PSA: Ben Stiller Speaks Out Against Shaken Manchild Syndrome

[kblargh]

cat named dog. why didn't i think of that

[7255202]

Lol its so true. I hated his movies because of that. I like my comedy subtle not manchildsh.

[DaPivotCreature]

If ONLY MY CABLE COMPONY HAD THE ONION NEW NETWORK. All them other news station is all BS. But the onion tells the trueth. Yes it tells you what u need to hear!!!

[Chansulus]

lots of people dont no how serious this problem is thank you Ben Stiller .

[daspoooop]

GIGANTOR

[MegaWinnieGirl]

I'm a woman-child lol :D

[SupaTROopa2]

@MegaWinnieGirl Probably not, starting with that smiley face.

You're not ready to embrace.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@SupaTROopa2 I don't know what you're saying.

[SupaTROopa2]

@MegaWinnieGirl You're not a womanchild.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@SupaTROopa2 Any particular reason why you've decided that?

[NoiThinkiWillStay]

@MegaWinnieGirl You're not very bright, are you?

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@NoiThinkiWillStay O?

[NoiThinkiWillStay]

@MegaWinnieGirl O is a letter.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@NoiThinkiWillStay You're annoying. Why are you insulting me for no reason?

[HarrisonRocks]

@NoiThinkiWillStay

Stop being a retard, you're too good at it.

[NoiThinkiWillStay]

@HarrisonRocks k

[HarrisonRocks]

@NoiThinkiWillStay

Thank you

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

im a man child

[gredangeo]

IT'S A BLEEDERRRRRRR!!!

[RobertAlanMacDonald]

" You had a Lunchables for dinner last night ! Your a F$%King Man Child. " - Chet

" 30 minutes or Less "

[xXRazorSharp101Xx]

I'm a Ben Stiller fan and I'm not a man-child...

... MOM, CAN YOU COME WIPE ME?!

[BillieMunday]

You ma-ma-ma-ma-make me happy!

[KanaCanaful]

"Just went full retard"

[OfficialRilo]

hell yea!, ima 12 year old ain hadd puss in 2 weeks going strong.

[OuttaTheBlueProd]

@OfficialRilo You're probably a 12 year old who doesn't even know what "puss" means, just heard a big kid say it and figured it sounded cool.

[bookercreator]

@OuttaTheBlueProd I think he is saying he hasn't had a his cat for two weeks (maybe it died?) and he is still going strong, he hasn't given up hope that he can get through this tough time of loss, and catlessness...

[phdan123]

@OfficialRilo loool good troll job

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

That must have been very difficult for Jerry Stiller to carry on with his son's condition. What a hero.

[HO1ySh33t]

"just because I don't have a life, doesn't mean I don't deserve to live"

Darn how do they create phrase as equally serious as hilarious like that?

[ejinu1]

Don't talk you lost your man card!

[williamkendrick]

its a real website. go tharrrr

[TheNYCbarbiegirl]

=D hehehehehe =D

[TheYouwontgetit]

just do not fucking shake them you assholes...!

[PurpleStorm8]

I don't know Mr Stiller, Chris Chan certainly needed a good shaking...but now it's too late as he's no longer a man.

[majinjared]

Their website sucks

[TheSherwin2261]

I think everyone should go to that website.

[octupus6]

Damn, Ben Stiller sure can sell anything.

[Dednyz]

How touching, we must do something about this!

[YungTittz]

I am Child man

[sam2cblraider]

Shaken Manchild Syndrome ? wow lol

[LotsaSpaghetti84]

Ben Stiller is a fan of The Onion?

[lajlijthoj]

Yup. He went "full retarded" in this one.

[ShaithMaster]

I..... am a manchild

[newgenious]

...I like ketchup on my rice...

[piyel456]

simple jack

[n66178]

the daily show

[DaspittaNigga83922]

I hate wgen men put cologne on their balls... its gross!

[DJTripleThreat78]

@DaspittaNigga83922 Oh yeah? And would you believe that no one gives a shit?

[tHisB3MeE]

For a second I thought this was real... Shuddup

[MrRichardKranium]

@CO2Junkie You want to know if you have a life, if you have to ask such a question it's more then likely you can't handle the answer. Now you can go back to kissing my ass lmao...

[CO2Junkie]

@MrRichardKranium I love you Mr Richard Kranium.

[MrRichardKranium]

@CO2Junkie I knew I could help you... ;)

[coolbji]

Glad I'm not a manchild. So much liability goes along with being one, I would never get insured.

[TrueKnuckleSandwich]

wtf



[shaunpisk]

Awesome

[shaneu1]

A possible solution to the underlying problem presented by Mr. Stiller. I propose that Gunnery Sgt. R. Lee Ermey (USMC ret.) be commissioned to establish a series of "Manchild Retraining and Re-education Camps." These would be commanded by retired USMC drill instructors, who would be given an absolute free-hand in restoring manhood to these unfortunate creatures. They would, to paraphrase Prof. Kingsfield of "Paper Chase" fame, come in with a scrotum full of mush, but leave with a "brass pair."

[thull21]

@shaneu1

i second that

[HippyCalliach]

Guffaw man this gets better lol

[BoxOfExplosions]

edbassmaster and jackvale are manchildren.

[mjswans]

Mom said it's OK to watch this.

I don't get it.

[ToddlerEater]

yea mom dont shake me

[JunetheHomemaker]

Oh my God I TOTALLY love this. Way to go, Ben Stiller! Fight the good fight!

[timidemerald]

ohmygod. this is GENIUS.

[mattakudesu]

man-child fo lyfe, im a 23 yr old virgin going on 40

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@mattakudesu me to but im serious not joking

[mattakudesu]

@FIGHTFANNERD3 what makes you think i was?

[eyeheartpancakes]

New drinking game: Take a shot for every extra chin a man child has.

[Smallify]

@eyeheartpancakes do you want to die of alcohol poisoning??

[ukdeejay]

Where do I donate? How do I find out more information about halting this terrible tragedy? Does this beanie make my head look stupid?

[hotpopcorncake]

Cause of economi going down hill there lot Manchild syndrome uprising.

[ke4zz]

don't like my comment

[K9Negative]

meh, I don't much care for bringing in famous actors.

[Spetsop]

"Dog"... that's an awesome name for a cat!

Imaging have a dog and naming it "kitty" and trying to call it when out in the park loool

[ZorraHokage]

.... is this real?

[CCNezin1]

@ZorraHokage You haven't heard of Onion before have you? Short answer: Yes!

[CCNezin1]

@ZorraHokage I mean NO! fail on my part...

[ZorraHokage]

@CCNezin1 Haha, thanks.

[OniKensei]

@ZorraHokage yes. very.

[michiyoyoshiku]

lets mock people because it;'s aweosme

FUCK who ever wrote this

[DivineAwe]

is this actually ben stiller? or this a fricken good actor?

[jamasianman]

Should have done it Zoolander style.

[lanceawatt]

I know I can overpower my manchild sydrome... but somehow... I.... must.... stop.... playing.... world of warcraft!!!

[mmmpancakesmmm]

129 people are manchilds. Stop drinking Bud Light and if you must watch T.V. then choose something besides the NFL.

[TheKipKadillac]

What Ben Stiller is awesome. Who are all these people that don't like Ben Stiller and then click and watch a Ben Stiller video? Thats like a Vegetarian that eats meat and then speaks out against it the whole time

[PunchSydeiron]

A cat ironically named "Dog."

[TheBigjeqc]

Somebody need to do a shirt with:

Just because I don't have a life, doesn't mean I don't derserve to live.

[amfmEsjal]

i'm a fan of ben stiller :D

[HKA25]

I consider myself a manchild, but Im not fat or ugly. I might be one of the most attractive manchildren in the entire world :) Plus I have a girlfriend :D

[CEASEBYERS]

@HKA25 HKA HAS A GIRLFRIEND HKA HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!(:

[HKA25]

@CEASEBYERS: Yeah I just thought I should mention it lol because when you hear the word "manchild" you think about some fat slob, like that guy from the World of Warcraft episode (Southpark) Those guys are for real and they don't have girlfriends man XD

[redscarf]

OMG I´m a manchild. Its ok though, I get a lot of pussy.

[WorshipInTruth]

@redscarf Spoken like a true manchild.

[shaneu1]

@redscarf I suppose you possess some quality that ignites the feminine "motherly instinct." The "Manchildren" I have observed could not secure an assignation with the proverbial $2.00 harlot. If you want to see Manchildren en masse, just view footage of one of those "Star Trek" conventions or find footage of the crowd lined up for the latest chapter of "Star Wars." Of course, this suggests that "Manchild" is synonomous with "geek" or "nerd"; such is not always the case.

[Didymosrules]

@shaneu1 So essentially anyone who doesn't believe in what you do is a "man-child." What an idiot. People can think on different terms and like other things. Doesn't make them a man-child.

[Didymosrules]

****Sorry I posted to the wrong person. Forget what I posted earlier**** 

[HeasonFoom]

What the hell is plural for manchild? "menchilderen" "manchilds" "Menboys" fuck I give up.

[Level1Slime]

I know it's the elephant in the room, but some blame does sit with the parents. You have to spare a thought for your children and make sure they don't become worthless leeches that you refuse to recognize as a burden to society. I am doing my best to prevent my child from becoming a manchild.

No Halo.

No Call of Duty.

No Pokemon after his 10th birthday.

No MTV.

No YouTube.

And for god's sake, no Ben Stiller movies.

I don't want to preach, but this is clearly a very serious issue. Srsly bro.

[Fleshy91]

@Level1Slime I agree with all of your restrictions accept for youtube. youtube actually has ALOT educational material. Just gotta keep your kid from watching videos about chewing tobacco and stuff like that.

[HKA25]

@Level1Slime: hahaha gtfo

[TrevComix]

@Level1Slime You've already doomed your children because you think "Srsly" is an acceptable way to abreviate "Seriously". Plus shouldn't people practice what they teach? No Youtube for you, mister! Not until you do your homework at least.

[onecrazyfrau]

@TrevComix Sry2say u r dum

[MrFlyboi87]

Love It!

[DarthSkater6]

I'm 29 and have a spongebob shower curtain

[redneckdude4]

fucking love this!!! HAHAHA!!!!! i love Ben Stiller for doing this

[helloimtom100]

lmfao dear mister ben stiller i love ur fucking funny

[IncontrolabiI]

this is fucking disturbing... fu onion....

[mclarenf45]

@IncontrolabiI lol manchild !

[deeXaeed]

Is this real Ben Stiller? how was he recreated?

[mydaddyatemyeyes]

@deeXaeed No, it's not. It's the hologram.

[deeXaeed]

@mydaddyatemyeyes I am serious.

[iDenmark]

Adult children?

[ronpaul2008rocks]

Very funny.

[TheArchon1]

great message, we could all use a little waking up STOP SHAKEN MAN CHILD SYNDROME we can do it together!

[imelroy]

Where is Chris Chan... JULLLLLAAAAYYY (Anyone know what I'm talking about)

[Furicist]

Visit the website mentioned at the end of the video, its hilarious!

[FaultYesteryear]

this is terrible. never use celebrities in onion videos, ruins the illusion

[15thCrypt]

@FaultYesteryear doesnt that ADD to the illusion? you have real celebrities talk seriously about a cause as if it was a true disaster

since its someone more well known people are more likely to believe it

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

everyone responding to this dumb internet church loon is doing exactly what he wants... bringing attention to his spam. Obviously the comment is just copied and pasted, with one detail added ("Onion News Network.")

If he pastes it on loads of videos, what he says may seem relevant to some based on the context of the given video.

You guys responding sound even dumber than he does. And he sounds pretty dumb.

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

@BigVicTheBadSeed by "he" I mean the channel saying this video is racist/sexist.. not ben stiller lol

[Deadmansparty2002]

Wow, I had no idea that this was such an important issue. Thank you Ben Stiller for opening my eyes to something that affects people all over the world.

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

@Deadmansparty2002 Why don't I open your eyes to tell you that The Onion is...

ah forget it.

[Deadmansparty2002]

@BigVicTheBadSeed I am well aware that The Onion is fake. My comment was an attempt to be funny in the same way that this video is. To put it another way, my comment was fake.

[BooDoug187]

What about choking the shit out of them?

[iFBable]

who else went to the website?

[TCt83067695]

@iFBable omy its like a real site!

[Thrashvel]

"just because i dont have a life, doesn't mean i dont deserve to live."

[beckskies]

What is this a center for ants?! it needs to be at least 3 times this big!

[SuperNintendogamer1]

''I had a cat, that I ironically named, dog...''

Hilarious.

[DeagleBeagle]

supposed to be satire of shaking a baby

[kluzer]

I bought a never shake a manchild shirt from that site.

[ChrisRokers]

Keep up the good work Onion News, educating my elder sister with false facts :)

[KiyomiTakada]

What drives me crazy is that he manages to keep straight face when he says all these ridiculous stuffs.

[kingzflames]

So.. who else is gonna name their cat "Dog" and vice versa?

[EliteZ96]

I love you guys.

[voracious32]

Gotta love Stiller.

Also, lolz at Christian internet activism. The Onion doesn't care about you.

[briantheman890]

@theraptureright your a bunch of homo's, shut up

[Offtheropesshow]

@theraptureright Hey religious whack jobs. Why should Onion news take this video down? Isn't this protected speech by the 1st amendment? Same basic right that you have to spout off at the mouth with your idiotic diatribe? Good luck with your boycott that no one gives a crap about.

[MrRyanfea]

@theraptureright moron

[theraptureright]

This video is Anti-Christian, Anti-woman, it's extremely racist and it also condones the abuse of children. Is the Onion news network aware of this video? Did they produce it? The Rapture Right Ministry will begin a world wide boycott of the Onion News network starting March 31st.

If you're Christian and you're sick of seeing stuff like this on youtube and the internet, please visit out page for more info on how you can help shut these people down.

God Bless,

The Rapture Right Ministry

[bsrkoacar]

@theraptureright how the hell is this racist?

[briantheman890]

@theraptureright you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots..

how is a funny video about 'shaken manchild syndrom' racist, ant-woman, and anti-christian..

your not to bright are you

[panther0567]

@theraptureright it's a little something called "satire" you dimwit

[mollie2810]

Ben Still should have revealed how he cured his disease. A lot of women would pay a lot of money for a cure. :3

[Krauserowns]

@mollie2810 It's called marriage, unfortunately there seems to be an unavoidable side affect in which the patient loses his soul and money.

[mollie2810]

@Krauserowns

ROFL. Oh no. I hope you yourself haven't become a victim. Sounds horrible. :D

[Ub3rSk1llz]

@mollie2810 What the fuck are you on about?

[JoelTGM]

haha

[Jsin10921]

ok i watch onion all the time and clearly any jackass knows its a fake news crew that presents stories making them sound real but im confused at wut portion of this was real or fake, like as far as the manchild thing or ben stiller actually doing an episode of the onion

[hubertandclyde]

@Jsin10921 You're stupid.

[TheManofthefuture101]

Really? A man child thats the 2nd most stupidest thing in the world!!

I've heard of hypnoses but this draws the line for me...

This is why we have Puberty people!!!

Life is hard get a life and GET A JOB!!!

Both of those should cure your so called "Man Child Sickeness"

If you don't like those options become a hobo or live in your parents basement

[Raymiles2]

@TheManofthefuture101 what are hypnoses?

[shaneu1]

@Raymiles2 Noses that are really cool, dude.

[plokoonfa]

@TheManofthefuture101 You're a fucking idiot.

[Marchochias]

@TheManofthefuture101

There are always a few morons like yourself who don't notice the elephant in the room. You only add to the hilarity.

[JoshwithaJ]

@TheManofthefuture101 Our future men are either trolls or idiots...I'd believe either.

[mollie2810]

@JoshwithaJ

Hahahahaha. :D

[ivanlai0225]

0:08 reminds of the dude from no country for old men

[IceDrake523]

Serenity now!

[Sylar03]

The joke is that Ben Stiller said he has fans.

[shaneu1]

@Sylar03 I count myself among his afficionados. Incredibly, I can remember the first time I saw him. I believe it was on "The Mike Douglas Show." I was in secondary school at the time. His illustrious parents were co-hosts that week, and one day they had their children appear. I seem to recall a girl and I recall the male progeny, a slightly dorky looking kid who was called "Benjy." Little Benjy scratched out something on a violin. Sounded suspiciously to me like the then-popular Suzuki method.

[Sylar03]

@shaneu1 Eh, I was joking, actually. I like him more than most people seem to, but I found an easy joke and made it.

[shaneu1]

@Sylar03 Not to worry. I do that all the time.

[Clay3613]

@Sylar03 He's better than Russel Brand...

[witch26071]

@Sylar03 hey i think ben stiller is cool!

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

@Sylar03 Come on, he's not like Uwe Boll or anything.