I feel bad for all these people who follow jesus stories and have no mind of their own! It mus suck not being able to think for yourself and follow propaganda from thousands of years ago
I WILL HAVE YOU SENT TO HELL FOR SPEAKING ILL OF HARRY POTTER, IT IS REAL JUST LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. PRAISE HIM OUR LORD AND SAVIOR FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
God wants simple things from us, acceptence of Christ and the 10 commandments, that's all.I mean every person that has a sense of good accepts this because it's just fair and it's good. That's all simple things, the issue is when there is a sin on your way or temptation to keep those things.That's all if u'r not in sin and u live a good life just accept this and pray as often as u can the way I said, or jst ask God for better world or love around the world. Don't be an adict be nice with folks.
And here is what christianity is about. 10 commandments on which all world and humanity is based if u follow u're very good, and on the side of good, evil doesn't come on your way. 2. When the world was fucked up with evil and lies and crimes, God sent his son Jesus to better the world by showing the word of God and what God is like. Jesus is the perfect man, but the evil zionists put him on the cross, he took all the evil possible and proved good wins by his reserrection. So God is great and..
@SomeUser9753 Jesus is the connection between people and God, he was born out of a virgin by the holy spirit of God. Jesus obayed the father by going on the cross, which means the will of God is always good when it comes from God. And on the third day He resurrected and now stays on the right side of God. So that's what it means even if the whole world is against u but God is with you and u follow Jesus virtues u win. That's the strength of faith in christianity. And prayer improves your life.
@SomeUser9753 Pray like this every day and ask God to clean u with his Holy Spirit: Our Father, Who is in heaven, Holy is Your Name; Your kingdom come, Your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen. That's all, do this, accept Jesus like your saviour by acknowledging what I said above including resurrection and u're a christian.
@SomeUser9753 Remember nobody is perfect, except God and Christ (the perfect human) and nobody is above the will of God. God is the creator we're the creations and Christ is His Son through the holy spirit. Amen.
Awesome it's real. Don't play with God, He's real cause when they were evil spirits and casts against me by witches I called for Him and he saved me it got me out of this mess, and the guy that was doing the black magic went to a hospital. So it's real. See some exorcist movies and u'll understand. And find some woman to like u but son't tell her shits like I'm great cause I'm fucking lost not knowing what I should believe in. U know that's why u're fucked up.Follow 10 commandment believe Christ
Your video is very humorous, its a satirical masterpiece using sarcasm to point out a man who was recorded to exist; in many, many, historical scriptures and writings does not exist. It was genius to state recorded history was completely wrong, simply because he was in a piece of religious literature. If we all use your logic we can finally realize due to the fact that many other things were used in religious literature as well, that makes them non-existent and stupid. For example air.
HAHAHAHAH HEY MAN I LOVE U AND YOUR VIDEOS !!! YEA FUCK GOD...WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!........OH AND ANOTHER THING STOP GETTING SO ANGRY WHEN U MAKE THESE VIDEOS...I MEAN IT'S KINDA UNCALLED FOR......UR JUST MAKING URSELF LOOK LIKE IF HE IS GETTTING THE UPPER HAND HERE.......BUT I LOVE U AND YOUR VIDS OTHER WISE :D
@SuperMario1621 Holy shit. Really? Maybe if you post that on everyone's youtube channel then everyone will be a faggot. Then the whole of the youtube populace will be gay and your master plan will have worked. That master plan being to make everyone around you gay so that you can open up a large homeless park for the gay people of youtube and every sunday you will have a huge buttfucking party.
The REALLY HILARIOUS thing is that this guy(1GOD1JESUS)actually will delete entire videos if he doesn't like the commentary on it--even a TEENY bit. Now THAT indicates a lameness about 'im. ;) BUT, the point here: God & Jesus actually PREDICTED the lameness of this dork & others like him over 2000 YEARS ago. Simply go to the Bible & Matthew (Chapter 10). It will only take you 5 minutes, maximum, to read Matthew Chapter 10. :) And there you discover that God PREDICTED this guy in this video!
@theElectr0ne Well, you got part of it right--you DEFINITELY have no idea--or you would have brought a coherent idea to the table. Go back and sleep off that bender....or is that from when you hit your head 9 years ago? ;)
The bible is just a book made a couple of century's ago. Does not mean that story in the bible are real. And the fact is that you are try to force a religion that has slaughter counts people, because you believe that it okay and the bible say so.i mock you 1God1JESUS for believe in a extreme shit religion that make you believe that you have the right to post internet video cram your god word down our throats.
all of you stupid people out there who dont belive in jesus and think christian can prove that jesus was reall!!!.. we cant prove it,,, because we have faith in jesus christ because people may think and say: see and then belive but jesus said: belive and then see!!!! amen
Of course he's joking - it’s slightly sad that some people (below) took him seriously. Still it does at least mean that it’s not just the intelligent minority that are atheists and in fact the other 97% are coming round to the fact that this religion stuff is at best a fairy story and at worst - The biggest scam in the history of man.
You know what? Anybody that takes this guy serious is either a complete idiot or they need to be put in a rubber room (as does he). Christianity is the cause of this Insanity. I mean really, just watch this fools videos. Even as a joke it's a very sick joke.
Ye shall know them by the fruit they bear. Jude 15: To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him. vs. 16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
dont ever date a person with a religious belief if you dont have one. Sooner or later, it will bite you in the ass b/c you dont believe in something you cant see. Words of advice....
It says Santa is real in a book, yet where is he? I could just write down in a book that Hitler is still alive and put it into mass production. Ooooh it says in a book, so it must mean he is real. You sir are an idiot.
Prove that he is real. Even Bible scholars can't do that.. Jesus is not mentioned in contemporary texts outside of the NT. The entire NT was inspired/written by pagan Greek scribes. Some of the Greek text was later transcribed into Hebrew from the Greek. Josephus the historian mentions Jesus (only just once) and that was proven to be added to his scripts later by christian scribes. It's been my experience that Christians only study to support their false beliefs... never to disprove them.
Please show me in the TaNaK where it says Jesus is real. If it isn't there you're a false teacher. While you're looking that up... please show us in the TaNaK that we must believe in and follow a messiah . Show us where a man can atone for another man. Show us in the TaNaK where human sacrifice is acceptable to EHYEH. Show us in the TaNaK where a man's blood must be shed for atonement and is acceptable to EHYEH.
@DiverforPort I know. Mostly raging incompetent people who have been clicking through an assortment of related videos on topics they find interesting and provocative.
@ManlyTwig You should go back to the earlier comments, Christians getting most upset about it . Or others who really believe he is some Christian nutcase.
I'll Prove to you that God is real BassicPeach. Just email me on here and I'll give you the exact web address that presents it. Youtube will not let me reveal the precise domain name. It tells me "Error, try again".
@BassicPeach No, you started the argument--so YOU PROVE that he is NOT real. The prime mover argument has NEVER been defeated--amongst MANY other arguments for the existence of God So, YOU prove it buddy--good luck. You'll be eternally damned with worms munching on you before you can come close...but have fun! ;) To argue about the existence of Jesus is a JOKE not even worthy of mention--he is historically documented & known by many cultures & religions & historians--even agnostics know THAT!!
God loves u man, ur mad we all can see it, believe me when i say that my life isnt easy too, but God is real, Jesus is real and GOD LOVES YOU BROTHER! God will not turn his back on you, dont turn your back to God.
@Rangel316 You don't act like a Christian thinking this is funny. He cursed the Bible. He mocked God and if you think you are a Christian I think you need to reconsider if u really are.
@TrynaGetBacToMyLuv I am and i believe Jesus is the Son of God and the only saviour of the world, my saviour and Lord.. who are you to say otherwise? Im a christian that can laugh at stupid things and i hope that he repents, but i still think it was funny because its so stupid... why are you judging your brother? God created us different and makes us laugh at different things, when you write like that it looks like you believe everyones are robots
@Rangel316 No when you rely to someone mocking our Father..as your sister I will tell you that is not a example to a unsaved person to reply to this video and say "I am a Christian but this "shit" is funny". As your sister I will tell you about that. Do you think Our Dad is pleased to see you delighted about this video???
@TrynaGetBacToMyLuv I know that God has a sense of humor... I know what you mean, bit im not ''delighted'', i said that i thought it was funny because its so ridicolous, what did Jesus say? He say rejoice when they persecute you and say all manner of bad things about you for my names sake... i laugh when i see things like this because its so patethic, but im not going to go apecrazy over it, that gives the enemy a hold.. the devil hates laughter, dont forget that...
@Rangel316 Thanks but I think you offended God by enjoying this. I don't want unsaved people to think it's okay as Christians to think this type of behavior on the video is Christlike.
@Rangel316 All I was saying as a Christian we should not applaude vids that are not Christian and claim to be Christian it's not a good example. It represents Christianity bad.
@TrynaGetBacToMyLuv oh shut the fuck up. "i think you offended god" so you don't know? thus proving you dont know what 'It' is thinking. when i was in high school i loved putting bibles in the fiction section.
lol its real and its true and theres proof like the girl who didnt wand to go to church and then she said wherever we're going theres no room for jesus but the trunk and when she was with her friend the truk burned exept for the trunk its no coincience but a real car explodes and the whole care is burning buts its no coincidence and the ark in turkey its been there for centuries
@TehBuddaChris But did you hear about that one time where the two parents had a kid and this kid turned out to be a Satanists. The parents disowned this kid hard and forced him into the unused closet on the far end of the house. This kid worshiped Satan in here near 24/7 as he could not leave. One day the house burned down and both parents tragically melted to death. The whole house was burned down except for that closet, it was still standing and the boy was still inside unscathed.
Yeahh he is ugly and gay sounding but the tools biggest mistake was hooking up with FatAussieBarstard(sic) for gay sex and shit "burnout" Video in v6 shitbox.. Both gunna hurt. Sweet dreams cunt
Why do people on both sides have to be so hateful? It's pointless and ignorant, and it gets us nowhere. Do you believe in God? Great. Me too. Let's talk about it. Are you an atheist? Fine. Doesn't hurt me one bit and I can only push you farther away by spouting a bunch of religious garbage in your face. We can all live at peace. Try it..
@FenderMan1191 Yea, man. "My belief states that you are going to rot in Hell for all eternity in endless torture, but man, it's cool, let's live in peace, brutha"
@TooSlowGamer Haha. Not quite. My belief states that there is hope for everyone, and that we are all in the same boat. Jesus did not preach fire and brimstone - He showed love and kindness to a hateful, cruel world. He showed us how to live at peace with each other. He barely talks about Hell. Why bother when the message is that an all-powerful, all-knowing being loves you and wants you to be in its presence forever?
@FenderMan1191 Well, I'm don't hate the other side. I hate what they're believing and how it, by nature of the belief, can entrap people to believe it, whether it be out of fear or oppression from the society. So, no, I don't hate Christians, but I will still work and do my best to spread the truth, or rather willingness to accept the truth despite the risks, whether it be by showing how illogical it is or by showing why it's not worth believing, such as how the risks aren't that big.
@TooSlowGamer I find it illogical for either side to call the other "illogical". Maybe there is a God, maybe not. I happen to believe in God, but I do no good calling an atheist an idiot for his or her beliefs. The point is this: Neither side can prove the basic belief of their side (i.e., there IS a God, or there is NOT a God), so what is the point of fighting about it or trying to "prove" anything? That is the whole point of my original comment.
@FenderMan1191 We may not be able to prove either way at this time, but that's where the burden of proof comes in. And my goal is to show why your side is illogical, the burden of proof is logic and it rests on you, but some people, including yourself from the looks of it, ignore it and believe simply because you can't disprove it. This is illogical.
@TooSlowGamer The whole point of religion is that faith is required. I have FAITH that there is a God. You do not, and so you spend time trying to disprove the existence of God. Have you ever looked for evidence in favor of God's existence? I don't need more than to step outside and watch a sunset to believe in a creator, let alone my own personal experiences that make me believe. Maybe the reason you don't believe is simply that you don't want to, and that doesn't hurt or anger me one bit.
@FenderMan1191 Ahhh, the old "faith" argument. Faith is a bunch of waste of time, it's just a fall back you use to show your belief. Faith means nothing. All religions have faith in whatever they believe, but they can't all be correct. I have looked for evidence in favor of God's existence, I've seen a severe lack of it and as such I'm an Atheist. How does watching the sunset make you believe in a creator? That's just silly.
@FenderMan1191 And no, I actually DO want to believe. My relationship with my mother and the rest of my family would be loads better and I wouldn't be looked down upon all the time. However, I know that you cannot choose what you believe. What you believe is subconscious, it's what your brain sees as reality, not what you just decide to believe. The only thing you can do, that a lot of Christians do, is "lie" to yourself and just say you believe it when, in reality, you're just avoiding it.
@TooSlowGamer Just look for God and you'll find Him. He's not hiding. But don't feel that I am looking down on you. I can't because we are much the same, both in the same boat, if you will. We're all trying to find the truth. I am not in denial - I have seen God at work in my life, seen amazing events and circumstances that leave me no other choice but to believe. You have been judged unfairly, but don't let that push you away. People aren't perfect, but God is, and that is all that matters.
@FenderMan1191 Could you please elaborate on those events and circumstances that gave you know choice but to believe? What I'm getting out of that comment is simply that you saw something amazing and you know that the character of God is amazing and you put two and two together to come to the conclusion that God is real. The only problem is that there are so many other possibilities and what you did there is a logical fallacy.
@TooSlowGamer I appreciate that you feel this is a logical fallacy, but I personally feel it is a fallacy to believe everything came from nothing without any interaction from any being. As for my stories, they are a bit personal and less supernatural in nature and more amazing turns of events that have happened when I have been more fervent in my faith. Again, I can give more detail through personal messages.
@TooSlowGamer And may I point out that I have shown as much respect as humanly possible for your beliefs, and I expect the same. If you would like to continue this discussion via personal messages, feel free to message me. But please avoid further insults. I am merely trying to have a conversation with you, not a life-altering evangelistic debate. Keep the tone civil and friendly. I'm not looking for a fight.
@FenderMan1191 I don't know how I insulted you, that's just my writing style. But if you want to continue with personal messages, fair enough. That will also get rid of the character restriction.
@TooSlowGamer My apologies. I'm used to talking to people with the patience and maturity of a 3 year old, so I'm a bit quick to assume someone is being harsh. Haha. Please feel free to drop me a line, and I will give better answers. Like you said, the character restriction makes things difficult.
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I feel bad for all these people who follow jesus stories and have no mind of their own! It mus suck not being able to think for yourself and follow propaganda from thousands of years ago
spencce233 3 days ago
..careful what you ask for.....you may not like it when you get it.....
1isaacmusic 4 days ago
I cna't tell if you're serious or just have an awesome sense of humor, hahaha
levisalmighty 5 days ago
THIS GUY IS CHRIS BENOIT
XOPWNDOX 2 weeks ago
mmmm ah moses i wanna fuck you so bad pull up that robe let me run my hands through your beard mmmm ah
TramanTraks 2 weeks ago
Forgive him he had not know what he has done
infodim1 2 weeks ago
This is awesome... exactly how christians act!!
bigjriddell1 2 weeks ago 3
don't say THA FACKING bible..
azert437 1 month ago
I WILL HAVE YOU SENT TO HELL FOR SPEAKING ILL OF HARRY POTTER, IT IS REAL JUST LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. PRAISE HIM OUR LORD AND SAVIOR FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
LegalTimes1 1 month ago
Wath this: watch?v=VRP5xIeqBB8, and this: watch?v=wVCk_a61RhI&feature=relmfu, OR just watch this which is all u need: watch?v=VaTVOLL4QPg.
SomeUser9753 1 month ago
God wants simple things from us, acceptence of Christ and the 10 commandments, that's all.I mean every person that has a sense of good accepts this because it's just fair and it's good. That's all simple things, the issue is when there is a sin on your way or temptation to keep those things.That's all if u'r not in sin and u live a good life just accept this and pray as often as u can the way I said, or jst ask God for better world or love around the world. Don't be an adict be nice with folks.
SomeUser9753 1 month ago
And here is what christianity is about. 10 commandments on which all world and humanity is based if u follow u're very good, and on the side of good, evil doesn't come on your way. 2. When the world was fucked up with evil and lies and crimes, God sent his son Jesus to better the world by showing the word of God and what God is like. Jesus is the perfect man, but the evil zionists put him on the cross, he took all the evil possible and proved good wins by his reserrection. So God is great and..
SomeUser9753 1 month ago
@SomeUser9753 Jesus is the connection between people and God, he was born out of a virgin by the holy spirit of God. Jesus obayed the father by going on the cross, which means the will of God is always good when it comes from God. And on the third day He resurrected and now stays on the right side of God. So that's what it means even if the whole world is against u but God is with you and u follow Jesus virtues u win. That's the strength of faith in christianity. And prayer improves your life.
SomeUser9753 1 month ago
SomeUser9753 1 month ago
@SomeUser9753 Remember nobody is perfect, except God and Christ (the perfect human) and nobody is above the will of God. God is the creator we're the creations and Christ is His Son through the holy spirit. Amen.
SomeUser9753 1 month ago
Awesome it's real. Don't play with God, He's real cause when they were evil spirits and casts against me by witches I called for Him and he saved me it got me out of this mess, and the guy that was doing the black magic went to a hospital. So it's real. See some exorcist movies and u'll understand. And find some woman to like u but son't tell her shits like I'm great cause I'm fucking lost not knowing what I should believe in. U know that's why u're fucked up.Follow 10 commandment believe Christ
SomeUser9753 1 month ago
Omg guys he's just kidding!
no0bh4ter1 1 month ago
Meth is a hell of a drug
thedonfett 1 month ago
Jesus is real.There's heaps of lads name Jesus in Mexico.
Zodist 1 month ago
LOL
movingzachb 1 month ago
yes i am real so keep reading the fucking bible
MalcomChrist 1 month ago
were you jacking off to the bible?
Lubotsulat 1 month ago
This is great
TheUglySpartan 2 months ago
Your video is very humorous, its a satirical masterpiece using sarcasm to point out a man who was recorded to exist; in many, many, historical scriptures and writings does not exist. It was genius to state recorded history was completely wrong, simply because he was in a piece of religious literature. If we all use your logic we can finally realize due to the fact that many other things were used in religious literature as well, that makes them non-existent and stupid. For example air.
Wafflecakesc11 2 months ago
@Wafflecakesc11 air? wait i dont get it. In what contradiction? I dont believe in the bible btw
MrPoppinballz 2 months ago
Why are you shirtless with a bible?
mimikawaii7386 2 months ago
FACEPALM
FoundInSA 2 months ago
when your in hell your going to be wishing you didnt say any of this..
MrRebdog911 3 months ago
@MrRebdog911 please dont put up false comments on youtube, thanks.......
TheShaunGawler 3 months ago
P.S. your combacks are shit to what I see everyday you fag!!
SuperMario1621 3 months ago
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besides I dont give a damn about your lame comedy!
SuperMario1621 3 months ago
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you can kiss my ass
SuperMario1621 3 months ago
u made this video on my birth day thanx for the awesome present
F5FURU12 3 months ago
just replace bible with Harry potter
jesus with harry, moses with ron ect.
GeorgeFrancisRocks 3 months ago
haha, pisser. so true too..
camjohnson95 3 months ago
People, this guy makes satire. It's obvious...
SternMann93 3 months ago
This is quality you shud have a tv show, dude is 4real.
VoxJoxx 3 months ago
Hahaha, hilarious!! :)
Marronisince1990 3 months ago
*sighs*
WTJWproductions 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAH HEY MAN I LOVE U AND YOUR VIDEOS !!! YEA FUCK GOD...WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!........OH AND ANOTHER THING STOP GETTING SO ANGRY WHEN U MAKE THESE VIDEOS...I MEAN IT'S KINDA UNCALLED FOR......UR JUST MAKING URSELF LOOK LIKE IF HE IS GETTTING THE UPPER HAND HERE.......BUT I LOVE U AND YOUR VIDS OTHER WISE :D
Shawn17WiFi 3 months ago
YOU JACKASS the next video you make you are a faggot
SuperMario1621 3 months ago
@SuperMario1621 Holy shit. Really? Maybe if you post that on everyone's youtube channel then everyone will be a faggot. Then the whole of the youtube populace will be gay and your master plan will have worked. That master plan being to make everyone around you gay so that you can open up a large homeless park for the gay people of youtube and every sunday you will have a huge buttfucking party.
ManlyTwig 3 months ago
DONT SPEAK HARRY POTTER'S NAME IN VAIN!!!!!!!!!
febvre151 4 months ago 22
Suicide is also real. You should read that book and follow through.
KelvsRant 4 months ago
gay hahahha
xnoelx05 4 months ago
He's being sarcastic xD Just saying to all of you twats out there :)
6969cox 4 months ago
The REALLY HILARIOUS thing is that this guy(1GOD1JESUS)actually will delete entire videos if he doesn't like the commentary on it--even a TEENY bit. Now THAT indicates a lameness about 'im. ;) BUT, the point here: God & Jesus actually PREDICTED the lameness of this dork & others like him over 2000 YEARS ago. Simply go to the Bible & Matthew (Chapter 10). It will only take you 5 minutes, maximum, to read Matthew Chapter 10. :) And there you discover that God PREDICTED this guy in this video!
huhryezen 4 months ago
@huhryezen I hve no idea if you're joking or are just dumb
theElectr0ne 4 months ago
@theElectr0ne Well, you got part of it right--you DEFINITELY have no idea--or you would have brought a coherent idea to the table. Go back and sleep off that bender....or is that from when you hit your head 9 years ago? ;)
huhryezen 4 months ago
@theElectr0ne also, PLEASE learn how to type!
huhryezen 4 months ago
lol :D
ToastedFetus 4 months ago
The bible is just a book made a couple of century's ago. Does not mean that story in the bible are real. And the fact is that you are try to force a religion that has slaughter counts people, because you believe that it okay and the bible say so.i mock you 1God1JESUS for believe in a extreme shit religion that make you believe that you have the right to post internet video cram your god word down our throats.
fullthrottlereaper 4 months ago
jesus actually was a real person...however he was the seed of all retardation called Catholicism and Christianity..... jesus is bad, THE END
TheFlames376 4 months ago
all of you stupid people out there who dont belive in jesus and think christian can prove that jesus was reall!!!.. we cant prove it,,, because we have faith in jesus christ because people may think and say: see and then belive but jesus said: belive and then see!!!! amen
daliAdoo 5 months ago
@daliAdoo then your going against faith, because faith is belief without proof, and you just said you can prove something with no proof......
-debunked
TheFlames376 4 months ago
I guess BassicPeach didn't catch his sarcasm
ZombieandaCreeper 5 months ago
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You need to get yourself a girl, bro. =/
Vigneri1990 5 months ago
Hilarious
diamonddust22 5 months ago
Its the fucking biblia! lol
SuperMaterialista 5 months ago
Of course he's joking - it’s slightly sad that some people (below) took him seriously. Still it does at least mean that it’s not just the intelligent minority that are atheists and in fact the other 97% are coming round to the fact that this religion stuff is at best a fairy story and at worst - The biggest scam in the history of man.
Realityprogramming 5 months ago
You know what? Anybody that takes this guy serious is either a complete idiot or they need to be put in a rubber room (as does he). Christianity is the cause of this Insanity. I mean really, just watch this fools videos. Even as a joke it's a very sick joke.
jakescorpion1 5 months ago
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thumbs up if you think this guy is drunk in every video
neverdaymaine 5 months ago
thumbs up if you think this guy is drunk in every video
neverdaymaine 5 months ago
thumbs up if you think this guy is drunk in every video
neverdaymaine 5 months ago
God and Jesus does not EXIST.............
The whole thing is a scam and if you think they give you $10000 on the ground, tell you what it not god or jesus doing it the ALIENS doing.
BigE181 5 months ago
@BigE181 You do know this is satire right?
SkepticStream 5 months ago
@SkepticStream
WHAT!
BigE181 5 months ago
@BigE181
ugh It's fake he is not really a Christian, he is just acting like one for comedy purposes
SkepticStream 5 months ago
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@BigE181
ugh It's fake he is not really a Christian, he is just acting like one for comedy purposes
SkepticStream 5 months ago
Ahahahah <3 Stripy Head!!! What a legend!
Tomatophe 5 months ago
was Jesus gay?
azert437 6 months ago
I notice, for someone who tries to disprove god, you sure do have a Bible :D:D:D
HelpMyFellowPeople 6 months ago
Did you get raped by a catholic priest?
Apocalies 6 months ago
Harry Potter is as real as the bible.
letmesnitch 6 months ago 37
@letmesnitch Harry Potter could be "more real". Sure people buy the bible, but lets be honest, how many read it?
virtualgoh 4 months ago
@letmesnitch More fuckin interesting as well.
atheistgeezer 4 months ago
@letmesnitch At least Harry Potter has continuity lol
Miakosamuio 3 months ago
lol loser
ivaflimkien 6 months ago
Seriously, call the police, get an ambulance, I can't stop laughing.
stratocaster1986able 6 months ago 3
shroud of turin?
TheKloppers42 7 months ago
Its fucking Harry poter!!!
nightnighter 7 months ago
For everyone, this is a satire.
victorcachat 7 months ago
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Ye shall know them by the fruit they bear. Jude 15: To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him. vs. 16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
moseseseseses 7 months ago
omigosh the "Ooooohhhh" at the end...I almost spit up my sammich
TheHaloMasterCAP 7 months ago
I can't stop laughing.
Miyavifangirl382 7 months ago
Jesus is prehaps real but god and the bible are lies
TheTurkeySandwhich 7 months ago
dont ever date a person with a religious belief if you dont have one. Sooner or later, it will bite you in the ass b/c you dont believe in something you cant see. Words of advice....
fsharp64 7 months ago
retarded bitch just accept evolution you ignorant bitch! beyond death is eternal nothingness! eternal peace! no heaven no hell just eternal peace!
InHonorOfTheTroll 7 months ago
Stupid people.........how you going to say you love jesus but don't keep his commandments. You are stupid !
Branden704851 7 months ago
This is obviously satire. I don't believe anyone could be this retarded.
henf5671 7 months ago 48
@henf5671 nothing gets past you...
zedzulzorander 5 months ago
....... i would love to have a drink with this cunt ay haha
marespand 7 months ago
John 3:16
Daikokuten777 7 months ago
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sillybilly532 7 months ago
@sillybilly532 You are a great example of a typical racist, ignorant, uneducated christian retard. Please die in a pot of boiling oil.
2224321 7 months ago
It says Santa is real in a book, yet where is he? I could just write down in a book that Hitler is still alive and put it into mass production. Ooooh it says in a book, so it must mean he is real. You sir are an idiot.
Vox2209 8 months ago
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jesus is not real.
trampledone 8 months ago
the bible is fake it said so on its fine print!
cathy2018 8 months ago
I lol'd. Hilarious.
Reip187 8 months ago
am guessing this is a joke but the presentation is horrible
crackthecorn 8 months ago
hahahahahahaha fuck whata crackup cunt
marnuscitus3 8 months ago
Dude, that was gay... I guess you'll be going to hell now anyway xD
kwukduck 8 months ago
no
supermorshu 8 months ago
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BassicPeach 8 months ago
Prove that he is real. Even Bible scholars can't do that.. Jesus is not mentioned in contemporary texts outside of the NT. The entire NT was inspired/written by pagan Greek scribes. Some of the Greek text was later transcribed into Hebrew from the Greek. Josephus the historian mentions Jesus (only just once) and that was proven to be added to his scripts later by christian scribes. It's been my experience that Christians only study to support their false beliefs... never to disprove them.
BassicPeach 8 months ago 9
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Please show me in the TaNaK where it says Jesus is real. If it isn't there you're a false teacher. While you're looking that up... please show us in the TaNaK that we must believe in and follow a messiah . Show us where a man can atone for another man. Show us in the TaNaK where human sacrifice is acceptable to EHYEH. Show us in the TaNaK where a man's blood must be shed for atonement and is acceptable to EHYEH.
BassicPeach 8 months ago
@BassicPeach I'm assuming you're an athiest, and I am too, but are you saying you didn't know this was a joke?
ManlyTwig 7 months ago
@ManlyTwig A lot of people do not get that this is satire.
DiverforPort 7 months ago
@DiverforPort I know. Mostly raging incompetent people who have been clicking through an assortment of related videos on topics they find interesting and provocative.
ManlyTwig 7 months ago
@ManlyTwig You should go back to the earlier comments, Christians getting most upset about it . Or others who really believe he is some Christian nutcase.
DiverforPort 7 months ago
@DiverforPort Thats what I said...why do you not get it? Actually, no, I don't care. Don't reply please.
ManlyTwig 7 months ago
I'll Prove to you that God is real BassicPeach. Just email me on here and I'll give you the exact web address that presents it. Youtube will not let me reveal the precise domain name. It tells me "Error, try again".
sterlthepearl1000 7 months ago
@BassicPeach you need to go back to school dude ^^
ivaflimkien 6 months ago
@BassicPeach he is an atheist!! He is acting!! Do you get it now? He likes comedy, HE'S FUCKING GOOD AT IT!!! ;) THUMBS UP MATE!
fulanodelquinto 5 months ago
@BassicPeach Amen :P
TheSpunkCakes 4 months ago
@BassicPeach No, you started the argument--so YOU PROVE that he is NOT real. The prime mover argument has NEVER been defeated--amongst MANY other arguments for the existence of God So, YOU prove it buddy--good luck. You'll be eternally damned with worms munching on you before you can come close...but have fun! ;) To argue about the existence of Jesus is a JOKE not even worthy of mention--he is historically documented & known by many cultures & religions & historians--even agnostics know THAT!!
huhryezen 4 months ago
@BassicPeach so much win.
MoralRapist 4 months ago
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BassicPeach 8 months ago
God loves u man, ur mad we all can see it, believe me when i say that my life isnt easy too, but God is real, Jesus is real and GOD LOVES YOU BROTHER! God will not turn his back on you, dont turn your back to God.
05twiggy05 8 months ago
I ATE THE DISCO
markcastlemusic 8 months ago
LMAO to funny.
graffitypsycho 8 months ago
obviously full of demons...I will pray for you, brother...
DustinDiBree1 8 months ago
wtf???
jimis2708 8 months ago
You mad bro?
Googaplex09 9 months ago
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Googaplex09 9 months ago
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Jesus WILL kick your ass on judgment day. You will burn in hell. Repent!!
voncoolio 9 months ago
cunt
DavidYounan1 9 months ago
Not a good idea to make fun of the bible and Jesus because one day he'll come and we'll all be judged
len560 9 months ago
@len560 Prove it
Doppelgangersin 9 months ago
@Doppelgangersin He can't.
sasquatch268 9 months ago
@len560 lmfao. yes.... whatever helps you sleep at night
hunkyjelly 9 months ago
This is so hilarious
DoNotLaughAtMe 9 months ago
I think this dude got ahold of some of that blotter acid I got in 79.
profaneslave 9 months ago
i am a christian and still i thought this shit was funny
Rangel316 9 months ago
@Rangel316 You don't act like a Christian thinking this is funny. He cursed the Bible. He mocked God and if you think you are a Christian I think you need to reconsider if u really are.
TrynaGetBacToMyLuv 9 months ago
@TrynaGetBacToMyLuv I am and i believe Jesus is the Son of God and the only saviour of the world, my saviour and Lord.. who are you to say otherwise? Im a christian that can laugh at stupid things and i hope that he repents, but i still think it was funny because its so stupid... why are you judging your brother? God created us different and makes us laugh at different things, when you write like that it looks like you believe everyones are robots
Rangel316 9 months ago
@Rangel316 No when you rely to someone mocking our Father..as your sister I will tell you that is not a example to a unsaved person to reply to this video and say "I am a Christian but this "shit" is funny". As your sister I will tell you about that. Do you think Our Dad is pleased to see you delighted about this video???
TrynaGetBacToMyLuv 9 months ago
@TrynaGetBacToMyLuv I know that God has a sense of humor... I know what you mean, bit im not ''delighted'', i said that i thought it was funny because its so ridicolous, what did Jesus say? He say rejoice when they persecute you and say all manner of bad things about you for my names sake... i laugh when i see things like this because its so patethic, but im not going to go apecrazy over it, that gives the enemy a hold.. the devil hates laughter, dont forget that...
Rangel316 9 months ago
@TrynaGetBacToMyLuv but thanks for caring.. i understand that you dont mean anything bad.. sorry if i offended you or something..
Rangel316 9 months ago
@Rangel316 Thanks but I think you offended God by enjoying this. I don't want unsaved people to think it's okay as Christians to think this type of behavior on the video is Christlike.
TrynaGetBacToMyLuv 9 months ago
@TrynaGetBacToMyLuv everyone understands that this video is not christian, thanks
Rangel316 9 months ago
@Rangel316 All I was saying as a Christian we should not applaude vids that are not Christian and claim to be Christian it's not a good example. It represents Christianity bad.
TrynaGetBacToMyLuv 9 months ago
@TrynaGetBacToMyLuv i understand, thanks i started thinking about it now.. God bless you
Rangel316 9 months ago
@Rangel316 God Bless you too brother
TrynaGetBacToMyLuv 9 months ago
@TrynaGetBacToMyLuv oh shut the fuck up. "i think you offended god" so you don't know? thus proving you dont know what 'It' is thinking. when i was in high school i loved putting bibles in the fiction section.
U mad?
hunkyjelly 9 months ago
lol its real and its true and theres proof like the girl who didnt wand to go to church and then she said wherever we're going theres no room for jesus but the trunk and when she was with her friend the truk burned exept for the trunk its no coincience but a real car explodes and the whole care is burning buts its no coincidence and the ark in turkey its been there for centuries
TehBuddaChris 9 months ago
@TehBuddaChris
You are obviously a gullible fool who believe anything you are told without thinking about it for yourself.
All that stuff about car crashes and burning trunks just sounds like exactly what it is, urban myth!
CraigDeth 8 months ago
@CraigDeth its my religion u cant tell me wut to do
TehBuddaChris 8 months ago
@TehBuddaChris But did you hear about that one time where the two parents had a kid and this kid turned out to be a Satanists. The parents disowned this kid hard and forced him into the unused closet on the far end of the house. This kid worshiped Satan in here near 24/7 as he could not leave. One day the house burned down and both parents tragically melted to death. The whole house was burned down except for that closet, it was still standing and the boy was still inside unscathed.
TooSlowGamer 8 months ago
Everyone, he is joking. It's a satire.
UpwardsFallings 10 months ago
Yeahh he is ugly and gay sounding but the tools biggest mistake was hooking up with FatAussieBarstard(sic) for gay sex and shit "burnout" Video in v6 shitbox.. Both gunna hurt. Sweet dreams cunt
maxpainmuaythai 10 months ago
fucking ugly twat
PRESTIGEPRSENT 10 months ago
Why do people on both sides have to be so hateful? It's pointless and ignorant, and it gets us nowhere. Do you believe in God? Great. Me too. Let's talk about it. Are you an atheist? Fine. Doesn't hurt me one bit and I can only push you farther away by spouting a bunch of religious garbage in your face. We can all live at peace. Try it..
FenderMan1191 10 months ago
@FenderMan1191 Yea, man. "My belief states that you are going to rot in Hell for all eternity in endless torture, but man, it's cool, let's live in peace, brutha"
TooSlowGamer 8 months ago
@TooSlowGamer Haha. Not quite. My belief states that there is hope for everyone, and that we are all in the same boat. Jesus did not preach fire and brimstone - He showed love and kindness to a hateful, cruel world. He showed us how to live at peace with each other. He barely talks about Hell. Why bother when the message is that an all-powerful, all-knowing being loves you and wants you to be in its presence forever?
FenderMan1191 8 months ago
@FenderMan1191 Well, I'm don't hate the other side. I hate what they're believing and how it, by nature of the belief, can entrap people to believe it, whether it be out of fear or oppression from the society. So, no, I don't hate Christians, but I will still work and do my best to spread the truth, or rather willingness to accept the truth despite the risks, whether it be by showing how illogical it is or by showing why it's not worth believing, such as how the risks aren't that big.
TooSlowGamer 8 months ago
@TooSlowGamer I find it illogical for either side to call the other "illogical". Maybe there is a God, maybe not. I happen to believe in God, but I do no good calling an atheist an idiot for his or her beliefs. The point is this: Neither side can prove the basic belief of their side (i.e., there IS a God, or there is NOT a God), so what is the point of fighting about it or trying to "prove" anything? That is the whole point of my original comment.
FenderMan1191 8 months ago
@FenderMan1191 We may not be able to prove either way at this time, but that's where the burden of proof comes in. And my goal is to show why your side is illogical, the burden of proof is logic and it rests on you, but some people, including yourself from the looks of it, ignore it and believe simply because you can't disprove it. This is illogical.
TooSlowGamer 8 months ago
@TooSlowGamer The whole point of religion is that faith is required. I have FAITH that there is a God. You do not, and so you spend time trying to disprove the existence of God. Have you ever looked for evidence in favor of God's existence? I don't need more than to step outside and watch a sunset to believe in a creator, let alone my own personal experiences that make me believe. Maybe the reason you don't believe is simply that you don't want to, and that doesn't hurt or anger me one bit.
FenderMan1191 8 months ago
@FenderMan1191 Ahhh, the old "faith" argument. Faith is a bunch of waste of time, it's just a fall back you use to show your belief. Faith means nothing. All religions have faith in whatever they believe, but they can't all be correct. I have looked for evidence in favor of God's existence, I've seen a severe lack of it and as such I'm an Atheist. How does watching the sunset make you believe in a creator? That's just silly.
TooSlowGamer 8 months ago
@FenderMan1191 And no, I actually DO want to believe. My relationship with my mother and the rest of my family would be loads better and I wouldn't be looked down upon all the time. However, I know that you cannot choose what you believe. What you believe is subconscious, it's what your brain sees as reality, not what you just decide to believe. The only thing you can do, that a lot of Christians do, is "lie" to yourself and just say you believe it when, in reality, you're just avoiding it.
TooSlowGamer 8 months ago
@TooSlowGamer Just look for God and you'll find Him. He's not hiding. But don't feel that I am looking down on you. I can't because we are much the same, both in the same boat, if you will. We're all trying to find the truth. I am not in denial - I have seen God at work in my life, seen amazing events and circumstances that leave me no other choice but to believe. You have been judged unfairly, but don't let that push you away. People aren't perfect, but God is, and that is all that matters.
FenderMan1191 8 months ago
@FenderMan1191 Could you please elaborate on those events and circumstances that gave you know choice but to believe? What I'm getting out of that comment is simply that you saw something amazing and you know that the character of God is amazing and you put two and two together to come to the conclusion that God is real. The only problem is that there are so many other possibilities and what you did there is a logical fallacy.
TooSlowGamer 8 months ago
@TooSlowGamer I appreciate that you feel this is a logical fallacy, but I personally feel it is a fallacy to believe everything came from nothing without any interaction from any being. As for my stories, they are a bit personal and less supernatural in nature and more amazing turns of events that have happened when I have been more fervent in my faith. Again, I can give more detail through personal messages.
FenderMan1191 8 months ago
@FenderMan1191 I am responding to this via personal messages, just making sure any onlookers don't see this and assume I didn't respond.
TooSlowGamer 7 months ago
@TooSlowGamer And may I point out that I have shown as much respect as humanly possible for your beliefs, and I expect the same. If you would like to continue this discussion via personal messages, feel free to message me. But please avoid further insults. I am merely trying to have a conversation with you, not a life-altering evangelistic debate. Keep the tone civil and friendly. I'm not looking for a fight.
FenderMan1191 8 months ago
@FenderMan1191 I don't know how I insulted you, that's just my writing style. But if you want to continue with personal messages, fair enough. That will also get rid of the character restriction.
TooSlowGamer 8 months ago
@TooSlowGamer My apologies. I'm used to talking to people with the patience and maturity of a 3 year old, so I'm a bit quick to assume someone is being harsh. Haha. Please feel free to drop me a line, and I will give better answers. Like you said, the character restriction makes things difficult.
FenderMan1191 8 months ago
Do you think this video will make everyone believe ? There is no evidence of GOD but your humor makes me believe you already know this, right mate?
MrAntireligions 10 months ago
lol throw anotha shrimp on da barbie !
TheUkrainianAmerican 10 months ago