Lowtax vs Uwe

[MarxuxII]

lowtax is a bitch

[melosebrainuhoh]

Germany dreams of the ubermensch, but the closest they've got is Boll the uberdouche.

[Casshyr]

what does boxing have to do with critics and movies... i never understand Uwe's reason for doing this.

[terminx12]

@Casshyr Alright Most Dudes Think that they can kick his ass for whatever reason you know they hate him. So he Challenge them to a boxing match which proves he can beat most internet trolls

[meric2]

@terminx12

Internet trolls? His movies are the worst thing to ever come out of Germany. If anything, someone claiming to enjoy Bolls movies is probably trolling.

[nilco]

hahaha 4chan faggot geting fucked up. GO BOLL!

[Shadowpillar]

@nilco

I see what you did there.

[lolwutno]

Lol @ Lowtax acting hilarious.

[mikepyro713]

the only thing uwe boll will ever win...

[Isle0fRed]

imagine roger ebert in the fight

[isfckingevil]

MANGOSTEEEEN

[Weizenmensch]

Uwe Boll You're Winner! 2:04

love the Big Rigs reference

[MrBoBoTom]

Wow, what a wimp.

[bierfrau9]

should've eaten more Mangosteen

[ChildrenofAmory]

Here's a fun game. Try to pinpoint the exact moment that queer Lowtax wet himself.

I hate Bol but man it's great watching a goon get the seven shades of shit knocked out of him.

[gjakogi]

@ChildrenofAmory yeah because tricking nerds into fighting you when you're an amature boxer by saying "its all for show" and then throwing your A-game is really funny :P

[ChildrenofAmory]

@gjakogi Considering how much your average goon talks about how "anything can funny", like AIDS, cancer, abortion and racism. I find it hilariously ironic that people cry about their hero taking a few punches.

Making photoshops of national tragedies involving hundreds of deaths with "funny" captions? Hilarious.

Lowtax gets boxed around a few minutes? Cry like a bitch.

Uwe sucks balls, but he's living the dream of kicking the shit out of some internet cunt.

[spishak7]

@gjakogi i agree, its funny as hell

[iroczilla28]

nice i wanna use this vid to edit with different faces and make it funny for my comp tech class is that ok???

[breuervision]

Uwe is saving the world

[dekap1020]

uwe boll is a fucking legend

[Verminator4]

Well, he might be a shitty director, but he can throw a punch alright.

[jjb950]

Low be trollin obviously.LOL

[GGRSC]

uwe only fights people he knows he can beat lol

[prophetlu0ng]

bloodrayne 2 was better thhan twilight

[FalconPan]

@prophetlu0ng Anything is better than Twilight :)

[pHr33kAcHu]

This is the best Uwe Boll movie ever!

[Saltamatizer]

My favorite part was how uwe boll said he'd train lowtax, then didn't, then said he wouldn't hit him hard, then did. It's like world war II all over again, those crafty Germans

[SirBlendalot]

haha boll whooped his ass

[flaksucks]

It's like, unfunny intellectual critic vs. the crybaby german who thinks punching his problems will solve them.

They're both faggots by the end of this but at least Lowtax can say he had some dignity in the long run and can be respected to some extent in his "industry" (if you'd really call the internet that)

Boll's a child for thinking he "won" this fight. The fact that Lowtax went up against a trained boxer ready to lose really says something about his character and Boll's lack of character.

[50pushups]

@flaksucks It says something about Lowtax's intelligence and need for attention that he got in the ring with a vindictive meathead who obviously hates critics and knows how to box. There is no way to spin this into a win for Lowtax, he looks terrible in the fight and the interview afterwards.

[12Antoniobu]

Now fuck off and cry about the bad German making films about your childish little video games...

[Nero5th]

@12Antoniobu His movies ARE really terrible and he can't take criticism at all (also this was ages ago).

[12Antoniobu]

How do you enjoy the feel of a real man's fist crushing your ugly nerd face you stupid whiney american sack of shit?

[FloydMayweatherJr916]

I want to see Mayweather Jr. vs. Uwe Boll. Then maybe we won't see anymore fucking bullshit in theaters.

[Kirix]

got his ass whopped

[znarfblatt]

I'm glad the unfunny faggot lowtax got the shit beat out of him and humiliated

[alkakrepierer]

funny that lowtax´s interview after the fight took longer than the fight itself

[Mounce2]

Rofl, the douche bag Lowtax raises his hands and shit. What a loser.

Disrespectful in the ring, very bad...

[chrisstorvik]

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

[WHATISUTUBE]

I like how Lowtax got his ass whooped (however unfair the conditions were) and later bitched about it for all to hear and groan. Don't get me wrong, Uwe would have gotten his ass kicked if he didn't bitch out and just pick pussies, but seeing Mr. Sarcasm get his ass kicked is good too.

[KevinDolin]

Lowtax was completely and utterly humiliated. LOVE IT.

[sacrisesma]

Should have hit him harder.

[AHugeFuckinBlunt]

my name is richard and i'm here to tell you about a wonderful fruit drink i discovered

[AGayBaby]

@AHugeFuckinBlunt naked :)

[balletlunatic]

I can't believe this actually happened. I want him to fight moot and jimbo wales next.

[LobotomyMadeEasy]

Atleast Uwe Boll is good at something.

[leauxbert]

Uwe Boll is a better fighter than he is a director. In fact, he sould stop making movies and become a professional fighter. It suits his look more.

[flaksucks]

Uwe Boll is a trained boxer. That's why he told his to fight him to begin with.

He's still a horrible director and has nothing to prove to anyone for beating up people with more intellect than him.

It's like a violent lumberjack beating the shit out of a homeowner for complaining about how poorly the wood was chopped.

[darknessofkrish]

Well so he can box pretty well.

Too bad it doesn't effect in anyway his INABILITY to make movies. What a fucking retarded douchebag, and if he want's to settle the criticisms and shittyness of his movies with any sort of violence.. well he might just get hit BY A FUCKING CAR.

He's a good sportsman too though, it seems..

[ghosthack3d]

lol, pwned by Uwe Boll. That's pretty bad, too bad all that web cred did jack shit once the match started. I don't even like Uwe Boll, but this lowtax guy was the bigger fool.

[gustav234]

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen. The guy thought this was going to be a mock fight but Boll obviously took it seriously. He would have pissed his pants when Boll started to pummel him.

[quezcatol]

@gustav234 he actually did boxing in his teens, and you can see it in the video.

[manofiorn]

Richard thought this was a mock fight, which is why he didn't even try.

[ManowarxManowar]

MANOWAR

[DoctorKidkill]

Two sad people that suck at things punch each other in front of a camera, news at 11.

[69AfroThunda69]

@DoctorKidkill Boll obviously doesn't suck at boxing.

[breuervision]

GRIFFITH, EISENSTEIN, TARKOVSKI, BERGMAN, FELLINI, HITCHCOCK, KUBRICK and B O L L UWE IS THE GREATEST DIRECTOR WHO EVER LIVED

[killwize]

Poor Uwe, Your movies still Lick C#nt!

[Judas63]

I wish I was one of those contestants. I would have made it my point to be be dqed for low blows. Would have been awesome.

[SpawnRe]

Postal was horrible.

[JonneBGud]

'Tax pretty much sums it up in the interview after the fight

[AnotherBGear]

Way to show some maturity Uwe - "YOU CRITICIZE MY FILMS I BEAT YOU UP!!!!"

Fucking kid.

And your movies suck horse cock

[fakedick]

@AnotherBGear He is a millionaire who filmed himself beating up nerds who said mean things about him. I think he still wins this one.

[flaksucks]

@fakedick Lowtax makes a living writing articles on a website he doesn't even have to update to keep support with.

Film money runs out.

[Magaladon]

@fakedick ,

No, not really. When all of this happened, the people who were working for Uwe Boll made it a point to ask anyone who volunteered if they had any experience with boxing or fighting in general. Not surprisingly, those who did, were turned down with the exception of one person, who apparently was under the impression it was supposed to be fake.

[StackCityEntOfficial]

uwe just needs to know how to take criticism and stop fucking crying when people say he makes shit movies, which he does

2:11 what the fuck was that? lol

[xteam1234]

@StackCityEntOfficial for fun

[AllYourBase420]

He's a straight up idiot. He thought it was going to be a good idea to be king internet by knocking out a guy with a background experience in boxing. Did this kid ever even get into a fight in high school? He doesn't even know how to throw a punch. He just takes it like the bitch he is and then goes on SA banning every guy that talks about it. They lost 10 bucks, you got fucking humiliated.

[KevinDolin]

Wow, Kyanka is a coward. Trying to hide from all the punches and then he runs away from the fight.

Chickenshit.

[OmegaCalibur]

If it was anyone else.. Boll would be pwnt.

[Zzulu2]

lol, go UWE

[0gami1tto]

Y'know Boll said the fight would be just for show, so he went in not expectng much then got the shit slapped out of him by an amateur boxer... very fair

[Dsupreme1]

uwe boll owns

[fredjustsucks]

That's what you get for making shitty movies

[littleorv29]

Did Lowtax just get dropped by a jab? A JAB! That's rather emarrassing.

[side1981]

Maybe next he should send phrost

[DominicMetal1979]

Even as the bout started you could tell he still thought it was all a big joke. The two good hits at 15-17 seconds -- that's the first time it hit him that he's not on the internet anymore.

[Shavarnarak]

Lowtax fights like a little bitch.

[TheThreadshitter]

what are all you fags yapping about in here

[moped445]

uwe-tarded

[MrMalavon]

Uwe sucks but watching lowtax get punched is still funny.

[InsideOutAnus]

Lowtax is clearly the superior fighter.

[Shavarnarak]

Only if blocking punches with your face is actually a secret technique to win a boxing match.

Frankly Lowtax is a retard for accepting this boxing match. Boll may be shit at making movies, but he can box, and Lowtax is an out of shape geek.

If Lowtax was smart he'd have mocked Uwe's challenge, as the challenge was quite stupid. But like a moron, Lowtax accepted, pranced around like a total ass and got his face beat in.

Uwe may be a git, but in this particular scenario he WINS.

[InsideOutAnus]

"Only if blocking punches with your face is actually a secret technique to win a boxing match."

Face to fist style, how d'ya like it?

[Lioyd1rving]

Boll did quite a lot of shitty movies, and killed the faith of many gamers in movie adaptations of video games. Including mine.

But seeing him beating the hell out of the one whose site turned the Internet into a free-fire zone for bullies....

...almost makes me want to forgive him.

Go Raging Boll.

[Shavarnarak]

Agreed!

It also goes to show that smartassed bullies may dance around in a fight but that if you throw a serious punch at them they go down faster then a 5$ whore.

[breuervision]

Some people are born with a gift, others, lacking any gift or talent keep doing the only thing they can: throw stones at the gifted ones. That's what being a critic is all about.

I'm not saying Uwe was born with a gift. But beating the crap out of critics and other mediocre beings is a NOBLE THING TO DO!!!

Keeping that in mind:

UUUUUUUWEEEEEEE IS THE KING

[killwize]

@breuervision Fuck you dude.

[corbalt1]

hahahahaha richard lowtax kyanka got what he deserved. fucking nerd. slink back to your gay little internet kingdom and make sure you buy more guns, faggot.

[jas16899]

FYI homies Lowtax didn't go into this expecting to win. He's not a boxer, he's a writer/comedian/business man. Similarly Uwe Boll is mastering boxing because he hasn't gotten respect for his films.

[supaflyjohnson]

Lowtax was never funny.

[Petyamester]

That red is a pussy.

[Raidenx3499]

Uwe Boll is a bad director, but he is not the worst out there by far. [cough] Michael Bay [cough]. One of his last films, In The Name Of The King, a shameless LOTR ripoff nonetheless.... was fairly mediocre and forgettable, but nowhere near as bad as his other work. He has SOME potential if he would put more effort into his writing and less into boxing critics.

[KSkrode]

I wonder what the chances are of scheduling a fight with Boll. How much negative criticism does it take for him to throw a hissy and challenge someone? I realize Lowtax was probably an easy choice since he's a fairly scrawny, unassuming dude, but there are plenty of goons with the necessary skillset to stomp a hole through Uwe Boll. I'd fight him. Hell, I'd fight him and Lowtax at the same time if it gave me an opportunity to crack Uwe upside the head.

[MawBTS]

Haha, Lowtax is a crappy boxer

[Fattaman]

This video, IMO, makes Uwe Boll one of the best directors ever.

[ExClUr]

Hey, Uwe haters, let's gather, throw our money in one bag and give it to Bob Sapp so that he harshly criticises Uwe Boll and challenges him to KI fight.

[DraxZombie]

Hahahaha, ok, I'm in!

[mrzambole]

Lowtax is a bitch.

[DraxZombie]

Hey, Uwe, two things:

1) Very cool you box. I can still shoot you in the face with a shotgun, tho.

2) You can beat anyone you please, but that doesn't change the fact that you're an untalented whore.

[ExClUr]

All in all well said. Uwe is acting like a big child.

[Arbiter321]

You have to admit that he has balls to do this shit.

[Tactics1337]

(USER WAS BANNED FOR KICKING MY ASS)

[jihadJackson]

also dont say anything bad about lowtax, or you get some thumbs down straight up your butt

[jihadJackson]

hahahahhah aaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHHAHAHa omg... holy shit... hahahahahha internet...

[KrypticGuy666]

Uwe boll is a fucking badass!!

[Helelos]

I guess he didn't have ten bux

[sparkybox01]

I fucking love Uwe Boll special his Postal Movie! Man i don't understand why everybody hates him?

[AnonymousMarcab]

Because he makes fucking horrendous movies while destroying incredibly badass video game franchises. Postal was definately his best work, however. Hard to fuck with that games franchise in a negative way anyways ;p

[bishopssix]

I'm guessing you're one of the idiot sheep who buy all the fucking crap that the mainstream puts out that has no story (halo 3, WoW, oblivion, fallout 3, etc)

[goodflo911]

lol idiot ofc not. I watch good movies, ergo I skip 99,99% of hollywood. I think uwe is great because he shows that todays nerds have no taste whatsoever.

[bugabuse]

@bishopssix Hey fuck you, those games you listed are awesome.

[rorymcguire]

@bishopssix

your a fucking troll.... halo 3, wow, oblivion, and fallout have fuckinga mazing storys. you are a tard

[bishopssix]

@rorymcguire no, no they do not. baldur's gate, the real fallout (1/2), dragon age, kotor, vtm, morrowind, now those have excellent stories

[stev1212]

I find some films bad and some films great. his tunnel rats movie was amazing VERY enjoyable as was postal and dungeon siege but some of his other work is Horrendous!

[chobitz7]

@AnonymousMarcab His Non-VG films are pretty good, kinda, well... they don't suck, but his VG games do suck..... mostly

[SenseiDonGraham]

@AnonymousMarcab I dunno I consider Rampage his best film.

[Dynaman21]

@SenseiDonGraham I found Rampage to be fairly original if somewhat conflicted and the ending was a bit meh, but other than that well done.

The guy can do good work. He just really needs to focus.

[Genecalypse]

because hse a fucking untalented shit.

[aplayhouse]

Between this, and the time he called Michael Bay a fucking retard, Uwe Boll is my favorite filmmaker, even though he has never made anything worth a damn.

[kjb86]

I cannot decide which one is more of a faggot.

[ChinaSpec]

lowtax is a faggot that bought a korean wife

[healaryclenton]

so what a goon do he lift up his

[das81]

Did Uwe beat the crap of four geeks in Vancouver?

[naesbutt]

Lol Lowtax is a pussy!!

[ichgo333]

At least Lowtax can make a funny Low budget Videos, Boll cant even do that with thousands of dollars, and great video games.

[baronvivi]

the announcer sounds like he has down syndrome.

[vaguy78]

Kyanka created a very popular internet forum and website which entertains thousands of people. Boll makes shit movies which entertain nobody except the occasional neanderthal.

[anthonysenn]

Well, Uwe Boll may be able to fight, but his movies still are some of the worst films ever made in the history of humanity.

[Frank12391NL]

Uwe boll is an amateur boxer,, no doubt hes kicking everybodies asses!!

[StandAloner]

OH THE HUMANITY

[Lockmat666]

Hahaha. Well, he did step in the ring. Can't blame Uwe for pounding his skull in.

[COBRARocky]

Im just laughing at Lowtax having his ass handed to him by Uwe Boll

[Amalekites]

Who's Bowe?

[chopper1303]

hahaha reminds me of a scene in "fight club" when edward and brad talk about who they would like to fight. So for this internet geek his personal "fight club" came true, even if he might have had another outcome of the fight in mind :-)

I would like to fight vin diesel for all his crappy movies like the fast the furious or that babysitter crap.

Who would you like to fight ?

[xaajeh]

Funny how pathetic people like Lowtax think they are successful, yet I bet he is too afraid to walk down the street alone. He knows he's a worthless POS on this earth and that he'd be given a dirt nap in an instant if he so much as tries to exist in the real world. Loser. You should hear what he did to his sister when they were younger. Pretty much explains his mental disorder.

[Mixophiliac]

Someone got permabanned. :P

[EnricoKlotter]

FOR THULE!

[EnricoKlotter]

lowtax is a pussy. he tried to hide his weakness behind clownish behaveiour when he realized that boll was serious he should have fought like a man. no matter if he would have lost. he would have kept his honour.

with my best regards from berlin

[WCarnation]

"fought like a man"

"kept his honour."

what the fuck is this medieval england

[Daftajest]

FOR CAMELOT!

[bandwagonretards]

at least he tried to throw a couple punches. another guy he fought just ran away and cowered in the corner.

[illmitchjax]

Bowe is an experienced ex competative boxer whilst lowtax is some geek from the internet.

Can you blame him?...

[mcwiseley]

guess we know who got permabanned.

[PsychoJosh]

DUHH YEAH BECAUSE ANYONE WHO DISLIKES SOMETHINGAWFUL IS OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WHO REGISTERED ON DA FORUMS

Get permabanned from breeding you piece of trash.

[mm6223]

lol

[genocommand]

bloodrayne 3

[DougJokester]

Lowtax is a god! somethingawful is nothing without him

[senkiasenswe]

Uwe still sucks. look at the muscle and size difference.

[Freddirector]

Maybe Uwe Boll should stop Directing and be a Boxer, he would have a cool nickname "Raging Boll".

also, I have a question. Because Uwe Boll makes bad movies, AND YOU chose to WATCH his movies, HE is a idiot?

[JackGillow]

If I'm not mistaken he was once a competitive boxer.

[timduncan69]

haahhahaah eat shit lowtax

[Stalin111]

damn. Ok, he´s got a punch - but he still sucks. Fuck Uwe Boll.

[Rhademanthus]

Hahahahaha. I love Uwe Boll. Fuck lowtax.

[totlolrofl]

HAHAHAHA NO

[seansobes]

who the fuck is lowtax

[FlameAdder]

The only funny thing involving Lowtax that I've ever seen.

[BrentonSucks]

I fucking love Uwe Boll.

[NickolausPacione]

Uwe Boll -- I am trying to get some boxing tips from him because Lowtax and company had fucked with my imprint and repeatedly fucked with my books by pirating them.

[priestjavelin]

dude nickolausepacoine or wutev u are a real fvckin loser arent u.

also fuck something awfl. Like ya, soemthing IS awfuL!!!

[MarkCameron]

Lowtax still wins at making movies.

[giantgorillastudios]

Doom House FTW!

[ghostintheshell21]

lowtax is a pussy!

[Gamewitzer]

loxtaw is such a pussy..what the fuck is he doing? dancing? where are my 10 bux?

[belgurdo]

Being stolen so that he can buy a better foot massager.

[ebrules]

Lowtax won the moral victory.

[mouhPk8]

After fucking Lowtax in the ass Uwethen proceeded to rape his chink wife.

He fucked her crosseyed.

[DougJokester]

lowtax is awesome

[glovestrong48]

OH,THERE'S A BIG RIGHT HAND!!!!

[phuckpalface]

Lol if his movies are so terrible why is he so famous? Oh yeah, it's because of you. You can never drop the fucking bawling about his movies and that gives him a cult following. Even if you hate him, he's a millionaire because of you. Congratu-fucking-lations

[Blahsmack]

"lowtax is dancing around like this is some kind of joke!?"

[Cobretti89]

uwe boll is simply a fucktard, he was a professional boxer before he started making movies. if he was a real man, he would have chosen a contest in which he didnt have such a big advantage. in my eyes he is a useless coward and winning a fight against his critizans doesnt make his films any better...and if you dont think so, just watch "alone in the dark" and you cant do

[CavikTheHavok]

All of that you said is completely true... Yet you have 4 thumbs down. YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID!

[Zero4Mars]

His movie sucks, but his left-hook makes up for it XD

[alexcj1]

I just think its hilarious that the only way Uwe can defend his shitty movies is by beating up his critics who are completely untrained. A really boxer should just put him in his place.

fucking XD lowtax got fucked up.