More Shit Vegans Say

[champagne5552000]

omg...do I sound like this?

[mondezdurden]

LOL!!!!!! This is so true, especially the: "Casein, SHIT!" LOL. I say that all the time when shopping.

[Ewesgirl]

lol



[Ejwoods08]

Hahaha I love the "real men are kind to animals" bumper sticker. I'm so getting one!

[Ejwoods08]

@Ejwoods08 mm, nevermind, it's a peta sticker. Pass. =/

[americannable]

im SO glad i never say shit like this

[cdm0014]

so funny

[xJustynLx]

Damn you Light Life!

[MyWordizBond]

maybe we should also do a clip about what stupid shit gay people say also..

[TheNolo73]

@MyWordizBond There's a couple of them too. :)

[roygbp1]

Just saying, this is HILARIOUS! I say 98% of the quotes on both of your videos on a daily basis! I am confused about the quote "did you see the video Joan posted on Facebook?" Is that Joan Jett since she's veggie?

[BestNewYouNow]

@roygbp1 One theory is that he said "John," meaning me. I make videos and post them on Facebook.

[roygbp1]

@BestNewYouNow Oh, coolio. What's your FB name? I'll look up the videos.

[parisandparadox]

"Casein, shit"

Yeah I say that pretty much every time I go shopping.

[justsmiles45]

Oh my gosh I freakin LOVE THIS.

[madonnabiggestfan]

Loves it ! And im vegan.

[GsBBoyDan]

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[BiohazardBunney]

Veganomicon is amazing, bar none.

[cjay2]

Product placement! (the Amy's pizza)

[FullCircleMystic]

I am the three bunches of kale person.

[SmaragdineSage]

i dont know why people hate vegans so much...i dont really label myself food preference wise but i almost never eat meat....and i just think its silly to get all up in arms about how bad the vegans are....i think you guys are great! i just hope you get all your nutrients and stay healthy!

[ilovezuma]

hahahahaaaaaaa, love this. and the mfa shirt! :D

[maymay8914]

Hahahaha the Amy's pizzas at the end is so me x3

[bloodypirates247]

"Nobody move, I have a hard carrier in the car..." XD My friend would so totally do that and bring a random animal home...

[MrsCallala]

This is so funny! Thank you! "Do you want to split a kaboocha?" lol

[pdxAgainstCruelty]

Reminds me of an exchange at the Portland, OR 2009 Fur Free Friday march. "I hear that Gregg and Linda Schumacher have left the fur industry completely and are selling vitamins now." "Yeah? well they are probably using gelatin caps."

[Sh1ntoe]

"casein...SHIT!" Yeah, I've said that a few times.

[weezer543]

What's the big deal with honey? I get everything else, but honey?

[ZoldierrZzz]

@weezer543

vegansociety(dot)com/resources­/animals/bees-and-honey.aspx

[vanillabeano]

do the majority of homosexuals sound like this

[weezer543]

@vanillabeano dude you're so perceptive. Like really.

[vanillabeano]

@weezer543 sorry my little bro was on here anyway I think i'm subscribed to this guy anyway so why would i dis in the first place.

[theusedjosh]

ahaah word! vegans rock:)

[dbassgirl]

Ha ha! I said "casein, oh no! " when I saw it in soy cheese! Why why why? We don't eat soy cheese because we like the taste of it - we just don't want dairy!!!!

[thevirtualjim]

This reminds me of my med school :)



[DespiertaRIFA]

I am SO those last 2 seconds!

[shadowsarah]

casein, shit! egg whites! hah, I get livid when those the only animal products in the food I want to eat. hah, these are all so me.

[MrsJannaC]

haha! The nutritional yeast one is so me! Never want to run out of that

[CureType1Diabetes]

I'm cracking up - this stuff comes out of my #vegan mouth!

[jenntwoN]

hahaha! amy's roasted veggie pizza! so good!!

[Alexthevegan]

Is Amy's vegan pizza worth it? I'm a poor (vegan) university student and I don't feel like spending $15 on a pizza I'll hate. Should I go for it? (Also, if I had a dollar for every time my boyfriend asked "are you calling the company AGAIN? Just look it up on the internet!" I could buy myself a lot of Amy's food...)

[DespiertaRIFA]

@Alexthevegan Wait til the Amy's pizza is on sale; it's something like $8-$9 here but occasionally goes on sale for $5. YMMV I don't know where you are... anyway, I am currently off the processed stuff but I do think Amy's roasted veggie pizza is pretty tasty and it's been a good friend in the past when we would both get home from long days at 9pm and not want to cook...

[scumkatz]

should be like, do you have canola oil?

[lyadmilo]

I LOL'd at "Are we out of nutritional yeast?" My roomie, every shopping day. Being vegetarian makes me feel normal compared to her...

[futureboycolin]

"Is this made in a factory and sold in a box?" "Is this grown in South America?" "Is the runoff from the corn you use to make your puffed corn killing your local rivers?"

Oh wait... That's "Sh*t Vegans Don't Give a Sh*t About..."

[strigiformable]

"What's your stance on palm oil?" LOLOLOLOL

[Phoray]

Loved like 5 times. SUBSCRIBE.

[WormyWyrm]

When Amy's [whatever] is on sale, I buy all of them. It is especially hilarious because I rarely bring a cart :-)

[itsMinuteMaid]

Amy's pizzas are too expensive. I just make my own or go to Little Caesars

[ElectricMayhem87]

@itsMinuteMaid I'm a Tofurky pizza person myself. Too bad only Whole Food sells them...

[ginsbl]

ARE WE OUT OF NUTRITIONAL YEAST! classic :)

[eyeswideopen85]

Ha! I've never been asked if I have a moral opposition to fertilizer;-) I don't, although a lot of farms use compost instead of ferilizer. My neighbors go to a local horse farm to gather manure to use in their garden, but no horses are harmed in the process of growing extremely large tomatoes:-)

[MoosicShaa]

This is so true!(:

[LunaraApple]

Sweet and Sara and Amy's!!! Awesome!

[barretme]

"Tofu or tempe...?" lol. Awesome.

[Librasrthebest]

tofu is good though :D

[firebrandstand]

thumbs up sweet and sara marshmallows!

[JenDiggityDirt]

PS I'm totally getting ready to start a juice fast!

[JenDiggityDirt]

Ahahaha you made me smile. Thanks!

[LowFatVeganChef]

lol @ the amy's pizzas cheese less ones.. I used to get those, but they're so damn expensive and small!

[secondbase]

"is three bunches of kale enough?" just slayed me.

[elysiatheamazing]

"am i in the mood for tofu or tempeh?"

definitely tempeh!

[TheTofuDrifter]

LMFAO! Love your videos!

[melodylampkins]

casein shit LOL!

[jpupRTni]

FOOD FIGHT!! PORTLAND!! YES!

[pigkins2003]

OMG

Go to CC

Than click Translate BETA

Than press okay

Than crap your pants in laughs

[jailanifromearth]

"Excuse me, is that coat real?"

Love the attitude :)

[satsuki26]

Are we out of nutritional yeast?! lmfao

[wickedflower]

Woo! Food Fight! <3

[PeterCavanagh91]

BILL FUCKIN CLINTON LMAO

[hollyhousekitchen]

When it comes to kale-THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH.

[frexvx]

"is there honey in your bread?" "is there egg in your pasta?" story of my life omg

[TheFrankenweenie]

"Sweet and Sara marshmallows" Yuus!

[mondkindes]

I love it! Especially: "Are we out of nutritional yeast?!"

[spaarg16]

i like these videos better than all the other ones out there because YOU are the best & funniest actor dude. you make veganism look good, hehe

ps veganomicon = bible

[hotlikefireee]

Tempeh, always! I hate tofu.

[wowthatspeng]

@hotlikefireee how?!?!?!? chinese fried tofu is amazing!

[hotlikefireee]

@wowthatspeng Fried tofu is okay. It's the texture of raw tofu that I don't like.

[DrGodComplex]

vegans are slow vikr and un-fed due to their lack of the rest of our food chain... solution we can eat the vegan and save cow's, just imagine running a vegan farm! lol... and eating vegan chops

[DrGodComplex]

i love steak FTW

[hunnyl0ve]

I'm actually currently on a juice fast. LOL this is so accurate

[sangrientobarco]

Veganomicon! indeed best cook book ever. at 0:12 :)

[MizzMeme2006]

I love that shirt, "Save a horse, ride a vegan!" LOL

[cupcakes869]

haha he forgot to mention whey =p

[KLocStar135]

LOL! those dang gon eggs white piss me off to LOL! LOL!

[justsmiles45]

I LOVE THIS.

[alexatasi]

lol asshole

[Scheefinator]

These people are fucking annoying..

[Nickjaa]

Hahaha nutritional yeast, awesome

[elizabethlea27]

I love Amy's food lol!

[syra15Willow]

LOL im vegan, but this is hilariouss:D

[kamalalovely]

OMG I love these vids!

[eyeswideopen85]

This is so, SO funny.  I'm a vegan myself, and I laughed my ass off when I saw this. SO true! And proud of it!

[wayne1955]

@eyeswideopen85 Not trying to be a smart ass, I'm just curious. Where does the plant food/fertilizer come from that helps the veggies that you guys eat grow. Most plant food/fertilizer is from animal droppings or rotten fish.

[SweetLeaf63]

@eyeswideopen85 Same here!!

[ChelseaGil]

Casein...shit! LMAO

[krsta007mill]

Love, so funny. Keep em coming!!!

[sleepykitties]

Oh God. Your so right. When you find like, vegetarian shit and it has egg whites or caesin in it... it kills me. Its like, You're already making something vegetarian, why can't you make the extra step to go vegan. :D

[zobothehobo]

Oh my god the Amy's pizzas!  SO MANY! And they really do eat that many!

Also "do I feel like tofu or tempe" was GENIUS!

[jamie1707]

I know 2 guys who act exactly like the guy in the video. Nice guys, but I can't stand to be around them for more that a few minutes. The last time one was at my house, he went through my pantry while I was in the shower and and sorted out all the things that should be thrown away, along with a million reasons why. I also never knew there are vegan approved condoms and lube (Who the fuck knew?), which he went into in great detail - a real mood buster.

[yourxtruly09]

LMAO All that Amys pizza

[nobbilc]

The first one was funnier !

[thedorkinabubble]

...all those Amy's pizzas...I wish I could afford so many! XD That's ridiculously true; it's the best pizza I've ever tasted.

[SulfurCitizen]

Caesin. SHIT! <hahahahaha

[3mangamaniac3]

Casein. Shit.

[amithedummy78]

i thought it's hard being a vegetarian...guess I was wrong!

[eatingvegan1234]

Goooooooood!

[xJustynLx]

Those are good

[keyofdavid888]

I said something similar to the "casein, shit" the other day but it was "whey, shit" after I had bought a packet of taco mix (to go with my soy meat) to make tacos. 

[kimbysun]

"are we out of nutritional yeast???" worst thing ever!

[ifriendsful]

This is sooo true for me, especially the Amy's Pizza. lol

[Photosynthesislove]

"casein shit" I've found myself a few times.

[mizziwhoop]

I wish they sold those pizzas in new zealand... I'M GOING NUTS OVER THEM

[kaldoreistar]

haha i loved it and for everyone who didn't recognize them i believe those are the cheeseless vegan amy's brand pizzas he's holding at the end. great job with this video i loved it! and i'm vegan. haha i'm laughing so much, much love. :)

[ForAllAnimals]

I don't understand the Amy's pizza part. I must not be finding the vegan kind!!! :( the only Amy's pizza I've seen has dairy cheese! :( love these videos though!!! :D

[kaldoreistar]

@ForAllAnimals oh honey you've never seen the 100% vegan amy's pizzas? i believe those are the ones he was holding :) yes good news amy's brand does indeed make vegan pizzas they just don't say vegan they say cheesless :) read the ingredients you'll be happy they are sooooo good :)

[faithlove777]

LOVE IT! Vegans rock!!! I cannot live without nutritional yeast!

[aowdw3]

Oh wow I say this stuff all the time! "Are we out of nutritional yeast?!!?!?!?!"

[sbattison]

casein.... SHIT! Haha been there done that

[mswinksalot]

Vegan and love these!!!



[Lunarwill]

Amy's Pizza is friggin' expensive.

[littleliar]

"casein, shit!" - i say that all the time hahaha

[lauracida]

hahahahahaha are we out of nutritional yeast???!!

[bconnol7]

Fantastic!  gotta be able to laugh at ourselves!

[shaneybeeback]

Very funny... But who is totally hot? Sounded like Tyle Ronan?

[lizziebordello]

@shaneybeeback Tal Ronnen - he's a gourmet chef; he wrote "The Conscious Cook." :)

[veganjohn]

This is one of the better "shit blah blah blahs say" videos I've seen. Maybe because I've been vegan since '91 and I say a lot of the same things?

[sugarycactus]

I. love. you. :) Hilarious!

[meeshame03]

"egg whites??" LOL. ive said that too when i was tryna go vegan and read the ingredients on the morning star stuff

[alphahawttie91]

Pizza joke-explain...

[Imananimegod]

Bill Fucking Clinton!

ROFL

[xkoalakingx]

are all vegans gay too?...cuz that's what this video makes it sound like

[esquibelle]

"Nobody move. I have a hard carrier in the car." Now that's obscure.

[LAZERLibby]

@esquibelle Pretty sure it was an animal rescue reference.

[teresajschulte]

"How many cats are you fostering?" HAHAHA.

[w0bblegirl]

i think i love you :)

[Fatal616]

bill fucking clinton lol

[TheBetsy1986]

haha "are we out of nutritional yeast"

[thelovelylovelle]

food fight! this WOULD come from Portland, ha!

[333oceanbreeze]

mental case

[yoyodindin]

When he said the bible coment what was the vegan book he thought they were talking about?

[milimitten97]

@yoyodindin veganomicon. its a cook book.

[lilhiphopgirl101]

@yoyodindin Veganomicon.

[elkent]

Three bunches is NOT enough!

[musicalsarah99]

I'm totally that girl who cleans out the grocery store's stock of Amy's Pizza!

[Ayame4cats]

Nobody move, I have a hard carrier in the car.

Dying!!

[jenniamias]

veganomicon & nutritional yeast!!

[ciniron]

"Are we out of nutritional yeast??"

[tracyvanity]

Dude I want that shirt!

[SophiaKennedy09]

"Are we out of nutritional yeast??" hahahahah good shit

[tracyvanity]

@SophiaKennedy09 I lost it at that one. :D

[MangekyoXWolf]

Ha ha I'm not a vegan but a vegetarian and I still find this funny XD This is exactly how 9/10 of my vegan friends act.

[missymzloca]

@MangekyoXWolf - we must know the same people! lol

[mwormke]

Thank you for creating this. I'm especially fond of Amy's vegan pizza, so I got a kick out of the last scene.

[walk4trot2canter3]

Dude, you sound like me!!! But my t-shirt says "Save a horse. Ride a cowboy."

[accshoot212]

Bill fuck clinton! Lol

[LauraLoves2Laugh]

ARE WE OUT OF NUTRITIONAL YEAST!?

omg.

[ludoludo80]

love it !!!! more more !!!! ex : vegan vs vegetarian , vegan vs raw ...etc etc

[MakeItWork18]

omg amy's pizza is vegan?!?! 

[Nolitakitty]

OHH THE FUCKING PIZZA THAT'S HOW MUCH I GET TOO.

:D

[animegirl13pain]

btw can anyone tell me what these "level 5,6,exc vegans" stuff means?

[animegirl13pain]

LOL... all those amys pizzas? XD I envy you >.> lol.

[Mecctacular]

His shirt said: "Save A Horse. Ride A Vegan." LOL!

[excommando1]

I've heard this exact shit more times than I can count. Well done.

I confess to not being a level 9 vegan yet.

[laberintoon2]

are we out of nutritional yeast? lol!

[Fehnrique]

Casein....shit.