Good News Week - Tom Gleeson's iPhone rant

[MegaCamel7]

I actually couldn't breath i was loling so hard!!! But i still don't agree, iPhones are awesome. 9 people dont have one.

[Hamishknicks77]

fight me

[Leowen2]

When he said sandwich, the fat guy on the end got an errection.

[lcav90]

@Leowen2 I think Mikey Robins has the blood pressure to achieve one any more.

[DinosaurBuddies1]

"an iphone is like a penis; it's fun to play around with on your own, but it's rude to pull it out at the dinner table!" AHAHAH <3

[HughMungoose]

I understand, you choose to be offended on behalf of the people the joke is aimed at. (BTW, it's actually not.) I deal with handicapped ppl every day at work, and I'm yet to meet one that's half the jerk about these things as the ones who choose to have an opinion on behalf of others.

[Bengetowutang]

i be watching this on my iphone!

[SmellyAmpitz]

I watched this on an iPhone...

[TheAwsomeman888]

greatest rant ever

[heysexy698]

they pull out an iphone and start fingering it like a spastic uhhuhhuhhuhhuhhhu

[Mattundies]

LMAO i love Tom Gleeson!!

[mddleUVdrkWOODS]

"An iPhone is like a penis, fun to play with when you're on your own, but don't pull it out at the fucking dinner table."

[Luubelaar]

Amen brother!!

[theidolwhorocks]

Apart from the spastic bit, it was funny.

[HughMungoose]

@theidolwhorocks Of course there will always be some fucktard that gets offended because in their world it's no longer an option to be offended, it's compulsory.

[theidolwhorocks]

@HughMungoose The only people who should make jokes about disabled people, are disabled people. People who aren’t have no right to, because A. it's immature, and B. they don't have the experience of how it is to be disabled.

[HughMungoose]

@theidolwhorocks So you're saying Apple should be the only ones to make jokes about the iPhone and GNW is a mature show.

[theidolwhorocks]

@HughMungoose You're a half-wit. If you don't understand what I'm trying to say, just tell me.

[hutchy2007]

an i-pad advetisement popped up for me. Oh the irony!

[trance3am]

His rant has had me in fits of laughter

[TheEpicAppleManiac]

"Shove the lightsaber and the iPhone UP YOUR ASS!"

[delmarian]

this rant is part of his show now

[FallingDownDeep]

@delmarian he has his own show??

[delmarian]

@FallingDownDeep yes he is a stand up comedian this rant is part of his stand up live show. google tom gleeson

[shcnoozlebop]

my god i swear my uncle looks and sounds just like gleeson

[FallingDownDeep]

yeah!!!!! I just sóóó totally agree with him. and I'm not planning on buying an iPod touch as soon as my old iPod nano stops working

[PraiseEducation]

8 people have iPhones.

[mefa1984]

@PraiseEducation they are 9 now

[D00MWEED]

It's got nothing to do with the technology that pisses me off, it's Apples' brainwashing techniques and names like iPod, iPhone, iPad, iBuy your iCrap coz it's for "i".

[Luubelaar]

Totally agree! Well said, Tom!

[Cullenlvr961]

and it turns out the humidity of Botswana is 78,9 percent. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA­HAHAHH

funny funny man

[hellkaiser96]

i was laughing for a week after this

[edster42]

I would like to recommend a video JUST of Tom Gleeson rants from GNW or anywhere else... that would very quickly become a favourite of mine :-)

[Bengetowutang]

Lol I watched this on me iPhone

[momolove69]

funnily enough, i agree. i don't like iphones (but i'll get an ipod touch. is that hypocritical or what?)

[legend563]

@momolove69 lol just a bit if ur gettin a touch u may aswell get a iphone

[momolove69]

@legend563 no i don't want an iphone (i mean it is better to get one instead of having a phone and an ipod)

but it cost a lot, and i don't like iphones, i've always liked touch's better than iphones.

[cheshirecat1212]

I work as a waitress and I swear at least two tables (in our small 10 table restaurant) have their iPhones out and the customers aren't even in their 30s anymore.

[jet2067]

That was awesome. I have mate who would prefers his eye phone over talking to us, so fucking annoying. Don't get me wrong, I love them and I own one. However when your at a BBQ with your mates.. put the damn thing away and have a chatt. Your facebook status is NOT more important than your REAL life.

[Azeduori]

@jet2067

Totally agree lol. It's fine owning one and being reasonable with it (coz I own one as well lol) but yeah. So annoying when you're talking to them and they just pull it and and stop concentrating on REAL people around them.

[EternallyBreathless]

6 people play with their penis at the dinner table. xP

[TheAmazingTzworg]

i love tom gleeson's rants.

[superdanza101]

he makes a good point

[40950999]

That actually all made sense...

[OESPATOI]

he really needed to get that out hahaha

[crackersdaclown14]

an iphone is like a penis...its fun to play with on your own but rude to pull out at the dinner table

[72limelight]

so i wonder how many people out there still want to get an iphone? not me not no more thanks to tom i luved it.i see this clip got 6 thumbs down these people must really luv their iphones probably got the light saber apps on it too ah so sad. 

[countingmoons]

5 douchebags have light saber apps on their iphones.

[nhilt2]

He always has the best rants

[Jagcycle]

Too true.

[eskimofreek]

One of the best rants in gnw history!

[CrocodileBurgers]

Tom's rants are the best! bwahahahahaha

[eskimofreek]

My fave moment from gwn. ever.

[TakerChick]

omg i was watchin this video and halfway thru it an iphone pop up came up!! funni shit

[S2333]

Haha I agree so much with those comments. So many people pulling out iPhones to prove they have one. They think it is socially acceptable or something.

[WesThorburn]

I agree. Great rant. Aussie FTW

[VivaLaAimeex]

@wongtab Haha.

[wongtab]

Haha!!! i watched this video on my iphone...

[lorireece1]

Can't wait to use that joke! Oddly enough, I have an iPhone, and I love it.

[RowanV2]

funny, i agreed with him. few weeks later got an iphone and i was doin a bit of good ol fashioned bullshitting and looked up the real answer...

[deadstar3bliss]

Ah the irony. I'm watching this on my iPhone!

[Pingpong4497]

So am i :O

[Davelopper]

were those downed comments from apple fanboys??

funny enough;)

[Missbrigibabe29]

Hilarious! Good one Tom Gleeson!

[TheSarcasticAussie]

best. rant. EVER.

[dicKnavid]

iphone is the phone of tomorrow.

probly the best thing thats ever happened to me

[Knowwon249]

Su lo mejor que le pasó a un montón de gente

[hskingr]

not funny at all

[Antilogix]

This guy is just pissed coz' he doesn't have one. I do own one, but I have to admit it is pretty crap.

[grobmiller]

epic truth

[bentleyv8t]

Funnily enough it actually made sense.

[Wendice2008]

Best GNW rant ever!

[mcalpha3]

poor botswana LMAO

[boynextdoor93]

hahahahahahahahaha so good!

[wntison]

Best GNW EVER.

[rhysduncan]

a spastic with a sandwich HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Chanman87]

Tom is now my Hero

[goalkeepin4life]

so true lol

this is so fkin funny

[TVy1]

an iphone is like a penis

LMAO

[Exit220196]

GNW ftw WIN WIN WIN WIN

[TheRooster94]

WIN!!!!!

[jjhepb01n]

take that north korea