Colour My Something

[RenaKunai]

oh wow, a game about drawing on someone's penis? AWESOME!

[GeneticKH]

I didn't play this game, 10!

[AdamDuffield]

I like how retsupurae spelled Colour correctly :]

[PTp1ranha]

@AdamDuffield Well technically either way is correct, it's just that one came before the other.

[AdamDuffield]

@PTp1ranha Well one makes more sense than the other :P

[PTp1ranha]

@AdamDuffield I disagree, they're both spelled in a way that conveys the sound of the word, they make about as much sense as each other.

[gameboycolor47]

lol awesome alternet story xD

[JDWtri]

Moral of the story: I am stalking you, please love me.

[NeoTStyle]

My girlfriend dumped me which made me into a mysoginist so I present a 0. Otherwise this game was perfect.

[Cheetah1251]

@NeoTStyle

"I hate the concept of love, women and everything and everyone." Yeah, I can see why your girlfriend dumped you, asshole.

[NeoTStyle]

@Cheetah1251

Joke's on you, I never had a girlfriend.

It was obviously a joke, lighten up you sensitive cunt.

:3

[Cheetah1251]

@NeoTStyle

You see, there's this new invention called "sarcasm boxes". They help people know you're joking :3

[NeoTStyle]

@Cheetah1251

Now that would've just ruined the joke, wouldn it?

I thought it was obvious enough I was trolling considering I gave it a perfect review but a 0 score because of real life issues. :3

Was a parody of some dumbass who gave it a 9 saying "It was awesome, but now I want a girlfriend..." like he would have given it a 10 if he had one.

[lich109]

"It's called a safety spiderweb." Well it works in Terraria so why not here.

[PileOPapers]

3:00 Color and colour are both correct spelling, it's just a difference of where you live.

[tsukinoakuma]

Did anyone else get SERIOUS Deja Vu?

[calvinjluther]

Is this XKCD the game?

[KingOfKatamari]

@calvinjluther No, xkcd has quality.

[calvinjluther]

@KingOfKatamari Are you sure? It's a stick figure in a white world doing some dopey love thing. That's like the definition of xkcd.

[KingOfKatamari]

@calvinjluther I'll say it again: QUALITY. xkcd is good. This is shit.

[calvinjluther]

@KingOfKatamari Are we talking about the same thing here?

[tentril]

@calvinjluther What I'm getting from your comments is that you have read one xkcd comic, or you hate it because that's internet trendy.

[calvinjluther]

@tentril No, I've read lots of Xkcd. The fact that its internet trendy is really just icing on the cake.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

1:31

Oh my god I love how he says that

[CommanderMantis]

My girlfriend died in a tragic street racing accident, and this only serves to remind me of my terrible loss. 9 stars.

[JanitorAntisocial]

The game actually reset itself on me at one point, so I had to play it twice. Here's the text that shows up when you find her:

"No mountain or sea, no thing of this world, could keep us apart. Because this is not my world...

..you are..."

DEEP AND MEANINGFUL.

As expected, it's getting mostly 10s. One user recently said, "i loved this graphics, music, story, everything!" and rated it a zero.

Wow.

[RoyStorey]

@JanitorAntisocial review ratings default to 0 if you don't manually rate it so that's probably why

still, it astounds me how much people fuck up a simple process on that site daily

[JanitorAntisocial]

Alright, as PlatformerMastah said below, slowbeef and Diabetus actually played Colour My Heart, and Colour My World is actually the "considerably larger" sequel. So I played it out of curiosity.

You play a stick figure looking for his girl in the same setting, with signs saying "IT'S NOT WORTH IT TURN BACK" "NO EMOTIONS ALLOWED" and other emo bullshit. It spans several screens and you utilize the mouse cursor, clicking on sparkly switches to advance. It's a no-brainer.

[mawknation]

Art games are the worst thing to ever happen to either games or art.

[mandrilltiger]

@mawknation fuck you no they are not...

plus all games are art.

[mawknation]

@mandrilltiger Not this one.

[TheLetsRead]

@mandrilltiger What about Custer's Revenge?

[Sx2Kirby]

@mandrilltiger Well... He is kind of right I mean like after Braid came out all these "art games" are coming out. And all they seem to be is angst, edgy one dimensional symbolism with some sort of angst, edgy one dimensional message at the end. And most of them are on Newground where the quality is just mind boggling. Sure all games have artistic qualities but this shit... Is just shit really like I don't know how else to describe it.

[EponymousKid]

>implying the guy who made this has a girlfriend

lolno

[steveharley0345]

@EponymousKid

Trying to use green text marks on youtube

lolno

[EponymousKid]

@steveharley0345 I wasn't actually trying to make it green, but yeah. And it's been like eight months since the last time I went to 4chan, so I don't have an excuse.

[42guide42]

Hey, slowbeef, don't read the text.

[adrock4]

So a minute of gameplay gets you the best award of the week on Newgrounds? Then again, the game was soooooo deep.

[A2Stallion]

A single puzzle and some movement for a romantic scene between stick-like figures... 10/10.

[Goodguy33]

Well, it's better than a card :P

[xmonke55]

i thought that game looked cool but everything else just sucked haha

[Sx2Kirby]

...what? I really don't get this so I rated it 1 then i realized that I got mad because I didn't understand it. And being mad is a feeling... like love. So because I felt feelings I decided to rate it a 7, but then I realized I don't have a girl friend so I gave it a 9...

God I hate Newgrounds

[blader09111]

what do you mean colohr my world? it obviously says colour. oh, wait you're American, and can't spell some words!

[SkeletonMan808]

@blader09111 No need to insult them just because they spell it color, instead of colour.

[blader09111]

@SkeletonMan808 i was joking though

[SkeletonMan808]

@blader09111 Oh, all right then.

[CaptainBakaSama]

I was going to rate this video 5 stars, but then I cheated on my girlfriend and got away with it, so now I want to rate it 10 stars.

....

where did those stars go?

[MrJoker773]

Alternate title for this game, Impotent: The Game.

[KamigawaSavior]

The best is that the first review was "Rated as a Helpful Review"

[boothesquirrel]

Whats with nerds and flash games about love

[derbydaiquiri]

@boothesquirrel They're cripplingly insecure and need someone else to validate their existence, hence the desperate search for a girlfriend to cling to. That is my theory.

[SenseiLeRoof]

Wait, this was larger and more detailed? What was the first one, "move a little bit right on a square"?

[Myrmidon51]

Sometimes I hate Braid for spawining a generation of pretentious flash game designers.

[animerox1341]

The art was nice but other than that it's got nothing going for it.

I bet the creator is some mopey dude with a floppy, greasy fringe trying to appeal to girls with his over whelming sentimentality instead of any actual redeeming qualities.

[Blar408]

The 22 people who disliked this video don't have girlfriends.

[Gaiacarra]

I fucking hate this guy's flash games. Such a pathetic attempt at making a "deep" game.

[theoreticalgod]

smack your lips again its lovley

[Pixlking]

I wanted to give this a five, but I don't have a girlfriend, I wanted to give it a 4, but then YouTube changed the rating system, so I guess I have to give it a Like...?

[smitty618]

I went on newgrounds to play it, he's actually changed it. It's still shit though.

[113Kyote]

if you look back at the one comment it says under it

"People found this review helpful!" xD

[jman3267]

This was more symbolic than gameplay.

The first one (This one) sucks but the rest are better.

[VaderGaming]

I'm really fucking tired of these games on Newgrounds that are just bullshit platformer ripoffs of each other because they get high scores. if that makes sence [sic].

All people have to do now is make a scrolling platformer with piano music in the background and some lines of text and an abrupt ending and you automatically get FRONT PAGE 5/5 OMG ORGASM NYUU~~ o,,O;; ^,,^;;

[SenseiLeRoof]

This game makes me wish I had a girlfriend.

Oh, wait, I mean "shotgun".

9.99993/10

[Roykidsego]

I was going to give this video a 4, but then I noticed the music sounding slightly light the beginning of "Resistance" by Muse. So I was going to give it a 5, but then I realized that you guys need to update more. Realizing that this upsets me, I decided to give this video a 2. If you guys update more, you may be able to get a 3...

...wait, did I just troll Retsupurae, the video, the creator, the game, or myself?

[DayBreakization]

@Roykidsego Yes.

[Grammaton485]

Still can't believe how much like Braid this is. The only difference was that Braid was good.

[Cooliespy345]

I tried to watch the video, but an error popped up

5/5

[TAGMOMG]

I had a girlfriend before I watched this video.

9/10.

[noone242412]

this makes me sad 10/10

[SaintsInHell24]

This game is stupid and pointless game.

10/10

[UberRusty]

xkcd in a flash game,essentially.Why do people think these kinds of flash games must be shared with the world?Come to think of it,who is the sick bastard who makes them in the first place?

[MrJAHR25]

Maybe someone who wants to give a message, if you dont like it then dont play the game, dont see this video, and GTFO

[UberRusty]

@MrJAHR25 I don't really feel like it,but thanks for the suggestion.

[UberRusty]

What is the message,anyway?"I'm so deep,look at my flash"?"Girlfriends induce color"?"I'm a faggot"?

[MrJAHR25]

@UberRusty Well, maybe that`s what you received from the game

[mawknation]

@UberRusty "I'm so deep, look at my flash" is the message behind basically everything on Newgrounds. It gets annoying pretty fast.

[DayBreakization]

@MrJAHR25 ... But you have to play the game to find out if you like it...

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

I'm happy I have a girlfriend! 10/10

[kronakk]

i started shaking my head when that bullshit popped up.

[moneymandate]

At least the game has good artwork and not the gradient/ flat color mess most bad NG games have

[Icerama108]

Concept Art: The game.

[MAXWILLYA]

as it is the name of the bottom music?

[Chef033]

Well, at least it looks pretty. That's about all it's got going for it though.

[haterawk666]

wow...i didnt think it could suck that bad, but i just tried it, and it was HORRIBLE!

[Chronoteeth]

This game was designed with the colorblind in mind.

[WranirrasProductions]

I remember seeing this shit when it first came out. God, it's terrible.

[Anonymous0001]

@rustycooledge

Oh, if only I could award this comment more than just one thumb up...

[jerphunter]

"Nyuuu~~ =^,,^=" This guy needs to return his balls...Seriously? Are you kidding me? Nyuuu?

[EthVortexShield]

@jerphunter

I don't think he has balls, otherwise he wouldnt have said that at all.

[jerphunter]

@EthVortexShield lmao XD

[OriginalLemming]

The girlfriend comment was rated as "helpful"

Then again, it is Newgrounds, so..

[sweffe96]

OMFG "I feel sad, it was a good game but, now I want a girlfriend" I lol'd

[DrillRemover]

The second one has better music and art, but as an actual game, it's pretty sub par.

[HLGCheesey]

its like a crappy greeting card

[shadowfiendking]

What a fucking stupid game.

[AmazingL4rry]

Another obvious case of something being put together for a particular person or internet community but then cruelly inflicted on the internet at large instead of staying in the small audience it was designed for.

[paperSSBMmario]

I guess it's meaning is about how someone will follow their heart and....

"Alternate title: I didn't get you a Valentine Day's present".

Goddamnit.

[Evan121991]

The game itself, while a bit pointless and odd, wasn't so bad, it was more the point of it and the reactions that were terrible. I love this.

[crab230]

Is there a walkthrough for this game? That puzzle had me stumped for like an hour.

[ZeldaTimeline]

I love how for the review from the guy who said he wanted a girlfriend, it said: "People find this review helpful!"

[MsDizknee]

That says a lot about Newgrounds

[GenesisTree]

This video was PERFECT. But I don't have a girlfriend so I'm only going to give it 4 stars.

[slash0777]

@GenesisTree I would have liked your comment if loneliness wasn't crushing my very soul. But as it stands, I can only give you this rating-free reply patting you on the back instead.

[G01NGP0S74L]

wtf(comment below)

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

I was going to rate this video 4, but then I got a girlfriend. So I was gonna rate it 5, but then she dumped me. So now I'm going to rate it a zero... Or I was, but I got another girlfriend, so 5/5.

Wait, wait... She's calling me in for a "serious talk." I think I should hold off on rating this video until after that.

[lich109]

@TheSamuraiGoomba People find this review helpful.

[TheCheezWizz]

this is a "game"?

[balwinder345]

I bet if you play the video in reverse, it shows the girl filing a restraining order on the guy who made this flash.

[masterfox3000]

He could make a flash amation with those skills....

Also "Nyuuuu~ =^,,^=" Is this something of gay furry or just a omega faggot?

Inb4 samething

[CountJuggles]

inafter samething :|

[TheBanjoFanboy]

I liked Braid because it had good gameplay and a nice soundtrack, not because of the artfag shit.

This guy seems to have taken the soundtrack and gameplay bit and just thrown it out the window.

[PAMuffinMan]

This was a pretty great video

Nyuuuu~ =^,,^=

...dear lord I think I just gave myself AIDS.

[ManekoganTomiko]

I can't believe you guys didn't comment on how the review you read that people found it HELPFUL. Like its fucking motivating others to get girlfriends so they can give "good" reviews as well.

[PropellerBusted]

Is that a PARODY of games like this?

[mothmanbr]

It was ok, it was too short.. AND PERFECT!

[grenadier42]

Hmm. That was somewhat poetic.

[NamratsTheStarman]

Deep within the bowls of my soul, Retsufurashu, there is a 5 star begging to be unleashed upon you... but right now, I hide a secret so soul-crushing my 5 must be hindered...

Retsufurashu... will... will you be my valentine...?

[crowpaw]

i wanted to make a funny comment... but im gay as shit

[SaladofStones]

I love you so much.

[OneWithTheNight]

I laughed so hard when you guys started upon reading that comment. My cheeks and gut are still hurting. There's this bad that you've turned into good, though. I guess that makes this a...

/Black and white world/

*shot*

[MJ1284]

I laughed even harder when I noticed the little text beneath the comment:

"People find this review helpful"

[CleaveTheDragon]

I brought color to my world once.

It called me a "bitch", and stole my bike though.

[EthVortexShield]

+1.

[Chewcamcblefleh]

Lol. I like the sequel.

[Darkmatt717]

What a creative game I love it A++.

VIDYA GAMES. BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GIVE A "SPECIAL" MESSAGE.

[TheDJ17]

I'd give this video five stars but I'm to tired 4/5

[balwinder345]

This video was good.... but now I want a sandwich.....4/5. There was only one laughable user comment on it? Guess that shows..something.

[DeisticBrace]

Is this pseudogame even addressed to anybody? Or is it just an open love letter to Newgrounds in general?

[kwkwkwa]

I was going to give this video a 5 star rating, but I sneezed while watching it so I'm giving it a 4.

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

holy crap I think he needs CPR

[SuperRex104]

So based on that one "helpful" review, if someone actually critices the game, and gives a few pointers on how to make it better, would that be considered useless?

[sekopaa3]

If he gives it less than a 9, yes.

[ZineappleVids]

I was going to give you guys a 5/5 but then I realized I had terminal cancer.

You get a 4/5.

[Jammno]

I think you guys should cross examine World of Warcraft posts. The outcome would be hilarious.

[pastasauce]

I'm disappointed that the author didn't use the piano riff from Chicago's "Colour My World" as the music.

[CrushTheHaters]

This was great! I enjoied it very much!

Nyuuuu~~~=^,,^=

(Seriously, does this dude want to fuck cats or some shit?)

[YayaIWin]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't there alternate routes you can go in this game?

Anyways, yeah, I personally liked this game, mainly for the art style of it and the piano music in the background being a beautiful tune.

Compared to the other Newgrounds stuff you've done, this game was amazing.

[fatmanfiftythousand]

I tell ya, I'd be surprised if this guy actually has a girlfriend. If I was a chick and I saw this, I'd stay away.

[GoucheGizmo]

gotta say it was better than most of the shit you find on newgrounds

[blueblur30]

I was gonna rate this 4, but I've got a girlfriend.

[z3ekeezzz]

My love, your eyes are non existent and your body is less detailed than the trees

[blazingedmon]

Nice video retsupurae, but i wanna have a son, so... 4/5

[goblin512]

You get a 4/5 because now I want to make a long fucking description to my comment.

[Gregunit]

I was going to give this retsu 5 stars but my loneliness is crushing my heart.

[GeneralBolas]

That's it. The art of videogame making is dead. Newgrounds killed it.

[ThemeMusicC]

This game feels like it would have been better off as a movie. The nice design doesn't really mean much when you can finish it in about 90 seconds.

[BruteDesire]

Sayin coloneliquid

[DarkTechnomancer]

I noticed you went out of your way to over-pronounce the "u" in colour. That's not actually an incorrect spelling. It's simply the British spelling (also used here in Canada).

[Patashu]

It is also the superior spelling

[Hokori]

It's called 'joking around'. Learn about it.

[fatmanfiftythousand]

STFU, DarkTechnomancer. Seriously.

[Darkmatt717]

shutupblahblahblahyou'reatroll­.

There. I shortened down your argument for you.

[Hokori]

I love how you're clinging for an excuse as to why everyone's marked you down--jackass and irrelevant commenter that you are--but I also love how you've attempted to insult twice, failing both times. Look up the definition of a troll and get back to me.

And make sure you aren't cruelly ironic to yourself. Trying to isolate yourself from those who think they're 'super awesome bad-ass trolls' makes you look even more retarded. Nice to know you admitted your ignorance, though. High Five, brah.

[lilbruddaproductions]

dawg who are you talking to

[DarkTechnomancer]

Trying to isolate myself from morons makes me look retarded? I wasn't even calling you a troll in particular. Regardless, your qualms with my comment are unfounded. It was not irrelevant, it was in fact directly related to the content of the video. Moreover, it was not the same inane joke that nearly every other commenter has made, each one getting marked up to +15 or higher.

Don't expect any more serious responses. Truth be told I've better things to do.

[crowpaw]

pfffhahahaha hahahaha HAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hokori]

If you're not responding to me, avoid RESPONDING TO ME. Come on, man, that's just common sense.

[Darkmatt717]

What? Done feeding trolls already?

[DarkTechnomancer]

Yes, yes I am.

[Lestat13TheVampire]

Now I want a girlfriend ellipsis

[KatarisFizz]

It's not a game guys! It's art!

Oh wait no, it's just a bunch of pretentious bullshit!

[GmodAddict]

I agree. So much.

But you have to admit, it was pretty sweet.

[Rozar505]

i feel sad..... it was a good retsupurae but... now i want a girlfriend......

[LaCaemis]

I forgot to give mine a valentine's present :(

[TheSteakJustice]

ART GAMES

[EchoTheHedgehog299]

The game is subliminaly telling you to get a life.

[Natnander]

Have to admit...this really isn't that bad, especially after all we've been through. The commentary was funny, but I think doing this after we've been through abortions like Vampire Hunter Ina and Horror! seems like it's supposed to almost be a palate cleanser.

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

The game is completely retarded.

[sagacious03]

Geez, I was expecting at least a colouring book flash or something. Not something this bland. And it got so many awards too. Talk about horrible judgement.

Oh well, at least it's existence means more Retsupurae videos.

[hvylobster]

here's a question: why do so many "meaningful" video games always end up being love stories? end heteronormativity murder all straight ppl