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  • to bad it locked up at 32.20 into it

  • I also watch for the naked girls! Nice

  • Love Julie Strain she is so cool and sexy. she should be the new Wonder Woman IMO. But this film is not as cool and the first one again IMO.

  • I have read "Heavy Metal" magazine singe I was a teenager. Time to get a buzz on and watch ...

  • i love you crackle

  • OK, why the ef does it freeze up every 10 minutes and then want to start over!!!

  • Damn sad,

  • I watched it because of southpark

  • needs more guns :)

    

  • great story, but should have been done like the 1st...heavy metal mag style...worse yet, they sub contracted the animation to the french....oh well.....

  • What up with having the first one on here?

  • it's nothing like the 1st one.this one is full of great music and nudity. wait it's just like the 1st one! i loved it!

  • E-P-I-C

  • wat the fuck is going on?

  • Not the same ,but ok!

  • 5:46 NATHAN EXPLOSION!

  • Micheal Ironside= Badass

  • badass movie 

  • one was as good as the other, artwork, story, everything about these two movies put me in the mind of "Starchaser, The Legend Of Orin"

  • a bad ass with my name.... THAT NEVER HAPPENS :D

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  • Thumbs up if you have a one way ticket to midnight.

  • the first one was better

  • original is better

  • now this was an enjoyable movie.i wish i could have seen the first one

  • i'am like half way through and just totally digging this especially the music

  • this is a serios one here people's

  • notice at 49:30 tyler stepped through the lava. further more there should be a whole lotmore nudity

  • Awesome. They need to make another one!

  • damn crackle. your movies dont even play : /

  • It's OK. The first Heavy Metal movie was much better.

  • it was a heavy piece of crap

  • @wesley10400 ha ha aha agreed!stupid music

  • this is pure cult gold

  • not 2 bad..............: }

  • it gets to within the last twenty minutes then freezes!!!! UURRRRGGGGGHHH!!

  • wow

    prvert

  • i just watched for the nudity

  • @saveyourheart100 So what who cares... dude it is a cartoon what nudity?

  • This movie sucked balls! I should've known since it was a straight to dvd release. Kevin Eastman only made this movie to showcase his aging trophy wife Julie Strain. It was an insult for fans of the genre! The animation quality was piss poor at best. You would think that with the advances in animation technology he could've come up with something better than a Mutant Ninja Turtle style cartoon!? I gave the dvd away because I refuse to have that steaming pile of shit in my video library!

  • Is that john lennon?

  • Go back to the formula that worked the first time.

  • I can't believe I actually watched the whole thing. Pretty disappointing.

  • i'll admit... i got a boner at the shower scene when the girls landed... xD

  • the original one is way better... the drawing and music and even the story..... idk y i wanna watch this but ill give it a chance..........and this commercial is sO annoying.

  • @andrielianeify I find it kind of hard to compare the two, the original is just a crazy trip for the most part with these little story vigniettes, and makes absolutely no sense. It has better music, and the rawness of the animation is cool.

    Heavy Metal 2000 is a lot more of a real movie though, it has a story that makes some ammount of sense.

    I mean, I can apreciate the original for what it is, but if it wasn't for the fact that it was groundbreaking at the time it wouldn't be much of a movie.

  • we love ordering sushi! original was better and had better music. this one is just more modern, has a linear story and only keeps you interested by showing the main girls tits ever so often. oh and Julies outfit towards the end is very similar to Sheeva from mortal kombat & Tylers looks like the Punisher...

  • 7:46 seriously he was going to ask

  • This video kicks ass man . . killer music and a very tense filled exciting action.

  • Cool movie. Nice combo of 3d and 2d. I watched this a few years ago and thought I didn't like it. But when I saw the icon here, I couldn't remember a damn thing about it. I must've been asleep the first time I watched it. I'm glad I gave it a second try. I remember 2000. Tons of perfectly listenable music was released that year. I wonder why none of that made it into this movie?

  • You can only knock it in comparison to the first Heavy Metal. It's still better than 99% of the shit out there everyone tries to pass as cake.

  • Sounds like Sam Fisher!! When he said "lambert!" i laughed hard... Michael Ironsides plays the bad guy?

  • @XtremeDogg He has always been bad in most movies

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  • a very strange movie, cant say i didnt enjoy it, something to watch i guess.

  • My husband has the 1981 heavy Metal movie & watches it all the time... and listens to the cd too!

    I'm wondering if he'd wanna see this one? I mean would he like it since he loved the first one? I'm not much into this stuff, so I don't know.. He works all the time, so I was gonna try & hook him up if this is at least half as possibly enjoyable as the first one...

    Oh wow.. It has the cussing don't it? I don't know man.. Guess I'll tell him about it.. He asked b-4 if I'd seen it online

  • haven't seen this since i was 10 good movie

  • god this movie sucks ass compared to the first

  • @K0MBATICUS whats the first one so i can watch it ?

  • @DEO541 The first one is "Heavy Metal" It's really good.

  • @Embraceofshadows ok thanks i allmost forgot ill check it out tonight

  • Is the any other kind of nudity than sexual/nudity

  • @Noobis In a country where nudity is more common and/or acceptable (such as France), yes. In the U.S.? Not really. Here it really is about sex.

  • heavy metal 2000 + more boobs + zombies + old school badass music + hot warrior chick with silver bush = heavy metal 1981

  • Apparently if you have an add blocker installed on your browser you can't watch the movie past the first commercial! Fuck you capitalism!

  • @katman3900 You dim bulb, who do you think pays for production and web maintenance costs? Capitalism is so successful that it can give you free movies in trade for a few seconds access to your eyes and presumed brain.

  • i loved this movie, including the first one, which i own both of them on DVD :) I wish they would make another one.

  • @piloneman I do not care how many dvd's u have y post such.???

  • @brooklynman11 I don't know what you mean, sir. Because it's a cool movie and I enjoy it :)

  • @piloneman Apparently they are and there are 8 or 9 segments, each with a different director. Some of the directors announced are David Fincher, Robert Rodriguez, James Cameron, Zack Snyder, Gore Verbinski, Guillermo del Toro, and Quentin Tarantino.

  • @KINGJADEX Well, I always did like Quentin Tarantino.

  • dragon 

  • @piloneman where did u go to find them

  • @latinlover7769 well, I got the first one at a local mall and I got the second one I got a from a blockbuster store and I was going to rent it but they have decided to allow me to buy just that one, in which they were nice enough to do so. Luck me, I guess.

  • wish I could watch heavy metal 1981 in full.

  • the first one is on a heavy metal website with a youtube style format not sure the site name off hand but youtube lead me to it. only thing i like about it is the animation style and this one isnt as unconventional.

  • Thank God they throw in all of this gratuitous nudity and sex.

    This movie was terribly directed. It thinks it's shocking, but it's surprisingly tame compared to the first Heavy Metal.

    I have to admit, though, that I love Julie as a protagonist. The world needs more man-killing femme fatales. :3

  • i just wanna bang that sexbot

  • Overal the film is bad. There are a few zingers for lines there. My fav. is when Tyler first comes on the bridge, shoots it up and asks "are their any more stupid questions?" The guy at the helm raises his and and starts to ask only to be shot! Tyler villainously asks the next guy, "name and duty!" He responds, and a third guy gives his name. Tyler turns to the third guy and says "If I want your name shit-brain, all ask for it!" Good stuff!

  • ok.. I'm no Siskel & Ebert, but, I tried to make it thru more than the 20minutes I did... Only thing that kept me that long was the soundtrack. Was in good quality, but not enogh to keep me interested. Keep on working on it tho... Old School rules again. Bring us the original. :)

  • Wow, what a piece of crap!

  • what is this? >=/

  • The first one was much better, and the comic for the movie is actually much better.  This one was pretty bad...

  • Wow no retarded hip hop bullshit here. Finally!

  • This second film is a disappointment. It did not push the bounds of convention as the first one did. Thus it is not a true Heavy Metal film it only carries the name. It was one of the first films to combine 2D with 3D for this I tip my hat. But not enough though to match the quality of the first film.

  • I like the KISS costume at the end. And the Menorah at 1:18.

    Muahahhahahahaahaahaa

  • 5:48, nathan explosion?

  • @00101110o my thoughts exactly

  • IF GROWING UP MEANS ACTING THE WAY THAT U DO AND THE THINGS U DO WITH OTHERS OBVIOUSLY AND TREAT PEOPLE HOW U DO .THATS OK ILL JUST STAY AS I AM THANK U VERY MUCH ;) after all we all get old before u know it and trust me the way ur going youl pass me up anytime soon gand ma. youl end up looking like that picture i had posted im sure u know the one im talking bout..there ya go is that grown enough for ya! take ur own advise AND stop being so efin demanding of others lil miss perfect

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  • God grow up act like an adult for once! just once.

  • wow this is really cool my x got me the remasterd copy of the first heavy metal movie! i know what she gave ben...

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  • Remember people just in case you missed it the first 6 times Straw Dogs September 16...

  • wtf i never knowtised the movie button untill today wtf

  • @lennylekaj2 noticed.

  • Awesome movie, I haven't seen the first one yet (though I've seen segments on Youtube), but I will when I get the chance.

    Micheal Ironside was badass as Tyler, but he always does a good job as the bad guy. Julie is a BABE.

  • Great movie.. loved it!

  • this is one ov the filthyest movies out in this dream of a life we are in

  • I hate the commercials...that really blows

  • who was she kissing at 50:00 Gollum? LOL

  • Goddammit to fuck. The movie froze with 18 minutes to go. Fuck you, youtube. Fuck you very much.

  • i hate it when it just freezes on you because of the stupid commercial breaks

  • I guess I could have watched this without the metal, ah, I think them call music which I put in the same category with today's rap, ah, music if that's what any of that crap can be called.

  • I like the style of art better in the first one.

  • so where the fuck is the fking bad ass car from space and the taxi guy this is gay as shit

  • @sean77267 YOURE A FUCKING DUMBASS

  • Sorry, but this is about as half assed as it gets. 

  • Not liking it so far...Making me sad. The first one was awesome

  • craptastic

    what a waste of time!!!

  • kenny

  • i loved it, but does anyone know where i can listen to the soundtracks from the movie?

  • @iluvcc4u THE INTERNET!

  • Meh, about as good as I expected, kind of so so. But the original was so so also. The original esp was a big disappointment for the music, all top 40 crap except for one BOC song and an offbeat choice of a Devo song. The soundtrack is sure better. Visuals are nothing great, same as the first one. What's missing is the sense of humor from the first one. The story is the same as the last story in the first Heavy Metal. It just isn't interesting enough to sustain 9o minutes

  • i wanted to see priest but after being forced to watch all the previews it would be like punishment

  • not a pimple on the OG's ass,editing sucked,music was just loud and w/o any type of sync for the unimpressive animation,just another quick buck idea riding the coat tails of its successful predecessor,use the time you would have dedicated to watching this for something more useful and enjoyable like a root canal...

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  • its alright wouldnt watch it again 

  • Pretty good thumbs up...but crackle you suck with the excessive ads

  • uggh they sure did whore this to death with commercials ...wtf ? but hey its free guess i cant complain .....it isnt bad so far ...brings back some memories lol i wanna watch the first one again ...been a loooooooooong time since ive seen it

  • @SgtCrom if you get a chance watch angel of death, it got horrible reviews but it was a pretty good movie

    i think its angel of death, either that or The Nines, the rating system is retarded is what im getting at

  • monster magnet! feels like love, smells like fear! love silver future, i couldnt stop nerdgasming in my pants so many artist that tripped on acid and made the music to this movie

    it was great......

  • this is entertaining thank u

  • lol.... I!..... AM!.........tyler....

  • Correction: 4:54

  • 4:58 Kryptonite

  • i like the shower scene

  • SIC!! Really dug it! Been wanting ti see it for a long time!

  • Hey crackle, let us change the damn quality, not everyone is on the fastest net available.

    F.k.i.n. Morons.

  • @victorwhite100 thats what happens when your using dial up

  • i always wanted to see this

  • Still an awesome movie!

  • this is terrible. its like I'm watching a generic Saturday morning cartoon only with sex and blood here and there.

  • 1:07:09-1:08:51: Now where have we seen this scene before?

    

  • OK WHEN I SAW THOSE ALIEN LIZARDS HAVING SEX THAT WAS WEIRD.

  • It was alright =/

  • was it good for you? i love that XD

  • Enjoyed it very much

  • Love Heavy Metal 2000 the first Heavy Metal Will always be the Best!

  • 0:00

  • 0.00

  • It was ok but, the music and the placement of the songs did not compliment the story and have the same impact like was done on the original.

  • How do you lose a six foot bitch with a talking rock?! How do you do that?!

    Greatest. Line. EVAR!

  • My name is Tyler so this was a little weird, but still awesome.

  • Freaking. Awesome.

  • god they need to put the first one up.

  • stone me if you want... but I somehow like this one better than the first Heavy Metal... though I like both

  • pretty damn good. now that ive seen both movies i cant wait for the third

  • Viva la Heavy Metal!!!

  • Doesn't hold a candle to the original, also considering how groundbreaking the original was for it's era.

  • the most sick ting is the kissing from the fat  monster

  • @son8of8vazkor

    Actually, the woody woodpecker series, Popeye, Loony tunes, and Tex Avery's shorts (Circa 1940s) were spectacular!

    Saturday was king in the late 70's-late 80's...Until G.I.Joe, and it's Ilk lowered the bar quite considerably, don't get me wrong, as I'm a big fan of anime. I'm simply comparing this dreck towards the original.

  • This animation is of the same quality of Saturday morning cartoons..Craptacularity abounds!

  • thank you ad blocker!

  • I like the movie.. But the originalll was and is the best!! HEAVY METAL

  • How stupid having the same comercial over and over.

  • can i fuck her now plz mome

  • i can't believe i wasted over an hour of my life on this , this...eurotrash remake sequel. even the magazine is worthless now. no decent stories just blood and soft core porn. pathetic.

  • @jayvthompson01

    I know what you mean, but there have been plenty of HM magazine inspired movies such as Avatar, Fifth Element, Blade Runner, Sucker Punch and more. You gotta admit Avatar was like a big screen issue of HM Magazine brought to life with elements of Richard Corben, Bernie Wrightsen and Moebius in one movie as cameron is a huge fan of HM the movie and HM Magazine and even borrowed some Taarna/Den elements into his new movie.

  • 50:56 she has alien aids now.

  • do any 1 have any suggestions for some other movies that was as gud visually and musically as heavy metal or interstella 5555 and yeah this heavy metal 2000 sucked in both departments

  • Nathan Explosion @ 05:46

  • This version Blows ,, the stories are boring and the music is flat.

  • lol in the description:

    11:49 <------Stunning Visuals

  • If I have to watch another preist preveiw Ima blow my captains head off and steel his ship

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