i remember what my mother my mother told me ''what would jesus do'' then i tried turning her in to a fish... i stood there for about 5 mins saying begon saton hello shamu
I dare them to live in West Virginia. They'll love the humid heat and not to mention the deers everywhere. "Daddy look a dear" While their driving and the deer in the middle of the road. They goes your prius.
Not two seconds before it hit, I told my grandson to pull my finger. He pulled, I farted, half the neighboorhood went down. Hasn't come near me since.
Do you KNOW how many people have told me about Greenbay Stadium? I'm glad he made a point about it. The people there really ARE frozen dumba** for not BUILDING A FREAKING ROOF.
"You ever made her that mad when you're standing right in front of her?"
"Oh yea."
"What'd you do?"
"Well, my mother always told me when you're in a jam and don't know what to do, you should think 'What would Jesus do?' So I tried to turn her into a fish. I stood there going 'Be gone, Satan! Hello, Shamu!"
wait wait come back come back i want to see in there this is comedy central i can see Cartman,i can see Kenny.OH he just got killed. that made me LMAO!
holy crap. the locals are hanging onto the palm trees "we love it here" dumbasses. it was hot there too every1 was saying "but its a dry heat." i was like a fire is a dry heat but you don't see me sticking my ass in it. "your ass is on fire" "but its a dry heat." like that part alot.
He makes his puppets say "yeah" so quickly! LOL!!!! XD
ThatReporterKid 2 weeks ago
Locals- It's a dry heat
Walter- A bonfire's a dry heat, you don't see me sticking my ass in one of those, do ya?? HAHAHAH!!! One of my favourite parts XDD
tomfeltonsgirl11 1 month ago
anyone else think that Walter is Asian?
shade69able 1 month ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
I live in Florida, we love it hereeeeee!!!
chloeclover98 1 month ago
Walter: Hey Tom! pull my finger! *tom pulls* *fart* *city collapses*
Crickin4 2 months ago
Well Walter must be a viqueens fan, b/c Green Bay will never have a roof! GO PACK GO!
OkiePackerFan10 2 months ago
I wonder if there's rapt a guy that is just like Walter I would love to meet him and his wife
MrRodriguez619 3 months ago
0:46 I tried to turn her into a fish
MrRodriguez619 3 months ago 2
@MrRodriguez619
walter: BE GONE SATAN HELLO SHAMOO!
liger117master 2 months ago in playlist More videos from tysonmouland1357
we love it here...:)))
aqua1795 3 months ago
YES!
tobysilverstone 4 months ago
Best pull my finger joke ever!
KevlarNinja 4 months ago
2:31 you bastards!
usernameRoscoe 5 months ago 2
WE LOOoooOOoOve IiiiiT HeEEEREeeEE!!
middaysunlight 5 months ago
That's only during spring break. The rest of the year, it's "Girls Gone Saggy." Then it's "Girls Gone Senile." Then it's just "Girls Gone." LOL
Jamky01 5 months ago 8
This is Comedy Central, I can see Cartman.. I can see Kenny.... Ouh, he just got killed :D lmfao xD
KaydieKD 6 months ago 31
"Ah, screw you that was funny!"
nightreader26 6 months ago 8
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''i swear i grew moss on my ass''
distructionism 6 months ago
''i swear grew moss on my ass''
distructionism 6 months ago
@distructionism i messed up on this one
distructionism 6 months ago
I love how he laughs at his owns jokes thinking its the puppet actually saying it :D
LoverRollercoaster 6 months ago 3
@LoverRollercoaster I know! I love how embarrassed he looks when they say something racy
Tamix14 5 months ago
epic exclamation 4:38
Skaughtey 7 months ago
i live in fort lauderdale.. xD stereotypes! ! !
valentina10161 7 months ago
Girls gone saggy....and girls gone senile!
AwesomeTriscuits 7 months ago
@AwesomeTriscuits Then girls gone
Scthyer32 7 months ago
i remember what my mother my mother told me ''what would jesus do'' then i tried turning her in to a fish... i stood there for about 5 mins saying begon saton hello shamu
camman340 7 months ago
walter definitely reminds me of Red Forman
Gunnerrocker406 7 months ago 3
WOO WOO KERK KERK HEY MUTHA FU AHHHHHHH!
HOLY CRAP!
The city that never sleeps
WELL IT NEED TO TAKE A FREKING NAP!
ackbarfan5556 7 months ago 2
I dont get the fart joke
Pulitara 8 months ago
@Pulitara me neither
TheMalfoyBoy 7 months ago
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Monkeeperson 8 months ago
"...but its a dry heat... SCREW YOU!!!"
NerdyLhama 8 months ago
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'member that earthquake we had a while back?"
"yea"
"BAAAAAAAAD timing on that earthquake"
"why's that?"
"not TWO SECONDS before it hit,i told my grandson to pull me finger"
O.O
"he pulled it,i farted,and half the NEIGHBORHOOD fell down.
that kid hasn't come near me since x]
other day,i cracked my knuckles,and he DOVE UNDER THE COUCH" xD
SlivermistDisney22 8 months ago
lol walter made the camera man walk off stage!
CompletelyUnedited 8 months ago
THIS is the only puppet show I'll ever watch. Puppets scare the frickin shit out of me. Like Walter in the earthquake.
Misstressmars 9 months ago
'member that earthquake we had a while back?"
"yea"
"BAAAAAAAAD timing on that earthquake"
"why's that?"
"not TWO SECONDS before it hit,i told my grandson to pull me finger"
O.O
"he pulled it,i farted,and half the NEIGHBORHOOD fell down.
that kid hasn't come near me since x]
other day,i cracked my knuckles,and he DOVE UNDER THE COUCH" xD
Azamia1 9 months ago 4
Thumbs up if you noticed walter's nose hair!
janvictor1 9 months ago in playlist JEFF SPARK AND ARGUE 4
"He pulled it, I farted, and half the neighborhood fell down."
LMAO!
JustinBlottin 9 months ago
112 in Phoenix in August...thats freakin' cold...XD
pockyragan 9 months ago
@pockyragan
Man, if its 112 in Phoenix in August, we have to turn on the darn heater. We put on our Jackets and at least 4 other layers. XD ^.^ =)=D=)=D=)
Jayskater001 9 months ago
@Jayskater001 IKR!!!!!!! XD Freaking that's winter weather!
pockyragan 9 months ago
@pockyragan
Yeah, on a cold winter XD
Jayskater001 9 months ago
we want neww ones juff xd
MrClayton19 9 months ago
Note to self: build a freaking roof!
Plumbership 9 months ago
9:18 i almost peed my pants and its a vito
consuelaiscool 10 months ago
WEE LOVEE IT HEEREE
hskshag00 10 months ago
I dare them to live in West Virginia. They'll love the humid heat and not to mention the deers everywhere. "Daddy look a dear" While their driving and the deer in the middle of the road. They goes your prius.
crysintia 10 months ago
"Be gone Satan!" favorite thing to be told in the morning...
Zillalibitina 11 months ago
well.....this special is AWESOME.....also good quality. Well done, sir :)
ZergOverlord9374 11 months ago
Earthquake rumble.- "WE LOVE IT HERRREEEEE... AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
KoshiroTheWolf 11 months ago 2
The earthquake bit at around 8:00 was pretty hilarious
boomer10129 11 months ago
haha " at least shamu has one blowhole!" lol
boomer10129 11 months ago
I never got the whole cartman and Kenny thing. But now that I've watched south park, and then I watch this again. It's fucking hilarious!!!
bluenosedbastard352 11 months ago 4
You don't see me sticking my ass in one of these, do ya? "Your ass is on fire". It's a dry heap!
JesseYoon142848 11 months ago
My grandparents winter in Florida, I'm from Wisconsin (not too far from Green Bay), and I live in Tucson, Arizona. I laughed so hard I cried!
hpyswmr 1 year ago
we have the technology
01010110100110 1 year ago
WEEEE LOOOVEEE ITTTT HEEEREEE!!!!
0805mia 1 year ago 5
A bonfire is a dry heat!
JesterNlove 1 year ago
Not two seconds before it hit, I told my grandson to pull my finger. He pulled, I farted, half the neighboorhood went down. Hasn't come near me since.
SuMcHiCk148 1 year ago
"Ican see Cartman, Ican see Kenny...Oww he just got killed"
ovisima5995 1 year ago 4
OMG the borders are open O.O
i gotta go
WTFgod72 1 year ago
Like if you have watch this more than once
jlp0719 1 year ago
jeff should make walter's wife omg that would be fucking funny xD btw awesome quality ^_^
sLyFoXz 1 year ago
walter reminds me of george bush
itsmedwarddd 1 year ago
he's coming to belgium please walter its a good country don't say crap about it
MrNaterminator 1 year ago
8:30 is funny!
gabe19951 1 year ago
I would make a crappy comment on how only 1 person disliked this video, but I just can't be bothered
Awesome quality on 360p, holy crap, that's amazing! CB
Tarynus 1 year ago
Jesus Walter, what do you have against Florida weather? Get used to it, it's heavenly.
ritsfata 1 year ago
Epic camera guy
parakeets124 1 year ago
haha anybody else here someone go "woah" at 5:09 to 5:12?
SiriusNinja1 1 year ago 30
i live in arizona!!!
jayjesse77 1 year ago
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Walter cracks me up, and reminds me of Red from That 70s show
dumb***es haha
DropShotLiz 1 year ago
Walter cracks me up, and reminds me of Red from That 70s show
dumb***es haha
DropShotLiz 1 year ago 5
i love these peeps
skaterhater523 1 year ago
WE LOVE IT HERE! LOFL!
614toni 1 year ago 3
8:37 my favorite part of walter
hoodedhunterl4d 1 year ago
"She called back saying 'Did you hand up on me!?' I said 'I dunno, did sound somethin like this? *click*"
XD
Disneyfan4ever100 1 year ago
Haha i'm from Green Bay, Wisconsin!
Dance4me4life 1 year ago
I love in Southern California! xD
AND I LOVE IT HERE!!!
UzumakiUchihaNaruto 1 year ago
BEST CAMERA MAN EVER.
ThreeWishesTooMany 1 year ago 4
still choking on cookie
gaminggal717 1 year ago 2
weeeeeeeee llloooooooovvvveee iiiitttt hhhhheeeeerrrreeee!!!!!!! rotfl
pinkypie18 1 year ago
hq and loads fast
good job!
XJOJO411 1 year ago
I heard a kid say cool when they talked about Wisconsin.
toguansinahi 1 year ago
but its a dry heat....screw you!!
insaneman987 1 year ago 3
wait wait come back here welcome to comedy central i can see cartman i can see kenny oops he just got killed
insaneman987 1 year ago
BE GONE SATAAN!! HELLO SHAMUU!!
GriffonFortelli 1 year ago 3
look its da cia
neliynotnelena 1 year ago
Oh the poor camera man XD "Is the director drunk what the hell?" And then he leaves as Walter looks back at him XD
"Come on what were the results of the counsling?"
"well at the end of it all there were two folks that thought I was an ass. And I'm paying both of them" XD
CrazyAirCadetBandie 1 year ago 3
Lol, Florida ftl! I love when he makes fun of FL, even though I live there!
TheMinigrl 1 year ago
Do you KNOW how many people have told me about Greenbay Stadium? I'm glad he made a point about it. The people there really ARE frozen dumba** for not BUILDING A FREAKING ROOF.
Disneyfan4ever100 1 year ago 3
"AUGUST in PHOENIX ARIZONA. Your agent is a MORON."
*Audience laughs*
"It was one hundred an twelve three days in a row! What do all the locals say? 'But it's a DRY HEAT.' SCREW YOU!!"
XD LUV THAT PART!!!
Disneyfan4ever100 1 year ago 37
That's gud thats its gud quality
spoiled3225 1 year ago
@spoiled3225 Gud? You mean Good?
Gabrielletherrien 1 year ago
He is a master at improvisation!
monkeylala1000 1 year ago 2
Nice placement of a South Park reference!
blackstormhero 1 year ago 2
lol funny as hell
DJLemmiex 1 year ago
i can see kenny, oh, he just got killed~! :D
AmericansSuckEggroll 2 years ago 2
"Well we're in DC that was a veto."LMAO
Jonsymbiote 2 years ago 3
If that wasn't part of the act, then that cameraman probably got fired. XP
Darverses 2 years ago
"Did that make her angry?"
"Oh, I felt a disturbance in the force!"
"You ever made her that mad when you're standing right in front of her?"
"Oh yea."
"What'd you do?"
"Well, my mother always told me when you're in a jam and don't know what to do, you should think 'What would Jesus do?' So I tried to turn her into a fish. I stood there going 'Be gone, Satan! Hello, Shamu!"
ROFLMBOLOL
shadowclaw2005 2 years ago 177
favorite part!!!! <3
vampireeclipses91 2 years ago
@shadowclaw2005
roflmbolol? I get what it means, but wow. you lose at the internets.
Agree with your quotes though, all hilarious :)
jbded02 1 year ago
Kenny just got killed. Kenny must have like 200 cat lives.
jtrainn423 2 years ago 2
(brrrr) well were in dc its a veto
devonallen200 2 years ago 6
thats tru i live in phoenix and it does get really hot. its almost winter and its still pretty hot
minitony619 2 years ago 5
kenny oh just got killed
2210Styles 2 years ago 4
walter funny
2210Styles 2 years ago
``Look,it`s the CIA.``
LOL
superjamesbros2 2 years ago 6
"Not two seconds before it hit I told my grandson to pull my finger. He pulled it, I farted and half the neighborhood fell down."
HAHAHAHAHA LMAO
rham04 2 years ago 3
hahaha iu live in wisconsin
NyGurl013 2 years ago
uh did u hang up on meh?? I dont know did i sound something like this? CLICK! xD
duskulldude 2 years ago
wait wait come back come back i want to see in there this is comedy central i can see Cartman,i can see Kenny.OH he just got killed. that made me LMAO!
GambitsGirl1 2 years ago
BEGONE SATAN!!!!!!! Hello Shamu!!!
Funny as hell!
GodofWar717 2 years ago
is the director drunk? What the Hell? LOL
duskulldude 2 years ago 4
"Note to self: Build a frickin' roof! We have the technology!"
How did that get nothing more than a little applause? That was the best part of this whole part!
dstebbin 2 years ago 6
come back here i want to see what's on. oh comedy central. I can see Kenny. oh he just got killed. lol.
djlamar2 2 years ago 89
all these are such high quality. how did you get it so good?
hahahagreatname 2 years ago 68
I don't know when i put it on here thats how it turned out lol
tysonmouland1357 2 years ago 37
holy crap. the locals are hanging onto the palm trees "we love it here" dumbasses. it was hot there too every1 was saying "but its a dry heat." i was like a fire is a dry heat but you don't see me sticking my ass in it. "your ass is on fire" "but its a dry heat." like that part alot.
djlamar2 2 years ago 12