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  • roflmao I love this guy xD

  • No! Nooo! Fuck You xxxD

    Oh my god, I´ve never seen the trailer for the review before :D

  • the pizza roll thing would have is way funnier then jar jar binks

  • You underestimate the power of the cheezy side...

  • "No i'll handle this"

    Pizza Roll FTW..

  • Great summery of the review

  • i'd prefer a pizza roll in star wars over jar jar binks anyday!!!

  • Darth Pizza roll :P

  • star wars episode one the phantom pizza roll

  • the pizza roll menace. no seriously, the first and last time i've tried on of those things i got food poising.

  • omg darth toast/poptart

  • You. Are. Fucking. Genius.

  • "No, I'll handle this".

  • You cant blame hadens character for turning to the dark side. You'd turn just to get a name change if you had a name based on a character from musical theatre. Death father would always be preferable to Annie. The dark side will come out tomorrow bet your bottom credit ....

  • email me if you want a pizza roll. email me if you want a pizza roll... WHos been fucking with my medicine.....

  • What's wrong with your faaaaaaace

  • whats wrong with you face?

  • BEST.REVIEW.EVER!

  • 0.07 By the noble posture of that pizza roll you can tell it is strong with the force

  • What's wrong with your FAAACE??

  • They left shit in my bin?

  • The pizza roll is your father!

  • Coming soon: The Phantom Pizza Roll.

  • ...you know what to do

  • use the meat cleaver and swing hard to break the bones

  • terrific review!

  • What is wrong with your face?!

  • You know what to do... get her when she's in the bathtub, and use the meat cleaver to hack through the bones!

  • Awesome review. I wished I'd seen it before Phantom Menace had come out... I would have saved all of that time waiting in line.

  • For some reason, pizza rolls an darth maul remind me of the most terrible thing in all of creation. A star wars fan film that I got suckered into watching. Aside from terribly choreographed fight scenes barely 3 minutes into the movie, the dialogue sounded like what a bipolar madman with delusions of grandeur would foam at the mouth with until they spew so much air from their lungs with their own speech that they die from collapsed lungs.

  • Pizza Rolls do not exist over here in the UK which is a shame I think.

  • @lilbrothaaa It's a Pizza Roll fucknut.

  • Woahhh! Does that mean I get discriminated in the comment secton of RedLetterMedia's videos because I didn't know what a Pizza Roll is? :-D

  • 'fraid so :/ We all love the old man too much to tolerate ignorance

  • Pizza Rolls are your friends. Embrace the Pizza Rolls. Become one with them.

  • FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS!

  • @spacemarine981 fuck you

  • "noooo! fuckkk yoouu!"

  • On the money!!!

  • Can you do episodes 2 and 3 please? I'd spend another 70-80 minutes of my life enjoying those reviews. Great analysis. You did a perfect job of summing up how I feel about this movie and how my childhood was ruind.

  • Do people know 2 and 3 well enough to make those reviews worthwhile? Maybe it's just me... I've only seen 2 twice and 3 once. I just remember the last 5 minutes of 3 when all of the necessary plot points setting up 4,5, and 6 were jammed down our throats...

  • They even cut out some. Like Yoda landing on Dagobah

  • I didn't even bother watching 2 or 3 after seeing 1.

  • I've watched ur review

  • Don't you go dangling that carrot now! You are...without a doubt...a very talented individual....keep up the good work.

  • Please finish soon...I really can't wait!

  • Redlettermedia: your various reviews are very enjoyable. So much so that, should the forthcoming THE PHANTOM MENACE review be longer than 4 parts, I wouldn't complain. I can only speak for myself, of course, but I suspect a lot of people would agree with me on this. But really, take all the time you need: Rome wasn't built in a day, as the saying goes (or Venice, for that matter, where I understand much of this...movie [defining the term broadly] was filmed).

  • I'm so excited! :-p

  • MAY THE ROLL BE WITH YOU!

    Jar-Jar Binks...."sucks my balls."

    I sense RLM's review of PHANTOM is gonna be even harsher than Confused Matthew's.

  • Hahahaha I can just imagine, "What kind of Jedi are these?..." in that slow groan and tired-awesome voice! :-D

  • lol cant wait to watch the reveiw another saga ruined

  • Hey it's been two months!

  • Mike (RedLetterMedia) ran into setbacks and other obligations that forced him to put this off, but I can tell you that right now he's hard at work on it and at this point it is ACTUALLY coming soon.

  • At last we will have our revenge...

  • @RedLetterMedia attack of the clones better be awesome, just out of interest, will there be a revenge of the sith review?

  • On who's authority do you speak? Are you a representative of RedLetterMedia? Can you confirm that he really is working on Phantom Menace review??

  • Well, I've known him since high school and he's my best friend, if you want to call that "authority".  I know he's working on it because we've talked about it.

  • Calm yourself. He will post when he is good and ready. Looking forward to it, RLM! :D

  • I have part one basically done. It represents 3.5 pages of my script of which I have 22. There's so much wrong I can't even wrap my head around it and have to do some major editing to keep this review under 4 hours.

  • Holy crap, 4 hours? I'd still watch it! :D

  • I wish it had been 4 hours.

  • you... are... awesome

  • C'mmmoon already! Put it up!

  • seriously! hurry up already dude!

  • haha evil pizza roll

  • I knew you would! Thank You!

  • Anyday now would be awesome. :)

  • Do we tell the Pizza Roll that it's facing the wrong direction?

  • can't wait. It's gonna be awesome

  • This dude is the best reviewer ever. These videos deserve tons of more views.

  • This is going to be a little difficult.....alot has already been said about this film.

    I have confidence that he'll point out new dumb things we've never noticed before. He did so in the Star Trek reviews :)

  • One of the goals he has is to try and point out new things.

  • RedLetterMedia Is currently caught up in filming a project that needs to be completed while the weather is still somewhat nice outside. The Phantom Menace review is on track for sometime in October. He's telling me he really wants to rip this movie a new one.

  • Take all the time you need, it's going to be worth the wait.

  • Is there any hope that we will ever see this?

  • Fear leads, to anger,

    anger leads to hate,

    hate leads to...

    PIZZA ROLLS!

  • soon!!!!! soon!!!!!!

    hurry up though xD i love these reviews!!!

  • Coming soon?

    What do you mean by "soon"?

  • 2012, too bad the world will end by then

  • This is gonna be a review of epic proportions. :)

  • yeeessssssss

  • Sweet christ. I cannot wait.

  • The Pizza Roll is strong with this one.

  • LOL!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

  • Oh Yippee-Skippy! I can now rest easy knowing that the cynical and possibly homicidal sage that is RedLetterMedia will tackle on the unmitigated horror that is Star Wars Episode 1- The Phantom Menace!!!(I would rest more easy if he could gather up the strengh to do Episodes 2 and 3 as well! If he could do all the TNG films, then he could do the prequel trilogy!!!)

  • you addicted to the pizza rolls maaaaan! :P

    but hey so am I pretty please gimme some dark side pizza rolls!

  • This is gonna be awesome!

    Thanks so much!

  • fuck "yes"

  • Thank you Jesus Christ for this gift!

    Also, Thanks RedLetterMedia.

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  • If he does the whole prequel series, I can only hope he does the Matrix sequels after that, it seems like the natural next step.

  • Oh YES!

  • I cannot wait to watch this... ;-)

  • I can't wait

  • PS, send me a pizza roll

  • Awesome!

    :-)

  • You see, there is a movie worse than Star Trek: Generations!

  • This is going to be awesome!

  • Whooo!

  • Ohpleasehurrypleasehurryplease­!

  • Oh yes! These will be great!

  • I still want Final Frontier, but this is the best direction to take now. Attack of the Clones will be even better.

  • can't wait to see it! I'm glad you didn't do more star trek. XD

  • HOLY FUCK GUEST STARRING A PIZZA ROLL

    I'm showing this to literally everyone I know.

  • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo! ... and by that I mean yay!

  • I cannot wait!

  • At last we will have pizza rolls.....at last we will have revenge!

  • can't wait

  • xDDD

  • HURRAY!!

  • Holy! Crap! This will be epic! and Darth Pizzaroll for the win!

  • Awesome! I can hardly wait.

  • Holy god damn shit I can't wait.

  • Darth Pizza Roll, mwahahaha, anybody want a NO!

    Looking forward to this one :)

  • Holy crap, finish this up quickly, I can't wait!!

  • dont mess wid da classics

  • lol that's hilarous, I can't wait to see your full review of it!

  • can't wait to see how you rip this movie apart and destroy it

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