Long Distance

[AirForcedude5]

she is annoying....

[Sheep0989]

I met my gf online, we've been together 10 months, and shes turning out similar to this, execpt somehow i make her more angry by the day, and i simply just sit there...

[TheAttava]

LMAO

[DREDD2001AD]

Hey Graham Any Chance Of Reviewing My Band.

YOU ROCK

[TheBluecotton24]

@m4lvolio LMFAO!

[MrUSFU]

Anyone ever notice his head/neck looks like a penis?

[MultiSheepsheep]

is that redhead a man?

[PCGamerL4D]

British Humour Best In The World = )

[issabissabel]

59 people don't like Amsterdam.

[m4lvolio]

Jesus, was her mother a swine ?

[MeYouDisgust]

@m4lvolio just go to her channel and listen to her singing. You wont be making fun of her after that

[link13r2]

im going to England 

[Maggot20098]

Funniest shit ever,

[LowStackTom]

@greybloke :did u go to her gig in A´dam ?! if no: stupid Ace !

[rrlloo1]

Awesome, somegreybloke features my country!!!

[megamarsvin]

Man I want that Carnage Nun Megumi wallpaper

[yushinzzo]

Hope you block her.

[YutaBaby07]

I love how she purposely acts like a snuck up bitch xD at least I hope she is - if she wasn't, I'm slapping her with a rubber chicken for putting a bad name to girls >=I prom isn't that important.

AND

sorry for stalking your vids SomeGreyBloke xD I'm bored as hell.

[koponenii]

That  #2 is so great and pays this 100 x .

[mikeyh01]

yellowtail shiraz

[JobecRichardson]

THE END IS EPIC :D

[megatwingo]

She´s too much into making faces and rolling with her eyes / saying fuck-shit etc.

IMO that´s not really funny.

The grey bloke is better without this gesticulating and eye rolling female.

[PikaJess123]

hahaha this ace

[ElectricGuitar666X]

Graham is a legend =')

[3xStarNews]

Meh. Ugly fat cow in the video is gross. If you're going to put real ppl in your videos at least put hot half naked jail bait girls not read headed corpses....

the rest of your videos are good thou except the one making fun of BNP :/

[caislinn]

but the 15th of august is clock day

[ChibiPawszz]

....................shit

[MermaidBlueFins]

She got a pic of Graham and Chris Crocker haha.

[Link123941]

looool

[TheTemptedSoul]

look at the background in the chat window, lol

[PaperViewed]

American women ABSOLUTELY will NOT date you if you are not extremely attractive.

[MaggogZ]

@PaperViewed how do ugly people get by then?

[jaw1024]

...shit

:D

[magicalhen]

crackbabies :D

[Emrald70]

i couldn't go out with a woman who acts like that

sorry but i just can't stand it

[hovelfrog]

the ending was funny, because it's true. american women really do stuff like that.

fact for my international friends: there are a few attractive american women, but they all have a boyfriend or a husband. no exceptions.

[MrDustandechoes]

truth

[JimmyTheMinute]

@hovelfrog what about the hot girls we see on the spring break specials???? lol

[alamwalaj]

can you really kill people in netherland

[igloo50]

shit

[nuffels]

humor

[gordan99]

I have a penchant for immature cocks.

[config2000]

"So I'll see you in Amsterdam. Bye!"

Love the final word. It's the one word which sums up the "What HAVE I just done?" thought

+5

[RealBigPair]

and plus she's 16 and that would be illegal...well technically if she were in england then it would be legal...but im sure it would be weird! LOLLMAOWTF

[Smeonesmall]

"shit" best line XD

[2godly09]

YAY!!!!!!Crack Babies AND murder!!!!!!!!

[Beardecough]

Your video's are so witty and funny! xD

5 Stars!

[angeldustxiii]

what are the marijuana laws like in the Uk?

[BaileysBeads]

any drugs are legal in the UK, except for the stuff at the apothecary.

[angeldustxiii]

ty for your reply

[BaileysBeads]

Yeah sorry I actually gave a wrong answer

it's "any drugs in the UK are 'illegal' except for the stuff at apothecary".

[angeldustxiii]

ya i didn't think that was right.lol any thing legal if u don"t get caught.lol

[BaileysBeads]

Oh well, as a Dutch guy it sometimes seems really odd how caught up people are with the whole soft-drugs thing.

I've tried most of the stuff you can get here, cannabis is hardly ever worse then alcohol, sometimes it can do absolutely nothing but give you a good headache, rarely you get the stuff you see in movies.

I guess that if it's illegal it could add to the placebo effect or something, I don't know. It's just funny to see how much of a big deal it can be for some people :-)

[angeldustxiii]

i think we pay enough taxes so i think it would suc if they legalized pot and made it cost as much or more than tobacco.

[cheesypoohalo]

I think she should be animated as well...

[FlavaCrazy]

lmao he makes me laugh how he talks.

just so low and drowning.

btw i'm not saying his accent, i'm saying his actual voice makes me laugh.

[ThunderStruck1100]

somegreybloke vids are funny.

shes an idiot though.where the fuck did she come from?

[713john713]

"and we can have little crack babies" brilliant

[forglegorktheork]

. . . Shit.

[liamos1243]

roflmaopmlichwpac

[slopedarmor]

LOL you're not making fun of the Netherlands are you?? :-P

[DanLJames]

CSWPNTBISTBDMWRTWFF <--(lol)

That was so funny. =D

[wowgabzwow]

shit pms l:P

[jabbafeet]

lolololololololol

[kingst21]

yes indeed brilliant!

[addys]

very funny,,,love the line refering to a lack of homocide laws as liberal.

[yethboth]

Brilliant! :)

[YooToob104]

shit

 xD pmsl

[hopeforchange]

You are the best !

[gavinator001]

"my husband is totally gunna adore you" haha its hilarious how graham just instantly booked tickets for somebody else

loved the last word aswell i pissed myself

[Darkonomist]

something like that happened to me as well, really

[thesisoblivion]

hahaha

[Bilbone]

She seems quite a catch. You've really got lucky with her, Graham.

[kingsweeting]

And her husband!

[BekkaxAndrew]

lol

this is my fav vid

[iliketokillyou123]

your best vid yet x.D

[nakedchrisproduction]

It's amazing how one word can make people piss themselves.

[lazer46]

lol

[willsham45]

best line ever

[roboraptor10]

That last line was the funniest fucking thing on earth.

[tom133991]

lol one of the stupest charcters ever in one of the most inteligent comerdys on youtube = HILLARIOUS XD

[pranaygtr]

the endings great

[ciaranfox2008]

wat a bloke!

[bladerunner162]

........................shit. XD, love it

[scribblywibbly1]

LOL kris crocker was behind Mysti in the vid on her wall!!!

[Valker666]

lol i thought the last line was so jokes :')

[ipodxdude]

AMSTERDAM IS PARTY CENTRAL

[wtfisthisshyt]

lik this wallpaper

[CaiMartlew]

Mysti = Boxxy?

[02phill]

LMAO love the end when he just says "shit

[Succubating]

This girl can't act for shit

[notbuster126]

LOL funny.

[WoWrougeguy]

.....woah this woman is hardcore

[marlocabuay]

wow mysti can't act... LAME!!!

[dervish2173]

So much for graham's life.

[sappylovesongx]

I turned 18 on November 21st! So ... =)

[Morphae]

Little crack babies and killing people! Sounds fun -.-

[chibikay82]

Shit is right.

[Tarion666]

.................... shiet!

[mooxim]

I forgot how great this one was. still a rofl ending. Glad to see you made it back to old blighty in one piece though.

[billgax55]

The ending is hilarious! ahaha,.FUICK!!!

[sundaeg1rl]

Graham, you have a lot of women after you! Are you planning on doing a semi-naked Grey Bloke calendar 2009? You should!

[tgoth101]

"...Shit..." lol. The end.

[kinggodard]

she's annoying

[maraesa1000]

HAHAHA love it

[sakredfire]

I prefer his solo videos

[amigaknight]

LMAO subscribed!

[slytomcat999]

ROFLMAO...SHIT...ROFLMAO

[321bleach]

woohooo! i live in amsterdam, in fact, i'm goig to the school witch is next to the paradiso!! i hope i see you around!

[QueenWhoNeverTalks]

lol. Loved the ending. Shit.

[musicNthemaking]

Agrees with Sock1122

[LESFLEURSDUSOLEIL]

"Are you booking it?" Yes, I'm booking it. :)

[Mikaela1193]

lol funni as usual like omg alot funni omg

[williamjames3]

***king Brilliant

[ryan15152000]

Less Mysti, more Grey Bloke.

[Raisesorchids]

Graham, you're going to have an....interesting...? time in Amsterdam. I look forwards to hearing about it. Better bring penacillian.

[Sock1122]

"Shit" best line of the whole video

[AttorneyGeneralFox]

Lol XD OWN3D!

[iagn]

Mysti's dragging you down.

[MarshalltheArtist]

Mysti scares the crap out of me.

[lovespock]

Graham this is hilarious! Mysti rocks!

[Ischnitzelyou]

hahahahhaa shit..

[jovonpatterson]

hilarious ....

[Ocker3]

Quality!!!! damn funny stuff.

What's his desktop background?

[somegreybloke]

Carnage Nun Migumi.

[Raznorr]

hahaha once again Amsterdam is mentioned by foreigners. Yes if your 18 weed and hasj is legal and yes there are prostitutes. Erm, there are normal people too actually, not that pro's aren't normal but, you know, people riding their cars to work, old lady's buying greens, suits and ties..but that's quite boring actually. Allthough crack gets awfully boring too after a while, just so you know. In the words of Keith Haring: "crack is wack" and hell yeah "life is fresh", "Goddamn hippies" E. Cartman

[TheAnnoyingAsian]

Shit... ROFL XD

[cathalc08]

lol

[gutbuster46789]

OMG she has Chris Crocker on her wall lol XD

[ladfemax]

lots of cuts

[dannywolfpero]

I didn't know 16 was legal in england.

[thenickanator]

well it is.... and its ACE hahahaha

[AbbeyRoad67]

Hilarious. Once again, great video.

[alexwr2007]

Brilliant.

[kitcat550]

thats fucking funny "oh shit" LOL

[ElliotMason11]

That last line was SOOOOOOO predictable!!!!!! lol yet SOOOOOOO funny! lol!

[limecayman]

"Shit".....lmao.

[mitenzouki]

rofl you are screwed there now aren't you

[NiashaYpp]

She sounds a bit like Drew Barrymore :P

[mattshellder]

not funny

[SabaZs]

she is not all that funny, though the picture of grey bloke next to her head is cool though :D

some more storys about blokes youth, girls and teens would be good ;)

[crrristen]

-agreed.

that picture was funny.

[tupello9]

I love the fact that you intereact with the youtube community.

[maankindj]

sweeet it's is gooood

never had an episode i didn't liked

[squareyes1981]

Big fan but enough of the Misty angle already. Somegreybloke is at his best when no one understands him, IMO.

[intotheabyss2003]

this one sucks, sorry

[sidhene]

ded from lulz

[kurrekarmeruk]

mr. grey

id like to introduse you to "myspace" thats a good place to meet friends. with regards: norwegian englich tutor.

[Poisinn]

Lol.

[LifescanX]

Love the Desktop Background ^^

[camcamleelee]

I love it... You are so funny:)

[luman211]

el oh el

[HelloMichelle]

whipped.

[esp1metal]

this is horrible.

[gazza1781]

husband... shit LOL

[smarty415]

Love all your vids. Keep 'em coming.

[thenickanator]

crack babys with her? she'd eat them! hahaha what have you got yourself into graham??

[Loganandtwhite]

lol.. mysti try to make it less planned out looking

[Stella123Bella]

lol mysti cant act for shit.

[TOKguy]

nice job lol

[flimflamfilms420]

Wow! I bet you 2 are going to end up in prison. I hope they let you do vlogs from there: Mysti Mayhem & Grey Bloke from Death Row. It would surely become the new reality TV hit! You could film your escape and the murderous rampage that would follow. Kinda like Natural Bork Killers but with animation and more guns and better drugs. I wonder if Mysti will animate herself to take over the entire Internet? This is soooo EVIL. I can't believe I'm thinking of this!

[20sidetDice]

Well... i think you should go there... amsterdam is fun, and misty is that cute, you could afford all risks whatsoever. ^^

[RabidLarmer]

Been waiting for ages for more GreyBloke, most excellent laugh.

[thejijjic]

dang dude ummm.... yeah... well i would say...... ill p.m it to you because this is.... too much for me to explain on just a comment.. but.... wow husband? crack babies!?!?!!! killing people? i dont think that would be a good life....

[Chivalryaintdead]

LOL this is hella funny!

[theroachyjay]

Loved the ending.

[angelicMisha]

"I'm not sure that the laws in the Netherlands are *that* liberal" xD Whole thing was damn funny anyway, wicked

[svirsk]

well, the last 5 seconds made up for this 4 minutes advertisement

[cojoiscrazy]

yeah her acting will never take off.

[darklink1017]

you are a genius

[Catlubber]

YAY YOUR BACK =)

[j00ztube]

Typical.

[KSRothwell]

Dude, she totally got fat.

[usseryroad]

she is not a good actress. i'd rather you made vids on your won. but the overall idea was tight.

[wiriness]

your voice sounds strange.

[VegasDragons]

Great stuff! Watch out Amsterdam, Mysti is coming!!!! :)

[G35TAR]

" shit " LOL epic

[G35TAR]

so when are you going to show your real face im extremely curiouse

[Jbamski]

no dont do it man! save yourself!

[pooboo1188]

LOL!! HAHAHAHA 3:51 til 3:55 is the best lol!!!