The Night Jaromir Jagr Almost Killed Sean Avery

[troyjaxxon]

it would of been ---->awesome <----night:)

[killustrator]

Awesome! Dive!!! DIVEEE!!!!!

[FandesCanadiens]

We can see the referee giving a penalty for Jagr... I would give one to Avery for beeing such a asshole.

[D1g1talD3v1ant]

Wow, it takes some amazing skill to look like more of a pussy than Jagr.

[ryan02190]

@D1g1talD3v1ant youre kidding right

[ganster50cent]

What a dive by sean

[DCTheStudRs]

It's too bad that he didnt kill him. :(

[Sk1llz0rd]

did Sean get gold at the 2010 winter olympics ??

[fudgedragon9001]

made my day

[niumkhoiba]

:DDDDDDD ultra seans fail

[Fisherman4life21]

Sean avery is a synonym for actor and wuss.

[helioself100]

Avery is a queer. Hope his head gets smashed off.

[Bandito2299]

Avery sucks

[MinnHockeyBoy12]

The title made the man sound important, i wikapedia'd the guy, and anyone who plays for a team called the "conneticut whales" deserves to die.

[AllButTheGlory9802]

sean averys a faget!!!!!

[ericpryds]

damn how bad



[smonkan]

Who got the penalty? Saw the referee raising his arm

[eminemfrancis]

dive

[Loyalsean1]

sean avery has my first name :(

[ba77ar90]

hahahahahaha

[Scooter4105]

I hate the fact that he played on the Stars. Fuck you Sean Avery

[AColonDashSix]

Avery is probably the worst greaser in the league. He has a laundry list of BS moments

[chelseaallday1]

come on Czech knock the shit out of every one

[iruleyouall1]

lol, i saw the thumbnail of this vid in the related videos and immediately said "have to watch this"

[TheSpnOne]

today is 15.2.2012. !!!!!HAPPY BIRTHSDAY Jaromir!!!!!!

[24Maxime24]

8,000,000 views for a hockey video??

HI MOM

[chelseaallday1]

@24Maxime24 well if someone puts "almost killed" in the title the some one will obviously watch it... DAHHH

[tommyg320]

i wish he did kill him. and im a rangers fan. seriously. look at my profile pic

[ithmy]

Im emberessed as a Kings fan to had a player like that in our team! hope he never returnes!

[JFLHandCo]

Yea ..... No.

[PaulThePolymath]

LOL

[EmperorPiff]

and rugbys as$ by the way. neanderthall sport.

[EmperorPiff]

Jagr almost did everyone a favor

[garfieldonpepsi9]

Almost... sad face :(

[macintosh659]

Its a shame he didnt kill him

[GRaffsince1989]

dumb, play rugby bitchs

[mriley858]

I'm disappointed that piece of shit didn't break his neck, I mean honestly, who dosent hate that motherfucker...

[jmwalsh8888]

Funniest video eva haters dont hate

[6732monster]

loved this video lmao

[Fxpill]

Avery, Lapierre and Burrows. Wow Canada has an amazing diving team.

[asm683]

Ric Flair must be proud.

[martinodaniells1969]

Great clip:)

[SuperFierceDeityLink]

There dancing

[skullcruncher740]

fuck sean broduer should kick his ass

[Scooter4105]

That's typical Sean Avery. I fucking hate that piece of shit

[EnemaBulIdozer]

And this is what I call a dick covered in shit. Poop dick.

[weaver1928]

@EnemaBulIdozer very well put

[nels1jac]

This is really dumb

[kadoodle17]

LMFAO

[sanitymeltdown]

Jagr should've brought that "talent" to the Rangers then. He WAS pure talent. My home is NYC!

[TheCanadianDippers]

ahahhaa fuckin avery that man kills me XD

[tayllor2]

Hi I'm Brendan Shanahan, senior vice presedent of the NHL Department of Player Saftey and Hockey Operations. On October 30th, 2006 during a game between the Los Angeles Kings and the New York Rangers, Rangers forward Jaromir Jagr made light contact with Sean Avery. Upon viewing this footage, I have concluded that Sean Avery has a vagina.

[weaver1928]

@tayllor2 well mr shanahan you are correct

[sanitymeltdown]

Love Avery but that was a dive, Jagr go home!

[BaptistaMari]

@sanitymeltdown Avery is the dirtiest player in the league. He makes a game unworthy of my attention, that piece of shit. Jagr is pure talent <3 YOU go home, sweetheart.

[mapleleafs8155]

dive

[malm14]

wish he had killed him for real !

[tmaxxlover199]

drop and give me 20

[TheNJDevilsFan21]

If only, if only....

[evansportsguy52]

the comment below me is gay

[JFSMotherland]

DOLPHIN

[MrHattrick63]

Hate seeing him in a Kings jersey

[TheBrownieKinz]

such a good dive that he didnt go through the water :)

[MrJamesblack49]

we all want this light take moment and pass it on

[bisumify]

This isnt soccer



[TheShitass69]

avery sucks

[ssmosley]

"Take the fall. Act hurt. Get indigent" -Coach Bombay-

[sharktooth1959]

Soooooooo funny !

[iEdMiSoNi]

Perfect 10.

[BKellz92]

Nice dive, not even a splash

[obeymarc]

good.

[ScottEdwardRobitaile]

can you say dive?

[MrDwyer1231]

flopper

[az90239]

gotta hurt the nuts

[Lowrey87]

That guy can act better than Tom Hanks!!!!

[batbot99]

who let the soccer player onto the ice?

[PSNBloodraid]

@batbot99 Looks more like a Basketball player to me...

[TheExtrem007]

@batbot99 it's football :D you are americcane idiot :D

[IamZOMBIEkiller27]

@TheExtrem007 No.

[77HeIix]

@TheExtrem007 Shut up

[Shadowman0721]

@batbot99 faggot

[mitchellisg0d]

@batbot99 Do you honestly know how fucking annoying that is day in and day out people referencing soccer to pussies. Watch an actual soccer game, not any soccer team that gets paid. Those guys dive like douches. But watch college soccer and you'll realize that those jokes can't be made. Agree or disagree but Soccer and Hockey are the two most brutal sports naturally on the body. Sprinting for 90 minutes in intervals which accumulates to 6 miles a game is no pussy shit.

[bleed4m3]

@mitchellisg0d Rugby disagrees with you.

There are plenty of "brutal" sports. Hockey and soccer aren't at or even near the top of the list. However, soccer is strenuous, but not a contact sport. Hockey is a contact sport.

[mitchellisg0d]

@bleed4m3 Take a metal cleat to uncovered skin. Yes it is a contact sport. Hockey is actually one of the most brutally contacting sport.

[5k4terL4k3]

hahaha



[VasaFromChomutov]

A pak že JJ hraje čistě... =D

[MrIheartriseagainst]

Someone get this man on the US Olympic diving team.

[LetsGoFlyers2011]

@MrIheartriseagainst HA! he literally flopped like a fish out of water! whats with the title?

[iscaryou]

@MrIheartriseagainst sadly hes Canadian

[aviator147]

@MrIheartriseagainst He's Canadian....

[MrLolfish1]

yeah really close to death he almost chipped a nail :O

[Heitzy2013]

2012 - 2006 what isthe answer

[pgh2115]

HAHAHA that horny bastard.

[SerjTankian98]

People are so fucking retarded. I'll put this into terms most of you can understand.

DA DOOD, AVUWY, NO FAWL FRUM DA DOOD HEETING HIM, HE FAWL CUZ HE DAIVE

In non-remedial English, it means AVERY DOVE when he was hit (hence the music "I'm taking a dive"). The hospital picture was making fun of Avery, sarcastically, because he never hurt on the play yet acted like he got shot.

This is for the people who can't understand the video.

[golfmaniac007]

@SerjTankian98 i couldn't understand what you wrote. can you explain it again?

[SerjTankian98]

@golfmaniac007 Yes sir. It's all in this pamphlet I stole off some midget wearing a dress.

[MajikMittens]

IS HE OKAY??! lol

[Kelfron]

i cant believe this has so many dislikes, it's hilarious

[ChachaChapati]

The ref in the back puts his hand up...was it Jagr or Avery that was given the penalty?

[derekrau]

@ChachaChapati According to NHL.com's box score of that game, Avery received the penalty for Diving.

[Roxipooh26]

LOVE THE SONG =D

[boutinboy]

Avery is such a bitch.

[PaWLyS2win3ester]

"Takin' a dive 'cause you can't halt the slide

Floating downstream, I'm takin a dive" :D

[devilsrockhard1907]

im fine with this

[act440]

why did this have to be "almost "...

[Lorfmor]

HAHHAHAHAH looks like a fucking fish

[TheMoronWatchers]

why does it say islanders, i meant devils

[TheMoronWatchers]

This is why I cheer on the islanders. Thumbs up if you think sean avery is a piece of crap

[treeben12]

that is a freakin lie at the end!!

[DetroitRedWingsCLS]

Good. That brat deserved what he got.

[zombielife08]

Good

[slosky89]

As a kings fan it made me sad and laughter at the same time thank god he doesn't play here anymore its hockey not soccer

[IBTrollz]

He should be the captain of the fucking swim team!

[mrdarkhourse123]

he should play on the spanish national soccer team

[Saghabe]

song name ?

[BigDaddy687]

@Saghabe Livin' Thing - Electric Light Orchestra

[Ic3h0rnEt14]

@betterthanyou482 sadly no

nice channel name douchebag

what a diver

key word:almost

fuck my life

[ieatfilm]

its like watching the sharks in the playoffs

[betterthanyou482]

Did he died?

[DustySnipe80]

what a fucking dive lol

[gomeat27]

So close Jagr, so close.

[ghostmikeJDM]

shit like that deserve suspensions not good hard clean hits

[kadoodle17]

this was so pathetic and raunchy of a dive it made me crack up .. i mean i laughed my ass off avery got OWNED. ahahahaha

[leerey14]

this song makes me want to touch penis.

[rkelleyboy]

no even a hard hit

[ChiTownDoubleUp23]

@rkelleyboy Thats the point dude... wow youre dim

[gavinfleury]

he didnt almost kill him

[Hatrick2222]

Avery a little wuss

[scuba3steve3]

This was an absolute terrible video.

[sargentjmac]

at this point who hasnt destroyed sean avery?

[matthewshredder]

fuck Avery

[dexterreece]

OUCH

[MormonJew]

ha avery in the minors modeling in jamaica

[lukes740]

too bad he didnt kill him

[IrishLincoln]

looks like 2 minutes in the hole for that one

[directorman12]

..he shouldve finished that pussy off

[XmanUNITED4lifeX]

he got pushed and he tried to keep his balance you guys just wanna agree with everyone

[CAPITALcrazy88]

dive...

[pwnsyou82]

Who is Sean Avery? I was watching the Ref in the back...

[iTzMeDonnyB]

Check out my channel for NHL 12 vids.

[DjUmKuE]

6533 Avery fans

[notrickroll]

aha love the elo music

[FrankieTheoret]

misleading title......sean avery almost killed himself.

[RandomFin1]

Shame Jagr... You should do it proberly...

[overoath]

@RandomFin1 *properly

[phutt89]

avery is such a bitch, im waiting for him to kill someone with one of his famous cheap shots

[BOOMERBMW13]

why do people dislike this ?

[UncleMikeNJ]

@BOOMERBMW13 Because "almost" only counts in horseshoes. And hand grenades.

[paleblue498]

Great dive. The guy should be a soccer player....

[webpowwa]

@paleblue498 its only c. ronaldo who dives for no reason so fuck u

[Dougolai]

@webpowwa vast majority of soccer players dive. So fuck you.

[webpowwa]

@Dougolai Its Football not soccer u idiot, and its only c. ronaldo and all those shitty players that doesnt know what else to do

[Dougolai]

@webpowwa Football and Soccer are the same thing, there is no right or wrong, so stop being so narrow minded. And yes, C ronaldo dives and so do vast majority of others.

[Pawnbroker00]

@Dougolai lol, nothing narrow minded about it, every other country in the world calls it football

[Dougolai]

@Pawnbroker00 Lots of different countries have different words for the same thing...i really don't see what all the fuss is over football and soccer...

[miummium]

@Dougolai False football and soccer are not the same. check google picture nfl(national football league) you will see football and soccer are two different sport.

[TheWiZzArD1986]

@miummium im not a soccer fan but its got more chance of getting called football than NFL, which should be called throw ball

[dtbdaniel]

@paleblue498 lol true that

[letsgocaps8]

@paleblue498 I think you need to watch more soccer. Avery at least stood back up after going down, a true soccer player would never do that.

Soccer players make Crosby look like Chuck Norris.

[antimadridistaCZ]

@paleblue498 it's called football not soccer

[bybumzen]

Almost killed? haha he landed on his arm!

[ResQ198]

@bybumzen ...its a sarcastic title dude

[Lenie18ful]

autsch 

[Guyudunno]

He should be a swimmwer

[WalMartCompany]

Nice dive.

[joemac2743]

Avery is the biggest punk in sports history... little puke has no dignity whatsoever

[LaCaptainYo]

every time Sean Avery gets hit, an angel gets its wings

[XwonwonXgame]

JARIMOIR jagr suck for that hit

[ResQ198]

@XwonwonXgame nise speellings

[SPORTSGAMINGPRO15]

no you are

[TJ99881]

avery is the biggest bitch in the league

[SPORTSGAMINGPRO15]

id like to see you guys fight sean avery and get your big fat butt smashed and your face rearanged