Twilight Secret Audition Tape

[17FridayNight]

.45 to 1 minute was the best xD

[heatherx56]

ahhhh i love thiss (:

[playman579]

AdvancedBot Lol it wasn't because the tree wasn't steep if you look he has the camera sideways and turns it back upways at the last second.

[rd1999]

no frontal lobes

[AdvancedBot]

At first I was like, how the fuck did he climb up that tree like that, then I was like oh it's not really steep.

[doglover217]

robert patterson..? ha.

[MISSFLYINGMONKEYS]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW that dude is ugly and grosss and could never ever be an edward cullen!!! GET A LIFE LOSERS!

[NinjasAreSoCoolLike]

@MISSFLYINGMONKEYS it's a joke?

[plumsypie]

@MISSFLYINGMONKEYS idk...edward cullen is pretty ugly and grosss himself! ZING haha this video is awesome you get a life ur defending a movie and your too stupid to understand a joke

[idkwhyukma]

@MISSFLYINGMONKEYS ugly and grosss?, i think he'd be perfect in your eyes..

[NapolionJuice]

lmao this is hillarious...

[loveselenaanddemi123]

HORRIBLE!!!! EEEEWWWW HE CAN'T EVEN BE SPONGEBOB AND YOUR JUST JEALOUS THAT HE'S NOT FAT LIKE YOU AND AT LEAST HAS PACKS AND THAT HE SPARKLES AND YOU DONT AND BECAUSE HE'S A CELEBRITY AND YOUR NOT!!! I CAN GO ON WITH THIS UNTIL 2012!!! OH I SHOULDNT BE WAISTING MY ENERGY ON SOME DUMB YOUTUBE VIDEO OF A FAT DUDE WANTING TO BE EDWARD!!!

[JWachiFilms]

@loveselenaanddemi123 you're such an idiot this isn't even a real audition tape! besides if it were, why are you standing up for a gay guy in a horrible movie that nobody even liked?

[loveselenaanddemi123]

@JWachiFilms just be quite he doesnt even have a chance too bad for him!! lol :) toodles

[mrs6pack]

"You think they'll like it?"

"Ohhhh I know I did" :D

[loveselenaanddemi123]

@mrs6pack i hate it!!

[marbolacany]

PA-TIN-SON. jeez. how hard is it to remember?! 

[FunAndRerunTv]

This was great. 33 people are twilight fags I MEAN fans.

[FunAndRerunTv]

"Twilight Department?" I wouldn't be surprised if that actually is one....

[iTsLOVELYbeinMe]

LOL!!!!

[iTsLOVELYbeinMe]

LOL!!!!1



[EricSchwin22]

Hmmmm? Chuck Norris would make a great vampire...not you.

[JProdLLC]

@EricSchwin22 Chuck Norris would make a great anything. But what if Chuck Norris played Chuck Norris?

[WhiteNBi]

@JProdLLC he would suck at that too, thats why he does infomercials

[MeganSmileALot]

thumbs up for glitter glue(:

[Jasderi]

i,M designed to kill XD

your awsome, vote for your for the twilight's remake

[TaartjesGevecht]

haha you're really good

[MCchikenS]

twilight...sucks....period. :/

[Diddlegirl1997]

hes so stupid, Robert WAS and still IS BETTER!!!

[BitchtitsMan]

@Diddlegirl1997 get over it. it is a damn movie. and though I have nothing against Robby, I despise anyone or anything that stumbles into the TWILIGHT ZONE. it is a horridly written, poorly thought-out book series, and the messages it gives to young girls(ie, you can screw with any guy you want, it's YOUR happiness that matters, and nobody else's. What you really want in a guy is attractiveness. there's a keeper.

If you can't laugh at it, at least let us.

[Diddlegirl1997]

hes so supid robert WAS and still IS BETTER !!!

[OlderInoMoon]

@Diddlegirl1997 robert should have stayed "dead" when he died in the harry potter movie in my opinion...

[WhiteNBi]

@OlderInoMoon he was better looking and acting in Harry Potter

[jenn08carter]

you suck, im so sorry but, you suck

[JProdLLC]

@jenn08carter haha I get it, its a Vampire joke right...suck.

[jenn08carter]

you suck

[russgermann]

haha this is punny

[JustAtyper]

"Say it, say it out loud..." "oi umm PINGAS" and then I saw his fat GAY belly.

[jazzygirl1100]

no not really

[CaddyCads]

It's over 16,000!!!

[ElementsAngel]

Yeah no .

[linxisme]

I am Designed to Kill lol

[guasamamollito]

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[OMGEEitsTEE]

haha this is dunny

[AgentKenny002]

@MrCozylinky im black n panamanian u dumb fuck

[Cmetify]

But he is still prty gay

[shmecca5]

LMAO... I think I could outrun you.

[pokemonlikedude]

how did he do thet 1:01-1:05

[MrCozyslinky]

@pokemonlikedude if u look really close u can tell the tree was broken and was slanted the camera guy just tilted the camera 0: :D

[cydkatz]

@MrCozyslinky Yeah it shown delibrately

[blu3hydra]

@pokemonlikedude lol the tree had fallen down, they just tilted the camera to make it seem like it was upright

[blu3hydra]

@blu3hydra oops, i see this has already been answered *facepalm*

[MrBenno1988]

i think he is gay enough.......but he is aslo a massive wanker/loser in other words get a life!!!!!!

[TerynDoll]

So I pretty much lost it when he said.... 0:56

[jeffhardy1288]

i had nightmares for a week after this video

[larrycarrigan]

idiot



[UndyingMagic]

LOL!!!!!!! YES!!!!! 

[MrCozyslinky]

@AgentKenny002 bcuz ur username is gay and ur probably white fag

[Brendan5657]

this video sucks ass. you will never get into breaking dawn. god take acting lesons

[toyotasupraking]

0:46 dude go to a fucking gym :D

You're body is fucking ugly :o !

[Lilbro0120]

oh my god what an idiot

[InvadahTakiki]

lmfao

[TheHolyone111]

if he is the new edweird then im the new jacob yes i said edweird becasue he is weird XD lol -still likes twilight tho its ok-

[eeLkiR]

@TheHolyone111 -still likes twilight tho its ok-

It was ok, untill you said you like twilight

[AgentKenny002]

ok sorry for the words dat i used but he is still stupid 4 dat even if it was a joke

[bowsermario746]

not gay enough

[AgentKenny002]

r u fuckin stupid dat is never gonna happin, i hate twilight but u r to fuckin gay. someone needs to slapp the hell out of this dombass faggit

[JProdLLC]

@AgentKenny002 Language please this is a family network.

[eeLkiR]

@AgentKenny002 Climb a wall of dicks nigger

[cydkatz]

@eeLkiR Woah....no need for that kind of language

[eeLkiR]

@cydkatz No need to take that serious:l

[zankaku1]

gayest video ever!

[JProdLLC]

@zankaku1 actually this video has been dating another video of the opposite sex. I know I was surprised too!

[XxLinkinPark10xX]

i am mentally scared O_o

[ouranyorkie888]

wow...

[mamacita133]

oh no

[CaddyCads]

Excellent Job Justice!! I loved it! Nice gray coat too - Where can I get one of those?

[LMhaliLM]

I think i just threw up...u FRICKIN SUCK!!!

[UberPoofyNintendoChi]

he is the bad guy. he makes peolple bite me....

[cwalktalk1]

0:47 I threw up in my mouth...

[JordyKarter]

hi guys this gave me a great idea!!!!!! if u guys wantmme to do a "my version:of any part of a movie -like tiwilight or somthing...comment onmy page saying what it is! we will do it! im a good actor and i thnk ull ike it :D

[tkdxma1]

2522 views already... awesome skit! Can't wait for the next.

[OldFartsChannel]

Well done guys! Very fun :-)

[JProdLLC]

@OldFartsChannel Thank you, we enjoyed Farve too! Can't wait to see your next video!

[Thewhiteandorange]

"the sunlight makes me sparkle too much"

brilliant.

[IceCreamSteve1]

He's not gay enough to be in Twilight.

[JProdLLC]

@IceCreamSteve1 HAHAHA

[Scottoakley1]

@IceCreamSteve1 dude lololololol

[AdvancedBot]

@IceCreamSteve1

He had a little something at the end...

[bloodstorm200]

lol over 9000 i remem that

[Drrragoon789]

He /WOULD/ be a better edward. xD

[bandofbrothersfreak]

haha it's Pattinson...not Patterson

[cydkatz]

@bandofbrothersfreak i think that's the joke

[refard5]

he could do for a tree

[Alex1324132323]

anyone else think he's got a shot lol

[minitap4]

hes not sparkling it wont work

[DeHawk89]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

[RedEyedDream]

this is awesome! love it!

[TheToasterTV]

Amazing!

[JProdLLC]

@TheToasterTV Thank you.

[cydkatz]

I can't believe there are negative comments about this, this is amazing! Also, this guys is so funny

[TinaLamb2007]

#FAIL

[OohSoEpic]

FINALLY something hilarious from Numa Network!

[JProdLLC]

@OohSoEpic That means a lot, thank you. We have more coming too, please keep watching.

[tesmike]

LMAO!!

[jamie007700]

lmao

[almightybrooms]

yes. i would love twilight so much more if this guy played edward cullen♥

[BlueACFC]

hahahahaha I peed my pants!! :D

[Nokitfer]

WOW shit, did you see that apple in action? OMG

[spkligh]

One word: WTF?

[JProdLLC]

@spkligh WTF is Three words, just so you know for the future!

[spkligh]

@JProdLLC Yes but I didn't write out: 'what the fuck', I wrote WTF one word just abbreviated.

[lumbug]

"lemonface, lion face...."

jay and silent bob strike back

[Harvestsprite10]

Was he serious!? Lol

[killingcommando]

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[Filipinogirl25]

197!!!!

[RevelationInMe]

175 and lol this was funny

[ECTBWHO]

: P

[kumendasai]

bahahahaha.. and slightly disturbing....

[kylewaly49]

138

[onedarkflameafix]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[Scatmanbrandt]

Did the guy actually think this was being sent to the studio? Has he ever heard of YouTube before?

[HellSpawnofDarkness]

lmfao!!! This is amazing~~

[redice1024]

bad