Tokyo McBreakfast 東京の朝ごはん

[AndySan]

Over five years later, this is still my favorite TokyoCooney video!!

[samuelxii]

so good, if you are still doing stand up I would come see you whilst in tokyo this summer.

[ichi6miki]

This shit an't true. so outcome is unfunny.

[Gettinghitonattheban]

I don't trust what McDonalds put in their nuggets. I can't imagine what's their hotdog. By the way, how's the Ska in Japan?

[PhasmatisApparatus]

Wow, this is hilarious. XD

[GOin4jaPAN1]

lol! u r helarious

[StatuesBleedingGreen]

Hilarious!! This belongs on comedy central

[tophearthgrl]

if it was america he'd be speaking fucking spanish! XD

[MariaChan1024]

lmao! my chest hurts! xD

[TeddyBearWithSexHair]

xD Thats great man!

[lilstu20]

Whoa!! Is This Before "Life In Tokyo" Vids? It Seems Like It.... With the date added being mid '06.

[TehKazangsta]

lol man you really have talent seriously^^ 5stars, made me laugh^^

[yourallondrugs]

Haha, this is great.

[Hitsulikeapunch]

LOLAHAAGAGAWTFBBQ

Best line " If they were american they would be speaking fucking spanish!!"

[missclaws619]

OMG I totally understand your McDonald's problems in this country! I made the mistake of saying "Happy Meal" XD I also got used to fries being called "fried potatoes" so I always say the opposite one no matter which restaurant I'm in. It was really strange when I found the most incommunicable McD's employee in Tokyo (of all places) the ones out in nowhere can understand me better (with or without my funky katakana pronunciation) :P I love this place!

[aggimontana]

frankburger ^^

[dungeonmaster16]

man this is funny im diffently gonna subscribe to you.

[bioxwarrior]

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[krowii]

FRANK BURGER!! Hahaha...oh Cooney. Its so true.

[Graehaus]

Great standup.  hotdogs at mcD's. weirdness.

[kairosan]

funny

[UltraBardex]

awesome !!!

[lildreamertina]

Okay so I watched this when it first came out. and I just want to say that One. it is one of your most awesome up loaded videos just because it was uploaded on my birthday. and Two, Your just like... idk awesome! I have been with you for 3 years i belive, Love your videos and hope you read this! For my birthday could you dress up in some kind of Hello kitty and do a dance for me? May 31st! I will be watching! Tina May

[tokyocooney]

Ill see what I can do. No promises though :)

[lildreamertina]

Yeah! Cooney rocks!

[mastertangenator]

this is sooo funny =D

[KazeNorite]

bravo, absolutely amazing! :D i want to see a real show of you now...

[btbamfan20]

Bravoo!!

[pyrix]

Kevin, please, do more of these, you really should do your stand-up comedy videos more.

[innpressTV]

at Macdonald in Japan

READ MENU BEFORE ORDER

THEN SPEAK JAPANESE

Japanese staff think you as stupid foreigner cant speak Japanese

just only

[innpressTV]

Because fuckin english is not HUMAN language you speak.

Only one human language is Japanese.

This is Okay? GAY!

[sc0ttGu]

yes it is... thats why u dont get it. u make some stupid statments, do you read your comments before you post them?

[innpressTV]

sc0ttGu

stop leaving stupid comments　....

[sc0ttGu]

stop leaving abusive comments for no reason.

[rphinks]

are you Japanese? This is American comedy. google it.

[jas03000]

lettuce on a hotdog? rather eat fetus filled

dumplings.

[blueravenfire]

frankburger! lol XD hilarious i like to know where i can get one of those at my mcdonalds

[mattejpita]

hahaha very good!

Bye from Italy, Cooney!

[phongbong]

wow! put more up, you do a good performance!

[jtwon315]

hahahaa

[chibixaileen]

oh my gosh i'd love to see you live in tokyo one day. i'd be like "hey, its that guy from youtube!" XD

[fullmetalfunk]

Ska and heavy metal versions of the Pink Panther...awesome.

[kirkwood1991]

mediocre

[bugsy1491]

more 'victim of cultural differences' comedy please (when i go to Japan i will pay to see you)

[UncoProductions]

That was AWESOME XPPP

p.s.

Meekakitty sent me XD

[poptya]

seriously what remix of the pink panther is that at the end, it rocked. Also, I spit water on my screen at "Frankburger"

[Roxas80]

damn I love those reenactments

[heeh2]

their roads are so small lol

[TokenizerReserved]

Frankuberger, pleeeease!

LOL, I wonder if that's what they call hotdogs all over Japan?

[eatandtravel]

Go home white boy.

[frozenbean]

I don't know why, but the thing that makes me laugh the most is the bit at the beginning about it being 8 in the morning, and you're shaking and pissed off, your mouth is dry and you want some breakfast.

Truer words have never been spoken.

[FatesWishes]

LOL!!

Thats hilarious!

and i like the speed Pink Panther in the end :D

[6663000]

they dont have hot dogs in the McDonalds in Canada i dint think

[cz8797]

Hahaha, man you've got some talent!

[kawagyoe58]

I'm japanese .your comedy was so funny^^and I think so ture that

i wanna watch your comedy!!

[oklahormoan]

they say to avoid the peanut butter and hot dogs in japan at all cost. along with mexican food. you should make a video on where to find good dogs, burgers, and pizza (the american kind, without squid and mayonaise, like i've heard so many people talk about.) you've covered burgers pretty well, but it's important to know about tokyo pizza.

[tedescucci]

So funny... so true...

[jokobie]

Franku Burger, Ha ha...OMG I'm crying from laughing so freakin hard

[subarashiidesune]

sumimasen hotodogu onegaishimasu!! hahahaha

[xlookingxglassxeyesx]

That has to be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. :D

[gremlin8487]

Absolutely hilarious, hope you post more of your stand up in the future!

[Fonzi79]

I love this guy!

[NORMANTHEWHITE]

no hotdogs for breakfast

[kevin7209]

That was great!!!! Five Stars

[kurisurokku]

That was a killer bit. Nice work. I love the !?!? on the girls head.

[rrddhh]

Haha, that was great!

[eatandtravel]

It must be some loser expat thing. I don't get it.

[RMWill]

Yeah obviously not。

That was hilarious

[nnubiletus]

i don't either. it's just not funny.

[LiveToby]

hahaha thats the funniest standup in a long time! thx for the laughs! :D

[AndySan]

Frankburger? lulz!!1

[mohsen789]

loooooooooool

[xgrimmx]

HAHAHAHA, next time i go to Japan im getting me a frankburger XD

[Daycomb]

Im laughing my pants of!!

[ice1lord]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah hot dog hahaha

[oshiochan]

that was soo funny coony , i would like to attend some of your stand ups some day.

keep those videos coming

[Joskun]

Omg this was so hilarious.

I'm so hyped up to go back studying Japanese.

Please keep those vids coming!

[coolstuff2003ad]

O_o; ?  your ..c-comedy??

[d2o5]

i loved it you are very good

[coolstuff2003ad]

Funny thing is, the Japanese will laugh a anything, even if it's not funny XD

[coolstuff2003ad]

Funny thing is, the Japanese will laugh a anything, even if it's not funny XD

[Lizzarazo]

what a terrible to say its like saying they have no class

[zombieszombiesz]

hah I wonder how they picked out frankoburger for the name... I always assumed frankfurter was a less common name for hot dogs especially when referred to in English...

[FgFlipper]

google translation from sidebar: Tokyo foreigners living in a comedy. FUTSU I do! I want to eat rice.

is that right?

[geirbend]

"The comedy of a foreigner living in Tokyo. Hangover(I have a hangover[?]). However, I want to eat (a meal/rice.)"

Something like that.

[mikezx2]

Awesome! your so different on stage :D

[APOKALYPSE34]

thats great lol

[hidetomy]

うわ。。つまんねー

boring and annoying

[raburabusendai]

XD Nice.

I had this happen to me while I was living there. You walk up, speak Japanese and they freak out! Hahaha Oh good times. Good times.

[psayre33]

The first time I had to transit Narita Int. I made the mistake of getting a Hotdog. As I know zero Nihongo...I simply pointed and asked in English to the large, plastic, rather dildoish hotdog residing in the display case. I'm still not sure what it was made of, but it was neither "hot" nor "dog", but it taught me to appreciate Japanese beer even more than I do as I washed it down.

[greenday041605]

That was funny as hell. Especially the Spanish part. I can't believe he spoke English to the kitchen and he spoke Japanese to you. Lol. That's funny.

Everyone wants to come to America so badly, they're gonna have to learn Spanish. Now, who wants to have to learn two languages to go to a country. Not me. Sorry for the ranting. ^^

[Crzeimasha]

u dont need to know spanish to come to america what are you saying xD

[greenday041605]

I live in Kissimmee Florida. Yeah, there a lot of people that don't want to speak English here. It's bad.

[Crzeimasha]

Ive been to 3 diffrent states, and lived in 2 of them and everyone speaks english their. Spanish too, but most likely foreigns will talk to the egnlish speaking people.

[greenday041605]

Come live where I live for a little and then get back to me.

[Crzeimasha]

y? you said you need to speak spanish to come to America, not just your state. Maybe your state does, but that doesnt mean all of America is the same.

[greenday041605]

No, not the whole country. But, it's pretty sad when people in Japan no more and better English than the people in Kissimmee, FL. That's what I'm trying to say. So, yeah. That's bad.

[73l3v3n]

I lived in Kissimmee, it's not that bad.

[importedmegami]

LOL, this was good.

[twijnstra]

brilliant - so true!

[CuriousCuriosity]

ROFL!

[pf91rodman]

lol frank burger

[yoyodojo3]

I really enjoy his Vlogs, but I don't find his standup all that funny, and yet I enjoy good comedy. He tries too hard to be funny. His frustration comes through in his routines, but the psychotic outbursts are a little too hard to swallow.

[BlueangelM]

thats what makes him funny.. just like dane cook.. he has wild outbursts.. and hes my favorite comedian.. so BIG THUMBS UP TO CRAZY OUTBURTS WOO haha ^_^

[yoyodojo3]

To each his own, I suppose. Like I say, I love his vlogs, but I don't like his stand-up. Its like I'm watching two different personalities--one for vlogs and one for stand-up. You're entitled to your opinion, I just think you're wrong.

[BlueangelM]

Opinions cant be wrong.. thier opinions! >.>

[migget159]

someday when i get to japan i have to see your comedy shows. its fucking hilarious!

[the6thmonkey]

bwhahahahhahahahhahahhahaahhah­ahahah I knew they would call it something stupid. I study Japanese and if I see something in katakana I usually have to spend 5min wondering what the fuck English word they are attempting to sound out.

[BokShilBokShil]

LOL

[FushigidaneRocks]

That was so funny, my chest started to hurt from the laughing. D=

[SaraSohma7]

XD frankburger......thats new for me

[Nikoru2243]

Subscribed :)

[robochrish]

lol FANTASTIC. Consider yourself subscribed to!

[atomicboyx]

awsome!

[xXoOfallenangelOoXx]

very funy, if your still making stan-up in one year ima go see you (im going in japan in 11 months!!!!!uber study!!)

[AndySan]

ohh...frankubagar?

I nearly pissed myself when I heard that!!!1

[Kyoukaraoni]

Lol very nice man :P defiantly going to check out some of your other videos. v(^.^)v

[takagifan]

ROFL - definitely want to make it to Japan to visit someday, and when I do, we'll catch your show. Arigato!

[Marii26]

yeah, pointing seems to work very well when you want something. XD

[broans]

Ah yes, the trouble of Japanese not understanding Gaijin. I asked for a Kitokato makufurare (Kitkat McFlurry) the other day, and she just looked at me like, "Huh?" Finally she repeated it, and then was like, "Oh! Kito katto makufurure?" Oy.

[djtko19]

Interestingly funny.

[creations10]

Excellent, been there done that. Doing it this week. I'll probably have to study to figure out what is the hamburger of the month at Maconoldadodo. Hambaga-teriyaki?

[rgauna]

funny shit man, love the fact you have that bungle style pink panther song on there.

[angelusofdeath]

jaja sad but true

man, whos makint the cover of the song @ the end?

sounds nice

[tokyocooney]

The version I have of its says "The Skatelites" But it certainly cant be the original jamaican band. So Im really not sure.

[hayatotheninja]

I think it's Hi-Standard's cover at the end of their record Angry Fist.

[gregsdaone]

You hit that scenario right on the head. Do you have more video your comedy. You have stated that you did not no the language at all when you first went there?

Did you teach english at first full time? I tried to get a job there teaching english, they wanted to send me to Korea! Not me. Keep up the good work.

[pseudopunk25]

ohhh, Furankubaga? hilarious

[coolboylulu]

interesting!!

[Daigo787]

Bloody hilarious. Are there seriously comedy clubs that are dedicated to English stand up? I'll have to go if I can ever actually go to Japan.

[11111110]

Is the audience Japanese or foriegners? I wonder...

[tokyocooney]

Its about 60% foreign and 40% Japanese by my guess. But of course varies from night to night, venue to venue. The tricky part is actually that the foreigners are from different countries with different comedy styles.

[11111110]

I see. Do you ever have to alter your material depending on the audience? It must be difficult to come up with and consider what foreigners find funny, along with what the Japanese find funny. But it looks like you knocked em dead anyway.

[tokyocooney]

No... basically if the audience doesn't get it I just go ahead and bomb. I've found that in asia a bad set is not usually salvageable. No amount of speaking slower or louder seems to work. Being funnier is hard to start doing mid-set.

[11111110]

What I meant was, do you plan to use different sets of jokes ahead of time depending on what kind of audience you're performing in front of?

[tokyocooney]

yeah, I try to... but I'm always surprised by what goes over well and what tanks. Its hard to figure sometimes.

[11111110]

Hah, I don't know.

Anyway keep posting stuff, its all great.

[ShaderZ]

classic lol.

[ShaderZ]

LOL i loved it, was funny as hell

[NurikoGLAY]

lmao

you rox!

this is a remarkable one!

[nobby300]

I lvoe your videos !

Hell I wanna come and see your next standup !

Tell us when your next is ! :p

I'll come to Japan to see it :D

[discountsausage]

Ok, I just have to comment on this. This video has to be my favorite ever on youtube, man. I've watched it at least 5 million times and it never stops being funny! So in closing:

FRANKBURGER PLEEEEEASE!

[maguma55]

i've never heard that japanese call it a "Frank burger".

we, japanese, do call it a "hot dog". weird clerks in japanese "Makku".

[drakgrotta]

great stuff!

[toddsquadxyz]

Great material! LMAO.

[ChrisRxx]

Japanese people call Frankfurt sausage just "Frankfurt", and they love to shorten & mix the word so it ended up "Frank(furt)burger", I guess.

[tokyocooney]

Yeah it just makes it easier for them... my other favorites: "AirCon" airconditioner "JiPan" jean pants

[codem0nkey]

Air con's not that weird. We use that in England. Anyway, good job :)

[sharpielicker]

It's even shorter in America. We say "A/C" instead all the time.

[dpx]

"Did you just ****ing speak English to the kitchen?" - LMAO!!!

[lostcanuck]

haha, brilliant!!

great job kevin, keep it up!! :D:D

[shoujohino]

えぇぇぇぇ～？！？！？！ほんま～～～～？they seriously call it a Frankburger??　WTF?

[tokyocooney]

Yes they did... alas it's been discontinued. To be honest, I loved it!

[shoujohino]

I showed this to my fiance and he didn't get it. LOL. He's Japanese.

[Rain06]

LOL that was great