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  • avery sux!!!!!!!

  • He dived

  • faggot

  • I SAW HIM YESTURDAY!! at the sting game

  • Sean got on the wrong type of water

  • vata Fak?

  • this is the weirdest looking flop ever

  • Lol this was such an obvious dive it's funny. (x

  • people don't undestand the sarcasm of this video? I'm losing my fate on mankind...

  • the worst word in this title is "almost".

  • You all are •**•**#* STUPID

    GET A LIFE WOMEN!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAH avery is such a faker

  • can you say...dive?

  • I THINK U OVER REACTIED ON THIS BUDDY

  • Dislike^

  • Jagr should be sent in jail for this. Hope Sean is ok.

  • Everybody that disliked this didn't understand the video?

  • guys watch my videos @hakeemfreestyle

  • what a drama queen

  • thats a fucking dive

  • avery is a pussy

  • The only complaint I have is that Jagr did not actually kill the little pustule......

  • The funniest thing about the video is the referee in the backround.

  • That was actually a super weak check.......... Dumb video but congrats on the 8 million + hits........

  • @ljjlander1 that's the whole idea, didn't you hear the background music? avery dove so bad to try and sell a call and it was a little nudge.

  • @TheWorkOver Hahaha right on :) How much have you gotten paid for this video so far? (If you dont mind my asking)

  • @ljjlander1 I think you missed the point by a mile.

  • Sean averys a pussy

  • @stlrockets11 nobody beats sidney crosdressing crosby

  • too bad he didnt...

  • hahahah that shit loooks funny

    

  • Obviously not a dive so we know what team the guy that made this video supports. Thanks for convincing me to get the fuck off youtube and do something productive though!

  • Sean averys a pussy

  • i'm a die hard devils fan. i love marty broduer. therefore i hate Sean Avery's guts. he finally got his sh*t handed to him. THREE CHEERS FOR JAROMIR

  • Avery is the Drogba of the Hockey world then?

  • @agkrondiras no. crosby is

  • @agkrondiras are you fuckin retarded? ronaldo is the worst diver...period. drogba is a fuckin warrior dipshit

  • checked by the czech.

  • I wish that bitch would have died.

  • JAGR IST CZECH IDIOT :

  • @ThimonAndros You are idiot

  • @ThimonAndros oh and what's the reason you canadian shit

  • he probably should have killed him

  • OUCH

  • it would of been ---->awesome <----night:)

  • Awesome! Dive!!! DIVEEE!!!!!

  • We can see the referee giving a penalty for Jagr... I would give one to Avery for beeing such a asshole.

  • @FandesCanadiens The referee actually gave one penalty to Avery for diving. I watched this game.

  • Wow, it takes some amazing skill to look like more of a pussy than Jagr.

  • @D1g1talD3v1ant youre kidding right

  • What a dive by sean

  • It's too bad that he didnt kill him. :(

  • did Sean get gold at the 2010 winter olympics ??

  • made my day

  • :DDDDDDD ultra seans fail

  • Sean avery is a synonym for actor and wuss.

    

  • Avery is a queer. Hope his head gets smashed off.

  • Avery sucks

  • The title made the man sound important, i wikapedia'd the guy, and anyone who plays for a team called the "conneticut whales" deserves to die.

  • sean averys a faget!!!!!

  • damn how bad

  • Who got the penalty? Saw the referee raising his arm

  • dive

  • sean avery has my first name :(

  • hahahahahaha

  • I hate the fact that he played on the Stars. Fuck you Sean Avery

  • Avery is probably the worst greaser in the league. He has a laundry list of BS moments

  • come on Czech knock the shit out of every one

  • lol, i saw the thumbnail of this vid in the related videos and immediately said "have to watch this"

  • today is 15.2.2012. !!!!!HAPPY BIRTHSDAY Jaromir!!!!!!

  • 8,000,000 views for a hockey video??

    HI MOM

  • @24Maxime24 well if someone puts "almost killed" in the title the some one will obviously watch it... DAHHH

  • i wish he did kill him. and im a rangers fan. seriously. look at my profile pic

  • Im emberessed as a Kings fan to had a player like that in our team! hope he never returnes!

  • Yea ..... No.

  • LOL

  • and rugbys as$ by the way. neanderthall sport.

  • Jagr almost did everyone a favor

  • Almost... sad face :(

  • Its a shame he didnt kill him

  • dumb, play rugby bitchs

  • I'm disappointed that piece of shit didn't break his neck, I mean honestly, who dosent hate that motherfucker...

  • Funniest video eva haters dont hate

  • loved this video lmao

  • Avery, Lapierre and Burrows. Wow Canada has an amazing diving team.

  • Ric Flair must be proud.

  • Great clip:)

  • There dancing

  • fuck sean broduer should kick his ass

  • That's typical Sean Avery. I fucking hate that piece of shit 

  • And this is what I call a dick covered in shit. Poop dick.

  • @EnemaBulIdozer very well put

  • This is really dumb

  • LMFAO

  • Jagr should've brought that "talent" to the Rangers then. He WAS pure talent. My home is NYC!

  • ahahhaa fuckin avery that man kills me XD

  • Hi I'm Brendan Shanahan, senior vice presedent of the NHL Department of Player Saftey and Hockey Operations. On October 30th, 2006 during a game between the Los Angeles Kings and the New York Rangers, Rangers forward Jaromir Jagr made light contact with Sean Avery. Upon viewing this footage, I have concluded that Sean Avery has a vagina.

  • @tayllor2 well mr shanahan you are correct

  • Love Avery but that was a dive, Jagr go home!

  • @sanitymeltdown Avery is the dirtiest player in the league. He makes a game unworthy of my attention, that piece of shit. Jagr is pure talent <3 YOU go home, sweetheart.

  • dive

  • wish he had killed him for real !

  • drop and give me 20

  • If only, if only....

  • the comment below me is gay

  • DOLPHIN

  • Hate seeing him in a Kings jersey

  • such a good dive that he didnt go through the water :)

  • we all want this light take moment and pass it on

  • This isnt soccer

  • avery sucks

  • "Take the fall. Act hurt. Get indigent"  -Coach Bombay-

  • Perfect 10.

  • Nice dive, not even a splash 

  • good.

  • can you say dive?

  • flopper

  • gotta hurt the nuts

  • That guy can act better than Tom Hanks!!!!

  • who let the soccer player onto the ice?

  • @batbot99 Looks more like a Basketball player to me...

  • @batbot99 it's football :D you are americcane idiot :D

  • @TheExtrem007 No.

  • @TheExtrem007 Shut up

  • @batbot99 faggot

  • @batbot99 Do you honestly know how fucking annoying that is day in and day out people referencing soccer to pussies. Watch an actual soccer game, not any soccer team that gets paid. Those guys dive like douches. But watch college soccer and you'll realize that those jokes can't be made. Agree or disagree but Soccer and Hockey are the two most brutal sports naturally on the body. Sprinting for 90 minutes in intervals which accumulates to 6 miles a game is no pussy shit.

  • @mitchellisg0d Rugby disagrees with you.

    There are plenty of "brutal" sports. Hockey and soccer aren't at or even near the top of the list. However, soccer is strenuous, but not a contact sport. Hockey is a contact sport.

  • @bleed4m3 Take a metal cleat to uncovered skin. Yes it is a contact sport. Hockey is actually one of the most brutally contacting sport.

  • hahaha

    

  • A pak že JJ hraje čistě... =D

  • Someone get this man on the US Olympic diving team.

  • @MrIheartriseagainst HA! he literally flopped like a fish out of water! whats with the title?

  • @MrIheartriseagainst sadly hes Canadian

  • @MrIheartriseagainst He's  Canadian....

  • yeah really close to death he almost chipped a nail :O

  • 2012 - 2006 what isthe answer

  • HAHAHA that horny bastard.

  • People are so fucking retarded. I'll put this into terms most of you can understand.

    DA DOOD, AVUWY, NO FAWL FRUM DA DOOD HEETING HIM, HE FAWL CUZ HE DAIVE

    In non-remedial English, it means AVERY DOVE when he was hit (hence the music "I'm taking a dive"). The hospital picture was making fun of Avery, sarcastically, because he never hurt on the play yet acted like he got shot.

    This is for the people who can't understand the video.

  • @SerjTankian98 i couldn't understand what you wrote. can you explain it again?

  • @golfmaniac007 Yes sir. It's all in this pamphlet I stole off some midget wearing a dress.

  • IS HE OKAY??! lol

  • i cant believe this has so many dislikes, it's hilarious

  • The ref in the back puts his hand up...was it Jagr or Avery that was given the penalty?

  • @ChachaChapati According to NHL.com's box score of that game, Avery received the penalty for Diving.

  • LOVE THE SONG =D

  • Avery is such a bitch.

  • "Takin' a dive 'cause you can't halt the slide

    Floating downstream, I'm takin a dive" :D

  • im fine with this

  • why did this have to be "almost "...

  • HAHHAHAHAH looks like a fucking fish

  • why does it say islanders, i meant devils

  • This is why I cheer on the islanders. Thumbs up if you think sean avery is a piece of crap

  • that is a freakin lie at the end!!

  • Good. That brat deserved what he got.

  • Good

  • As a kings fan it made me sad and laughter at the same time thank god he doesn't play here anymore its hockey not soccer

  • He should be the captain of the fucking swim team!

  • he should play on the spanish national soccer team

  • song name ?

  • @Saghabe Livin' Thing - Electric Light Orchestra

  • @betterthanyou482 sadly no

    nice channel name douchebag

    what a diver

    key word:almost

    fuck my life

  • its like watching the sharks in the playoffs

  • Did he died?

  • what a fucking dive lol

  • So close Jagr, so close.

  • shit like that deserve suspensions not good hard clean hits

  • this was so pathetic and raunchy of a dive it made me crack up .. i mean i laughed my ass off avery got OWNED. ahahahaha