Black Stars-Dave Chappelle

[eritreangurrl]

"One minute they all love you, the next thing you know you're in front of that courthouse dancing on top of a car just trying to figure out what the fuck happened to you" Michael Jacksons life right there. They raised him up just to knock him down at the end of his life. :(

[ToadsMGodes]

I like how black people defend OJ even though he was guilty lol Im black and I knew that nigga killed them white folks

[ttskatelr]

Dave is the tupac of comedy

[syntaxerrorization]

Dave come back please. I love your comedy. You are amazing. Even though Dave will never read this I just want to say it just in case......

[OSTUTZO]

So F'n Funny !!!!

[Shaqalakin]

I understand that Dave is very intelligent and as real as they come, but seriously... WHERE IS JA!?

[SUPERBluegum]

what yall sayin is just disgusting .. follow em tabloids like sheeps and monkeys and all they talk bout is fake shit comin from there air heads thats what it is ... michael always E.NO.CENT. enough said .. -.-

[SUPERBluegum]

michael jackson WILL BE THE BADDEST genius motherfucker of all time ,get it , ya dont , fine 

[kulungile4life]

"I wouldn't break an appointment, I'd already have to be free" lol

[TheJJACJEF]

THE REALEST NIGGA I KNOW! DO YOU DAVE , I LOVE U MAN! AS FOR ALL U CRITICS GET A DAMN HOBBY NO ONE VALUES YOU OR YOU OPINION ANYWAY

[LeLeB37]

White folks is still salty. lol

[doodledo2]

mmm never again, you didnt appreciate it

[crystaloctober]

priceless.

[choongification]

wait i just realised, during the Iranian riots a few years ago, it was all over TV, untill MJ died like a few days later and theres hardly any coverage of people fighting and dying for some freedom, life is great

[MrDubworx]

the king he is the man



[WaywardWinds]

I love the voice he goes into as he describes the activities of Michael's time with the kid. BRILLIANT delivery.

[GreenGearMood]

I love Dave's serious white guy voice.

I aspire to someday imitate that voice correctly.

[ITALOSTORM]

17 people disliked because michael didn't sucked their dicks

[Khwaja2010SR]

His white voice is fucking quality, the way he puts things together as well, he talks about the society, and whats happening with black/white people etc, he does it brilliantly!

[averyferm]

casey anthony is a child murdering bitch!!!!!

[mont140]

908 764 5308 this mans name is mustafa and he's 22 and had sex with a 13 year old against her will, my name is justin give this guy a piece of your mind

[shootingblankss]

(970)-424-7375 <---------that guy is a child abuser/molester give him ur thoughts

[Munther887]

I hate it when the top comments are talking about the same damn shit.

[Laksusanne]

I thought you were dying in 2weeks?hat happened to that motherf*cker?! I've been in court for a year and a half! You get stronger everytime time I see you!!

lol!

[moilwalk]

insensitive

[sublimebabe11]

hes a genius.

[bluefieldchecker]

hahahaha i think this guy invented the work motherfucka

[amishbros]

"please mike suck our dicks!" "mmmmmm never again"

[kaybayallday]

One of the best victory dances of the human race.

[TheGigabiteme]

That is a good host!!!

[Caron3Butler]

Look at Chappelle's comedies. They have more meaning then most of you monkeys realize. He doesn't just tell a whole bunch of jokes that have no meaning to do with anything. He's pretty much sharing his knowledge of conspiracy's and corruption, in a funny way so people will hear it. This is the kind of shit that led to his demise and that's why he ran out on Hollywood and isn't coming out with shit.

[retsea1]

@Caron3Butler i never noticed that before cause i haven't watched him that often. i didn't notice until he did that one skit with Paul Mooney on the Chappelle's Show.

[alcoholicalligator]

@Caron3Butler its not monkeys who dun get it its white people u fuktard he has to find a way to spread his opinions because america doesnt wana hear a black person speak da truth so he finds his own ways to share his knowledge but its declined because hes considered a comedian people dont expect him to a philosopher even though he and most black men in the film and music industry exept for some rappers. i go through his shit everyday

[higoshimaru]

@alcoholicalligator It's white people?

[Crayterm13]

@alcoholicalligator

He wasn't being racist you cheap blowjob, he was talking about everyone in a broad sense. Like saying stupid, he just put the word monkey in it's place.

[alcoholicalligator]

@Crayterm13 he wasn't being racist at all he was just pointing out the racism

[falcolombardi2116]

@Caron3Butler True. Nobody was getting it. That's why he called us all dumb and left.

[CombatMedicBuddy]

@Caron3Butler exactly true.

[SeanMDolan]

@Caron3Butler that's a conspiracy itself buddy

[xXForTheRecordXx]

@Caron3Butler exactly same stuff that got tupac and MJ dead.

the Illuminati...

[DancingSpiderman]

The cure for cancer??

Michael Jackson suckin yo dick?!?

BWAAAAAahahahaha

[halcyon0830]

Endless people LIED about Michael, and gullible people/media believed it without ANY Proof. WHY?? Michael ALWAYS told the truth..

techbanyan. com/4554/jordan-chandler-admit­s-lied-about-michael-jackson

theurbandaily. com/news/billjohnson/autopsy-c­onfirms-mjs-vitiligo-claims

eyesofobserver. com/jordan-chandler-admits-he-­lied-about-michael-jackson

newser. com/story/74273/jackson-sex-ac­cusers-dad-commits-suicide.htm­l

current. com/news/90292625_jordan-chand­ler-admits-he-lied-about-micha­el-jackson.htm

[halcyon0830]

Whenever the War in Iraq was going badly, PNAC and the Media lied and accused Michael Jackson of molesting children, in order to get America's focus away from the False War in Iraq and the False War on Terrorism and all the Other Crimes being committed by Neocon Politicians and Business Crooks.

[sweatfootm]

Get me in a room with Chubby Checker.



[Axel1797]

RIP MJ

[8jsimone]

LMFAO

[Gothamzfinest]

LMFAO

[Otaconsps]

I totally thought of this video when MJ was killed....

[THEBESTTHUG]

Dave's dance is just EPIC!

[187rattos]

amazing.

[1998620Miki]

my like was the 999th like :D

[Qwertacious]

@1998620Miki And for a whole minute and 32 seconds after, no one gave a single fuck.

[thakid912]

he dont remember thriller!

[xTuttiFruttii]

God.. i love him

[nintendokings]

Anyone noticed he says grape drink xD

[ublec15]

...and then they went off saying hes crazy

[iceEdwards]

this is why they said he was crazy n went to africa n went crazy n shit lol he knows the truth. #weedhead = 8|31

[mlhayes91]

@DRisLegend200919 that comment was funnier when @sheina8701 posted. seriously, why copy a comment word for word?

[luve2skate]

he should be a lawer for black people :P

[LordOfTheThing]

I believe Dave chapelle knows stuff thats going on behind our backs, Funny how he made the freemason/666 sign when he said who knows at 2.27.

[jerestial]

@LordOfTheThing which sign is that?...

[LordOfTheThing]

@jerestial Google 666 hand sign, ha.

[PeyotePaul]

@LordOfTheThing I don't think that's the freemason sign, but I know for sure that that's what the Blood salute looks like haha

[TheCatsLastWord]

@LordOfTheThing Some people make gestures with their hand while speaking.

[ivnMD07]

@LordOfTheThing For people like you to point it out. So the rest of us realize how subliminal it really is.

[JoeTheGreat08]

@LordOfTheThing you know people who smoke have a habit of doing that right... i have a couple of friends who smoke, who do that same hand gesture...

[darknightza]

@LordOfTheThing freemason isnt about satanic beliefs

[metyzermanfan19]

@LordOfTheThing Wow get out of your basement and get a job you fuckin loony toon.

[xXForTheRecordXx]

@LordOfTheThing He knows about the Illuminati thats why he left the entertainment business. Thats what had Tupac and MJ killed.

[lina149]

@LordOfTheThing hahahahaah

[Euphorica]

hes bang on... interesting about the war with libya and now charlie sheen bs is smacked in our faces

[rufaelito]

17 KKK members dont like this video.

[dtm876]

aaaaah you knowwww when youve got exams coming in june and stress is piling up. Dave chapelle is an escape. Thank You for being alive Dave.

[4251547]

OHHH IN UR FACE NIGGA IN UR FACE!!! lol

[MadaOOS]

1:07 listen carefully daves really sharing here man sounds like he was gonna break down cryin or sometin but caught himself........poor guy

[xRandax94]

Lmao I love the OJ dance XD

[nonofyall]

Dave Chappelle's voice itself makes you laugh

[lordg17]

i didnt realize it at first but dave is testifying against the illulinati right now

[ripmeast21]

@lordg17 no he's not

[thestorrywarrior]

@ripmeast21 hes not and he is. He is telling people how the media just uses this moments to distract people out of the reality of stuff. If you listen to more stuff of what dave talks about you can see he always makes jokes about the media, gov't, secret society's etc. A lot of comedians actually do this make jokes but in reality there trying to get a message out but in a funny way

[kryptonicxxxbomb]

@thestorrywarrior or you're just fuckin paranoid. lol

[Shinji91]

"I thought you were dying in two weeks! what happened to that mothafucka?

you get stronger everytime I see you!"

had me WEAK!

[ldrumma2002]

lol...

[wonderboy36706]

not trusting being a superstar ha ha he still hangs with wayne brady who almost choked a bitch lol right on

[weedism]

Well if Mike was the cure.. it's gone forever :S

[ponquinful]

Pricelesss!

[tgballin24]

I'm lucky to get a glass of grape drank at my house...let alone a roller coaster ride and my dick sucked!

[rmr355]

I remember Thriller and I just kiiiinda wanna meet this nigga Michael. LMAO

The way Chappelle says stuff cracks me up...

[ocachisu]

about the OJ thing.. everyone knew he was guilty, he shouldn be in jail.

[ocachisu]

@ocachisu i mean should, sorry for the typo.

[GraveArtist]

thats so true, the economy goes to the shitter and michael jackson dies. thats an incredible distraction.

[OneSICMa666ot]

i fuckin' love his generic white voice!!!!! hahaha "this is fucked up... and i shouldn't even say this but what if after all this, they find out that the cure for cancer is Micheal Jackson suckin ya dick?"

[OneSICMa666ot]

i fuckin' love his generic white voice!!!!! hahaha

[lovelyti2002]

man dave is truth this video was thought provoking and hilarious!! i wish he would come back, but i respect him so much

for walking away and NOT selling out!

i love how he laughs at his own jokes LOL!!

[kkkkamran]

dave aint got nothing on chris rock. rock put him to sleep .

[aztechuhs]

The dance he does is SOOO funny!

[danecook321]

Michael Jackson's dead? Good move government!

[NJKIDDRICO973]

@Stefandurr That can actually be argued. I can most certainly put Richard (slightly)above him. 1. Pryor 2. Chappelle 3. Don't really matter because those two are one-in-a-lifetime talents.

[CRACKERDOODLE]

AT THAT SAME TIME, ANOTHER TRIAL PROVED THAT THE US GOVERNMENT WAS INVOLVED IN A CONSPIRACY SURROUNDING THE ASSASSINATION OF MARTIN LUTHER KING JR

[Haris641804]

One minute they all love you, next thing you know you in fron of that court house dancing on top of that car tryna figure out the fuck happened to you

[mrwheelchairpierce]

we are gonna need you to jerk of a another child mike loool

[NJKIDDRICO973]

Dave Chappelle, is probably the most thought provoking comedian to ever step on stage. He masters sociology.

[awesumr]

dave kinda looks like tupac

[deenzilla]

wow dave chapelle makes a lot of sense.

[jnyerere]

oh mommie! get me in the room with chubby checker!

[elaye08]

from the side this dude looks like tupac forrealz

[MaysinDaigon]

Mothafucka that is a good host goddamn what else do you want LOL

[BongLocz]

grapedrink

[magickidz]

dave is a very smart guy he knows whats happnin in the system

[Riddlerx333x]

soooo TRUE! the corporate media ahem....(msnbc, cnn, fox news) cough*

manipulate the news to cover unimportant topics like Tiger Woods

like god sakes??? a recession??? two wars????? and a failing government??

who eff cares about tiger woods and his "being a man" sexual impulses seriously

comedians are funny but are also truthful =)

[humbl3pi3]

I LOOOVE MJ hes a freakin legend duhh! chapelles cool tho

[ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

Dave= Fucking Funny, Wise, Honest, Wise, Makes good points, Funny as fuck. Dave your the man!

[airzero11211]

ROFFLLLL welcome to my world bitchesss

[cheychey0112]

one of the best comedians of this generation

[R0FLtaco]

DEFINITELY!

i mean i feel for him but he was so good, kinda wish he kept with it.

[Smokebluntmaster]

@cheychey0112 hes the 2nd best being george carlin

[BooMCali091]

PRICELESS

[LOKOTEkILLS]

allegation joke sounds parallel with illuminati theories , dave knows whats up

[PubertyAftermath]

@LOKOTEkILLS HOnestly, I think Dave Chappelle is into Conspiracy theories. I know he said he reads them from time to time.

[megamixa]

Lol I started dyin when he said 4:51 "the kid was suposed to die in two weeks what happened to that? hes been alive for a year and a half, hes getting stronger everytime I see him what happened to that?" I just started tearin up xD

[DaMessiahizBornAgain]

gonjinetik He talking bOut Michael Jackson

[gonjinetik]

Someone explain what hes referring to when he refers to being in front of a courthouse, dancing on top of a car?

[kajuhn]

@gonjinetik

Peterpan Jackson

[bobofloblaws]

@gonjinetik He's referring to Michael Jackson dancing outside the courthouse when he was on trial.

[gonjinetik]

@bobofloblaws

Thanks.

[EJAanime]

to thank his fans for supporting him MJ jumpe on top of his car & started dancing on top of the car, waving, & blowing kisses to his fans. =)

[gonjinetik]

Hahaha. Thanks

[6leafdom]

the cure for cancer is michael jackson...lol...

[crzyclown4lyfe]

4:54 is when I start cracking up!!! "Powers like "Green Mile"

[sheina8701]

Damn.. Dave Chapelle makes u think. I already figured they put out celebrity news and scandal to try to distract us. Like really who cares about Tiger Woods sleeping around on his wife. What athlete doesn't???? Lol

[Kareena1988]

@sheina8701

you woke up to the real world and know about the Illuminati??????????

[sheina8701]

@Kareena1988 I saw that crazy shit and to a certain point I believe it. The whole hand thing is too common. I don't think alot of them know what they're doing when they're taking pictures. But other things I saw in the documentary was making a lot of sense.

[Kareena1988]

@sheina8701

well, i think that the Illuminati want a new world order out of chaos and this is exactly the only way..only if we people want change, they can brign change..till then they make fun of us and pass laws and strange vaccinations...

[TheRoyaldiamond]

@sheina8701 dose'nt it depend how you interprete it? , b/c alot of asian do the peace sign ,

[yasuakimaru]

@sheina8701 Yes, and now every time the government screws something up, a new Tiger Woods mistress appears...

[6Ott7]

@sheina8701 You just made me laugh. lol. Like Really?? You couldn't figure that out for your self? You needed a funny comedian that tells jokes to make you think about shit like that?

[me23394]

@sheina8701 right u know they still talking bout OJ Simpson i mean who givesa damn get over it ppl

[woutmannetje]

we're gonna need you to jerk of another child michael.. i'm sorry. i am sorry.

[joeybeasley85]

4:10 is where it gets good

[joeybeasley85]

what the fuck r u tlking bout redneck ass hole

[Yousarryanne]

Haha its always these moments in history where Michael Jackson...jerks off a kid!

The kid is ten years old he don't remember thriller xD

[tezos069]

He still makesa valid point with the whole "something happens to Michael Jackson when there;s something wrong with the world". For example , Michael Jackson died around the time that the economic crisis was at its worst.

[waln492]

@tezos069 well i dont think they made up his death, but the other stuff, maybe

[chefawkes]

michael vick

[IDrinkAl0ne]

What dvd is this from?

[neil17z]

"For What It's Worth"

[djassimilator]

wow he get's away with some crazy stuff about jackson true though weird

[jeschoe21]

that's a good host....lmao

[hockeyismylife08]

and then the kid says it was all a joke....michael did nothing.....

[roselake89]

"In yo' FACE!"

[mistask8a]

its all o.j.s fault

[SkiinnyBitch]

LMFAOOO!!!

[SkiinnyBitch]

LOL

[LuminousPath13]

@fazelife

Ignorance has a voice.

[fazelife]

...what? i dont follow.

[chrisbrown2483]

so true

[flyingpunk87]

what happned to him?