CULT WARS III: Scientologists vs. Mormons vs. Xenu/Anonymous

[pichirisu]

"... and I'm a Mormon." I fucking hate that shit so much.

[ErikVaughnDillinger]

mods are sleeping

[ErikVaughnDillinger]

Da fuck...

[108deko]

hahahahahhaahha

[commerceskate]

mormons are gay dumb idiot fuckers, and scientologists are really cool asshole fucking child rapists. Xenu is a dumb bitch cock. fuck all these idiot headed retard freaks. JEWS ARE THE SHIT. mormons dont know the difference between a lamb's foot and a bottle of beetle juice.

[RainbowManification]

@commerceskate wait, what? 

[commerceskate]

@RainbowManification hahahah...wow i have no idea what was talking about when i wrote that comment 10 months ago, all i know is i just laughed my ass off. thank you for replying to it or else i would have long forgotten about that hahah wow...

[TheWatcher616]

I cant seem to find the first of these.

[mandirigma79]

WTF???!! F*cking hilarious!!!

Just one suggestion though you should make the Anonymous forces wear Guy Fawkes masks.

Awesome vid! 5/5

[myster1234]

I just made a "teaser trailer" for the "sequel" to this series: Xenu Wars. Heheheh. Thanks for the comments.

[justwannamakeluv]

It's a bonefied fact Mormons are nothing more than automatons of the lds church which stands for living dead spiritually or LDS

[MarcabianInvader2]

5th /i/nvasion fleet is here.

HAIL XENU

[goose1212343]

what did you make this with is it a game?

[myster1234]

operation flashpoint 1985 and tons of mods

[wrestle1965]

This is absolutely hysterical.

[SparkinSF]

Mormons. Kooky cult. All of them.

[letsgetthisoverwith]

Ok, this is brilliant but I've got to say I'm strongly for the anonymous movement and approve of their war against Scientology, but do NOT put us Mormons on the same league, you are aiming at the wrong enemy, if anything the target should be the self proclaimed Mormons who live in enclosed camps who are a deviation from our church and they are NOT Mormons, a cult who chose to live by the old ways. We, of the true Church of Latter day Saints, are NOT pedophile polygamists.

[andyrooney11]

Yeah but you still believe in stupid sh** and call yourself Christians and try to brainwash people into believing your stupidity at 7:00 AM in the morning when you INVADE OTHER PEOPLE'S PRIVACY. ALL YOU MORMONS STOP KNOCKING ON MY DOOR AND GO FU** YOURSELVES!!!

[letsgetthisoverwith]

No we don't, you confuse us for the extremists. That's the problem with our church, it was divided into 2 "factions" after the reforms started in Utah, the fanatics started their own church and left, only they named it the same as ours. It's been a legal battle behind the scenes for decades and we've still suffered due to extremist bullshit like polygamy.

[ScienceOverDogma]

Then stop pretending you follow Joseph Smith. Those that live in the camps follow Joseph and Brigham, the "mainstream" Mormon cult pretends to view Joseph Smith as a great man, but at every turn you despise these fundamentalists for doing EXACTLY as was preached by him. Hypocrite much?

[letsgetthisoverwith]

We don't pretend squat mate, and we don't follow Joseph Smith, we believe he was a prophet, we believe he was a great man but that's it. He was the first church leader. We follow God and Jesus and that's it.

[ScienceOverDogma]

"Follow the prophet, follow the prophet,follow the prophet, don't go astray."

Line from one of the most beloved Mormon hymns. You, sir, are a liar.

[letsgetthisoverwith]

No I'm not, we follow the prophet, the modern prophet and his teachings, we don't follow the old teachings due to them being outdated and unfitting with the world today. We revere Joseph smith as a great leader and founder of the church, but today we follow the prophet who does not have the same views as of those 200 years ago. Get your facts straight before pointing fingers, mate. I'd love to discuss this with you but we have to keep this civilized.

[myster1234]

who is the "modern" prophet you speak of? You say you follow the prophet who does not have the sme views as those 200 years ago? Joseph Smith was around in the 1800s so are you saying you don't follow teachings of Joseph Smith? Who is the "modern prophet" you refer to?

[ScienceOverDogma]

The Mormon church maintains, now, in 2008, that all of the doctrine, and all of the teachings from ALL prophets, were inspired by god. In the bible, it states that God is unchanging, ergo you do not worship the biblical god. Also, since I know Mormons are taught the bible was corrupted and is inaccurate, note that the church maintains the doctrine of polygamy and racism as "inspired words of god" (in 2008!!!!)

please learn your church's stance on these issues, before you post nonsense.

[ScienceOverDogma]

P.S.= I Admire you for wanting to discuss your faith in a civilized matter, most North American Mormons are not taught about Joseph's many wives, the treason he committed, the smuggled gun in Carthage jail, the printing press he ordered destroyed, the suppression of free speech, and the people he shot. Most will talk about "anti-mormon literature" and then run off really quick when anyone says anything that goes against what they were spoon-fed as children. So for that, thanks.

[mryellow123]

but..... he was a fraudster and not a great man by any stretch of the imagination..... a good fraudster evidently but that isn't a skill that would make one a "great man".

[letsgetthisoverwith]

Why a fraudster? I've read books upon books both within the religion and outside, attacking and defending J.S., and I've read about J.S. the thief, the wiccan, the satanist and all other conspiratory BS and whatnot but never a fraudster. It's a matter of fact, you're all scared of what you don't understand, there's a world of difference between us the real mormons and those hypocritical bastards Orthodox who dwell in villages raping kids and stealing stretches of land while making us look bad.

[mryellow123]

lol scientologists don't need moroms to make them look bad. Scientologists project evil all on their own.

[letsgetthisoverwith]

That I agree with... Oh wait... by fraudster were you talking about Joseph Smith, crazy farmer kid who dug up golden books and mormonism (yeah even I find that hard to believe, being a mormon myself) or the crazy science fiction guy who coocked up scientology? If it was the latter, well, I'm 100% with you on both! XD

[mryellow123]

Yeah it was a little that way, meant Joseph Smith but applies just as well to Hubbard.

Thing with Joseph Smith and the gold books is that the technique was exactly copied from ealier scams he was running. It's the exact same scam but just religion instead of money.

[letsgetthisoverwith]

Ask to be drawn of the missionary map than, mate! lol, go to the local church chapel and say you don't want missionaries at your door. It's easy.

[myster1234]

If you want to see who wins the battle between Mormons and Scientologists, watch the Cult Wars V (5 for those who don't know Roman numerals). Cult Wars VI is in 2 parts, about the Atheists vs. Satanists War.

[mryellow123]

Awesome, knew the OFP engine would make good machinima. You could script the camera movements, turn off the HUD and run post-filters over everything.

[hhubble]

I love this game can I be the Ogre? Oh and to the guy who said Mormon's are not a cult, hate to be the one that breaks it to you, all the other Christian denominations consider Mormons and Jehovah Witnesses a cult. Just ask them, they'll tell you. Ex end of the world predictions over and over and over again (one day those witnesses will get it right) and of course for you guys, the whole magic underwear, Native American's that came from Israel (99.4% according to DNA they came from Asia)

[Bzdi138]

although I don't agree w/mormonism, it's not dangerous like the CO$. Which game is this?

[darthspeaks]

Cullwich - where do you get your information? Do you have PROOF of this so called abuse? Are you even talking about the same CHURCH as mine? You are so ignorant that you are probably mistaking my church for the 'reorganized' LDS church who has no connection to ours what so ever.

Astonished at your lack of evidence and complete ignorance on the topic.

[darthspeaks]

Why are Mormons mentioned when they are not a cult? I am LDS (Mormon) and we are Christians. L Ron Hubbard said "there was no Christ". We say there is. You deserve 3 stars for this poorly made 'movie'.

[Cullwch]

You are an offshot of mainstream christianity, so you should get used to being labeled as a cult. I mean, really. If mainstream protestantism was a new thing in the 21th century, they would be labeled as a cult, and same for catholicism. It can't be helped, its a matter of time. Also, there were some damn steep things mormons done lately, like keeping young girls locked and forcing them to marry older men (umm 50 60 years old lol), hence the bad reputation.

[letsgetthisoverwith]

You seem to not really know wtf you're talking about. These pedophile bastards are NOT Mormons, they are a deviation from the mainstream Mormon society, a group of self righteous pricks who disbanded from the LDS church after polygamy was banned by out prophet and chose to continue the old ways and making the rest of us look bad, if you look close enough they're NOT Mormons and their church's name is NOT affiliated with LDS, but a sort of our evil cousins we pray to never show up in thanks gving

[xenos60]

very cool, thumbs up

[OTsuperduper]

At least you gave Anonymous laser rifles.

[myster1234]

i gave them alot more. there were so many weapons, vehicles, strange (hilarious) craft that i couldn't squeeze it all into the film. i had enough footage to make it an hour long but limit is 10min. doh.

[brabantisle]

Wow! Awesome. This pretty much shows what is going on in the spiritual realm. Good job. You get 154 exp. points. Keep it up.

[Anon032183]

what game is this from?

[xCapnCharliex]

yeah