You cant blame hadens character for turning to the dark side. You'd turn just to get a name change if you had a name based on a character from musical theatre. Death father would always be preferable to Annie. The dark side will come out tomorrow bet your bottom credit ....
For some reason, pizza rolls an darth maul remind me of the most terrible thing in all of creation. A star wars fan film that I got suckered into watching. Aside from terribly choreographed fight scenes barely 3 minutes into the movie, the dialogue sounded like what a bipolar madman with delusions of grandeur would foam at the mouth with until they spew so much air from their lungs with their own speech that they die from collapsed lungs.
Can you do episodes 2 and 3 please? I'd spend another 70-80 minutes of my life enjoying those reviews. Great analysis. You did a perfect job of summing up how I feel about this movie and how my childhood was ruind.
Do people know 2 and 3 well enough to make those reviews worthwhile? Maybe it's just me... I've only seen 2 twice and 3 once. I just remember the last 5 minutes of 3 when all of the necessary plot points setting up 4,5, and 6 were jammed down our throats...
Redlettermedia: your various reviews are very enjoyable. So much so that, should the forthcoming THE PHANTOM MENACE review be longer than 4 parts, I wouldn't complain. I can only speak for myself, of course, but I suspect a lot of people would agree with me on this. But really, take all the time you need: Rome wasn't built in a day, as the saying goes (or Venice, for that matter, where I understand much of this...movie [defining the term broadly] was filmed).
Mike (RedLetterMedia) ran into setbacks and other obligations that forced him to put this off, but I can tell you that right now he's hard at work on it and at this point it is ACTUALLY coming soon.
Well, I've known him since high school and he's my best friend, if you want to call that "authority". I know he's working on it because we've talked about it.
I have part one basically done. It represents 3.5 pages of my script of which I have 22. There's so much wrong I can't even wrap my head around it and have to do some major editing to keep this review under 4 hours.
RedLetterMedia Is currently caught up in filming a project that needs to be completed while the weather is still somewhat nice outside. The Phantom Menace review is on track for sometime in October. He's telling me he really wants to rip this movie a new one.
Oh Yippee-Skippy! I can now rest easy knowing that the cynical and possibly homicidal sage that is RedLetterMedia will tackle on the unmitigated horror that is Star Wars Episode 1- The Phantom Menace!!!(I would rest more easy if he could gather up the strengh to do Episodes 2 and 3 as well! If he could do all the TNG films, then he could do the prequel trilogy!!!)
roflmao I love this guy xD
mimikawaii7386 1 week ago
No! Nooo! Fuck You xxxD
Oh my god, I´ve never seen the trailer for the review before :D
Streichwurstable 3 months ago 3
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"You know what to do."
AncientAeon 4 months ago
the pizza roll thing would have is way funnier then jar jar binks
randomperson1701 6 months ago
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You underestimate the power of the cheesy side...
KITT171 9 months ago
You underestimate the power of the cheezy side...
KITT171 9 months ago
"No i'll handle this"
Pizza Roll FTW..
dbreiden83080 11 months ago 4
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No Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...
dbreiden83080 1 year ago
Great summery of the review
LiquidArmProduction 1 year ago
i'd prefer a pizza roll in star wars over jar jar binks anyday!!!
EyEnOtgAy 1 year ago 5
Darth Pizza roll :P
x0xDarthWyylokx0x 1 year ago
star wars episode one the phantom pizza roll
yellowboynumba1 1 year ago
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All six Star Wars movies are great!!!!!!!!
reviewreviewer1 1 year ago
the pizza roll menace. no seriously, the first and last time i've tried on of those things i got food poising.
salamut2202 1 year ago
omg darth toast/poptart
lolpanbvc 1 year ago
You. Are. Fucking. Genius.
Mbop28 1 year ago
"No, I'll handle this".
DigitalPh333r 1 year ago 2
You cant blame hadens character for turning to the dark side. You'd turn just to get a name change if you had a name based on a character from musical theatre. Death father would always be preferable to Annie. The dark side will come out tomorrow bet your bottom credit ....
fortunanike 1 year ago
email me if you want a pizza roll. email me if you want a pizza roll... WHos been fucking with my medicine.....
spacemarine981 1 year ago
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are you really an old fart?
ig09able 1 year ago
What's wrong with your faaaaaaace
jaocheu 1 year ago 13
whats wrong with you face?
Admeralsarms 1 year ago 10
BEST.REVIEW.EVER!
bellasnedden 1 year ago 8
0.07 By the noble posture of that pizza roll you can tell it is strong with the force
heatflash888 2 years ago 79
What's wrong with your FAAACE??
ElveeKaye 2 years ago 15
They left shit in my bin?
dih70 2 years ago 14
The pizza roll is your father!
dariendude17 2 years ago 11
Coming soon: The Phantom Pizza Roll.
ElveeKaye 2 years ago 5
...you know what to do
legoman44 2 years ago 2
use the meat cleaver and swing hard to break the bones
pale91579 2 years ago 6
terrific review!
bobthecoolman 2 years ago
What is wrong with your face?!
SpartanM621 2 years ago 3
You know what to do... get her when she's in the bathtub, and use the meat cleaver to hack through the bones!
doombringer117 2 years ago
Awesome review. I wished I'd seen it before Phantom Menace had come out... I would have saved all of that time waiting in line.
thecamlayton 2 years ago
For some reason, pizza rolls an darth maul remind me of the most terrible thing in all of creation. A star wars fan film that I got suckered into watching. Aside from terribly choreographed fight scenes barely 3 minutes into the movie, the dialogue sounded like what a bipolar madman with delusions of grandeur would foam at the mouth with until they spew so much air from their lungs with their own speech that they die from collapsed lungs.
MindlessInvalid 2 years ago 4
Pizza Rolls do not exist over here in the UK which is a shame I think.
MJHaylett 2 years ago 14
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LoL! Whats that at 0:07 , a spring roll??? xD
lilbrothaaa 2 years ago
@lilbrothaaa It's a Pizza Roll fucknut.
KirKanos08 2 years ago 7
Woahhh! Does that mean I get discriminated in the comment secton of RedLetterMedia's videos because I didn't know what a Pizza Roll is? :-D
lilbrothaaa 2 years ago
'fraid so :/ We all love the old man too much to tolerate ignorance
Ultimaniacx4 2 years ago 11
Pizza Rolls are your friends. Embrace the Pizza Rolls. Become one with them.
ElveeKaye 2 years ago 6
FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS!
spacemarine981 1 year ago 7
@spacemarine981 fuck you
8447michael 1 year ago
"noooo! fuckkk yoouu!"
Pull0utBoy 2 years ago 4
On the money!!!
Rono5555 2 years ago
Can you do episodes 2 and 3 please? I'd spend another 70-80 minutes of my life enjoying those reviews. Great analysis. You did a perfect job of summing up how I feel about this movie and how my childhood was ruind.
dawnsavenger 2 years ago 72
Do people know 2 and 3 well enough to make those reviews worthwhile? Maybe it's just me... I've only seen 2 twice and 3 once. I just remember the last 5 minutes of 3 when all of the necessary plot points setting up 4,5, and 6 were jammed down our throats...
thecamlayton 2 years ago 3
They even cut out some. Like Yoda landing on Dagobah
nathan0dts 2 years ago 2
I didn't even bother watching 2 or 3 after seeing 1.
Toksyuryel 1 year ago 3
I've watched ur review
ThisIsCleverUsername 2 years ago
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I have lost faith.
fireplug111 2 years ago
Don't you go dangling that carrot now! You are...without a doubt...a very talented individual....keep up the good work.
dloverise 2 years ago 3
Please finish soon...I really can't wait!
dloverise 2 years ago
Redlettermedia: your various reviews are very enjoyable. So much so that, should the forthcoming THE PHANTOM MENACE review be longer than 4 parts, I wouldn't complain. I can only speak for myself, of course, but I suspect a lot of people would agree with me on this. But really, take all the time you need: Rome wasn't built in a day, as the saying goes (or Venice, for that matter, where I understand much of this...movie [defining the term broadly] was filmed).
sglegrand 2 years ago 10
I'm so excited! :-p
dylandior123 2 years ago 2
MAY THE ROLL BE WITH YOU!
Jar-Jar Binks...."sucks my balls."
I sense RLM's review of PHANTOM is gonna be even harsher than Confused Matthew's.
FunkhouserMemorial 2 years ago 3
Hahahaha I can just imagine, "What kind of Jedi are these?..." in that slow groan and tired-awesome voice! :-D
GeneralHanSolo 2 years ago
lol cant wait to watch the reveiw another saga ruined
erich10001 2 years ago
Hey it's been two months!
Kleavers 2 years ago
Mike (RedLetterMedia) ran into setbacks and other obligations that forced him to put this off, but I can tell you that right now he's hard at work on it and at this point it is ACTUALLY coming soon.
charlessunkyst 2 years ago 10
At last we will have our revenge...
RedLetterMedia 2 years ago 23
@RedLetterMedia attack of the clones better be awesome, just out of interest, will there be a revenge of the sith review?
jazzythegreatest 1 year ago
On who's authority do you speak? Are you a representative of RedLetterMedia? Can you confirm that he really is working on Phantom Menace review??
fireplug111 2 years ago
Well, I've known him since high school and he's my best friend, if you want to call that "authority". I know he's working on it because we've talked about it.
charlessunkyst 2 years ago
Calm yourself. He will post when he is good and ready. Looking forward to it, RLM! :D
jangoisbaddest 2 years ago
I have part one basically done. It represents 3.5 pages of my script of which I have 22. There's so much wrong I can't even wrap my head around it and have to do some major editing to keep this review under 4 hours.
RedLetterMedia 2 years ago 36
Holy crap, 4 hours? I'd still watch it! :D
obie666 2 years ago 26
I wish it had been 4 hours.
stu484 2 years ago 36
you... are... awesome
monkeyeater234 2 years ago 4
C'mmmoon already! Put it up!
lionelricky 2 years ago 6
seriously! hurry up already dude!
KeaneshapedTardis 2 years ago 3
haha evil pizza roll
mildminotaur 2 years ago 2
I knew you would! Thank You!
islanumblar 2 years ago
Anyday now would be awesome. :)
Zenn3k 2 years ago
Do we tell the Pizza Roll that it's facing the wrong direction?
Kalaida 2 years ago 6
can't wait. It's gonna be awesome
ob1benji1 2 years ago
This dude is the best reviewer ever. These videos deserve tons of more views.
CapedCrusader91 2 years ago 7
This is going to be a little difficult.....alot has already been said about this film.
I have confidence that he'll point out new dumb things we've never noticed before. He did so in the Star Trek reviews :)
CapedCrusader91 2 years ago
One of the goals he has is to try and point out new things.
charlessunkyst 2 years ago
RedLetterMedia Is currently caught up in filming a project that needs to be completed while the weather is still somewhat nice outside. The Phantom Menace review is on track for sometime in October. He's telling me he really wants to rip this movie a new one.
charlessunkyst 2 years ago 2
Take all the time you need, it's going to be worth the wait.
PopularTrio 2 years ago
Is there any hope that we will ever see this?
VerwirrterTurnschuh 2 years ago
Fear leads, to anger,
anger leads to hate,
hate leads to...
PIZZA ROLLS!
ClaviusBase 2 years ago 7
soon!!!!! soon!!!!!!
hurry up though xD i love these reviews!!!
KeaneshapedTardis 2 years ago
Coming soon?
What do you mean by "soon"?
VerwirrterTurnschuh 2 years ago
2012, too bad the world will end by then
charlessunkyst 2 years ago
This is gonna be a review of epic proportions. :)
Sephirothmark2 2 years ago 2
yeeessssssss
smokejaguar986 2 years ago
Sweet christ. I cannot wait.
Quinntarious 2 years ago
The Pizza Roll is strong with this one.
Zenn3k 2 years ago 5
LOL!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
mack24seven 2 years ago
Oh Yippee-Skippy! I can now rest easy knowing that the cynical and possibly homicidal sage that is RedLetterMedia will tackle on the unmitigated horror that is Star Wars Episode 1- The Phantom Menace!!!(I would rest more easy if he could gather up the strengh to do Episodes 2 and 3 as well! If he could do all the TNG films, then he could do the prequel trilogy!!!)
showerandbath 2 years ago 3
you addicted to the pizza rolls maaaaan! :P
but hey so am I pretty please gimme some dark side pizza rolls!
ThrawnDuGard2 2 years ago
This is gonna be awesome!
Thanks so much!
clarence1444 2 years ago
fuck "yes"
vidclown 2 years ago
Thank you Jesus Christ for this gift!
Also, Thanks RedLetterMedia.
LivesForJihad 2 years ago 3
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LivesForJihad 2 years ago
If he does the whole prequel series, I can only hope he does the Matrix sequels after that, it seems like the natural next step.
jhohcable 2 years ago 5
Oh YES!
captainvideoblogger 2 years ago 3
I cannot wait to watch this... ;-)
finnobrit1 2 years ago 2
I can't wait
facekoo 2 years ago
PS, send me a pizza roll
facekoo 2 years ago
Awesome!
:-)
jcollins414 2 years ago
You see, there is a movie worse than Star Trek: Generations!
hal1992 2 years ago 6
This is going to be awesome!
SRChameleon 2 years ago 2
Whooo!
poiuytroop 2 years ago
Ohpleasehurrypleasehurryplease!
ChurchHatesTucker 2 years ago
Oh yes! These will be great!
Hofftastic 2 years ago
I still want Final Frontier, but this is the best direction to take now. Attack of the Clones will be even better.
SaromantheWhite 2 years ago
can't wait to see it! I'm glad you didn't do more star trek. XD
straker454 2 years ago
HOLY FUCK GUEST STARRING A PIZZA ROLL
I'm showing this to literally everyone I know.
jhohcable 2 years ago
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ... and by that I mean yay!
AliciaStella 2 years ago
I cannot wait!
baragon112 2 years ago
At last we will have pizza rolls.....at last we will have revenge!
schradww00 2 years ago
can't wait
hisoj 2 years ago
xDDD
ob1benji1 2 years ago
HURRAY!!
Eshto 2 years ago
Holy! Crap! This will be epic! and Darth Pizzaroll for the win!
obie666 2 years ago
Awesome! I can hardly wait.
satrestudios 2 years ago
Holy god damn shit I can't wait.
SmokeRulz 2 years ago
Darth Pizza Roll, mwahahaha, anybody want a NO!
Looking forward to this one :)
typeNtardis 2 years ago
Holy crap, finish this up quickly, I can't wait!!
Zenn3k 2 years ago
dont mess wid da classics
cuntscab555 2 years ago
lol that's hilarous, I can't wait to see your full review of it!
anarchyfps 2 years ago
can't wait to see how you rip this movie apart and destroy it
BorgHub 2 years ago