Doug Doppler Betcha Can't Play This

[FlamingoSnuff]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and welcome to Jackass!

[PatoPatoEloElo]

This video changed my life

[TheExcelMachine]

Thumbs up for the visionary who started the Doug Doppler flaming, BenditlikeBecker.

[Eo4EFB]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and I am an alcoholic and I play guitar...I think sorry I'm just so fucked up right now so let me play some random notes here and there..

[DMTrippin]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and it looks like theres gonna be some slight thunderstorms in the northeast so expect some showers if you live in the northeast area

[JaegerFish]

According to these comments, Doug Doppler has fucked many children, had many things willingly shoved into his ass, and placed his dick into several questionable places...slowly

[YTsyndrome]

I'm Doug Doppler and I enjoy the feel of caviar being ground against my testicles... Slowly!

[SteveBelong]

Good job man, keep at it.

[dejeynes]

Hi I'm dejeynes, and I betcha can't get laid

[kingdiamond69]

@g3rrar1 Hi I'm Doug Doppler and you are just some fucking pee on with zero skills who likes criticizing others awesome playing skills .

You wish you had an iota of this mans playing skills.

[g3rrar1]

hi i'm doug doppler and betcha can't play this. slowly.

[commanderg7650]

once doug doppler fingered a girl....she got up and laughed

[mrswillmester]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler and the internet made me hate myself.

[FreezingMo0n]

I'm Doug Doppler, and I like to tie my balls around my shoes, and dip my Dick in Hot Cheese Cake - Slowly...

[ldaunited]

sounds like head crusher from megadeth xd

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@ldaunited except no

[RyWhitakerGuitarist]

wow that was stupid

[fusoperso]

nice cell phone ring tone



[SuperNoobTroll]

what these douchebag Noobs don't realize is that when they're playing Guitar Hero pretending they can actually play its Doug Dopplers guitar parts they are clicking along with...thats right, its him actually playing on the video game not the original artist

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@SuperNoobTroll So doug is responsible for the flat sounding Hangar 18 and many other horrible sounding guitar covers on GH2?

[Mangoeeeeeeees]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler & I voluntarily shower in prison & bend over to pick the soap up....slowly.

It's Thuper!

[GeneralColinBowel]

Its sped up, look how fast he raises his head just after the solo

[DangerousPOSSE]

Hi i'm Doug Doppler and I have 19 inches of foreskin.

....Slowly

[ponce1015]

You guys know what. I respect Doug. He doesn't care about these goddam comments anymore. So we should all stop trolling...... Slowly.

[azfryguy]

I remember watching this video like two years back and here are some of my favorite comments.

Hi I am Cock Gobbler/Doug Doppler and This video ruined my entire life, I havent had sex in decades, I love to insert things into my body via the anal passage, My dick smells like rotten cheese being microwaved, I have a sex tape with Donald Trump, I floss with pubic hair. . . MY pubic hair!,

Hi I am AZFryGuy and I am the ultimate Trollololololololololololoolol­ololololololololololololololol­ol!!!

[sigiF1]

h im doug doppler, and i have a picke of the size of my fist

[xttocx]

Hi i'm Doug Doppler, and i just got MERKED by 'Karen Grigoryan'

[2020jonnybravo]

You guys can talk all the crap you want but This dude made one of the best Music/Guitar DVD lesson sets i ever bought. it seriously covers everything you need to be Far above any guitarist when It comes to knowledge of your scales/chords/note names and modes. seriously best 40 bucks i ever spent. And Its ALOT of content

[Lesrevil08]

I couldnt find a shred of evidence this guy molested children... when did this happen or are you all trolling?

[Guerrillablackdog]

@Lesrevil08 Dude, everyone is trolling. Everyone! Some of the comments are so fucking hilarious!

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

Hi im Doug Doppler and dont mind the cum stains on my pants. I just havent found a rape victim within the past hour.

[xGamingVidsx]

you guys are just jelous cuz doug doppler can own anyone of you

[Rikuthemaster]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler and I have a flaming dick on the neck of my guitar.

[matt37075]

you know what a few years ago me and my friends watched this vid and read the comments and laughed over and over and here i am years later going back and reading and seeing that he handled it like a mature adult and even found humor in it and that shows me that there are still decent celebrities in the world and the face that this person being one of those few gets all this stuff and takes it with a grain of salt and keeps giving tips to his real friends makes me wanna shake his hand..... slowly

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@matt37075 Lol i remember calling everyone jelous and giving lame comebacks like "if you dontlike it dont watch it."

[alfrebame]

I'm DICK GOBBLER and this is what you hear when you win a SLOT MACHINE.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

been done

[alfrebame]

@xPurpleDrinkx9001

Really?

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@alfrebame Really really.

[SuperBobjon]

i can, sorry

[tart9]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and when I'm not molesting my 5-year-old autistic nephew while watching Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air re-runs I enjoy word-based puzzle games

[88lava88]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler and I'm gonna take a seat over there.

[tart9]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and the last time I had sex was with a Taiwanese child slave in 1997... slowly

[johnathon04]

Hi i'm Doug Doppler and i give rohypnol to children so i can lure them into my gingerbread house... Slowly

[Martyfriedman001]

@johnathon04 hey why to every one hate this man XD ? or post bad comments?, I don't know him I just came here randomly :P?

[johnathon04]

@Martyfriedman001 It's cos someone didnt like his video and insulted him using the Hi i'm doug doppler thing and ended it with slowly and it caught on i guess people just check back here every so often for the newer insults i check back too... and to post a few rofl no disrespect to the guy it's just the humour i return for the fact that it's insulting someone isnt what makes it funny though he's just caught in the crossfire of malicious humour i guess xD

[TodayAt420]

@johnathon04 well said

[darkstar19]

I'm Doug Doppler and i'm gonna have to make do with my receding hairline till i can get some more hair-in-a-can

[VideosovConnor]

Hi I'm Doug Do-

Hi I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat right over there.

[sunnyjim98]

@VideosovConnor WRONG!!!

he didnt say hi...

[iSawTheUnseen]

C'mon it's just finger tapping b ro.I can do that in my sleep.

[shanebist]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and my feelings are hurt... Super bad...

[Jemuniverse7v]

Yay...! You know how to tap patterns.....!!!!! just like EVERY other guitar player EVER!!!!! Soooooooooo cool man...

[jakesplosion111]

im doug doppler and the dislike bar rises like my penis...oh so slowly

[Critdizzle]

I'm reading all these comments as I laugh and shake my head... slowly.

[ThePlasticguitarguy1]

i was expecting this to have more dislikes than likes if there's gonna be nothing but hate comments on this video lol

[polkadotpuss]

jesus fucking christ... just read best comments and... i dont know... things definitely have gone even worse since i was here last time.... lool.

[80sSlowJam]

@polkadotpuss Haha, i feel you. the earlier ones were hilarious.

[MrTheRevsOffspring]

yall are just jealous cus you cant play this

[geldessen25]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler and I bet you can't give a shit.

[Peruviandude96]

Hey look, its Touch Toddler!

[PlanetAutumn]

who the hell would want to play this?

[toejam498]

@PlanetAutumn broderick

[GeneralColinBowel]

Hi im doug dopplar, rub eggs and tomatoes all over your monkey tits so i can shoot one in my pants.......slowly

[wizardofmadness]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and I can't play Chris Broderick's Betcha Can't Play This, even slowly

[UKMarines]

hi im doug doppler and this is what a casino slot machine sounds like

[Lanoring]

@UKMarines

........slowly

[UKMarines]

@Lanoring haha

[zdfhjk]

Hi I'm Drug Gobbler and my favourite things to buy at the grocery store are bananas, cucumbers and olive oil... slowly

[save12ed]

I can't believe you guys are ripping into this guy he is awesssssssss......slowly...

[AntiEmoMetalhead92]

JACKPOT!

[daimonosrats]

Hi, I used to takes lessons with Doug Doppler - he showed me all these awesome shred licks to master... slowly....

[adriangel143]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler and I bet yo--....Ok you know what, i just wanna get laid, would you fuck me? slowly!?!?

[GreenDayxDperu]

Chuck Norris can play that with his penis you noob -.-

[ShredderTitan]

I'm Doug Doppler and I read youtube comments.. slowly

[PowerofJohras]

Is that only on the b-string? Cause he's soo fucked up to believe anyone couldn't play that. It seems very easily done. Tapping could be hard in some cases (if you have to for an example switch from sweeping to tapping and then back again or if you tap an entire arpeggio section in two different inversions) but this is lack of technique.

[metallica5252]

@PowerofJohras exactly, i've been trying to tell people that, only to get the response "well then you post a cover of you playing it" like I want to waste my time playing this garbage.

[reaver901]

why does everybody hate this guy so much

[ConveyTheKing]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler, or Dick Gobbler or whatever nicknames I may have, and I bet you can tap this section just as easily as my 60 year old mother.

[cjsinister6]

okay so you have expensive gear, ten fingers, and a weeks worth of tapping practice, no wonder nobody has ever heard of you.

[executor996]

Hi i'm Doug Doppler and i let my gay eskimo buddy pour cold yoo-hoos down my asshole while i fondle a small hispanic child's balls in the key of e pentatonic minor... slowly.

[GeneralColinBowel]

@executor996 LOL, that aint even right man........slowly

[Guerrillablackdog]

@executor996 You had me at cold yoo-hoos. HAHAHAHAH!!!

[Dickarmy321]

hahahaha i got 10 words deep into the top comments and couldn't finish reading because i was laughing so hard

[Stivsh]

@Dickarmy321 ROFL ! me too !!

[verbotenco]

Don't blame Doug. It's because Guitar World is full of bulshit.

[usmcmatty1]

wow, not even cool, dude i could teach that to a retarded monkey smoking crack with only 2 fingers on each hand

[PatoPatoEloElo]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler, and this video fucked up my life

[toejam498]

@PatoPatoEloElo lol

[AnthonyXwearsXgucci]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler, and I betcha I haven't gotten laid in 20 years...

[IronicusPaladin]

Hi, I'm Dung Plopper and I huff bags of dongs whilst I pretend to have a really big penis on the internet with my super guitar playing skills. Women think I have a 9 inch pork sword, in actuality it resembles a sweaty peanut.

P.S

Hi I'm Olly, if i wanted to hear shitty music like that I'd just take magic mushrooms and play super nintendo

[zaktan415]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and I enjoy fisting puppies and sucking their rectums dry.

[zaktan415]

Why is everyone making diry jokes about this guy?

[maliceheart18]

@zaktan415 thats what im wondering lol

[TedHeem]

hey im doug doppler and i make more money that you do. quit hating on the fucking guy, hes on the internet and your not, so its not 8 finger tapping. The sad part is more people know his name now because of this then they do yours. Go back on facebook and cross fingers that people will like your facbook status that has lyrics from a 90's song that everyones heard.

[fnch2cool]

@TedHeem dude, take it easy. It's obviously joking, Doppler has said himself that he and his wife laugh at the comments. The dude is probably a better guitar player than 99.9% of the people who post comments on here, and I am sure as hell that I can't play this and I am fine with that. He has shared stages with people like Joe Satriani, so it isn't hating as much as just having fun. Doug isn't offended by it, and neither should you. Have a nice day. :)

[TedHeem]

@fnch2cool i know i just wanted to rant

[charleylovesmusic]

Betcha i don't wanna play this

[fnch2cool]

Oh my gosh, after reading all the comments for this video... I have to give it to you Doug, you've got some big hairy balls for keeping this video up... slowly

[alfrebame]

Hi I'm Dick Gobbler and this is what you hear when you win a SLOT MACHINE

[MrRatfinkJR]

I betcha i can play this.

[Jaypee319]

I'm Doug Doppler ...and.. oh God, I wish I wasn't.

[sykhophaunt7]

YEAH I FUCKKING WON THE LOTTERY ... w8 ... oh it was his guitar lick .. :/

[MrBastardOfBodom]

I don't wanna play this :'D

[Matt0I0Attack]

OMFG I WON THE JACKPOT!

[jgriffo31]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and I'm a schmuck.

[dvfinley]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler and i like lactating my dinner plate sized nipples while watching small dogs humping peoples legs. . .slowly

[jewhonks420]

@dvfinley I was thinking he did the same thing

[dance2noise002]

But then again, why would I want to play this Doug ?

[guitarpedant]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler and I could have just programmed this in MIDI in 2 minutes. It would have sounded exactly the same, but instead I thought I'd spend 10 years learning to do it on a guitar. My brain works... slowly.

[H057IL3]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler, and this is what you hear when you win at the slot machine.

[runebankprod]

fuckin tool

[kingv911]

I would never want to play this.

[toejam498]

@kingv911 you couldn't yu noob

[tangypasta]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and my long, hard guitar neck is compensating for something.

[SynysterSte]

Hi im Doug doppler and im not actually playing i just recorded a slot machine, while being deeply penetrated by a 7foot black guy... slowly

[superdanlewis]

Im Doug Doppler and i take it in the ass

[burnummaster]

thank god! i knew on one of these all the comments were jokes and i finally found it again!

[EvoPogo]

Elvis isn't dead

[Chester1004]

I'm Doug Doppler and this is what you hear when you win on slot machine "slowly".

[aoisatan]

@Chester1004 GOD DAMMIT THAT IS SO TRUE!! you made me spit out my coffee

[junkerde]

wait why are all these jokes here?? did something happen? hes gay or???

[Lymesloop]

WTF is up with all these gay-jokes? :P

[kalbininkas]

You win, Doug. I can't.

[uidsea]

Hi, I'm Doug Doppler and I once tried to give a camel a rimjob while puking the national anthem... Slowly

[SHREDDER222X]

Hi i'm Doug Dopler and i only came to this video to read all the coments and post shit about myself... Slowly

[henrithefreak47]

Hi I'm henrithefreak and I bet I cant play this

[JacobxMarley]

how much you wanna bet doug?

[toupal3]

thats fake



[Fabbe87]

Hi, im doug doppler and i like to eat my own pubes and masturbate at the same time..... slowly

[gojirason]

ok dont wanna troll or anything but why is everyone posting up these funny ass shit, i mean this wasnt that bad, not the best though

[TheDenizUnal]

Hi I'm Doug Dopler and I look like I will be mocked in a South Park episode slowly....

[razorslice17]

I'm Doug Doppler and I masturbate to gay animal sex. . . Slowly.

[puckmaster35]

WOW I CAN TODALLY PLAY THAT!!!!

[CGLmusic]

Hi, I'[m Doug Doppler, and i am taking this video off youtube.. Very,, Very Slowly.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

Hi im Doug Dick Pirate and you will not believe how many people i had to blow in order to play with Satch on G3.

[Easleytee]

Where's the music Double D?

[SantaPillsBerry]

sequoia throne

[benjamermandav]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and when i went to prison for molesting children I got raped so hard that I actually shit my balls out my asshole.

[KnowZv]

I can play it :D

[bushidobonce]

Your quite right Doug I cant play that.

[Tuominen98]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and this is the newest shit of Dragonforce. Slowly

[goodygoody23]

The comments on this page were a lot funnier a few months ago

[benjamermandav]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and i still have a pick in my hand even though I'm only tapping in this video.

[337camo]

Hi I'm not Doug Doppler.

[PhysioProdigyMusic]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and I like to hold my asshole open really wide at the bottom of a cliff in hopes lemmings will jump off into me... slowly

[BloodHarvest21]

@PhysioProdigyMusic DUDE! you just made my Day!! lollllll

[blekidud]

Hi im doug doppler and i like to suck cock

[Arthurb06]

Hi I'm Doug "Dicksucker" Doppler, and I'm clearly a virgin

[xxguitardude93xx]

Hi I'm Doug the Dick Goblin and I'm here to say that all these comments are completely true about me!

[treybird5]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and I take books from the library and blow my load into the pages so they will be stuck together forever. Then I play this riff and pretend like I won something... but i never win..... except at the Las Vegas transvestite beauty pageant... slowly

[DJspin88988]

That was actually a decent pentatonic lick though

[TheExcelMachine]

@DJspin88988 Shut. The. Fuck. Up.



[DJspin88988]

@TheExcelMachine Eat one you bitch

[TheExcelMachine]

@DJspin88988 I'll eat your kids. After I make them watch this video a thousand times.

[1bol1]

Hi i'm doug doppler and i like to rape cats and shoot old people while drinking beer...slowly

[spudzdad1]

Oh I think that I can play that Sir.

[DenatoRocksTheWorld]

Who the hell is Doug Doppler Betcha, and why can't he play this?

[twst1]

excellent!!!!

[benjamermandav]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and I frequently put the head of my guitar as far up my asshole as I possibly can while I watch old reruns of Jersey shore and try to give myself a tan with my toaster.

[TEAMfngHD]

Hi, Im Dick Gobbler and i like to give my miniature elephant a polish fireball while lathering myself in the peniscream i collected from a leprechaun 3 months earlier......slowly

[ClutchTheMagnum]

@TEAMfngHD hahaha dick gobbler.. classic..

[Varithgar]

Hi I'm Doug Doppler and when I'm not on youtube checking th comments for things to kill time I'm actually doing them....... Slowly.

[obelisc1000]

How to watch this video:

1:Grab your guitar.

2:Watch the video.

3:Put down your guitar.

4:Realise youve just been molested via Betcha Can't Play This.

5:Make a comment mocking Doug Doppler.

6:The comment must include rapist jokes.

7:Finally post it and realise what you are reading...slowly

[benjamermandav]

@obelisc1000 Hi I'm doug Doppler and I know how to spell the word "Realize" when I'm trying to be funny.

[obelisc1000]

@benjamermandav Hi im Dough Doppler and i know how to place caps in a name. Also i like to be an ass and show people how good my grammar is...slowly

[benjamermandav]

@obelisc1000 "i know how to place caps in a name"... says the guy who didn't capitalize "I". or spell Doug Doppler right.

[obelisc1000]

@benjamermandav Hi im Dough Doupeler and i bet you can be more gremer nazi than that...slouwly

Hi. I'm Doug Doppler and when I'm not rubbing my son's balls, I like to load Gerbils into a potato cannon and take aim at my goatze sized sphincter.