The first person in the iPad line

[adamvnkkkkkfsafvi]

@OvErLoRd400 I guess it's more exciting to be there a actually getting it from the store...

[ooohrob]

PLAYED LIKE A PUPPET.....hats off to you, apple!!!

[TutorialsForYou19]

iPhone sucks There are much better smart phones with better colours speed and limitless functionality without voiding warranty.

[MrTwinCities]

He should be investigated by Social Security on why he is getting Social Security Disability when he is able to work. Anytime I asked him to find a job and to go back to school he would get very mad at me. He wanted to shovel snow when he came and visited me in Minneapolis in 2006. I’ve known Greg since 1984 when I use to live in New York; however, I finally stopped being friends with him because he is the most useless person who I ever met in my entire life.

[Dellster13]

fat people getting the wrong impression...apple is a electronic company... not a healthy food...

[Secksyx3]

Haha I think he's cute

[HalfTimesTwo]

Wow, he used his iBalls to see the iPad and used his iLegs to get there in time. He then sat down in his iChair, and was the first person in the iLine.

[courtney359]

ladies and gentlemen i give you the saddest man on the planet.

[MaxtonSharif]

this guy is so dumb

[SuperCraptacular]

Guys, my iphone 4 is heating up

[Lordmanify]

and a imouth

[Kotakai]

That lady is annoying.

[owenstimoti]

Pick up your free Ipad now ipad2go,info change , to .

[OvErLoRd400]

dude y dont you just order it online thats what everyone else does

[paintballobsesed]

@OvErLoRd400 u can actually get it before every one else does sometimes

[daexion]

I'd bet that everyone insulting the guy in the video isn't any smarter.

[elsuper7]

have u guys heard of the new iPouch? no no no, it's not a man purse, it may look like one but this one has an apple logo on it.....

[amazingdany]

Look kids! It's a living, breathing iTard!

[wole04]

Haha!! Why do u want it so much?? - - - izz like a mini laptop, you don't have to open it up and go thru everything!! (not to say tablets have existed for years)

This guy = Typical apple consumer = iDiot

[nscalice]

The guy at the end sounds like Borat.

[mrsquestionmarks]

@ChickenSmith786

Me to, Skipped the 3gs update from my 3g, because I think the iphone 4g will be worth the upgrade alot more.

Lots of you people Reading this comment will not be able to afford Apples latest iPhone, it's just going to be so pricey

But I found out on the Apple FB Fan Page Tuesday they are giving away a ton of iphone 4gs. If your lazy, this is the link to Apples contest website copy + paste

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Use this code at the end FACEBOOK9849

[reviewthis1]

@mrsquestionmarks y is everybody posting this spam shizz???

[TALKCalgary]

Funny how now after the first few days of people rushing to buy the Ipad shops now saying sales have come to a stand still. Could it be that Apple have pissed off users this time just a little to much?

[PANOTONE]

Don't you think Apple know there market? The sad thing is this joker will be back in line later this year to buy another iPad when Apple stick a $5.00 camera on the front. Then the dork will be back next year for the USB model.

The bottom line is if Apple brought out an iTurd people like this would line up to buy one.

[PANOTONE]

Don't you think Apple know there market? The sad thing is that they will take this dork again and again. Just watch he will be first in line again when Apple bring out an ipad with a front facing camera later this year. Then he will be back when they include USB next year.

At the end of the day Apple could bring out an iTurd and this joker would be waiting to buy one.

[TALKCalgary]

This guy sums up the kind of people who will buy the Apple Ipad over a laptop.

[HKChigger]

King of short answers.

[mcseib]

Because... Izz like a mini laptop

0:46

[CR4CK3RW0LF]

@itsonlydesign, the thing HAS to sync to ITUNES before you can use it..

its not a standalone tablet.. its a freaking ipod touch..

[JiggerBooWigger]

This dude's IQ is not that high LOL

[nevonja]

what an idiot

[wewewahid]

hhahhahaha how long does dis dude hangout in front of a computer

[MultiGuitarmania]

he was bumped to second place because he didnt have a reservation

[spareaxe]

WTF a grown man waiting for someone to get attention from...get a life.

[TheHellenicFire]

I wonder if this stupid american has ever seen a pussy.... And I don't mean as an mpg file..... ;-)

[xatzis012]

lol this is sick!if u are the 2nd or 35000th person to get ipad does it make a change?his IQ is no bigger than a boiled potato's/and unlike me if you will but i speak the truth

[AlwaysAndForeverPFC]

I think that people like him will paid for iShit , just because i.

[jasonsacount104]

I would lmfao if he wasn't at an apple store

[Solitaire427]

If this man wants to wait in line for the I pad than whats the big deal. He's not hurting anyone. To each his own as long as noone is being hurt. Why are people getting so upset about this man? With terrorism, child abuse, abortion, and all the other sin going on in the world why are people hating on this guy?

[rattaplan]

Is that the iLine?

[NixonesThe]

STUPID PATHETIC FAT !!

[ThEuNdYiNg1]

so he wanted it so he doesnt have to wait the 45 seconds it takes for a laptop to turn on lol

[sebastianlingserius]

woaw, super.... guys download SubMaps HD for iPad......

[MrShittyG]

Now look at that fat fuck of obomination proud to be the first douche getting ishit

[LegitFacilityLiving]

He is 40 something and has no kids or wife and he is retired he said it on goodsaysacramento this morning

[LegitFacilityLiving]

He is 40 something and has no kids or wife and he is retired he said it on goodsaysacramento this morning

[SUPPERTROLL]

can you slap the fuck out of this guy and tell him what a stupid dumbfuck he is thanks

[JAXTERWARS27]

That guy needs a life...... really badly

[Mattchinzo]

He lives in New York... nuff said.

[JAXTERWARS27]

@Mattchinzo wait a sec, im from New York.

not very polite. but, i think ill manage :)

[Mattchinzo]

jk jk! There are some freaks in the Big Apple though.

[schnips074]

this guy will buy anything if its shiny and made by apple

[dong2512]

@schnips074 That dude Greg Packer is a professional line-stander.

He was the first to line up for the iPhone back in 2007 too.

He attends many major event just to get interviewed by media.

He was just standing there for attention.

[handplant1]

@schnips074 hahaha true that man

[SiliconSnack]

Give me a life!

[slipknotl4vr]

fucking american..

[poke6890]

baka dosent know its open 24 / 7 XD

[Bahzad23]

LOL "you don't have to open it up and go throw everything" what a fucking lazy fat bastard, all u do to open the iphone on is "Slide to unlock" and thats too fucking hard for him lol

[makemebad351]

This guy is just an apple fanboy i'm not an apple fanboy but I like macs and iPhones.

And this is the smae person who was the first one in line when the iPhone came it in 2007

It did make a little sence for the iPhone waiting for days cause it was new technology but this iShit

[Ritaliation]

anything to help him live more lazily lol

[whatisthiscoconut]

wat a fuckin in idiot "its like you click it on like the iphone on and u don't have to you know, go through anything"

some 1 plz tell him he doesn't need it

[golan972]

hohohohohohoho ichair hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh iline

[goldenmate]

April foollll ...

[xvnstylex]

omfg no-real-life victim

[CostaXtreme]

better to wait in that line than wait at home ;)

ipad is the future

[Sp0ilTheFun]

@chromacopy365 people who "have lives" did this for the iphone, xbox, ps3, wii, sarah palins book (retards), ipod, more books, and more useless stuff.

but it is sad lol

[Garfieldeje]

lol

[yohanZ95]

@chromacopy365 me to =( maybe his wife left him...

[yohanZ95]

I feel sorry for this dude, he's the only one in line.

[coloniaxxl]

Schmock!!

[dawoof]

Hurray For Fat People

[dawoof]

Hurray For Fat People

[dawoof]

Hurray For Fat People

[maxMAXmaxs]

....go Americans buy iPAD, iPHONE,.....iBRAIN.....line up people.....

[000DAAN000]

He sits next to all his friends

[ULAZYCOOK]

where is his friends?

[ULAZYCOOK]

he was hoping to get interviewed by the News crew and be on tv. He's on youtube put up by the guy next door.

[XCLOWDXX]

Fuck this he only wants it because his fat ass wint have to open ir and wait for a loading seccion god bless america for him

[mitchyy90]

He has the iChair

[technochook]

@mitchyy90 and the isuck

[mattkingnz]

why do u want one soo bad....?

'cos u dont hav to open it up ' bless him

[BabmerChan]

Whatever makes him happy.

Give him a break.

[llllJakubllll]

Does this guy know you cant run on the ipad?

[punkmechanicalkid]

Lol

[MsHellokittylover12]

^_^

[JennJennJennifer]

i think i saw him in the iJustine video

[nifigasebe1986]

Jobs apple cum lovers. Fuckin fags.

[nifigasebe1986]

Stupid americans, lol. They never seen a tablet pc before.

[ElzieBibbs]

search elzie bibbs 2010 aba

[hurleytwin999]

wow the iPad is just a giant iPod touch good job apple, an this guys a dumbass for waiting in line it omfg people r so retarded

[davidbautista12]

wow i wonder if anyone respected his place when the people start to arrived xD

[rrdurk]

OH MY GOD the orange no-life dude is on tv lolz

[t0sti]

where's the line?

[pokerbear21]

This mini laptop doesn't have to be open so let's get it. NOT

[ApplesFallFromTrees]

....an orange jacket?

[DigiBiker11]

What a douche.

"Because it's like a mini laptop"

Yeah, it's basically a 'mini laptop' except it can't even do half of the stuff that a laptop can do.

[LPWWE06]

poor guy.. now that's a real no life guy..

[alucard1931]

I bet you $500 that 98% of the people waiting in line for the iPad are mostly white. It's a cult. Besides, anyone buying a product right out of the gate are screwing themselves, especially when a cheaper, upgraded second-gen product is only months away.

[ImTheSaxMan]

Thats some heavy accent those guys have

[f4rre1]

великовозрастный ребенок)))

[Zarathustrasbrother]

"Are you the first one in line?"

"So far yes"!

LOL

[castillowarrior]

fawkin deuch

[crummers]

0:59 "you don't have to open it up and you know, go through, you know, go through everything"

THEE best reason ever for owning an iPad over a laptop I think you will all agree

translated this means "you know what would make my life easier, if i didnt have to use every inch of strength in me to open this massive door on top of my laptop to access the keys and screen contained within, then filter through the endless amount of porn to find the particular type of filth I require" :)

[HADOWNED]

Fuckhead

[jmmoore4]

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[daultrabomb]

ipad = iphone + bigger

[zippotiger]

This man is crazy my mom got me one and I only use it to play game like tetris,bejeweled,sky of glory,angry birds and my favorite game so far street fighter IV that's about it I mean I'm using it right now for YouTube but trust me guys it's not worth buying it just buy a nice touch screen laptop:) u don't want to be that guy ;( sorry...

Ps if u don't have those games u should get them they r really good games to play when ur bord:)

[aroundtheworlda]

Americans are such idiots

[LordThunderThighs]

this is just sad :(

[DJTEVAdotCOM]

haha...an IPAD GOON....thee's a sucker born every min.

[supermanFT65]

this is garbade its just a big ipod touch waste of money

[Failyx]

The only guy who stood in line for this thing lol

[honkeytot]

It's like a mini laptop...except it can't do half the things a laptop can. Ohh plus it cost's more :D

What's not to like?

[SpadeStranger]

i thot im No lifer :S

[prijatelj999]

jebo mu ja mater prvom

[kaznoddy]

The guy at the end sounded like Borat!

[hyperdelta]

iMutton....

[trekkian88]

idiotic pointless video. glad to see this fat fuck put his unemployment check to good use.

[seekq1]

idiotic fanboys :D

you can buy better thing for 150$ with andorid

people are so blind sometimes and they are buying visual gadgets, its ironic

[lin2log]

@seekq1

LOL!! Blaaaaaaaa blaaaaaaa... funny how you don't note even ONE model of sorts for your alleged $150 Android BULLSHIT claim, huh?? Because you know you CAN'T without making yourself look like even MORE of a fuktard than you have already (if that's possible).

Just troll around with your moron chatter with no substance... what a sad life you lead, freetard lemming... we pity you. Dream on...

[seekq1]

@lin2log omg, what are you talking about?? Plz chill out and sort your sentence into something meaningful... I don't have to own something to see that is the same shit for hundreds of dollars cheaper. And also you get some nice HARDWARE features that apple will release on 2nd or 3rd edition of ipad....

You are blind fanboy....don't be so mad, it's not your fault

[lin2log]

@seekq1

LOL!! Thanks for the confirmation, you complete moron!! Can't deliver SHIT to support your mindless trolltastic claims! You can only go off on the classic "I have *nothing* to offer" bullshit "fanboy" elusions!

Thanks for taking me up on my request for making yourself look an even bigger fucktard!! LOL... how STUPID can a guy get??!

All brainless CHATTER, ZERO substance as usual. Painfully pathetic! Put your money where you gob is or shut the fuck up, you paltry tard!

[seekq1]

@lin2log : ))))))))))))))))))))

[lin2log]

@seekq1

Yeah, go hide your sad little troll ass behind cutsie little smilies. You've so totally been OWNED you tard! LOOOL! No money for your bullshit gob, just as expected!

[seekq1]

@lin2log thumbs up man...

[ronteras]

Apple haters = fail squad.

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[lin2log]

@PlappyPlapPlap

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[PlappyPlapPlap]

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[SpicyHam]

aha

[Solitaire427]

Just leaves me wondering if it was worth his wait and did the line ever get longer.

[kayuath]

im not really surprised that he just sat there...

[MHE602]

hes the first and is gonna be the only one in line

[9886635574]

I bet he'd be first in line to give Jobs a blowjob too.

[Jababacon]

@9886635574 You are so jealous hahaha i walked by that guy not long ago he was sleeping on his chair.

[lakeoffire800]

iChode

[Don24Chi]

HAHAHA, what a GREAT reason to sit in line for the iPad!?!?! "It's like a mini laptop, you click it on, just like you click the iPhone on." HAHAHAHA, he's certainly not your typical computer geek.

[xXSuperToasterXx]

I think the people judgeing him are jealous and in fact are probobly all fat and still live with they're parents

Get a life

[pudicus2]

He's first in line because no one wants to buy that junk

[peoplegoboom100]

@xldoubledouble yeah I'd like to see he itoilet in action. XD

[jondeak]

that guy doesn't need an Ipad...he needs a treadmill

[akleivciina]

@jondeak

LOlZ

[Duorsa]

@jondeak It's his sweater going out that makes him look big. It happens to me all the time with some of my sweaters.

[Thriller2595]

@jondeak Agreed!!!

[ULAZYCOOK]

@jondeak ITREAD? we need that Steve JOB

[MrShittyG]

Jesus another apple bitch

[notsoserious12]

@jakelomas why are such a dick like really ur probably just as out of shape as this guy and u most likely have no friends and no contact with the outside world so fuck stop hating and get a life

[R4ndomCrap]

iRetarded

[SteveMiller88]

"iFad"

[anashkhss]

Islam :)

[R4ndomCrap]

@anashkhss pronounced: ai-slom?

[ripousse]

what do people like about this video ?

[jakelomas007]

i hope they jack it from him when he walks out the store...fat loser

[DeskApprentice]

I couldn't figure if the girl's accent was French or Russian....I guess thats what a Hungarian sounds like, a cross between a Russian and French speaker =)

[FOOZ3R]

the "i" craze has lost its cuteness. stop already its getting redonkulous. also the iPad is effin stupid.

[pbvids1]

notice how fat this guy is

[XLDoubleDouble]

iSheep on a iChair, waiting for the iProduct.

And next year the iProduct ver 2.0 will come out.

Whats next, iClock, iWatch, iFan, iSpoon, iGlass, iCoffeemaker, or the iToilet.

[internetgirl100]

Where is the line behind him?