Whitest Kids U' Know: Abe Lincoln

[Gameathoner]

Every time I saw a trailer for that shitty movie in a theater, everyone in the theater broke out laughing at how retarded it is. I have come to the conclusion that nobody in the world wants to see it.

[ash2010331]

lmfao

[kovuthe]

The most funniest thing I have ever seen

[connorhume4]

Hold on one second I gotta PISS!! Lol I was laughing so hard wen I saw this the first time

[letuwin8080]

tubalard

[letuwin8080]

Don't you think it's funny how he said skinny a** motha f***** and then said tumbalad fat a** motha f*****

[yourmomlovesmeson]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*bleep*­

[yourmomlovesmeson]

so is the guy fat or skinny? :D

[raekae71]

This is way funnier censord

[Kiddgunnz]

LISTEN TO THE LADY JOHN AND CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN!CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN

[williamR3Dseth]

"he broke my butt"

[johnhjoker]

where u goin skinny...hey wheree u goin u fat piece o shit ....wtf best sketch ever

[TheConverselover12]

Abe:WHAT,WHAT,WHAT,WHAT,WHAT, HEY Jon!

Jon: WHAT

Abe:WHAT!

Hahahaha best part Lmao!!!

[cleon24769]

This is probably what Barack would've sounded like had he grown up on the Jersey Shore instead of *insert whatever area he grew up in here (Birthplace Hawaii doesn't count)

[TheJjkorlino]

"SAVE YOURSELF HAMLET! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIII *BEEP*" Never gets old xD

[FudgeJub]

Suck my presidential co** bit** u fat piece of sh** u tombelon mother fu**** I laughed my ass off

[veronicamorales139]

this is hilarious

[ZebrasRbeast]

That Abe is Gangster.

[vultureofculturistic]

nowyoufuckedupnowyoufuckedupNO­WYOUFUCKEDUP NOW YOU FUCKED UP....

[BawssWuzHere]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-*beep*

[mrsdiggy123]

i luv this video

[MudFlapper359]

I couldn't help but notice the guy on the left raising his eyebrow at 3:16.

[msawesomegirl99ify]

OOOHHH NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU FUCKED NOW YOU FUCKED YOU HAVE JUST FUCKED UP NOW.lol

[Emilyschillbro]

this is great, thee replay button go rapped... baaahhhd.

[waterhawk9]

now u fuck up now fuck up now u fuck up!

[NicoleHOTTie10]

suck my presidational fucking cock bitch! what! what! what! hey! what! idk why u looking up at me bitch!

[TheIceWolfShadow]

Now ya %$*& up now ya %&*$ up now &*$% up now ya %*$# up. lol best part right there these guys are amazing XD

[xXBabieStarsXx]

Now you (bleeped) up! Now you (bleeped) up! Now you (bleeped) up! Now you (bleeped) up! You have (bleeped) up now! *turns it into a song* hahaha i love that.

[xxFortunadoxx]

Still hilarious as usual.

[IRHasDiabetes911]

its a sad day when the top two comments are both quotes incorrectly stated

[slimjim930]

now you fucked up now u fucked up repeat 20 times

[coltenguinn640]

THAT IS TO FUNNY

[iwatchyardsalecrap]

lol at rewind wasn't invented until VHS

[TheMikanada]

WHAT?!

[jjdawgjensen]

Nigger.

[JviewTV]

686 people really wanted to watch hamlet ;D

[vivianaswaggurl]

oh now u fucked up now u fucked up now you've fucked up Mr president please be quiet suck my presidential cock lmao :)

[wowman100200]

686 people fucked up.

[Dogfighter04]

I used to be a lincoln like you, until i took a hammer to the butt.

[oriolefan22gaming]

did he fuck up?

[FlutterbaiDestiny]

NOW YOU HAVE &^&*$^# UP!

[00125115Biatcho]

Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter was created here first!

[Briandanielschuster]

I hear Tim Burton is producing a 2 hour reboot of this internet video.

[BloodLift15]

This is how it probably happened xDDDDDD

[50undMau5]

he was hammered in the ass so much he died of being hammered in the ass

[MrAwesomeDudeify]

Now you fucked up

[11Nico34]

Showed this to my old history teacher. He now uses this in his lessons to other classes xD WHAT!

[kham2914]

watching this on President's Day XD

[martinayiteyisgod]

hehe he broke his butt....it felt like prison

[MudFlapper359]

"Don't break my butt! Don't break my butt!"

[ThePavementWinsAgain]

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

[TheBCShow100]

Suck my presidential cock bitch!

[LORxx0o00xx]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SKINNY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FAT PIECE OF SHYT??"

^now he fucked up.

[Rindingal]

why does this seem funnier when its censored XD

[Xljewal0lX]

Still watching this as of 2012..

[MudFlapper359]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(BEEP)!

[MudFlapper359]

Whick is he,fat or skinny?

[piousone]

I bet this skit was the inspiration for "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter".

[Emopuppies1]

lol now you fucked up!!!

[MudFlapper359]

"Hamlet! Oh &@$%,Hamelet! I can't watch this! Hey everybody,I can't watch this!"

[TheBlackmage77]

the 683 people who dislike this video ...... NOW U FUCKED UP

[Ssourjr]

Is he a tub-of-lard-looking-mutha-fuck­a or a skinny mutha-fucka!? :O

[manxhedghog]

and.... Tim Burton decides to make it into a movie.

[awesomedavis101]

OMFG is that how "honest abe" died got beat to death by a hammer to the butt, wow they dont teach us that shi* in school dam.

[WeGotSkillzECTC]

"SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!"

[SuperIsaiah96]

Usually censored videos are more stupid but I never get tired of hearing the beeps in this video. haha "who said that, which one of yall dead motherbeebs just said that shit". Haha hella funny

[TheIcecreamhero24]

I was laughing the whole time

[Babygirl108Loven]

What! What! What! What! What! What! HEY! WHAT? WHAAAAATT!

[PurplexCity]

i really hated 3:49 .........

[Chubachus]

I SAW THIS LIVE!

[Xxmg93xX]

EPIC FORESHADOWING:

In the beginning, they speak of vampires in the play. Now there is an Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie!!!

[sharpfang667]

how to laugh to death : turn on the transcribe audio beta in the bottom right corner of the video.

[x1te]

Guest starring Chris Rock

[epicslayer911]

When you think about it, the entire scene of Timmy turning into a vampire and following Sam, lasted a long time.

[Brachio12898]

This is too pro. This skit will last throughout the centuries!

[ivanscorpse]

Holy fuck, Othello ate Hamlet and then raped Juliet. The merchant of Venice will not be happy.

[iamtheladyofsorrows]

i love how abe calls the guy skinny and fat piece of shit at the same time.

[MrBlackSmoke92]

I have the same birthday as Abe Lincoln.

[RandomOneOhOne]

Im watching this on abe's birthday...

[MegaStarsfan]

LMFAO

[joelchodakowski]

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

[qnaqna321]

The end "Hammered in the ass" I see what u did there....

[cheerswagg14]

"WHICH ONE OF YOU DEAD MOTHERFUCKAS JUST SAID THAT? WAS IT YOU STRING BEAN? WAS IT YOU YA SKINNY ASS PEICE OF SHIT!?" ahahahahaa, this video neverrrr gets old..

[Kampfwurst01]

@cheerswagg14 impressive how you get top comment even if you quote wrong

[NintendoDrunkie]

@cheerswagg14 Really? You're going to post what we just heard? Turn around and say it again!

[cheerswagg14]

HAHAHAAHAHAAA. i usually hate videos like this but i freaking lovee thisssss. <3333

[ervinjaron]

Nice

[doctorseaweed2]

Why was he watching Hamlet?

[SuperRfLOw]

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[grizzwaldbutts]

sounds like kel at certain parts

[iblowheadsoffzombies]

the bleeps makes it funny

[thatdude597]

What what what hey what what

[comegetsome799]

Bow u fucked now u fucked up now u fucked up what what did u say. Lmfao

[seanix54]

this made my day!!!!!

[MuffinsSpreadPlagues]

Suck my presidential co-(beep!), bitch! XD my fav party by far

[livin4sparkels]

Just calm Dow just calm down just calm down!! Lmbo

[monauk10]

listen to the woman john, calm down, just calm down,,just calm down

[PurplexCity]

1:31 - 1:40 would make a good rap song

[monauk10]

this was so funny

[KingJake2000]

Now ya fucked up now ya fucked up now ya fucked up mow ya fucked up

LMFAO

[PPSTrailers]

1:30

[cutiepieshell13]

My favorite part: Now ya f**ked up... Now ya f**ked up... Now ya f**ked up! XDDD

[Raidersfan2025]

hahahahaha funniest thing ive seen in a long time

[firsttimer4life]

lol

[thedomonic01]

So funny

[tyguy718]

don't break my butt!! he breaking me butt

[spiffy427]

Best WKUK Sketch. Ever. Hands down.

[Ninjataco5011]

SEEMS LEGIT

[Uchiha2727]

Jesus guys, just calm down.

[thatfatpurpleguy]

best part the entire video from 0:55/3:349

[XplosiveJennyyBear]

@thatfatpurpleguy are you retarded?

[thatfatpurpleguy]

@XplosiveJennyyBear no its just a name could not think of any thing else

[F1uffyBean]

679 history teachers watched this video. =)

[manxhedghog]

this is interesting, because Tim Burton is working on a movie called Abraham Lincoln, Vampire hunter

[MultiRenegade6]

HOLY SHI(beep) HAMLET I JUST SAW A FUC(beep) VAMPIRE!

[bloonstowerdefender]

usually when they censor stuff I get mad....although it's pretty awesome here hahaha

[deadspaceknight]

SUP 

[HaloOfThePig]

haha

[SnoozinOnSaturday]

677 people don't like knowing america's history

[hattanxHR028]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiBEEP

[philly4all]

NOW YA FUCKED UP NOW YA FUCKED UP NOW YA FUCKED UP NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW YA FUCKED UP NOW YA FUCKED UP

[Mrfisteration]

677 people fucked up!

[MartinDe123]

"OH MY GOD HAMLET! I JUST SAW A FUCKING VAMPIRE!"

[MrSmashingcool]

hes black xD

[maobro2]

you didnt miss much mr. preseident...timmy was justing chasing sam back and forth

throughout the whole time u weren't paying attention

[musicmaster555]

I honestly think the censored version is funnier. I don't why but something about the constant barrage of bleeps is hilarious

[chanteljohnson123]

Now u fucked up, now u fucked up, now u fucked up

Wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat a "wat" wat wat

[elliot123inm]

Just come down just come down

[MrSlimytaco]

SUCK MY PRESIDENTAL COCK, BITCH

[JahjuanR]

"i cant watch this , HEY EVERYBODY I CANT WATCH THIS" lol

[VikeFan284296]

Usually censored videos are stupid, but the "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII(beep)" never gets old lol

[cardboardbox1337]

@VikeFan284296 Whaaat? Most of the time, censored vids on YouTube make it funnier for me :/

[JordanHF00]

@VikeFan284296 i think its usually better censored cause the beep is super funny

[OMGitsDSypl]

@JordanHF00 yeah lol

[gartios11]

@VikeFan284296 lol

[42kennymc]

suck mu presidental c**k bi**h

[1stAxeAddict]

All I to say is now you have f*cked up. (lol)

[that1guy368]

you always remeber the first wkuk sketch you see

[streetburning]

Omfg never gets old so funny

[pr3dator217]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIII *beep*

[jdogtulsa]

What are ya doin' skinny? What's that fat piece of shit doin' now?

[DODODOK]

now you fucked up

[marcuscareyjr]

lol, "rewind the play a 5 minutes cuz that fat piece of shit was talking and i couldnt hear" lmao

[dazzleglam95]

I think its better with the bleeps(:

[battlefield3media]

watched this at school, not even kidding.

[disastergrl1234]

I love this play but you shouldn't have copied it, it's supposed to be their views, and likes, subscriptions. Not yours. It's not fair really. It's bull at least you can say go watch the original and subscribe...

[pickle010203]

SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!!!!!!!! HHAHAHAH LOL

[TheAluminumDude]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(BEEP­)

[BoogieMan256]

oh shit!! .I cannot stop laughing to this... I pissed on myself... Now I fucked Up!

[RowdyLikeAClassroom]

OH. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!

[SkattCompass]

Ahahaha, he died of being hammered in the ass

[sheogorath55]

they should bring more shows like this to tv networks, shows today are shit, seriously there all fucking stupid and no one will do anything about it. we need good shows, no matter how volgure they are ;D

[isnormalityareality]

So that's what happened to Abraham Lincoln!!! Stupid historians for messing up our nation's good history!

[Bronymayhem]

i think he fucked up

[MrKronos211]

just calm down!

[HunterJumper323]

so funny!!!

[Evanauto]

674 people have done fucked up now.

[DNACoder1]

I think when they censor stuff, it makes it more funny.

[HunterJumper323]

I LOVE WKUK!!!

[niggerhater318]

now you fucked up

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now you fucked up

[skatedistrict238]

@niggerhater318 now you have fucked up!

[Johnnyeatscats55]

@niggerhater318 You have fucked up now.

[silentscope1234]

@niggerhater318

you have fucked up now

[MrJakethebaker420]

what season and episode was this in?

[hitmankgm]

@MrJakethebaker420 1st season either first or second episode

[MrJakethebaker420]

@hitmankgm thank you pin head! LOL

[uberboy98]

it only bleeps the t in shit very effective

[XStoneDeadForeverX]

Censored? Super fucking gay

[MegaJim213]

My school is perfforming this "historical event" n im playin abe lincoln..... If they only new!(x

[MrYomama315]

"was it you string bean!?!" lol.

[Thepartyrocka]

Love ths video

[MrJordansquad]

Tht shit is funny