Charlie Sheen Speaks Swedish

[BlingBlong1337]

thats not swedish

[slayer1234567896]

skogen xD

[spelldoll1]

HAHAHAHAAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA IN THE EYES

[rebskj96]

Like greit det er jo svensk...

[DinSokk]

Skulle det være svensk?? LOL

[addeex1]

Haha, couldn't they practiced those two sentences for like 5-10 minutes more...? This sounds very fail...

[0Arteetlabore0]

Väldigt tragikomsikt med alla som försöker rätta tjejen som talar svenska. "Talar du svenska?", ska det såklart vara.

[TheKrilicious]

friskt vågat, hälften vunnet hollywood

eller ska ja säga: frischt fagat, halften funnet

[Lavender95x]

hahah the only thing I heard when charlie talked swedish was "skogen" the other things was just gibberish to me xP

[issemayhem]

its "jag är halvsvensk" not "Jaeg er half svendsk"

[AVOCADOPIZZA]

Har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen?

[CheatNuker]

The girl in the end: dudalar svenska? ja aj havsvensk!

the right would be: du talar svenska? jag är halvsvensk.

similar in english would be:

what she said: Yuspeck swedish? Me am oceanswedish.

What's right: you speak swedish? I am half swedish.

see the difference?

[sarazingo]

@CheatNuker jajaja k bry

[feepque]

*Facepalm*

[kapze]

Gilla detta så tror jänkarna det är något skithäftigt!

[ps312397]

jätte roligt :D

[Zoxer01]

Okay.. for 1 minute ago, i was watching Timbuktu... HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE??!!

[gilowadept]

@Zoxer01 you should blow a hole in your brain for watching that shit

[mammaQ100]

Man hörde ju inte vad han sa bara skogen!

[TheFreakyCreepy]

@mammaQ100 Håller med, men det lät roligt xD

[Swedefool]

Not even close to swedish..the americans should really try studdy languages around the world!

[RolleElle]

hahahaha omg xD i'm swedish and that was really fun hahahaha

[thedex050]

Tjejen:Dudemår svenska? Yeah i have svensk!

[omarra2]

Vafan är detta för skit?

[Kinjamaimai]

I am Swedish and can do the west coast accent better than they can do Swedish. Maybe I should do a fan remake of the video.

[hellmansson1]

Vad fan säger han ? xD

[dinaarumor]

Haha, omg that sounded so pathetic xD Sorry Sheen, try again :P

[lovenenne]

Vad fan säger hon som är upp och ner?

[mrjazzguy92]

Hahahaha fy fan vad dåligt!

[whateverlzzm]

I'm Norwegian, but Norwegians and Swedes understand each other like 80 % and I didn't get what he said at all. All I understood was "skogen" which means forest. Had to check the comments to get the rest.

[MeatballAlliance]

@whateverlzzm I'm Swede and I didn't get a word he said ;)

[Pakanahymni]

@MeatballAlliance

Jag är finsk och jag förstått "björnar" och "i skogen."

[Reichiruu]

No, no he / they dont.

[Sildesalaten]

He obviously learned his swedish from playing Magicka.

[KHmusic57]

HAHA amerikanare alltså! XD

[dunbunter]

"Do tallar svenska ja aj haf svensk" Don't try what you obviously can't.

[NoobGuthix]

Va faan?

[kamratframjandet]

Wait.... what?? 

[huzevka95]

that is not swedish, didnt hear a word he said

[Kavve123]

@huzevka95 har bjornen samlag med andra i skogen =p

[Grivahri]

ha bunjar samlag me vajana i skogen

[TetrisTutorials]

Samlag would be translated to "Intercourse" not "Sex"

So "Do bears have intercourse with each other in the forrest?"

[yerikow]

im 100% swedish and all i heard was "skogen" or "Woods" in english .

[SWEGrabbarna]

fy fan det är ju typ tyska blandat med norska

[dragom2009]

va fan sa han?

[rafen8705]

Sounds like Magicka

[popsucks13]

thats not swedish

[187RailroadBull]

Bunjar..

[GalloJajan33]

@mrEWELlNA det lät mer som danska och norska

[lipnix]

@GalloJajan33 det der er ikke litt norsk engang :P

[wildnorviking]

hhaaahaha I'm Norwegian but i can still tell u: that ain't swedish !!!

[LolzMan7756]

har bjornbar samlag mevandrar i skjogen? W00Ts?

[Internetbelongstome]

That wasnt swedish

[Do1eTV]

It's not swedish, it's the language in Magica..

[Giss43]

I've got it all wrong, but if Sheen says so I guess I need to change up my language a bit...

[propanehns]

If this is swedish then i dont know which country ive been living in these past 16years

[Colonelsterby]

Even the translation IN the video sucks, he says: "Har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen?" Which is translated into english: "Do bears have sex with each other in the forrest?" NOT "Does a bear make love in the woods".

And the upsidedown girl is supposed to say: "Du talar svenska? Jag är halvsvensk" but instead it's like: "Dudalar svenska? Ja aj hafsvensk".

Try again Hollywood, or as we say in Sweden: Gör om, gör rätt!

[SK3MT3TxH3RP3S]

@Colonelsterby hör inte ens att han säger ett svenskt ord.

[druggelino]

@Colonelsterby do bears have intercourse ska de väl va? xD

[jbkgjbkg]

@Colonelsterby Vadå "du talar svenska"? "talar du svenska?" säger man ju.

[Larreyftw]

@Colonelsterby Make love = sex.

[Diedrich92]

@Colonelsterby So you cant translate sex into make love?

[overvald426]

@Colonelsterby bears don't make love, they mate, mate

[jorevik]

@Colonelsterby kunde inte sagt det bättre själv!! sounds more like swedish mixed with german in my ears!!

[RFTarp]

@Colonelsterby som om nogen forstår svensk med alle de talefejl :P

[squatchmoose]

"Does bears have intercourse in the woods?"

[jagjaghuh]

Har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen, säger han :)

[ZenGamingChannel]

His swedish sucks... doswerlahavsemlegvrandriskogn? wtf does that mean? and i cant understand here eather :S do you are svensk i am half svensk thats Swenglish

[Mbadly]

samlag vandra i skogen LOL

[Papalazarou18]

More like "Swedish chef's Swedish'.

[BadGirlFan]

I wouldn't even have identified this as my language if he hadn't said it was. Even with the subtitles I couldn't figure out what he was saying... And the girl sounded more German than anything else.

[polly10022]

Har bonjar sam-lagg me' varandra i skogen.

[mrEWELlNA]

''haow bjorjnar samlag med randra skojgen'' HAHAHA va roligt det lät XD

[AWESOMEBAjS]

@mrEWELlNA jaaahaaaa vad det de han sa... 

[hikoshettt]

@mrEWELlNA haha låter fan som det! -"do bears have sex with eachother in the woods"

[koksgolvetarsvart]

@mrEWELlNA att du ens hörde att han sa de? :d

[EpicHiltRS]

Har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen, säger han:D

[hocy1998]

I'm Norwegian and i understood ^^

[OssianWikmalm]

@hocy1998 Yeah since that how stupid u norwegians sounds. Nah im just kiddin :D

[Sparta2740]

@hocy1998 yeah, thats because youre norweigan.

[miltontordas]

i heard samlag and vandra i skogen

[LycanusX]

i didnt understand first then i repeted and i was like LOOOOOOOOOL!!!! ( im swedish -.-)

[TheAftereight8]

har bonjar samlag med varandra i skogen" hör jag

[Bottledflower]

Man kanske ska gå en utländsk kurs i svenska för att se om man lärt sig allting fel :o

[midnightdildo]

Every swede that writes that you can't hear what he's saying is kind of deaf. You can clearly hear he says "har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen?".

[IronSeven]

@midnightdildo

He doesnt say that, he tries to but its more like bjoarnaoier aeiorgjaer .. i bet youre an immigrant if you consider that swedish.

[midnightdildo]

@IronSeven Lol, i am born in sweden. I think that your the immigrant if you say that you can't hear what he's saying.

[GMD45321]

BONJAR?? Det ska va BJÖRNAR! HAHAHAH!!!

[skatewft3447]

fatta inget han sa fy fan va dåligt

[Skaaakarn]

i heard "samlag" and skogen xD

[apple97submit]

just "skogen" was swedish hahaha

[Alphabetadelta97]

This sounds more like an combination of danish and the swedish chef...

[BartsOwner]

what the fuck, i am swedish, and this was nooooot swedish!!!

[ghfellan94]

"har bornjar sajmlawg meejd varandraaa i skogeen?"

[diablotop]

har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen LOL

[Yoinman2009]

ja halv svenskXD fy fan vad bra svenska altså

[loser1536]

samlag å typ vandra i skogen rofl de jag får det till

[TheNathanacer]

...........................WTF­!

[bornwithAwesome]

har bjunjar samlag med varandra i skogen ... HAHAHAHHAHA jag dör

[trolletyg]

lol hahaha så fult när amerikaner pratar svenska xD kolla bara true bloods 

[jafsterlordbib]

Hur fan får han björnar till "bunjar"?? Har bunjar samlag med-varandra i skogen? HAHA

[nabcakesforsale]

He's saying "har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen"=Do bears have sex with eachother in the woods

[4everAloneMinecraft]

was that swedish?... then im not sweed..

[thebeashow]

i understood skogen nothing more

[Swedishmakers]

if you call that swedish then americano is jiouhugytfyyttfgt

[MadskillsMarvin]

Han sa "Har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen?"

[mrweinemo]

he said. har björnar samlag i skogen. then she said.du talar svenska jag är halv svensk. and I don't belive that she is half swedish

[AvgudarIFK]

I am Swedish, and i just understand the las word, " i Skogen" which means " in the forest"

[Lanzarn]

That's not swedish... lol

[Therazdude1]

Charlie sounds a little like the guys from Magicka

[ThePojkar]

After I rewinded 15sec moment about 2000000000000 times i heard what he said!

(Yes, Im SWE)

[QwickDrawz]

Thats not swedish XD

[TheSnowdr0p]

HAHAHAHAAHAH im swedish!! and I didnt understand anything of what he just said ok!

[Listener113377]

Hah pff neej björnar har inte samlag i skogen.

[JohannaJoins]

Hahahha I'm swedish and I had to listen to what he said like 5 times until I could make out the whole sentence :'D

[BlaccEagle]

THAT, is not swedish. That is like german wrapped in danish or something. Jag är också halv svensk heheh

[miniiwar93]

"Har brunbjörnar samlag med varandra i skogen"?

[Leggunda]

He says "Hawr bjoewrnar samwlag med vawrandraa i skuewgen" but I think he's trying to say "Ska vi ha samlag i skogen?" so... yeah...

[MrGlenn1337]

fail... <.<

[AnotherGamer100]

Snackar han svenska eller danska?

[99slipknotmaggot]

@Fridolfino yeh the only thing i understood was "skogen"

[chr1stens3n]

well, I'm Swedish and if an english person would've said that to me I would be like .... what?

[oggele]

Holy shit, that's bad swedish...

Courage for trying though...

[jackblackSE]

I think they got ONE word right in between them, lol.

[Zaavvee]

not a very good swedish, and i know it cause i am from sweden.

[Ntek46]

i fell shame for charlie sheen talked my launge

[cocktail365]

hav bonjar samlg meg varanja i skogen? *har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen? listened closely;)

[MrGiantrucci]

@cocktail365 no shit

[cocktail365]

im swedish and i didnt understand shit

[TheLovisa2007]

I'm swedish and all I understood was " skogen ", I truly hope that all the ones who's watching understands that his swedish SUCKS.

[MioxXxNetchii]

@TheLovisa2007 i heard samlag and skogen o.o

[TheLovisa2007]

@MioxXxNetchii hahaha ! If you don't look at the vid. while he's talkin' swedish u hear everything ! It's sound fuckin' TERRIBLE ! LOL

[Saminizer16]

@TheLovisa2007 Vad förväntar du dig av en knarkar psykopat? =)

[TheLovisa2007]

@Saminizer16 Njaa psykopat vet jag inte om han är men knarkare är han.

Inga höga förväntningar, amerikanare i allmänhet är inte så bra på att prata något annat språk än deras eget eftersom det är ett av värlspråken. Så tycker de att de inte behöver lära sej något annat. Men kollar man inte på honom medans han snackar så hör man allting. :)

[Saminizer16]

@TheLovisa2007 Nä jag vet, engelska är det språk som är vanligast i världen och eftersom engelska är deras modersmål så lär dem sig inte mycket annat. Resultatet blir då hemskt uttal haha. Och jag tycker att han är en psycho, annars hade han inte haft drogproblem till att börja med. Inte för att jag bryr mig eller något men då man hela tiden hör om honom på antingen tv eller på nätet så blir det irriterande -.- och man märker att tjejen som svarade han inte pratar svenska så bra heller haha

[Fridolfino]

Seriously, I'm swedish, and I don't understand a shit of what he's saying.

[limpanolssonTV]

@Fridolfino i understood the last word "skogen" im sede too

[Mumfin]

@Fridolfino Lyssna då.

[skatewft3447]

@Fridolfino i am swedish to dont understand a shit

[TheLovisa2007]

@skatewft3447 kolla inte på honom utan lyssna bara, så höru allt.

[ulriksj]

@Fridolfino

Norwegian myself, and think he's something along the lines of: "Har bjønnar samlag med hverandre i skogen?"

[mrweinemo]

what he is sayin for the sweeds "Har björnar samlag i skogen" so

[Mara7Villa]

Första gången hör man ju inte ett skit förutom "skogen" men om man lyssna om några gånger så hör man ju att han säger "Har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen?", ganska svårt att uttala å ä ö som utlänning dock, därav uttalet på "björnar" :P

[GoldDieter]

Haha! FYI that was NOT Swedish!

[weel991]

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[coolabbe1]

haha man säger *vill du göra kärlek is skogen?*

[TheFrIsK21]

E did not speak good swedish

[annaelin1]

Herregud, o hon som va halv svensk oxå xD du tala svenska? jag är halv svensk!

[eatmymonkeycake]

an bjorn gjor samlag mhed vrandra i skhogen. That was just horrible swedish right there.

[Xfiles98]

HAHAHAHA "doodelar svenska?" xD

[anderseeeeen]

"Duddelar svenska? Ja ai hav svensk" is exactly what the girl said.

The only correct word she acutally said was "Svenska and svensk"

[makkiii]

I like the other chick too. "Doodalar svenska?" = "Du talar svenska?"

[DrunkenGamingReviews]

@makkiii

Haha yea and "ya and i have svensk" that was wierdly translated to "im half swedish"

-Ja Jag är halvsvensk- she should say ;)

[peronkop]

Bunyarr = Björnar!

[EddThePedd]

"Har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen". Does bears have intercourse with eachother in the woods. That's what he said with teeerrible accent :)..

[charanox]

what she says if u listen to her bad swedish is this:

You slippery swedish i am slipper swedish!

[joockez]

Har bonjar samlag med grandra i skogen?

Läs med en amerikans accent

[flisen1000]

Efter att jag lyssnat 45 gånger hörde jag, ''Har björnar samlag med varrandra i skogen'' Men de lät som arabiska först måste jag säga

[vabis1200]

he speaks something els then swedish

[UsingMetal]

".......... samlag i skogen?" O.o

[sirbobba]

The only thing he said right was woods, "skogen"

[NarutoRasengan89]

Amerikaner är blattar hahaha

[kimpa60]

jag fatta inte vad han säger...

[premton28]

@kimpa60 inte jag heller

[SigurdDaMan]

haha xD practice the pronouncing and you're fine :D

[Kaattii1]

The only thing i heard was "samlag" (sex).

[frozenyoghurtify]

HAHAHA jeg prater som jeg er lide amerikansk ja

[notuern]

har bornjar samlarj mer rarnjarj skogen

[retryguy]

I hate that every time someone in american movies or shows speaks swedish they sound like they are from sweich or german or something...'And yes i´m swedish

[sWeDEshuffLER92]

swedish 2000 years ago

[SquirrelGoesPewPew]

I like the fact that there are only swedish commenting on this video.

[TheDyzneeChannel]

''Har björnar samlag med varandra i skogen?''

HAHA just like