Man leaves angry message for Jesus

[MrMentalflossed]

if there is one thing i am sure of ,.. god has a sense of humor,.. ohhhh yes he does,.. look how many poeple he tells to run for president ,.. love you god big thumbs up !

[xXTurdSandwitchXx]

Religion is mind control

[ChipArgyle]

Why make fun of Jesus and not Mohammed? Because when people make fun of Mohammed, misguided brainwashed Muslim zealots tend to get violent.

Why make fun of Jesus? Because as written, he has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself.

[pugfugly1989]

Why make fun of Jesus instead? Christians think Jesus is the Messiah, along with some other pretty stupid things, where as Muslims don't think Mohammad was the Messiah, he's just the first prophet, and even in the faith of Islam, they still believe in Jesus

[ndgambella]

man makes a good point though... i aint religous... but its so EASY to go after christians... try acting like muhammad and see if you have some realll balls

[friedie1jeff]

Did Jesus ever have to shit when he was on earth? Piss? Did he ever fart? Doesn't hardly seem right for a god.

[OtakuWulf]

@friedie1jeff Jesus is not a god and he never claimed to be. He spread the word of God, that's completely different from claiming to be one. Learn about what you speak of before you naysay it.

[friedie1jeff]

@OtakuWulf 2 Peter 1:1 “To those who have obtained like precious faith with us by the righteousness of our God and Savior Jesus Christ”  Isaiah 9:6 - For unto us a Child is born, Unto us a Son is given; And the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace." John 10:30-33: “‘I and the Father are one. '

[1RadicalOne]

I know that voice. He called into the Atheist Experience multiple times.

[MrDaZe5]

Can you really believe in a guy who was sitting in complete nothingness for trillions of google years that eventually decided to play sims and spore?

[gerry4ta]

@MrDaZe5 This is how a small mind reasons.

[MrDaZe5]

@gerry4ta My parents are very religious and so was i. And i know it's MUCH more than what i said. Every christian takes everything way to literally and doesn't understand metaphors, irony or sarcasm. I was being ironic. I know EVERYTHING about religion. I was very religious since i was 10 and now i'm 15. I actually started thinking about everything and realised that religion is nothing but a DELUSION. You call me small minded, fine. But know what you're talking about when you talk.

[gerry4ta]

@MrDaZe5 Now I understand. You are a child. You reason like a child. Once you have the benefit of years, you may come to understand how arrogant it is to denegrate our Creator. Be warned, this is a very dangerous time for you. You are setting the stage for losing your eternal soul by listening to others who are bitter because God doesn't do what they want Him to do. It doesn't work like that. You must learn to have faith. Do you think that's easy?

God bless.

[MrDaZe5]

@gerry4ta I KNEW you were gonna base EVERYTHING on my age. I always had doubts about religion and it was always fishy to me. But i thought that it was "the devil" attacking my thoughts. I looked over that and used common sense. I live with VERY religious people who are my PARENTS, and i STILL deny everything, day by day, more and more. The stupidity and delusion of religion is MASSIVE. It's not hard to tell. 500 characters is not enough to write everything i want to say.

[kuurina]

@MrDaZe5 Religion does not take place in the part of the brain that is used to think. It frames itself in a way that prevents it from being questioned. To question is to be immoral, according to them. Also, you should ignore gerry4ta. He obviously came here to troll people.

[MrDaZe5]

@kuurina At first, the MASSIVE ignorance that christians have was first funny to me, then it just became very frustrating.Hearing arguments like "Scientists say we have a brain but WE can't see it" can be pretty frustrating.I hope at least some christians will realise the delusion they're in, because while they spend they're HOLE LIFE looking forward to DEATH i'l be enjoying this one wonderful life that i have.I tried to minimize everything i wanted to say because of this stupid character limit.

[ricklicks42]

typical christian idiot! 

[Accessdenied89]

We can make fun of people who see ghosts. We can make fun of the people who see leprechauns. We can even make fun of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. But we can't make fun of Jesus? F**k you.

[bradMi80]

Thats how ignorant christans really are. Jebis never lived. Grow up.

[threecards333]

@bradMi80

He certainly did live, contempory historian mentioned him, to reject a historical jesus is to reject all of all of history( at least subject pertaining to roman history). The question is: what did he say and do with is a more crediable discussion

[LMFA0xx]

People say people can't prove Jesus is real, but can anyone prove he's not? I don't think so!

[bagman234]

@LMFA0xx ever hear of russel's teapot?

[TheHomelessCripple]

You can make fun of jesus and God all you want, they're obliged to forgive you.

[ROTFLxLAWL]

@TheHomelessCripple and we're obliged to send you to a mental hospital ;)

[xXGarretWCostaXx]

can someone send me send me a message telling me what that guy is saying? because I can't understand it

[danombun]

@xXGarretWCostaXx

[1BustedMyth]

So did ya call him back did ya??????

[ComedyJesus]

Indeed, Jesus called him back, but his wife said "he doesn't live here anymore."

[1BustedMyth]

What ! and no forwarding address!

[ORUPRANKSTAZ]

@ComedyJesus

He sounds like one of those redneck pricks who call Islam a "demon religion" (thank you, Rod Parsley) and who just want their "God" and their "family." (Thanks, God Warrior lady from Wife Swap).

[i2drunk2kill]

he's right in America christians are more pursacuted now than anyone but you cannot stop truth

[SubtleDemise]

@i2drunk2kill Wrong. We live in a theocracy. Too many lobbyists fighting for christian values to be made into laws. It's dangerous.

[holdenbane]

@i2drunk2kill how is it even possible for the majority group to be the most persecuted?

[dwayne4080]

this is Blasphemy!!

see you all in Hell!!

[holdenbane]

@dwayne4080 lol!

[TiesareHot]

ahaha, that's great. XD

[GameLikeThe80s]

trolling Atheists is like shooting fish in a barrel

ALL PRAISE TO GOD

[FuckReligiousPeople]

praise me child

[carbonation28]

if jesus was real, would he even care about us making fun of him? I would think hes above that lol

[GameLikeThe80s]

someone should read the bible before making ridiculous claims

[funincluded]

you ironic sob

[GameLikeThe80s]

in what way brother?

[funincluded]

Because the Bible is full of ridiculous claims

[flashoftruth]

yes, because it is the funniest and most terrifying 654 pages you will ever read.

[kikusdream]

@Game - Its full of murder and destruction do you think thats ok? A tiny example:

But if this charge is true (that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)

[EdColonThecomedian]

(CONT)

I don't believe is Santa Clause but If they found a large building @ the north pole with midget, reindeer, and a large fat man dressed in red frozen to death..

I'd start believing in Santa..or should I say the Late great Santa Clause

Can I get a moment of silence...

[EdColonThecomedian]

You should have called him back and informed him that it's ok to make fun of Jesus because we don't have proof he existed

What amazes me is the closest thing we have to evidence is that tomb that has gave boxes with every fucking member of his family in it - statistically that's almost impossible - I would say the possibility of proof but the Vatican wont acknowledge it... weird

cont in next comment

[gatorpower]

Eh. The phone call was not that angry. I got much worse working the lines at a video store.

[Miguell026]

so.. i answer..

religion? NO TY.. dont use that stuff anymore.. im clean now..

[tonypata]

So god has a split personality? He's the devil also? Makes about as much sense as the rest of that bullshit.

[OurTVproductions]

Is this secretly Dan Bialek? IF so, you're a fucking closet genius!

[MisterSister420]

@ TheVicarioustube (cont'd): If you read the Bible carefully it becomes apparent that there are actually TWO gods vying for power: There's the "real" God (the embodiment of all that's good/just) versus the Devil, who the Bible claims is "a man who is trying to be God" and who "doesn't care about anyone but himself". It seems that it's the imposter god (the Devil) who DECEIVES people into serving him instead of God by way of threats of terrible, ever-lasting punishment for disobedience.

[digitised]

Seriously you are wrong.

There is no God devil thing going on in the bible, satan in the OT was an angel nothing more. There was no hell and no entry to heaven for the righteous.

The new testament was inspired by zoroastrianism and greek mythology which both had forms of dualism (god having an arch enemy).

This was inspirational to those who read the OT who interpreted satan as a possible arch nemesis.

(cont)

[digitised]

These ideas fueled the minds of the septuagint and the men who wrote the gospels. They hijacked judaism falsely claiming christ was the messiah (despite failing to fulflill any significant prophecies) and forced into society a religion which was pro rome and blaming of the jewish pharisees.

This new covenant as they claimed, included an dichotomous afterlife scenario and claimed all men were born with sin which they can only rid of via soteriology.

(cont)

[digitised]

Only in the new testament does satan take on the form of a demon who has an agenda to oppose gods.

The falling of angels was a direct influence of the greek titanomachy, where zues claimed back heaven for the righteous and banished the wicked.

Satan turned from an angel to a nemesis, and god turned from a dictator to a loving god. A polarised dualistic view of the heavens was awkwardly confirmed and described more illustriously in revelations. However this invisible war is all myth.

[digitised]

The OT actually documents the political struggles of the israelites who abandoned polytheism to worship only yahweh. Until this time neolithic israel was religiously subservient to El and his wife Asherah, among there family of many gods.

This was a bloody and hate filled time where all old gods were discredited and cultures burnt to the ground in the name of Yahweh (El) the OT frequently mentions Baal, Asherah, Moloch and other 'false' gods which people are killed and invaded for worshipping.

[MisterSister420]

@ The Vicarioustube: Hello. I'd like to address some of your comments.

I, too, disagree with the "repentence to receive forgiveness for sins" dogma of Christianity because it's just TOO convenient for me to see how it can advance the cause of justice (to say nothing of "turning the other cheek" instead of the Old Testament law of "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth" - it's no surprise that I find many Christians to have behaved carelessly).

... continued in the next (above?) comment ...

[rangerman246]

thevicarioustube....go fuck yourself,jesus christ ftw!!!!

[rangerman246]

fail!!!!

[TheVicarioustube]

All religion is is insurance for people who are too primitive (in this case synonymous with too fucking stupid) to realize that there is no specific purpose to their lives until they CHOOSE one for THEMSELVES. I PRAY that I am alive when all religion (and ESPECIALLY christianity) is disproven.

To close, I think we all have to agree that you can't really blame the primitive folks out there.....

After all, ignorance is bliss, isn't it???

[TheVicarioustube]

proceed to murder her as well, and then break the child's neck after I forced him to witness what just happened to his parents, walk out with their 52' HDTV and STILL make it through the pearly whites simply for repenting? LMFAO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Once again, I'm not Einstein, and correct me if I'm wrong, but even if I KNEW there was a "God" and he allowed such activities, I would disown him so to speak. Fuck any God that allows repentance to overcome evil.

[TheVicarioustube]

I have been told by many "Christians" (I use quotations because in my experience the majority of people who profess to be Christians do not even attend church or pray) that all you have to do in order to make it to heaven is repent for your sins. I find this statement contradictory, yet I am hearing it more and more often. Apparently I could go break into a hard working firefighter's home, rip his teeth out and slit his throat (in front of his wife and child), proceed to beat and rape and

[TheVicarioustube]

Now, I never professed to overly intelligent (unless perhaps I was hammered but who isn't comparable to Einstein when they're drunk), but I'm pretty fuckin' sure Jonas hit the nail on the head. I agree with him 100%.

In response to macjoy's ignorant comments, I would like to ask him that if there really is a "higher power", and he/SHE is truly just, then why would "God" send atheists to hell simply for being open-minded and refusing to be sheep?

[justPLAINolEZ]

god damn it! where the god damn hell do you get off making fun of jebus you god damn sinner!!!!

blessed is he that walks with our lord, and savior jebus god damn it!

[luappmek23]

there is or was in fact a comedy about mohammed on you tube search "moo ham head" or "the birth of moo ham head" or "the acruement of mohammed" hope you can find it, let me know if you like it?

[JonasC22]

oooo the fundie scare tactics emerge eh....you ain't scaring anyone with your zealous bullying you prick, go have sex with your bible.

You have no evidence that a creator exists, you just assert it and threaten with eternal torture if no one believes, that's TERRORISM

[macyjoy12]

you are going to hell. can't wait till you figure that out. The bible is truth you bone head.

[JonasC22]

Ohhh no! not hell, noooo!

Your fear is old. Your book is about as true as the reptiod conspiracy.

"you are going to hell. can't wait till you figure that out."

- Let's analyze this statement shall we?

Not only do you think I deserve to be tortured forever, you WANT me to be. Just for not believing.

You have some sort of morbid fetish for wanting people to be tortured forever, because you are an evil, horrible hate filled person.

Shame on you.

[abrockkalypse]

thats just sadistical fantasys..

the would njy sm so much..

[Centaur67]

You may believe that you are having innocent fun. You may believe that The Creator does not exist and can mock him. It is your free will and all I can do is invite you to my channel to wake up to The Truth of what is going on.

You can wake up now or be shocked awake when you least expect it. The power and corruption of this World who controls most of its resources and knowledge is no joke! The time of Revelation is no joke! Are you and your family going to laugh all the way to the FEMA camps?

[thisguysajerk]

fuck off nutbag, you're mucking up the system.

[DivinelyGifted]

good comment. i'll give you a thumbs up

[sawer999]

I like surprises, although yes corruption is very real in his world if only we could get the rich people to help... The rich religious people.....

rich republicans......

[CaptChrisT]

When are we ever gonna get the second part to this??

[vivalaranter]

I'll make fun of Jesus and his faggot father Yahweh while I rape Mohammad from behind and beat Abraham to death. I AM GOD!

[laizboy]

how about Jesus was really a fag born to a whore!

[vivalaranter]

Preach it!

[ErnstHot]

Yay, fatwa envy...

[4me2cclearly]

To the caller, I would like to answer. Because it's funny as hell. Jesus and a jew walk into a bar. The ateist ducks. lol stick that in your pipe and smoke it:)

[pnpink248]

Stupid is, is Stupid does.......I expect that from a REDNECk! lmao

[geminigemini]

H

G O D A X

[WEERCK]

hes right

[imfreakingoutman]

...hes wrong.

[ramdillian]

lol

[paintthetwndead]

Religion was social brainwash, still is. It's the government's way of containing the public.

[danielzepeda66]

religion shouldn't be respected!!! is a disgrace for human dignity!!!

[worrierofgod4ever]

exactly. We need Jesus, not religion!!!

[bcraig5]

Fun fact: Christianity is a religion.

[mistercrazydudeful]

@danielzepeda66 LOL, It's not gonna get me mad buddy!

[internetdv8]

religion deserves to be laughed at, if you believe something without evidence your the one thats lost, not us!.

[worrierofgod4ever]

I agree. Religion sucks. God rocks! We need God, not this religion junk!

[bcraig5]

Um... Christianity is a religion smart guy.

[worrierofgod4ever]

bccraig5 - if you say that i might as well say evolution as well then. They got more faith than we do!! To believe we came from some monkey!! No wonder they act like monkeys!

[bcraig5]

Um, no. Evolution is a theory. A much better theory than man came from dirt and women came from ribs. Therefore you fail.

[jackm24111859]

@bcraig5 Evolution is not a theory anymore now that we have genetic testing its FACT

[gerry4ta]

@bcraig5 Ever heard of allegory, idiot.

[Kevlar1983]

woooooooow... if I could favorite text responses this would be my first one. Thank you brother for following Jesus' sermon on the mound and being a peacemaker my friend! GO GOD!

Fun times with christians...

[wizardofdark]

god sucks dick its an untrue lie.

i can go and get enough people to believe that a man killed himself in a car accident and wrote a book on how to live. and i bet you more than 50% of those people will read it

[Qweerguy]

Evolution has been scientifically proven.

[goblinfog]

Your retarded... give me proof that humans evolved from "monkeys" as they say.

[Qweerguy]

Proving Evolution:

The best way to do this is to examine the chromosomes. If you don't know what they are, please attend an 8th grade science class at a public school. Scientists have observed that the human chromosomes are approximately 95% alike with those of chimpanzees. As we examine animals that look less and lesser like a human being, we can observe that the chromosomes are not as alike as human-chimp.

PS. Read some Richard Dawkins's "Ancestor's Tale"

[goblinfog]

Close is only in horseshoes and hand grenades my friend. What you said doesn't prove anything. They are similar. It doesn't mean anything. Your saying GOD cannot create 2 things identical?

[4me2cclearly]

Well Goblinfrog, you just proved how stupid you really are. Go back to school, and this time listen a bit. You might learn something.

[4me2cclearly]

Goblinfog, if you are not smart enough to look it up yourself, then you are not smart enough to even understand the content if it bit you where the sun don't shine you moronice retard.

[goblinfog]

I am in school, Advanced Chemistry and Advanced Biology, and "evolution" has never been proven. There is always a missing link.

[mad848]

i bet your failing advanced bio then

[goblinfog]

prove that we evolved from apes.

[Gibsonway]

Read. Darwin.

[DevOverkill]

Didn't evolve from apes dip shit. If you were in advanced bio and were paying attention maybe you'd know that. Apes and us are cousins that share a common ancestor and they have in fact proven this after cracking the ape genome. They have pinpointed the exact spot where our chromosomes and apes' parted ways. GG asshole, you fail at life.

[stevekad1]

technically we are apes

[mollen19]

"I am in school, Advanced Chemistry and Advanced Biology, and "evolution" has never been proven. There is always a missing link. "

if you know just a little bit about science you would know that evolution has never been disproven and thats why the theory stands

you're showing your true colours by not studying the subject you argue on

[sawer999]

i am pro evolution but i open my mind evolution has never been proven and neither has god been dis proven although its a bit hard to disprove something hats not real in the future science will prove it but maybe after 2012 people will realize and smarten up

[macyjoy12]

yaya smarten up then go to hell with you. the bible is truth

[rylraven13]

Actually, evolution has, for the most part been proven, and if not- has way more evidence in support of it that that of god. First off...look at dogs...within generations we can form new breeds- that's evolution. Also, do some research on human chromosome number 2- the chromosome resulting in the fusion of one of the 24 ape pair leading to our 23 pairs. Also research human accelerated region 1 (HAR1)...it connects the genomes of many different animals including humans.

[rockgod91]

Failure right there. :P

[worrierofgod4ever]

jip!!! religion sucks brov! We need God mate. We need truth. Just like Jesus said to the religious folks: I AM the way, THE truth and THE life!!

[bcraig5]

re·li·gion (r-ljn)

n.

1.

a. Belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe.

b. A personal or institutionalized system grounded in such belief and worship.

2. The life or condition of a person in a religious order.

3. A set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader.

4. A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion.

[mistercrazydudeful]

@internetdv8 Trying to get Christians angry doesn't make me as a Christian angry it just gives me something funny to laugh at! :) Have a blessed day, and remember God loves you!

[mmmodafoca]

@mistercrazydudeful Seriously! fucking awesome. Here i spent my day checking out videos on youtube in which i may write to a theist that i disagree with their "faith or accepting something without any proff" and they just lose it! i am glad to see someone who admits he/she(i'm talking about you) is an idiot yet doesn't feel offended when being told so by someone who disagrees with her/his beliefs. Hope you have a great day. :)

[gerry4ta]

@mmmodafoca WTF is "proff"? Learn to type.

[SmileOnADog]

I've subscribed you. You rock, Jesus. I am glad to see you have a sense of humor.

P.S.

I'm gay. Is that all right?

[jamesbeyer]

Brother I lustfully look at women. That is a sin. Sin is sin. There is no degree to what is wrong. You are no more wrong than I am. I am not excusing your homosexuality, I am explaining that your sin no more wrong than that of a straight person. Accept Jesus and He will cleanse you have your sins.

[SmileOnADog]

Nah thanks for the invite though.

[Skirvin1]

lol, is jesus right for me?

[cboxgo]

No, Jesus is not right for you. No Jesus for you...

[St4yTru3]

well... fyi the bible has a verse where it can prove jesus was a homo-freak..... i will read to u now.... ahemmm.. its in correnthians 5:8 Reloaded.. "... and thy shlong toucheth my lips with a mighty smacketh, and i say unto thee, may i have another..." .... so yeaaaaa.. Jesus took a ride on the poopchute....lmao

[natebennett]

hahahahahha

[generaljwoo]

This was December, how long does it take to call this guy back and post it?

[AmarynxEsLaMuertex]

"don't make fun of sheezus"? that's what i heard. ugh leave it to someone from tucson to do that. everyone sucks here! bahahahaha (except me and a few others =])

[yankeaze]

he sounded drunk

[percusxn]

love the gong

[RonaldDumbsfeld]

The guy on the phone is right! We all fear reprisals from the Jizzlamic Jihadis. That's why we show respect for the pervert Muhammad (phew). Muhammad was probably the most successful epileptic pedophile in history. He slaughtered thousands of people, took thousands of others as slaves and married a six year old girl. Show him the respect he has earned.

AllahFUBAR!

[tcc450]

ok crazy....lol

[MatasakoScar]

We all know that Muhammed likes little girls who carry around teddy bears.

[AtheistCitizen]

teddy bears named Mohammed, that is.

[elperropatron]

just another fucktard for chist

[mavaddat]

You should seriously consider donating that answering machine to a museum.

[BigKahuna2006]

Keep up the great work, TC!!

Comedy Jesus rocks!!!!!!!

[healthyaddict]

Wow.... I gotta hear this...

[YellowNumberFive]

The only positive thing I can say for ignorant christianity (and these days, that's the bulk of it), is that it will provide entertainment in sound bites like that for us rational folk, right before these twats destroy civilzation. Or we could try speaking up before that....

[mjr256]

Oh, that's gold. That should totally go in the act.

[nethius]

Oh yea, waiting for response....

[grnmessiah]

POST the return call tomorrow, or the street corner evangelist GETS IT!!

[Shandy64]

Can't wait for the phonecall back!

Mohammed will always, always be a teddy bear in my eyes now.

[CousinoMacul]

I can't wait for this phone call.

"Sir, please hold on for Jesus Christ ... [for the purposes of divine judgment, this call may be recorded.]"

[BayerLexan]

So did you call him back?

[methinxaweezil]

God damn if that aint funny!

[Philosophobia]

Don't Mohammed and Jesus make out on the weekends?

[BayerLexan]

Only if they have free time after ensuring people are suffering enough.

[Wintermute01001]

@:)<----Mohammed. Happy now?

[spencersghost]

lol

[pornoopel]

oh no!..how dare you make fun of mohammed!..lol

[ILYIAB]

LOL! There's a thin line between Christianity and Islam and any other religion. Because they are all NUTS!

We want Comedy Muhammed too! Guest starring Ambraham the Village Idiot! Oh, yeah!

[TrueNorth15]

oh this should be good lol