Clerks II: Jackson 5 - ABC

[tarikay93]

Becky: Jay!

Jay: Lord?

LOL!!!

[nirvanalives23]

Look at the roof 3:07 and 3:39..

Awesome detail.

[lordtonedeaf]

7 People don't like bouncy bouncy!

Losers

[marceline88]

Somebody, somewhere needs to do this as a flash mob.

[Hatychify]

The Randall Walk :D!

[cHaRrOcK]

apparently 7 dislikers are gays

[NevermoarTV]

Randall Walk.

[Otara274ish]

i noticed that i saw those two guys in Afroman's Because I Got High music video

[aidsbrigade]

i think if i had done randall dance more often in clubs i'd have gotten laid a lot more

[AlekseyAesir]

Lord?

[2011mrkingofkings]

A note to the makers who made this movie: Next time, USE "All Through The Night" BY St.Philip´s Boys´Choir instead of "ABC" BY Jackson 5!!!

[yemilb]

god she's so beautiful....

[SteelAce13]

Can't listen to this song anymore without picturing Rosario boucin across the roof.

[HARTZEL66]

TIIIIIIIITS 

[Leighmo2]

Terrible Movie..I love Kevin Smith.. but c'mon...WTF was he thinking?..Especailly with this scene. 

[Frallon]

@Leighmo2 He was thinking, god damn, I've never done a flash mob before lol

[ShitBagProductions]

Metal part the best!

[Friedstuffsable]

Jay had to have been high on Heroin in at least one scene in this movie.

[ClassicKnuckles]

Jiggle.... jiggle.... jigglee... jiggle.... sweet baby jesus, I love Clerks

[DeadNatives]

She makes me crazy. cute nice boobs and she is funny.

[deadkitty213]

If youre gonna jump lemme get a crack at that pussy first...lemme find out ;D

lmao

[nikkisixx1210]

KING DIAMOND!!!!

[QofLife69]

great bounce :D

[Frallon]

God damn she's hot in this scene in particular.

[KSierra115]

Whenever I hear this song, I do the Jay and Silent Bob boogie.

[apestaartje321]

How the fuck can people appreciate a scene like this in whats supposed to be a sequel to Clerks.. wich relies on realistic characters and dialogue, what were they thinking putting in this bubblegum bullshit?

[GMBeats95]

@apestaartje321 it's i good, scene... who the hell doesn't like jackson 5

[apestaartje321]

@GMBeats95 of course I like jackson 5 thats not the point.

[Pacmanstudios11]

yeaa jiggle those boobs

[kjasdgraewfsdasfd]

I didn't look at her face once while she was dancing

[0AfterMath]

how are you gonna start a king diamond song near the end

[123BenThere]

Those are some bouncing boobies...

[uncopieable]

I love this part of movie.

[Kalam1ty89]

"Lemme find out..."

[OgdenZero]

Dawson is AMAZING. No one else could have played this role as she did, she's the best!

[cocobean1893]

Bouncin titties!

[verbalengine95]

boobs

[Electrode46]

Lord?

[morganjmoroni]

king diamond welcome home

[verbalengine95]

can anyone find out the first song jay played

[morganjmoroni]

@verbalengine95 king diamond welcome home

[mosk20]

Lord?

[themrbonkers]

Boobs

[vintagemug]

more John Hughes references......

[Flashzach]

im inluv wit this chick whos identical 2 rosario

[senor47]

......lord?

[blown22]

A B C...it's easy as big boobies...all jiggly and bouncy

[pititron40000]

yes, it's not original, but, fuck it.......BoOoOoOoOoOoOoObs

[tradathegreat]

Yo if you're gonna jump, let me crack at that pussy first. Lemme find out.

[swordsman466]

I totally fell in love with rosario Dawson in this scene.

[mengle2004]

You know Keven Smith doesn't look that fat to me.

[Fender3223]

1:40 The black girl. Yeah..

[nfinn42]

Marry me, Rosario. ^_^;; god, she is hot in this.

[mcJoeRobs]

Dante looks like Roman from Gta 4

[RyuzakiL1994]

@mcJoeRobs Holy god, your right! Do i smell *sniff sniff* GTA Movie? :D

[mcJoeRobs]

@RyuzakiL1994  lol

[GMBeats95]

@mcJoeRobs EEYYY Niko, it's your cousin ROMAN!!!!

[druthejew69]

3:07 ....



[ignorantswede]

Dropping a pregnant chick on the ground, that's a paddlin'

[SuperCaptainFail]

What people notice about this video:

1% how Jay couldn't close the boom box

5% the song

94% the boobs

[GMBeats95]

@SuperCaptainFail you forgot dancing to the music.although im drunk atm....

[RickkoD1982]

@SuperCaptainFail there should be a % for the fact that nobody uses tapes anymore

[KBoxrox1]

I dunno? Said it for lack of a better word i guess!? I dunno?

Still love watching it anyway

[KBoxrox1]

I could/can watch this scene all freaking day long. It hypnotised me the first time i saw it......... Have such a crush on Rosario since this...lol

I don't care if thats pervy.

[BandytaCzasu]

@KBoxrox1 Why pervy? Everybody have crush on Rosario after this.

[dinkum93]

@losik01 @GMBeats95 Welcome Home by King Diamond.

[DCCompPro]

Who the fuck is the goth chick? ;x That's all I wanna know.

[wistoncap]

I was watching the movie "unstopable" saw her and this came to mind.

[GMBeats95]

what was the metal song?

[newgrounds27]

@GMBeats95 Uh Something from King Diamond...I can't remember.

[nezpercenathan]

OK, I watched this about 20 times before I saw anything except Rosario's boobs, and the goth girl's legs.

[somelilwhitek1d]

HA HAHAHAHA

[losik01]

what is the name of the first boombox music??

HELP!

[JeremyMoar]

@losik01 something by king diamond

[hexrei]

dawson is a total package, would it it with a vengeance

[mooplebot]

I realized that being a girl does not make me immune to Rosario Dawson's mighty boobs.

[canadiancarl]

this was me before I saw this movie: :(

this was me after I saw this movie: :D

[DickSimmons2]

Best part: "I'm pregnant" 0_o *drop* (Oh shit she's pregnant!)

[Show1337]

LOL at Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes at 1:01

[TheMrsmartass13]

best part 2:16 to 2:50

[TheMrsmartass13]

i got wip flach from following the chest area

[zakattacked118]

15 bucks little man,

Put that shit in my hand,

Nom nom nogganogga nom nom

[zsalene]

LORD?



[Movielover133053]

3 people suck ass

[mustymuf]

oh god i die everytime King Diamond starts to play and Jay starts dancing

[PolarizXXX]

Theres more jiggling in this scene than the whole movies of transformers

[HighWarlordMojoulis1]

WE NEED CLERKS 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moneymakingpants1]

Cutest Pig Tails ever!

[rubenruby93]

Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing

[stev69]

Hah the end of this clip was fuckin hilarious.

[42ndMilleniumWolf]

Clerks II was a more satisfying ending to the Jay & Silent Bob Movies than Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back...

[bassjammer111]

best part is when jay cant close the tape deck. anyone from the '80s or '90s has had that problem.

[cocobean1893]

@bassjammer111 no best part is when Elias starts awkwardly dancing

[nicholascooney]

0:08 Lord?

But she is women which mean reference to Dogma?

[scorpiofromhdpc]

@nicholascooney A totally agree with you !!!

[3110aplusa]

there is a fucking nun XD

[sweettyme16]

One of those dancers is Kenny Wormald, the guy in the new footloose. Don't know which one.

[47issues]

silent bob's face at 0:23 is priceless

[afro10k]

who carries both King Diamond and the Jackson 5? Don't reference your iPods, back in the days of tapes like...

[Horzagiar]

@afro10k Because the tape-trading? Somebody send them King Diamond and other send Jackson 5?

[drroxxo1]

...something danceable...

GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIKE!??!?!?

[MrPucky]

Props to Mr. Dante Hicks. He went from Caitlin Bree to ROSARIO FUCKING DAWSON. Talk about a sweet ass upgrade. 

[TheMegapwnage666]

00:57 whats the song called?!!

[LOLO111111111111]

@TheMegapwnage666 welcome home by kind diamond

[myutoobchannel]

@TheMegapwnage666 the invisible guests by king diamond

[Kostumboy92]

boooobs ( . )( . )

[Rudi6908]

Thumbs up if your dick twitched with joy watching this!

[Lightside10]

awesome

[24tick]

this dance go so hardd they should make a tutorial on doing this dance am iright



[6Mr6Crowley6]

KING DIAMOND!!!!

[MultiSkulduggery]

anyone else think Jay kinda looks like a girl when he has pigtails? i thought that just added to the lulz.

[adenrocks012]

LOL

[seriouslybad6767]

I'm in love

[Faustspoodle]

Rosario Dawson's boobs are like a fucking metronome in this scene. gotta fucking say.

[ArakniD]

Let me find out!

[BeatMouse]

was rosario dawson in one of the men in black movies? i swear to god i saw her in one of them

[kaputt182]

@BeatMouse shes in MIB II, shes the "light"

[ScreamBloodyMetal]

@BeatMouse Yeah, she was in MiB 2. Coincidentally, Linda Fiorentino (Bethany from Dogma) was in the first MiB.

[21stcenturyonyolip]

"JAY!!!" ...... "Lord??" lmbo!!

[HXCchris876]

fucking love this scene.

[HXCchris876]

best scene ever.

[synicblackbelt]

i'd just be sitting there staring at her boobs drooling

[lonestarw0lf]

@synicblackbelt oh good,thought it was just me

[brettakasooty]

awesome... to maybe cheer cindy up :)

[violetwillkillyou]

i love abc

[barkerelli10]

He dropped her on purpose. He didn't want any children.

[ironTitan123]

wat is the song that they first played i like it!!!!

[addiekatt]

haha.... this is so my fav scene from the movie, though there are so many good scenes ^_^

[xandrelimadesign]

ABC rules!

[pronessman]

bouncing tities, i have a boner

[Franckep]

BEST BOUNCING BOOBS EVER!

[MUNNYMAKER121]

@Franckep i know thats only thing i looked at

[FedorCroCop44]

@Franckep if you like skinny whores with saggy tits

[allwalledup]

@FedorCroCop44 well then i guess myself and 99 other people like that skinny whore with saggy tits.

[XxEmoSpikexX]

damn i love jay hes fucken hystarical

[FroggerSplat911]

HAHA! i <3 King Diamond!!

[moose0drool]

bouncy bouncy :p

[RCRejino]

"I'm pregnant Dante"

*drop*

"Not anymore"

[xxmonkeys]

watch 3:06 to 3:18 funny

[xxmonkeys]

watch :56 to 1:12

[rogueztyle]

2:47 to 2:51 hahaha <3<3

[FrankOfWar]

-sigh- .......only in fucking jersey..... -_-

[MrsCollector]

My oldest brother LOOKS exactly like silent Bob and acts like Kevin smith they are a lot alike.

[ernestoagosto1]

lol it ends right at the im pregnat part and when he drops her!!!!!

[rockismysavior1]

shes got a nice metranome on her chest

[SLPK360]

MMM boobs.....

KING DIAMOND FTW!

and that scene with Silent Bob talking over little Micheal is hilarious!

and i think thats the most people ive seen in this whole movie lol

[JayBoy1991]

I love the wa her boobs bounce up and doowwnn:D

[imooreory]

Yes i got a bit stiff when i first saw it, lol

[vladlovesceltic]

i know :)) i just feel all warm inside when i see that !

[ernestoagosto1]

aggred

[NedeN2]

his reaction is kind of like mine, sept i push the girl down the stairs

[DarkMark999]

Ahaha, I'm glad im not the only one who noticed that within 2 seconds. Thanks :D

[RussTaylor123]

Lord?

LMAO I love Jays dancing at 1:01-1:06 :D

[MoonPhase100]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL That was hilarious :P

-huggles Jay and Silent Bob-

5/5 stars

[greasergrls4eva]

Lord?

hahahaha

i love jay & silent bob with pigtails!

[Wigwahm]

Mmmmm, Rosario Dawson <:)~~~~

[moinkeys]

lolin'...um...I've never seen such a large group of happy white people with rhythm...

[morechicharonesforme]

Rosario Dawson is fucking sexy. I think I just filled the cup.

[sideburn260]

@morechicharonesforme thanks for sharing that with all of us

[MrFucker210]

@morechicharonesforme hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahha

[nezpercenathan]

@morechicharonesforme Do you get free refills with that?

[DGenerationX29]

Her boobs jumping! It's so nice

[solidkingcobra]

System of A Down's Bounce would have been a great song choice as well.

[hogepoge1]

whats the first song called?

[dragonofblood]

Welcome Home by King Diamond.

[ianclytle]

She's hot! Love the King Diamond!