Funniest scenes from BILLY MADISON

[bamatommy]

"Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it."

[SilverTsunami88]

Haha I love this movie and have this at my house!!!

[thebudgielover1198]

0:49 lol

[dkamm65]

Here's the full part including his dumb answer. /watch?v=3OEjNnLpejs

[PoweredHobbies]

That Veronica Vaughn is once fine piece of ass... you know one time me and her GOT IT ON!

[dievoid]

@PoweredHobbies no....no you didnt

[3rddecade]

I FOUND A BIT OF THE IDIOTIC ANSWER!!!

/watch?v=ba2VaalmijM&feature=r­elmfu

!!!!

[Mrjimmyk22]

the answer he gave was the story of the lost puppy the teacher read to him.

[TheSoccerangel321]

LOLS WOW!

[daefaron]

@Yuffie3982 Well, I've been listening to a lot of that shit lately... so I'm fine listening to more.

[gringolazlo]

someone do us all a favour and upload the answer to the question.

[joemojoemo1]

So funny. I love this sort of humour :) you know when someone does something totally out of the blue and over the top. Funny shit :)

[kingxofxsuede]

You forgot the other 88 minutes.

[chengda85]

what was the question billy had to answer and what was his answer? i can never find a video that shows that

[RP101140]

what song is playing in the beginning????

[summ3rorang3]

the speech is at this link, it has an annoying guy laughing but it's the only one i could find

watch?v=d738zOhy7Dk&feature=re­lated

[Chennaigirl123]

I want to see the speech! I remember actually trying to MAKE SENSE of what he was trying to say... big mistake, my head started hurting afterwards.

[timesente]

"A simple wrong would of done just fine but eh.."

LOL

[RyanTheStreets31]

oh gross!! did you see that guys balls?! Yeah..they were weird lookin'

[mrszefron14]

I'M CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Caitster19]

The best line from the movie is "It could be our milk".

[GeGeMus12]

how come there's absolutely no vid on YT on the answer to the question! its always the reaction!

[Brittonsp]

@GeGeMus12 Well. why don't you get the dvd and post it yourself?

[bittersweetcandy1]

@GeGeMus12 There is, although there's Spanish subtitles...

youtube.com/watch?v=d738zOhy7D­k&feature=related

[prestiethebestie]

@GeGeMus12 the answer doesnt make it funny

[netforce0]

i had sex with a tuna feesh

[MrBarderinho3000]

i want to know how many takes were necessaries for the 0:28 to 0:58

[angelforce001]

I want to know what did he say to deserve such a harsh response

[sysvjbjr]

@angelforce001

He was supposed to discuss sociological criticism based on the industrial revolution; instead he compared the industrial revolution to a children's book he read earlier in the movie

[angelforce001]

@sysvjbjr Then why were the people cheering?

[Hrhasky]

@angelforce001 Because it's a movie.

[WolfManManny]

He called the shit poop!

[interr28]

I'm guessing Billy got the wrong answer.

[Jsin10921]

a simple wrong woulda been fine

[sourcemodscripter]

its so funny when the guy says his speech to billy madison and its really funny how he looked serious! LMFAO

[7fire7ice7]

LOL What did he say the was so stupid?

[neonzlighteffect]

Fucking Hilarious.. And I LOVE your name! Go Bucks! :DD

[quiet451]

bizznezz ethigs

[Kartoonkid95]

May god have mercy on your soul.

[MarshFacev2]

@MermaidAbbey

I hate it enough when people decide to repeat something from a YouTube video we have just seen. I hate it even more when people like you can't even repeat it correctly.

[l3oneeeeeeeee]

@MarshFacev2 yeah dude i dont get why people dont keep you in mind when theyre making youtube comments

[MarshFacev2]

@l3oneeeeeeeee

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who gets annoyed by it.

[l3oneeeeeeeee]

@MarshFacev2 yeah dude youre right i get really pissed off when i see a youtube comment that doesnt live up to my standards

oh wait nobody does youre just a huge prick

[MarshFacev2]

@l3oneeeeeeeee

Why does it make me a "prick" because I get annoyed by stupid YouTube comments? Just because you put up with pointless comments, doesn't mean everybody else does. Most people would rather see someone make a joke etc rather than incorrectly repeating what we have just seen in the video.

[Weber7385]

@MarshFacev2 Or, you could add fuel to the fire and comment on said "stupid youtube comments?"

I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

[CadaverMutilatr]

What does he actually say?

[daefaron]

Is there any clip of what he said to get the insanely idiotic response?

[Alphabex8]

I choose ...Business Ethics

[SurpriseGuest1]

A classic ultimate Put down! They should make it into a sport!

[dodge69874]

OMG! That shit's hilarious. I so want to say that next time someone tells me something dumb.

[UhhhJaaa]

OMg.... I actually thought I got his speech, why would you skip it?? I want to see it so bad.

[linkinparksm123]

this is pretty much my favorite movie ever

[MrAngryAnimal]

I shit my pants laughing everytime i watch this and 25 people are now dumber

[SexyYfronts]

@MrAngryAnimal you must be really intelligent

[JoHnS0123]

That guy on 0:30 Made 25 accounts and dislike this video.

[Korobar]

@JoHnS0123  That Guy on 0:30 is just awesome.

[Crazybenjiwoo]

this is what i think when i look at the internet !

[CVcivilrights]

"oh billie billie boy when will you find what ever it is your looking for?"

"heres a nice peice of SHIT!"

[jewonabike12]

the best line is "aiiiigt boys night out"

but there are so many good lines

[EliraSTAR1]

25 people are insanely idiotic 

[kevin13261]

"a simple wrong would have done it"

[bravesman1983]

Ohio State blows.

[binder673]

" Ok a simple wrong would have done just fine, but ahh" :D

[RabidLarmer]

Are there only two funny moments in the film?

[flskim906]

Thank god I called THAT guy.

[3hittermages]

lmfaoo he went into flamesss

[DJEstio]

O'Doyle rules!! -__-

[spk9grsch]

ANYBODY KNOW THE SONG AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS CLIP AND IT IS ALSO AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE!!!????????????

[TheTornadoProduction]

It looks like recorded from TV screen. If it is, it is well done, because every other video that records from screen looks like shit.

[theyoungone10]

And may God have mercy on your soul...

[XVXDgenerationXVX]

" ok a simply wrong would of been just fine..."

LMAO x10000000000

[daCuzzyy]

fuck osu.

[LuvableDork]

@daCuzzyy OSU?

[urultimatemaster]

Can you post the one where is shows billys favorite room when he opened the door and sex moans? Lol i can see why he likes it and also the one when he drew the picture and it said Do me Billy.

[ForrestGump716]

i want someone to post the part when hes in 3rd grade and hes like "wow first and second grade were easy, social studies division blah blah blah" and the kids face is hysterical

[MichaelKlump]

I see a lot of these clips on YouTube, but I can't ever find what Billy Madison actually said BEFORE this. What does he say?

[Spong399]

@MichaelKlump I was looking for the same thing! Tell me if you find anything.

[onshrooms420]

@MichaelKlump The question was to cite references from literature that show change in society, and Billy told the story of some children's book he heard in 1st grade.

[MichaelKlump]

@onshrooms420

Oh. You mean like how The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn reflected the heated post-Civil War race politics of the 19th century and how Finn's childlike innocence reflected the morality of man that was lacking in white males of that era and held up it's primary viewers as a reverse mirror upon the society of the time in which the actions of the common white man where reflected as wrong, although common actions of society's majority? Was it something like that?

[onshrooms420]

@MichaelKlump sure....

[agwideout19]

@MichaelKlump i don't know exactly what it was but he compared the industrial revolution to the book "the puppy who lost its way" which was read to him in kindergarten

[zrchrn]

@MichaelKlump

the here is what he said: just delete the spaces and post it in your browser.

cswap. com /1995/Billy_Madison/cap/en/25f­ps/a/01_18

[KodierungHerz]

what did he just said????

[nickdgs75]

a simple wrong would have been fine

[itedino]

The one who comment striaght away portray his Dumb Expression having listen to his video. wahaha. And good Madison, the way you reply is really an idiot. U devil :D

[marrllly]

I award you no points...and may God have mercy on your soul

[dabomb1111]

OWNED ROFL

[addr135]

O.K... A simple wrong would do just fine, but...

[themindfreak08]

what is the name of music in the beginning?

[utsavman47]

I loled my head off seeing that fire part !

[wideyon5]

ahh man.. how about "If anyone cheats.. especially im my wife, im just going to snap"

[MacBoy4]

24 thumbs up, huh? All right! I still laugh my butt off...

[ilovemusicandacting]

and may god have mercy on your soul......

Lol hahahaha

[hybridx111]

Mr. Madison, what you just said... Is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent, response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

LMFAO.

[afghanmissy]

"and may god have mercy on your soul"

lmao soo extreme

[RXdash78]

So what answer did he give?

[ARobb5]

@RXdash78 He said that the Industrial Revolution was much like a story he read, called "The Puppy That Lost It's Way", if I remember correctly.

[Inf1nityPlus1]

a simple "wrong" would have done just fine...

[MyKOLOB]

everybody is now dummer lol

[SC4298598568]

@MyKOLOB Oh, I see what you just did there

[itlax18]

KNIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!!!!!!

[zimmmm1]

if i ever become a teacher i will use this quote SOOO FUNNY

[Deathcat09]

one of my teachers recorded it and used it several times

[imholly123]

i love when hes laughing at eric cuz hes on fire. >33333

[circa300]

0:27 to 1:09 is so fucking funny!

[SpeakingOfWrestling]

Pretty skilled to remember that entire line and say it with character :)

[pieries]

"and my god have mercy on your soul"....the best line in the movie

[xGreenThunder]

@pieries Don't you mean "may god"?

[pieries]

@xGreenThunder thanks for the correcting GRAMMAR POLICE ;)

[xGreenThunder]

@pieries Yeah... sounds fair.

[SpikyAd]

god that was funny

[minion6500]

a simple wrong would have done just fine lol

[MacBoy4]

"Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

Every time I hear that guy say that, while seeing his face, I fucking fall into a laughing coma.

[Faithless863]

best comment in best line ever

[jazza279]

ok a simple rong would have gone just fine

[TCMfan2kii10]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY! - "Billy Madison"

[computerzrul1997]

@ carpetsnake- This movie didn't even come out till 1995! (LOL)

[carpetsnake]

hence why i said "travel back to 1983"

>.> lol

[jafrocubic]

@carpetsnake No bullshit, your comment has to be one of the funniest things that I have ever read. I laughed so hard the first time I read it that I was crying. Basically lost control of my motor functions. Everyone in the internet cafe stopped and looked at me like I was insane. I want to thank you for giving me the best laugh I've had in years and curing a truly bad hangover in the process.

[computerzrul1997]

This is gonna be on ABC Family tommorow night @ 8/7c!

[Keenen420]

dude? did you see that guys balls? YEAH, THEY WERE WEIRD LOOKIN lmao

[computerzrul1997]

0:10 EPIC FAIL!

[Luhr711]

lol carpetsnake

[daPInKPaNTh3r]

That is the single greatest comment I have ever read on youtube.

[brayker]

rofl

[ballsacman]

that's how i feel in calculus everyday...

[OrcaLover140]

Best movie ever made!

[ptwillis727]

idk how the hell he kept a straight face haha

[TwistedxL3G3ND]

88000th view

[0100110101001011]

what the hell did he say

[kornzxc]

one of the best movies ever made lmao

[Katy134]

"And may God have mercy on your soul." ROFLOL!

[JOSHVALENCIC]

Billy Madison is probably the movie with the best "HIT scenes " IN THE WORLD

[Y0uEnj0yMyself]

The 2nd party is the funniest scene imo but there are tons of good scenes in this movie

[DragomirJtac]

ok a simple wrong would have done just fine but uhh..

[capthamburg]

"Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listen to it" haha

[ss4goku69]

theres way funnier parts than these

[saxandbaritone]

"And may God have mercy on your soul." Lmao!!!

[CainmosniMirrored]

Hey, kids it's me

i bet you thought that i was dead

but when i fell over

i just broke my leg

and got a hemorrhage in my head

[cmsasuke17]

(happy gilmore scene)

clown:HAHAHAHA!

sandler: YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!

(whacks your nose off)

[boboleni11]

i think the funniest part is when the teacher is like who wud eat 30 bagged lunchs then then the old granma says ill tell u who it was it was that damn sasquash

[alexkaras1508]

my favorite part is when billy just goes into the 3rd grade and is like "i thought second grade was hard but social studies,division this is gonna be tuff" and then that kids giving him that funny lookin face hahahahaha

[Misstwilightchat]

everyone is the is room is now dumber i award u no points and have god have mercy on ur on ur soul ok a simple wrong would have been just fine hahahaha

[ender003]

What the hell happened to your comment?

[xburnsmyheartx]

can somone plz tell me who is the guy is at 0:28-end

[despo108]

That's James Downey, longtime staff writer for Saturday Night Live...(and one of the show's best, along with Robert Smigel).

[chaser678]

Yes, I will go back to school, And achieve victory, No man will take what my father has built Unless that man is me! [Veronica] My Billy, sweet Billy boy, I knew you would go back, No one can stop you if you try, Don't I have a nice rack? [Billy] Veronica, I thank you, For beating the shit out of me. I see things so clearly now, I choose my destiny!

[VidarTheSilent]

at 0:28 is the best damn thing I have ever heard.

[Fecuity]

what was up with guy on fire?

[IronHarper]

"She learned the hard way"? Eh? Hardly.

[tygersflowerz]

Hehe.. after we were done with her? I think so. ;-)

[tygersflowerz]

Once in a great while it's just fun to own somebody like that... cowards who like to "post and run." It was pretty funny when she was screaming (in caps) we were crazy. lmao!

[bassplayer18a7x]

this is the best line in the movie IMO, its so funny.

[imnotbobnorly]

ur kinda retarded eh?

[tygersflowerz]

Did I hit a nerve with you? ;-)

[journeymanX]

i liked the old sandler films like billy madison and happy gillmore

[chappo181]

No i will not make out with you in the middle of class

[ASPx360]

he called the shit poop

[CourtneyElizz]

funniest part for me was when the kid was stuttering and he said t-t-t-t-today junior

[robertbaldie7]

What about these two scenes:

"There will be no cheating, especially on my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp"

and

"Have some more shloppy joes, I made 'em extra shloppy for ya"

"Lady your scaring us"

LMAO! I dunno they're just two scenes I always laugh at.

[Theguyof93]

LOL " A simple wrong would have been fine"

[latinofutbol123]

"ok, a simple wrong would've been just fine but..."

lmfao

[JohnsySHR]

i love the "may god have mercy on your soul" it's delivered with such passion,  genius!

[bethkins1287]

I love how everyone is so big and tough on youtube comments, but I bet if they faced each other person to person they wouldn't have the nuts to say what they say on here.

I feel like the internet is either saving the world, or destroying it.

It's a toughy.

[dancejilly519]

can someone post the 'no i will not make out with you!!" part? thanks!!

[wowlovely4]

my favourite bit is when billy's dad is like, "oh billy, billy boy, when will you find what you're looking for." then the scene changes and it's billy and he's like "here's a nice piece of shit." bahaha love it.

i wish someone would post that :(

[GoOhioStateBuckeyes]

I'll see what I can do!

[narezul]

Billy Madison Prt. 1

[GoOhioStateBuckeyes]

My favorite is definitely from 0:09 to :16

[christiannolte38]

A simple wrong would have bein fine

[KillzoneO91]

I'm using the response to Billy in one of my quiz games. Thank you so much!

[goody2shoes003]

that veronica von is one peice of ace!