The Book of Eli Abridged (Fallout 3 Machinima)

[ovoon7]

I want the OST to this award winning short film.

[nekuboy1]

thumbs up if you heard the bad karma sound after he killed the old guy

[TheExperimentalFreak]

Has to be my favourite machinima

[buerplaysguitar]

"I don't work for nobody but Jesus GOD DAMNED FUCKING CHRIST, ok, jack?"

That phrase and the zoom in killed me XD

[ffershchhusd]

I was playing Fallout: New Vegas when I found a mercenary that looked just like Eli!

[SwagginBoy]

@AAskrillex4eva YES!!!

[AAskrillex4oreva]

Okay Is he blind in the movie or not ?

[supermonkey50001]

what hand gun is that?

[OFWGKTADGAFTGODSDB]

this is dumb... the book of eli is boss

[rigbybot127]

Wow, I just got knocked down a couple of IQ points, but I think it's better that way. Machinima rating 5/5

[MrHotcocopuffs]

just because he can read brail dosnt mean hes blind. He could see and read brail

[TheSammynella]

ha garyoldmobiel

[TheSammynella]

what was that tune?!

[Maxwedgell]

That was kinda weird but still nice btw

[xxHappyMeal84xx]

Machinima suck

[pancake8989]

Ha ha too funny

[idlebass]

I just can't stop watching this shit over and over,  I think it became compulsive or something !

[idlebass]

That was just awesome.

[trollpantsmcgee]

This was the best thing to ever happen to my life

[Hteam1422]

I just watched this movie and now I get all the jokes in this

[TisThePanda]

does this guy have any other vids? ...anyone? .....plz? .....NOW GOD DAMMIT!!!

[oneclipleft]

@TisThePanda Why yes, I do have more videos! Whooo!

[magicbanna555]

try again at random...no get drunk and try again at random

[SeCONdagenda1]

that made more sense than the actual movie

[ArmoredSaintz24]

Write down everything I say word for word, word? Word. Word. In the beginning there was the word, and the word was with God... damn it I'm dieing! xD

[mrbossman2131]

HE WAS BLIIND THE WHOLE TIME!!!........NOOOOOOOOOO.

[mrbossman2131]

what in the ballsack lolz lmfao

[Lastjedi53622]

Yes he was blind at the end you see his eyes they don't move

[markis8437]

"I only work for Jesus godamn fucking Christ!" lol

[tubeyou1905]

Wow...the first machinima film I hated. Assholes.. He never saw the lady getting attacked deedadees..he heard her.

[bimbox15]

Press "2" for boner

[mikilovesulots]

No he's got a soft spot for HOOOHAASS

[saintsrowsoilder]

LOL

[GreyWolfOfPeace]

Lmfao!

[mesteriassasin]

I think its missconseption that eli i blind, the bible is just for defs

[AlienNext100]

@mesteriassasin Really?

[mesteriassasin]

@AlienNext100 yhea, the bible was in blindwrite but eli wasent blind, he just could read it... probably he had some kind of job before the incident of the apocalypse, and i meant blinds, not defs

[DeloricIluris333]

In the beginning there was there was the word, and the word was the bird bird bird, the bird is the word.

[AvengeDuckyoffical]

press 6 for jew

[Archangel0047]

What a waste of five minutes.

[Pozla93]

@Archangel0047 Watch the real movie first and you might think different, dumbass :p

[Archangel0047]

@Pozla93 I have watched it, and watched it often. It is a superb movie, so...get your facts right, dumbass ;)

[123thatoneguy]

i loved the ad i had, it was the fully bug powered smart phone :D

[ItzahMittah]

pres 2 ..just for a BONER

[Freezykow]

I swear this is one of the funniest videos on youtube and i don't know why

[F41LSH0T]

Why does Tenpenny sound like Cell?

[Tasinater]

oooooookkkkkkk

[Mrdoomtaco]

:39-:42 that's what she said

[jamesibell20]

Man I sure am glad no piss ant whinny stupid teenage girls are following

wait

well thanks a lot god you indictive asshole

I want to come with you

Shut Up your crazy retarded idiot before I accidentally shoot you

lets go

Cracked me up

[FoxMcBanjo11714]

Fellout mod...

[walker247ful]

what gun is that



[JamesRadnus]

Lolz, Denzel Washing Machine?! Hahaha

[TheExperimentalFreak]

One of the best Machinima's around

[AgustinCuca]

oh jesus no, oh God i'm dead...

[Jac0b001]

This is totally awesome I mean its true to just see murder rape every now and then

[warspitejr]

LOL i love how the gun has a texture error XD

[Lucacho19]

shopBONER!!!

[TheWeen12345]

How can he say im dead when hes dead?

[Handgun777]

@TheWeen12345 he's Denzel Washingmachine, he can do anything.

[kingman4889]

@TheWeen12345 They did it in American Beauty so...

[NanoTrout1]

What's with the same music over and over again :P

[uHeartRonRon]

..............

!?(･_･;?1/4,（；゜０゜）2/4,

！(◎_◎;)3/4,（−＿−；）4/4

"4 out of 4 agree cocaine is a hell of a drug",...(^_^;)

[NanoTrout1]

Murder rates happen all the time? Nice grammar!

[TheTreyVidz]

@NanoTrout1 murder rape -_-

[NanoTrout1]

@TheTreyVidz ohhhhhh :P

[flozero9]

ohh my gosh, what happend to sexy solara???

[DavidMacan23]

omg! machinima guys don't know what ''ArchiveInvalidation'' is. Look at Eli's gun. Bad textures xD

[oneclipleft]

@DavidMacan23 Haha, yes. That was my mistake. Unfortunately, I hadn't heard of archive invalidation when I made this video. So, all you fine viewers get to see like 8 different guns that change every shot XD

[Khristoph642]

"YOU FROSTY BIIITCH!!"

[Homezy174]

u frosty beech

[thatgreggguy]

I actually liked the movie, but this was sweet.

[agc153]

It's funny how he just keeps killing everyone except Garry Oldsmobile

[zenoxro]

loved it

XD

[ShaiqNBaiq5464]

I'll just SEE myself to the door... LMFAO!

[webb20k]

darwin said... SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Rorylfc3]

@webb20k

Its not the strongest of species that survives, nor the most SHUT THE FUCK UP

[7000pranks]

black people!! are sooo cool

[agc153]

This video never gets old, I swear it never does

[ApeloFellow]

this is brilliant

[TheExcalibur356]

what?? denzel washing machine?

[Vizzar3]

is denzel rly blind ? xD

[123LNR]

@GoatseSydePhil - yet I'm Caucasian... You're a fucking genius.... *Claps sarcastically*

[SirGrimGamer]

Wait.....he was blind!?!?! o_0

[ShawnsPackingHeat]

"Dont be stupid, your being stupid right now and I demand that you stop."

[sfortes7426]

what in the ballsack!

[Papadopoulos117]

Do you have my book you dried up dusty piece of shit.

[Mikeybetts]

BEST DEATH EVER!!!!

also "your ass is grass old man" *BANG* that bit was LOLTASTIC!!

[robotcow28]

this was pretty damn Mother fucken accurate if you ask me :P

[DJdude250]

Why is it so bright

[Ichigokurosaki9999]

GTA IV Machinima > Fallout 3 Machinima

[deloreandmc88]

LOL

[123LNR]

The cheesy Humour that is actually not funny…makes it not funny…

This was created for 5 year olds right?

[deloreandmc88]

@123LNR Make a better one them.

[Cryer24597]

@123LNR It's funny if you have seen the movie.

[sweatyballs75]

@123LNR Then you apparently don't appreciate good humor. Kill yourself.

[123LNR]

@sweatyballs75 - Telling someone to go kill themselves for not finding potty humour and childish comedy funny… Are you 12 by chance? Maybe, instead of telling other people to go kill themselves, you can return the insult to yourself. Grab a knife, insert it into you anus, and Fall on it… You’ll enjoy it. The pain will turn you on. Sir, you’re a loser… I didn’t like the comedy, and I shared my opinion. Telling someone to kill themselves makes it personal. This is going to be FUN ;)

[sweatyballs75]

@123LNR Lmao no i'm 14 and i understand you're giving your opinion and i'm giving mine and it is that his opinion sucks and he should jump off of a bridge with concrete tied to his legs xD

[123LNR]

@sweatyballs75 - Well, instantly I begin to understand why you enjoy this sort of humour. But matey o chum. Telling someone to go kill themselves is one way to get into trouble, or for a fight to start. “Kill yourself” started this, so to begin with, you’re a 14 year old shit stirrer. Please, be like most 14 year olds and shush. Jumping off a bridge I can do, but I’ll give the concrete a miss. Cutting your toes off is better than reading your garbage, and listening to this terrible humour.

[broosycruise]

@123LNR silly 14 year olds ^

[123LNR]

@broosycruise - I know, although I'm not 14 haha

[broosycruise]

@123LNR i know was referring to him lol ^

[KassRedFox]

"Don't be stupid ... you're being stupid right now and I demand you to stop!"

[DoctorR3D]

God Damn

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

this was actually better than the movie!

lol

[AgustinCuca]

@MaTchBoOkPoEt ROFL you are right sir!

[FRASERE45]

lol

[falloutworldrecord]

Ahahahah!! Many lengendary quotes!

I work only for Jesus goddamn fucking Christ!

Let me buy a nice cold *BAM*

Violence makes Jesus cry!

hehe

[fearlessxX100]

i know how to escape tranquility lane without killing anyone its easy and simple i will be glad to tell you how to do it, just send me a replie and i will tell you. its not a glitch or a hack its just a option that no one seem to know apart from me lol

[Ps3EvolutionGaming]

@fearlessxX100 its simple lol...

[Soulreaver934]

@fearlessxX100 Um. It's fairly simple to get out of there without killing anyone. Idk why you think you're the mastermind of Tranquility Lane...

[iwetaded]

@fearlessxX100 Is it the failsafe?

b/c if it is everyone knows it.

[seagullAbyssLol]

@fearlessxX100 Wow, you crazy retarded idiot. Shut up before I shoot you. I'd sooner eat shit and die than listen to your tranquility lane strategy.

[lordi702]

dammit i got to get this gun thing fixed

[TheBladeRunnerr]

I seriously have watched this like 3 times in a row just to laugh, funny shit man keep it up.

[SwizzZYx]

actually,the movie was about him being on a mission from God.

therefor God was protecting him.. and if you watched the movie again.

he never killed.. or went after anything.. until he heard it.

The cat in the beginning: he heard it meow.

The first fight: obviously he heard them.

the cat at the bar: it meowed.

the shooting scene: watch it again, he never shot at anyone until thy shot at him first.

the house with the cannibals: he smelt dead people.

watch the movie again, you'll understand.

[KibaOoYeah]

@SwizzZYx yeah the movie is shit!

[Kasrkin101]

@KibaOoYeah the movie is awesome

[MrShotgunrain4]

@KibaOoYeah well arent you an asshole

[squathacker]

word? word! word..

[StingerPop35]

Should have used Andale for the part with the cannibals... its exactly like the movie

[Kotarashi]

damn they gave denzel a faggot white boy voice :/

[MrMrdimples]

Whoever thinks fallout 3 is gay.....ur a a*****

[maxsil89]

Oh god what an unexpected twist ending! it was better then inception

[maxsil89]

i hate machinima sometimes "click here to watch some crappy block ops shit"

"click here to subrscribe to our 500th channel" click here to watch more crappy cod vids, click here to watch us praise consoles and hate PC

[SATCHELization]

"I don't work for anyone other than Jesus Goddamn Fucking Christ!!!!!"

[EBJjengaXD]

and the word was the bird... or something like that.

[chiefsean16]

"Your ass is grass, old man!"

[CSAmerican]

"... Because I'm totally not blind"

[419chris419]

what the hell? Is this supposed to be funny?

[wiktoriode]

@419chris419 ooooh yeeeeeaaaaaah!!! great shit man :D :D :D

[fusionfr00b]

was eli actually blind for the entire movie?

[Iteachu2beninja]

@fusionfr00b Yeah as a result of the nukes dropped in the war.

[mast0rrrchief]

haahahaha this is awsome make more xD

[unclesam1024]

This was just stupid

[AccountfortheGamers]

i love how eli has that goofy smile the whole time

[DaJalster28]

@Raldefas HAHA its funny cuz your an uneducated asshole with as much brain power as a dead goldfish! xD

[RaurelAdams]

i love fallout, but not this piece of crap..

[Bluestudio555]

@RaurelAdams Well then fuck off.

[droctayogapus]

Mlg bro.

[uHeartRonRon]

Yep....that pretty much sums it up LOL

[XBOXNationTVHD]

I just ate a fucking cat for jesus christ sack.lol wow

[SpockCanYouSaveme]

if you didnt notice he was blind in first 30 minutes you are a fool. white power.

[Cairsoir]

5 2 6.

[ninjamoding]

thanks a lot god u addictive asshole XD

[pitbullcontroll]

Shut up before I dust your dusty chouch

[m1kael23LP]

he sounds like goku WTF....xD

[Nerdgasm5]

Press 5

Do it.

[perryizgr8]

stupid movie and nice video!



[weaknessisnotallowed]

.....Not funny at all.

[masterspector]

well I like the movie, but hey, this makes sense and such as much of a youtube video... so its a good standalone.

But if it counts as insulting the movie (ya did a good job >->)

[honkingonbobo]

The hell was that?

[MrJeffer35]

word

[harrased007]

wtf is that screaming fucking child ad i got i wanna kill that son of a bitch that put that shit on the internet and thought it was worth advertising their product through, duckfuckers

[darthkazden]

AWESOME

[ElectroferHouse]

Thats basically what happened in the movie

[FlameBCK]

press 2 for boner

[letso1000]

can i get the mods/clothes weapns

[Berserker534]

when i watched the movie i could not stop thinking about this game

[spartanpawn007]

Press 5 for jessus

[KevUrbie]

God's got a soft spot for WHORAS!

[SickendArrow]

lol the guns texture keeps on changing meaning someone didnt install archive invalidated or installed the mod wrong.

[oneclipleft]

@SickendArrow Yep! That'd be me. But I thought it was kinda humorous on its own so I just left it like that.

[GoldenGangsta666]

Wait... was he blind the whole movie?!?!

[HitmanDelta777]

This was hilarious XD it had some good points to

[z2thaanko]

the book of eli totally stole it's idea from fallout

[USMCG0811]

@z2thaanko

You're an idiot.

[MrJeffer35]

XD