Y'all neo-con fascists always talk tough, but in reality, you're nothing but a bunch of pussies. I only wish you guys would step out of line in my territory and this old liberal would show you what a can o' whoopazz is all about. Rant on, you flaming bunch of cowards.
@tpowell453 Wouldn't be a fair fight, you've already shot yourself in both feet. Which is interesting when one considers that they are both well lodged in your mouth.
Saw this years back and each year that passes I seem to wonder when we finally tire of trying to clean up this stupid Middle East mess and do the world a favor. I propose the first thing we do is rename hydrogen bombs / thermonuclear devices to Liberty bombs so it will be "politically correct" before we use them to spread liberty to the Middle East.
Exterminate all muslims and sand niggers! Annihilate all kykes n dykes and fags! Eliminate all spics (except for my maid and gardener)! Fuck the gooks! Enslave em niggas again! Kill the commies; wipe em bastards from the face of the Earth! Fuck those leftwing crooked politicians and stick your boots up their democratic asses! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill them all! Leave only the ugly American!!!
Funny but fucking disgraceful to someone who amounted more then that pile of shit Larry Kenny could ever amount to. George S. Patton saw more in a month in Africa then Larry Kenny has seen his whole life. Fucker.
You don't have to thank me. Men and women are fighting and dying everyday so dickheads like him can say stupid stuff like that. It is the soldier that salutes the flag, the soldier who fight's under the flag, and the soldier who's coffin is drapped by the flag that gives the protester the right to burn the flag. It is the soldier that fights for his country with out question, that gives people the right to say what ever they want. Don't thank me, thank them. God Bless America, now and forever.
why not airlift all of the Iraqis who want peace out of Iraq. then remove all of the troops from military combat, put them in other parts of the middle east as a police force to gaurd the oil reserves so our gas prices can stop being $50 per fill.
wow what an idea. i mean seriously wow. where are we going to put the Iraqies then. what are we going to do when the terrorists realize we're protecting the oil and start bombing that?
There not going to bomb the oil because they know what you liberals have NO clue of! The terrorists know it's not about the oil idiot! LMAO! The terrorists want to murder us all! "Equally"! Get it! We want to stop them because the rest of the coward liberals of the world are scared to death of the Terrorists and the Terrorists know it! Wake the Hell Up Liberal!!!
I supported Bush after 911 , because of his tough talk. But he turned out to be a total WIMP .. We NEED a leader like Patton who WILL get the job done.
I totally agree. Bush did Afghanistan right, we had solid intel and it was practically common knowledge the Taliban harbored all kinds of terrorists in Afghanistan. But Bush just fucked up Iraq. If Patton was still alive and was running for president, I would definitely vote for him.
Congress and liberals screwed up Iraq by leaking military secretes to the enemy through their own mouths and the New York Times! The liberals want to lose and they have tied the Presidents hands! They already call him a Nazi! A terrorist and a baby killer! You try 8 years of that shit and tell me how you would act!
"Congress and liberals screwed up Iraq by leaking military secretes to the enemy"...And when the Bush admin compromised CIA intel by leaking Valerie Plame's identity...that was perfectly okay, because it suits your anti-American agenda, eh?
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When we see mass graves in Iraq prepared for tens of thousands of unnamed dead American soldiers, and war on American turf- we'll then know it is the beginning of freedom for humanity and the end of American tryanny.
general who served his country honorably. Sure he screwed up sometimes and he was racist at times but he was a product of his time. If he was alive he would be pissed and would have torn right into them.
Im not tryin to say peace man or hippy like. Im just saying we need to help ppl when they need us not because they have a natural resource. Look at the genocide in Africa between the hutus and the tutsis. We are not helping them because they dont have anything we need. We need to be America the land of the free, but we are (so far) the land of greed. Im about as patriotic as you can get be u have to wake up and smell the coffee. We are falling apart since veitnam.
sigh....... ppl ppl ppl I think of all the things that happend. Cold war We helped Bin laden. 9/11/01 he fuked us. yes there are terrorist out there but not all ppl in afganastan, iraq, and all middle east are. So we shouldnt be there for oil, and forcing democracy and christianity. I believe in God.. no one can change that. Religon is the thing that will tear this war appart.
this dishonours patton. this racist fat bastard should be the first one to get a bomb up his fat ass. when u say u want to bomb mecca, next time think how it feels if someone says that they want to bomb ur white house. i cant think of anu religious buildings that u american pray at cuz all of u are atheists anyway.
Yeah, I wish. If it isn't the Religious Right trying to enforce their religion on everyone it's the evangelicals voting someone into the White House crazy enough to do it. Then, they make a lie that the US was founded on Christianity. The US is made up of all atheists? What a joke.
1st of the uniform isn't decorated enough for Patton... And while I had to chuckle at Patton's call for 48 troops to end the problem in the Middle East- I doubt he'd ever have proposed anything like the so called "Patton Doctrine" Of course, this is only for amusement purposes only... Nothing to take to seriously
While this was very entertaining, I seriously doubt that Patton would ever treat the issue like this. Though he might well have threatened nuclear weapons if pissed off.
I don't give a fuck! People 50 years ago wouldn't be the pussies that they are now! Support out troops, they are the REAL Americans. The rest of you fucks should go to France or something like that! This is WW3, what country is currently NOT involved in this war in one way or another? FIGHT BACK! But it seems that war is fought with words now. If that keeps up, we are all ROYALLY FUCKED!
Patton said he would rather have a german division in front of him then a french one behind him :P
Seriously though, this was a perversion of Patton (even if it was slightly comical). Patton may have been bigoted, but he was a honorable military man and he would easily be able to see the lack of military importance in Iraq if he were in charge of the military and the intel. Nuking the middle easy... bigotry of that nature in todays world is just horrible.
This isn't WW3, it is an insurgency in an unstable country that doesn't want us there. There is no army to destroy. It is a bunch of radicals w/$20 AK47s who want to power and kill anyone in the way.
Not questioning our government and our military on lack of progress and why we aren't doing better is not treason, it is what true patriotism is.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"
When people believe your fear mongering bullshit is when we are really in trouble and should fear.
I was going to write a list of countries that have nothing to do with this war, but I couldn't really be bothered. I'll just say that there are a lot of them.
I was also going to say that you are a fuckwit, but really, what's the point.
Fascist are the ones running the earth. Lies, lies,lies,lies they create virus. Like how they create enemies to pocket the tax payers and oil consumers money. They were being enslave by this evil oil that they drill. Innocent civilians are always the victims of these fucking shit heads. The victims souls are waiting for them....
The video may have been poorly impersonation, but it does cover some very good points. If someone attacks or threatens to attack America, they deserve to get the H-bomb shoved right up their ass. "Understood? That is all"
If any of you retarded children can do a better Patton than Larry Kenny then go ahead and post it. Most of you are comparing George C. Scott's version of Patton anyway. How do we know that Scott's version didn"t suck also.
patton had a more high pitched voice but it was said that he pulled everything else perfectly though he did tone down the swearing and lessened some of the inherent racism of the time.
we need a new Patton in our Military instead of all this politically correct peace fuck shit we are America we are supposed to rape shit all over this planet
NO KIDDING, fucking turn baghdad into ww2 tokyo when it was relentlessly firebombed by the united states and turned into ash. iraq will learn not to fuck with the USA
Might be true about the oil rigs, to bad about the radioactivity though, we wouldn't be able to touch the oil for 100 years, about. BTW, 48 men, better hope Patton doesn't slap a couple of them.
Patton is precisely the type of military personnel we DON'T need today. Get rid of the ridiculous court marshals, get rid of winning hearts and minds, and do what militaries are meant to do: GET AMERICAN SODIERS KILLED!!!! Dame neo-cons!!
Patton is precisely the type of military personnel we NEED today. Get rid of the ridiculous court marshals, get rid of winning hearts and minds, and do what militaries are meant to do: kill the enemy.
hes a part of my familey hes one of my great great alot of greats granfather
MrSarah1512 4 months ago
@MrSarah1512 My condolences.
e199sigma 3 months ago
Lol
Doggieworld3 5 months ago
Gen George S. Patton ... "The Patton Doctrine"
Enjoy!!!
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IrishEyesAreBlue 6 months ago in playlist patton
One of Larry Kenney's best characters.
Bruce1949919 8 months ago
Y'all neo-con fascists always talk tough, but in reality, you're nothing but a bunch of pussies. I only wish you guys would step out of line in my territory and this old liberal would show you what a can o' whoopazz is all about. Rant on, you flaming bunch of cowards.
tpowell453 11 months ago
@tpowell453 Wouldn't be a fair fight, you've already shot yourself in both feet. Which is interesting when one considers that they are both well lodged in your mouth.
beardo52 10 months ago
@tpowell453 Sure you would cup cake,, feeling your Geritol today?
beardo52 10 months ago
Saw this years back and each year that passes I seem to wonder when we finally tire of trying to clean up this stupid Middle East mess and do the world a favor. I propose the first thing we do is rename hydrogen bombs / thermonuclear devices to Liberty bombs so it will be "politically correct" before we use them to spread liberty to the Middle East.
g0twav 1 year ago
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ERROLCUSTERFLYNN4EVR 1 year ago
couldn't agree more.
dleduc337 2 years ago
SOOO funny, but you know he does have a bit of a point.
JnBoy8 2 years ago 2
I agree with his doctrine we should blow the bastards up.
jimmyphack 2 years ago 4
They sould use this on North Korea and be done with that open sore.
gizmotwadlebutt 2 years ago 4
Hoorah! I showed my dad this and he served with George S. Patton Jr. in Vietnam. He responded "yep that was my base commander!"
rangernapoli 2 years ago 4
Patton died in 1945, long before vietnam
MrHerecomesthesun123 2 years ago 2
He probably meant Patton the 3rd, Patton's son....who did command a Bn and, i believe, a brigade as well in vietnam.
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Exterminate all muslims and sand niggers! Annihilate all kykes n dykes and fags! Eliminate all spics (except for my maid and gardener)! Fuck the gooks! Enslave em niggas again! Kill the commies; wipe em bastards from the face of the Earth! Fuck those leftwing crooked politicians and stick your boots up their democratic asses! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill them all! Leave only the ugly American!!!
MazzingerZ7 2 years ago
Funny but fucking disgraceful to someone who amounted more then that pile of shit Larry Kenny could ever amount to. George S. Patton saw more in a month in Africa then Larry Kenny has seen his whole life. Fucker.
USsomeguy 3 years ago
Wish our country well or ill, but know this- we will pay any price, bear any burdon, and meet any hardship to ensure the survival of our freedom.
USMC4ever1775 3 years ago 4
Thank you
FAFSL 3 years ago
You don't have to thank me. Men and women are fighting and dying everyday so dickheads like him can say stupid stuff like that. It is the soldier that salutes the flag, the soldier who fight's under the flag, and the soldier who's coffin is drapped by the flag that gives the protester the right to burn the flag. It is the soldier that fights for his country with out question, that gives people the right to say what ever they want. Don't thank me, thank them. God Bless America, now and forever.
USMC4ever1775 3 years ago 4
I thought you were a soldier but thanks anyway for supporting them.
FAFSL 3 years ago
I'm too young. My dad was a Marine though, and he brought me up right. As soon as I'm old enough though, you can bet that I'm going to join up.
USMC4ever1775 3 years ago 4
Ha ha this is awesome!
FAFSL 3 years ago
you said it
Vlnp8blife 3 years ago 2
Is that a Soviet pilotka (hat) he's wearing? I love the irony of it.
BenAliGtor 3 years ago
why not airlift all of the Iraqis who want peace out of Iraq. then remove all of the troops from military combat, put them in other parts of the middle east as a police force to gaurd the oil reserves so our gas prices can stop being $50 per fill.
MANSHOTS 3 years ago
That's one of the best Goddamned ideas I heard in a long time.
Ricklawrence 3 years ago
wow what an idea. i mean seriously wow. where are we going to put the Iraqies then. what are we going to do when the terrorists realize we're protecting the oil and start bombing that?
nextinline2333 3 years ago
There not going to bomb the oil because they know what you liberals have NO clue of! The terrorists know it's not about the oil idiot! LMAO! The terrorists want to murder us all! "Equally"! Get it! We want to stop them because the rest of the coward liberals of the world are scared to death of the Terrorists and the Terrorists know it! Wake the Hell Up Liberal!!!
TomCatScat1965 3 years ago
No aircrews needed just well targeted multiple warheads!
russradicans 3 years ago
Best thing i have EVER SEEN XD
SteelScream88 4 years ago 4
Very Funny...and very True....
Herbuliss 4 years ago 3
oh my some nerd posted on here that this imus guy didnt use the right pitch and what not....wow when are we gonna do something about all these nerds?
mdsstrangebrue 4 years ago
we need a leader like Patton.
Blow the enemy away!
VanHalen607 4 years ago 6
I supported Bush after 911 , because of his tough talk. But he turned out to be a total WIMP .. We NEED a leader like Patton who WILL get the job done.
Tigerpoi51 4 years ago 13
I totally agree. Bush did Afghanistan right, we had solid intel and it was practically common knowledge the Taliban harbored all kinds of terrorists in Afghanistan. But Bush just fucked up Iraq. If Patton was still alive and was running for president, I would definitely vote for him.
Skull35 4 years ago 3
Congress and liberals screwed up Iraq by leaking military secretes to the enemy through their own mouths and the New York Times! The liberals want to lose and they have tied the Presidents hands! They already call him a Nazi! A terrorist and a baby killer! You try 8 years of that shit and tell me how you would act!
TomCatScat1965 4 years ago
"Congress and liberals screwed up Iraq by leaking military secretes to the enemy"...And when the Bush admin compromised CIA intel by leaking Valerie Plame's identity...that was perfectly okay, because it suits your anti-American agenda, eh?
SouliaBoy 3 years ago
Congress? its just the liberals man. read Michal Goldbergs (who is an ex-liberal by the way)book Crazies to the left of me Wimps to the right
nextinline2333 3 years ago
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beebisbiasedbigtime 4 years ago
when will they get patton right?!?! He wasn't fat and he actually had a high pitch voice.
frankiej514 4 years ago 3
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If the extreme right had any heroes worth looking up to they wouldn't have to dig up Patton and put words in his mouth.
PATHETIC
Douglas1102 4 years ago
at least the left has Teddy Kennedy
inyodude 4 years ago 2
Oh Imus, Imus, Imus, when will you learn?
Mrmoc8 4 years ago
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When we see mass graves in Iraq prepared for tens of thousands of unnamed dead American soldiers, and war on American turf- we'll then know it is the beginning of freedom for humanity and the end of American tryanny.
endofdays5767 4 years ago
Seems to me that you advocate the death of American troops. Disgusting.
Blackbeltmalone 4 years ago
@endofdays5767 ....hmm so i take it you just one of the million sand niggers that need to die....mabey just mabey i only can wish =D
zonedelta94 1 year ago
GLASS!! HA HA Thats good!
Clonetrooper17 4 years ago
this disgusts me. this dishonors a great
general who served his country honorably. Sure he screwed up sometimes and he was racist at times but he was a product of his time. If he was alive he would be pissed and would have torn right into them.
mangam1986 4 years ago
I agree with him...we should just turn the Middle East into a big glass crater
rawdawg15 4 years ago
The surge is not working.
qwsxcder 4 years ago
Kind of upsetting that they use patton as a joke. If he was still alive he'd rip them apart.
F22USAFpilot 4 years ago
whats funny lookin back at this the surge is working
twoandahalfabs 4 years ago
that fat fucking bastard i'd laugh if he got hit by a bus, patton is my hero how fuckin dare that fat piece of shit, get a life you fucking asshole.
MacCreedy 4 years ago
Im not tryin to say peace man or hippy like. Im just saying we need to help ppl when they need us not because they have a natural resource. Look at the genocide in Africa between the hutus and the tutsis. We are not helping them because they dont have anything we need. We need to be America the land of the free, but we are (so far) the land of greed. Im about as patriotic as you can get be u have to wake up and smell the coffee. We are falling apart since veitnam.
s0nicfreek 4 years ago
sigh....... ppl ppl ppl I think of all the things that happend. Cold war We helped Bin laden. 9/11/01 he fuked us. yes there are terrorist out there but not all ppl in afganastan, iraq, and all middle east are. So we shouldnt be there for oil, and forcing democracy and christianity. I believe in God.. no one can change that. Religon is the thing that will tear this war appart.
s0nicfreek 4 years ago
he's not playing Patton,he's playing patton jr.you fuckn retards
alexanderalsop 4 years ago
this dishonours patton. this racist fat bastard should be the first one to get a bomb up his fat ass. when u say u want to bomb mecca, next time think how it feels if someone says that they want to bomb ur white house. i cant think of anu religious buildings that u american pray at cuz all of u are atheists anyway.
tungyung 4 years ago
Yeah, I wish. If it isn't the Religious Right trying to enforce their religion on everyone it's the evangelicals voting someone into the White House crazy enough to do it. Then, they make a lie that the US was founded on Christianity. The US is made up of all atheists? What a joke.
Seraphz0rz 4 years ago
Tung you're an idiot, don't even talk. Please. What you write is just so stupid I feel dumber for reading it.
F22USAFpilot 4 years ago
this guy pretending to be patton does horrible hes a fat sissy
hotpotato9987 4 years ago 2
OK i cant understand wat he says.Just blow the crap out of them soldiers we surport you
runescapeman60 4 years ago
1st of the uniform isn't decorated enough for Patton... And while I had to chuckle at Patton's call for 48 troops to end the problem in the Middle East- I doubt he'd ever have proposed anything like the so called "Patton Doctrine" Of course, this is only for amusement purposes only... Nothing to take to seriously
polarpawn 4 years ago 3
While this was very entertaining, I seriously doubt that Patton would ever treat the issue like this. Though he might well have threatened nuclear weapons if pissed off.
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smilieeface 4 years ago
Can't even wear the uniform properly.
Skytroop 4 years ago
absolutely great! loved the video, to bad patton isn't around today to kick some real ass!
getsomeirish 4 years ago 2
oorah to that
maddog4u31757 4 years ago
lol, this video is funny! :P
madcow085 4 years ago
i think the usa is juked in iraq. go home and play football which us mostly played with your hands.
QDM2 4 years ago
I don't give a fuck! People 50 years ago wouldn't be the pussies that they are now! Support out troops, they are the REAL Americans. The rest of you fucks should go to France or something like that! This is WW3, what country is currently NOT involved in this war in one way or another? FIGHT BACK! But it seems that war is fought with words now. If that keeps up, we are all ROYALLY FUCKED!
voidshadow 4 years ago
60 years ago there was a REAL war. This war is fucking bullshit. You sound like an idiot. France sucks? Really intelligent guy.
Xicano82 4 years ago
Patton said he would rather have a german division in front of him then a french one behind him :P
Seriously though, this was a perversion of Patton (even if it was slightly comical). Patton may have been bigoted, but he was a honorable military man and he would easily be able to see the lack of military importance in Iraq if he were in charge of the military and the intel. Nuking the middle easy... bigotry of that nature in todays world is just horrible.
LouisLeGros 4 years ago 2
get the fuck out of here with that "real" war bullshit. Any real war is a real war and there is nothing fake about what goes on within them.
Ignorance
monkthemc 4 years ago
Fuck you. This war has an impractical objective, WWII didn't. People are gona keep dying and it's never gona stop.
Xicano82 4 years ago
shut up, you dont know whats goin on anyway
05legendlimeGT 4 years ago
This isn't WW3, it is an insurgency in an unstable country that doesn't want us there. There is no army to destroy. It is a bunch of radicals w/$20 AK47s who want to power and kill anyone in the way.
Not questioning our government and our military on lack of progress and why we aren't doing better is not treason, it is what true patriotism is.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"
When people believe your fear mongering bullshit is when we are really in trouble and should fear.
LouisLeGros 4 years ago
I was going to write a list of countries that have nothing to do with this war, but I couldn't really be bothered. I'll just say that there are a lot of them.
I was also going to say that you are a fuckwit, but really, what's the point.
bellbottoms4life 4 years ago
Fascist are the ones running the earth. Lies, lies,lies,lies they create virus. Like how they create enemies to pocket the tax payers and oil consumers money. They were being enslave by this evil oil that they drill. Innocent civilians are always the victims of these fucking shit heads. The victims souls are waiting for them....
paraisokoto 4 years ago
The video may have been poorly impersonation, but it does cover some very good points. If someone attacks or threatens to attack America, they deserve to get the H-bomb shoved right up their ass. "Understood? That is all"
Usmc4me1775 4 years ago
If any of you retarded children can do a better Patton than Larry Kenny then go ahead and post it. Most of you are comparing George C. Scott's version of Patton anyway. How do we know that Scott's version didn"t suck also.
jjcjammer 4 years ago
patton had a more high pitched voice but it was said that he pulled everything else perfectly though he did tone down the swearing and lessened some of the inherent racism of the time.
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HScott31 4 years ago
If you watch footage of some of Patton's actual speeches, you'll see how off this impersonator is.
ryanjurek 4 years ago
wow this really sucks lol but i guess it dosent matter b/c Imus is out of a job ! nappy headed hoe
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sujeethm243 4 years ago
That is a terrible Patton impression.
ryanjurek 4 years ago
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cjc3usa1 4 years ago
no kidding. apparently Patton had a more high pitched voice. this is just copying Scott's rendition of patton.
mangam1986 4 years ago
we need a new Patton in our Military instead of all this politically correct peace fuck shit we are America we are supposed to rape shit all over this planet
ltrobertcole 4 years ago
Your so damn right. We should let the generals prove them selves in actoin. Do what they were trained to do. Not fucking politicions.
ConfederateTanker1 4 years ago
run for president
scottsrfun 4 years ago
dam right
2010falcon 4 years ago
hahaha that was a good laugh
Fenderkicksass 4 years ago
Fuckin Nuke those bastards!!!
Killwich 4 years ago
This is the kind of generals we should have running actions in Iraq
Spartan00000007 4 years ago
NO KIDDING, fucking turn baghdad into ww2 tokyo when it was relentlessly firebombed by the united states and turned into ash. iraq will learn not to fuck with the USA
jarrodm2002 4 years ago 2
Might be true about the oil rigs, to bad about the radioactivity though, we wouldn't be able to touch the oil for 100 years, about. BTW, 48 men, better hope Patton doesn't slap a couple of them.
xKCBEx 4 years ago
This is hilarious. I love it.
mistysnowymadness 4 years ago
Patton is precisely the type of military personnel we DON'T need today. Get rid of the ridiculous court marshals, get rid of winning hearts and minds, and do what militaries are meant to do: GET AMERICAN SODIERS KILLED!!!! Dame neo-cons!!
linershade9991 4 years ago
Blast da Rags!!!!
ultraman62 4 years ago
"I would like to have seen "Patton" add, "...and, you know, we've got drill rigs that can drill through that green glass just fine!"
lmao, that woulda been just perfect sunmines xD
Aylios 4 years ago
only 48 men?
wolverin007qwet 4 years ago
PUT this GUY on CNN, CBS, FOX, ...ect!
JARRETT7121 4 years ago
Bring back Imus and Patton!
schratboy 4 years ago
I would like to have seen "Patton" add, "...and, you know, we've got drill rigs that can drill through that green glass just fine!"
sunmines 4 years ago
Blow Up all those Rag Head Mother Fuckers !! H.
Herbuliss 4 years ago
Patton is precisely the type of military personnel we NEED today. Get rid of the ridiculous court marshals, get rid of winning hearts and minds, and do what militaries are meant to do: kill the enemy.
greatvaluemustard 4 years ago
Amen
AlbertSergei 4 years ago
Light bulbs and liquor bottles!!! Hear that Ayahtolla Ali-A-Hole!!!!
sunshine135 4 years ago
Two Words, Baby!: Atomic Fuckin' Weapons!
opusrex 4 years ago
that's 3 words.
Cypher451 4 years ago
i spit my beer on the screen.
blastingcaps 4 years ago
Thundercats! Hoooooo!
30packetsofketchup 5 years ago
H bomb baby!
tgourley6 5 years ago
Funny!
dmpstephen 5 years ago