownKlown If you're judging it off of this one video, you're a moron. Watch some different episodes. Danny's hilarious. You can't have a proper opinion, you have no videos up, therefore you're a troll, and have no credible judging skills.

[DownKrownKlown]

@I4mfr34ky LOL!

[disturbaholic]

fuck yeah the lizard man is wearing a jagermeister shirt good on him

[purplepanda7272]

weirdo



[EricSchwin22]

Lizardman rocks and has an awesome personality, but you sir are a douchebag!!!

[DelanoLewis]

Fuuuuuck yooouuuuuu

[Scarypair92]

Orange text? it's black..duuuh...

[sturm2005]

Your a twat!

[redemption136]

this guy is an unfunny fag

[TheCureForLife]

i just faved it because of the lizard man.

lizard man is great and special. You are just an ordinary person joking about others because u have nothing more to do. lol

[dannymassacur]

I meant the lizard man, not the other creep.

VVV

[dannymassacur]

I love him<3333

[b1llygo4t]

you sir are a douchebag

[bellshe]

dito...

[wanekeef]

arse

[PetarKenobi]

You can also do some other vids on racism, different kinds farts, rich people and some other epic and random subject...

[azzly06]

fuck off u lousy faggot,u are one big shit,lizard man is cool guy,not like others!thats the point u motherfucker

[rohadtcigany]

man kill this riporter or who the fuck he is... hes the most annoying person i have ever seen !!!

[donoghue1987]

have you ever taken a green shit

[scarlettexskittles]

i have taken a green shit..yeah..idk..my friend put vodka and sum other shit in a glass..and bet me 50 bucks my shit would be green the next day..i dont know what was in it..and i cant get the recipe

[KourtStone1993]

What's with him and Portland, Oregon??? Haha, My friend lives there... Hmmm...

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

why did he put a condom in his nose

[honey42197]

Lmao I Askd Myself Da Same Question

[NICKREAPER316]

@TheAnnoyingThing1915 Because he's the fuckin' Lizard-Man!

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

It looks like you're tripping dude.

[bkmackfc]

Dude I like This GUy Better Than That Stupid Cat Man...This One Looks Cool

[GamerEntertainer]

hey this was released on my birthday =D just noticed it...Keep up the great work Danny

[PoliticallyInaccurat]

Imagine if it was

Little white, black, and green children chould all go to the same school!

[REMsleeper428]

I saw him a shit long time ago on Maury. I still love him and his chiseled-out teeth and split tongue.

[revolutionize017]

lizardman is a superhero.

[UntilTheEnd123]

Lizard man has a fucking hot voice!

[MagickTouchBassist]

Just he him self is hot, for some reason I find "freaks" to be hot.

[LoucaPorPolicias]

Me too,that's something about Lizard man that just turns me on

[Lordofhellx]

Your eyes are too fucking far apart. I can't look at you without looking at the gap between them.

I didn't hear a word you said.

[davetherave64]

alot of people are now using sxephil's style of vlogging

[RichardChuckie]

Sxephil didn't invent that 'style of vlogging', nor did he patent it.

[KsPaCe31]

it would be cool if the lizard man got both sides of his tongue pierced lol

[MegXZilla]

you have a good point in this actualy

[animenum1]

o.o thisvid was unnausary

[mookiebut]

used to talk to him. said he was gonna come out to meet ppl after the concert but didn't. i so want a picture of our tongues someday!

[aManamous1122]

You have a split tongue too?

[xzile123]

Its his personality. If you say he's trying to be somebody else, then you need proof on him "proving" his own attempt to imitate a character, otherwise it's from his own personality. So don't say he's a "wannabe", that's like saying vegetable oil is a olive oil wannabe. It's an analogous type of thing.

[EternaIDreamer]

O.o

hum okay...

[Irishkennedy931]

Danny rules! Great vid as always!

[zoo7yarn]

ehh i agree i wanna eat crunch berries now

[LadyPumpernickel]

now i'm tempted to eat crunch berries... hmm...

[VvMeTaLvV]

u look like ur trying to be jim carrey, but it's just not funny..

[Qw3rtypop]

i can imagine that watching 4 or more of your videos will make me hate your voice face and attitude...

probs best if i stop here

[itsaboutfreakingtime]

hahahahahhaa

[ErikJoeNoise]

ashtonkuthcner wanna be ....

no ofense ...

[manuell93]

ci prori un pataka

[greenallstarz]

man these ppl are dumb --you fucking rock danny!!

[kingjamesfan23]

i went to poland with a black friend and everyone was staring at him, some even randomly touched him or shouted the n word, and sombody even asked for a photo. how fucking racist can u get

[missmollyrock]

god people in my class rendomly yell out the n word at times and one of my best friends who goes to another school is black so i always get pissed and tell them there racist, i really hate people who r racist.....

[panga71]

you are so retarded .like me:))))ok you are so awsome and retarded at the same time

[panga71]

lizardman rocks:)))

[panga71]

you are soo cool and funnyXD

[Aggiechilds]

Not funny. Very annoying.

[SKURINJE1987]

THIS GUY IS SO STUPID

[IAMVIM]

this guy actually gets subscribers?

[GruntALicious]

This guy really isn't that funny.

Lizardman's cool though.

[lazylarrimores]

i agree, this guy is pretty boring

[MzRazberri]

boorinngg

[assdoooouuutttt]

I love orange tic tacs.

[straub11]

i heard its if you eat your food too fast its green

[captainFLU]

i like the lizard man

[XXXsuspensionXXX]

He's a really nice guy. I got to meet him in March and he just sat there and answered all my questions. Really nice and funny guy.

[MushroomheadSlipKnoT]

@captainFLU so do i

[ectoband]

blueberries make my shit greenish xD

Hahahahahaha =P

[whatsupbeeotch]

...........i'm eating crunchberries while watching this... o.O

[66xFucKingMaGGotx66]

Pyscho Fuck

[xxximreallycoolxxx]

Here we can see many people who insult something that they haven't begun to understand. Guessing what something means and coming to conclusions based on those guesses isn't a smart thing to do.

When you don't understand something just admit it or don't say anything! I'm sure people will be happy to enlighten you if you ask what Danny means.

[jinx265465654]

I think someone needs a time out dont you. run along now go on run little nipper :D

[AngelofMusic2006]

Wow, someone has anger issues. And can't speak English.

[cheezball505]

i shit green when i eat the cap'

[timppa500]

are you green?

[kusuyMontreal]

ballons or condom?

[VashTheWaterbender]

um... definately a condom

[cassychick7]

U. R. An. Idiot. Just shut it, k? He was joking, for goodness sake....there's no need for all that stupid cursing...geez...

[gradualreport]

you are a retarded raciest.

It was about how money is taking the color/race out and making everyone green among other things. the fact that you jumped to a raciest conclusion is your own doing not mine.

Danny

PS Fuck a fat donkey you asstard fuck

[scorpion1e37]

rawr :D

[gothkrix]

@gradualreport looool, Danny you are a giant, nice reply to that fucking racist xD

made me laught a lot xD

keep on it Danny =P

[XxWiLLxRaWrxX]

@gradualreport ...Teach me your awesome and epic ways...

[pedromiles101]

stfu shit head

[omgineedausernam]

@rudey4live take a fucking joke

[xinodark]

es totalmenta ASQUEROSO ANTIESTETICO Y ANTINATURAL SI QUIERES PARECERTE A UN LAGARTO VUELVE A NACER COMO TAL ESA APTITUD ES POSE

[RoseMilord]

nothing is antinatural, nature gave us instruments and we use them, if you don't like him just shut up

[pedromiles101]

idk if you know english or not.

but most people on here are american.

so speak english.

and insult people in english.

not spanish.

dipshit

[DangerHat]

Lol i love how he totally interrupts lizard man near the end there.

[mynameisblond]

the lizardman wears a jägermeister t-shirt... coool, its from germany :)^^

[Cazey1027]

Portland, Oregon

[blackbutterflyheart]

umm maybe i need to clean out my ears but you sound like the lizard man too...ah but it adds to your awesomeness! and you guys discuss green poo like you're talking about the weather. lol

[UrbanComments]

mushroom man, im guessing this is ur first show

[ldsqtbea]

go portland !!! :) ... makes me feel damn proud to be here lol ... i like turtles LMAO

[MushroomheadSlipKnoT]

That dude(not lizardman)(The dude with blackhair) is on crack.

[MushroomheadSlipKnoT]

That dude(not lizardman)(The dude with blackhair) is on crack.