The Cheese Shop sketch, Monty Python

[zottelmischel]

Thanks

[G1DAT]

Simply Brilliant!

[101ronmccain]

tahaha

[cpovey1]

Cheese shop, IMHO, is the best of the best. The dead parrot and Ministry of funny walks are also great, but to me, the Cheese Shop is #1.

[gomez9622]

he forgot American cheese but he probably didn't have it

[BIGFATNINJA50]

130 people were public dancing and got yelled at....

[TanoBrati]

I love cheese. 

[missBejbushka]

this was so.... cheesey

[Edu2503]

I'm from Venezuela, and I must say that I haven't seen a single beaver is this country.

[phodd]

@Edu2503 that's because they're all down holes making cheese

[Edu2503]

@phodd Good one.

[tyrionimpstark777]

@Edu2503 well Cleese is from england and apparently he knows more about venezuela than you, lol

[Edu2503]

@tyrionimpstark777 Obvious failtroll is obvious.

[Woggyflush]

@Edu2503 ^

they are for export only

[Edu2503]

@Woggyflush Venezuela is not exporting food, just oil. We have to import almost 80% of our food because Chavez' policies are ruining the local production.

[Woggyflush]

@Edu2503

I'm sorry to hear that. But my comment was meant as a joke!

[Edu2503]

@Woggyflush I know. I'm just the anti-joke chicken.

[Woggyflush]

@Edu2503

LOL

[ArgoLupus]

@Edu2503 Curious -- were you a fan of the pre-Chavez days where all your resources were consumed by my govt. because rotating oligarchs sold out 95 percent of the country for a mere third of the profits for themselves? Or the usury of the IMF, the world's loan shark, which sucked you dry? Were you happy that the CIA had a free hand in VZ to stage coups, kill civilians from rooftops in 2002, and then blame Chavez loyalists with help of TV? All so el Norte gets gas for casi nada?

[Edu2503]

@ArgoLupus I'm not a fan of this caribbean-socialist, Castro-loving, narco-goverment either (if you know what I mean). The goverments before Chavez were awful, but not as awful as his. Homicides have triplicated since 1999. Inflation was the lowest in LatAm before 1999; it is now the highest. Media and Private Sector are constantly attacked by Chavez himself. Any proof of Chavez loyalists corruption is hidden and proofs of dissidents felony are elaborated.

[Edu2503]

@ArgoLupus There's scarcity of food and construction supplies. Formal jobs are decreasing. Informal jobs are increasing (only in the services branch). National production is decreasing. More than 70% of food consumed is imported. Roads and infrastructure haven't progressed a bit since 1999. The goverment spends more money on propaganda and other countries than medicine, education and security together. The National Assembly creates laws that violate the National Constitution.

[Edu2503]

@ArgoLupus The goverment makes an anti-constitutional and illegal agreement (and, without consultation) with China wich doesn't even satisfy the country's actual demands or interests. Chavez supports dictatorial goverments.

You were obviously coaxed by the National goverment propaganda if you really think Venezuela is better with Chavez that with anyone else in the country's history.

[ArgoLupus]

@Edu2503 Wow, I guess I hit a nerve! I am a dupe of Chavez? I never said I likef Chavez. I just cast aspersions on MY GOVT. No hay Chavez propaganda here, where he is called a coca addict-dictator. Please don't try and label me. Instead, speak of leaders who were great for ALL (not 15 percent) of Venezuela since 1975. I really would like to know. Because I don't hear his opponents talking about the good days of "so and so.". Si digame por favor, pero no aqui. This is comedy page after all.. TX

[Sirenhound]

All he has right now is this box of one dozen starving crazed weasels.

[doods91]

@Sirenhound I love you for making that reference.

[RibusPQR]

I used to have some cheese, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[forte8910]

This calls for a celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!

[Cr3at1vem1nd]

This scetch is cheesy

[iWillBlockYou]

I WANT TO BUY SOME CHEESE!! :))

[remembermorley]

it's weired my cousin got me hear

[mollimolls]

"...well it certainly isn't contaminated by cheese." best.

[kotetsu131]

....how in the world did Cleese memorize all that cheese?

[DoubleGlog]

If anyone would most kindly enlighten us, the general poplace, as to the title of the melody played herein, eternal thanks would be in order, and a gratuitous order of gratitude would be levied apon the one who illuminates us all with this epiphany.

[r0rz]

no no don't tell me, I'm keen to guess :D

[nliausacmmv]

He seems condescending. (That means he talks down to people.)

[Nitrinoxus]

Thumbs up if you've ever said something, then had to rephrase what you'd said because the person you were talking to didn't catch a word of it.

[NayrbRellimer]

Wensleydale at 3:20. (Wallace & Gromit)

[TheNationals24]

what a senseless waste of human life

[guineapiggyman]

@TheNationals24 in what way??

[TheNationals24]

@guineapiggyman i'm saying thats my favorite line in this sketch

[JonnyB16902]

Anyone know the name of the song the man is playing on the guitar (if it is indeed an actual song)?

[IRAWRKOOKIES]

:chuckle:

[imnotintrested100]

lol my 7 yr old bro loves monty python&i love cheese so i guess its all good :L

[MrMonsterstiffy]

So I curtailed my Walpoling activities...

[762girl]

I LOVE THIS SKETCH. I haven't seen it for years, but still say "This Is a cheese shoppe isn't it?"  No one gets it. :D

[IamIndeedLayingAnEgg]

I think he made up some of those cheeses.

[sharkey1776]

The look on Terry Jones' and Graham Chapman's faces when John Cleese screamed, "Will you shut that bloody dancing up!" gets me every f*cking time!

[Kaiaqe]

OFWGKTA

[Level7Gentlemen]

‎"I thought to myself: A little fermented curd could do the trick. So I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles." Monty Python has some of the most ingenious lines in history.

[belrandir]

@Level7Gentlemen no doubt about that, I learned most of my more "intelligent" english from the lads ^^

[MiK3i]

@Level7Gentlemen It's hardly genius when you just add a load of big words to a sentence, only the ill-educated would deem it genius. Though I do agree, but not for this sentence, Monty Python did have some of the best lines!

[ArgoLupus]

@MiK3i I don't hear him lauding the phrase because it has latinate words anyone could find in a Thesaurus- his overuse of fifty-cent words is how we identify him as a pompous character. But it's worth noting that Cleese has a great command of French, unlike most anglophones, which he sprinkles throughout his dialogue. The double twist is that the moron at the counter is even more annoying and hence "deserves" to be shot.

[bigphil088]

@Level7Gentlemen come again?

[BMXDMAN]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[jason78969]

This sketch continues to recurr in so many places today - keep it in mind and you will soon see.

[harrymannjr10001]

How in the world can 126 people dislike this? This is comical genius. This is not "Who's The Boss?" or "Full House" This is one of funniest moments not just in the history of Monty Python, but of television.

[the7thword]

@harrymannjr10001 The people who dislike this are senseless wastes of human life.

[harrymannjr10001]

@the7thword I agree with that.

[penguinboy561]

The music takes this one to the next level.

[emptyharbor]

Anyway.

[BomazXD]

best place for lactose intolerants...

[abcdefghijklmnop8500]

its so clean

well its certainly uncontaminated by cheese

[jacobburns909]

I love how you can see that all the cheese cases are empty

[fosterslover]

My favorite sketch

[yoitscayman]

I want to buy some CHEESE!

[0946218123]

this scene was done in one take

[mcaddicts]

-will shut up  that bloody dancing up

-told you sir

[Ramintout]

126 people have been shot for not selling cheese

[harrymannjr10001]

@Ramintout 126 people don't know what funny is.

[Ramintout]

If you say no one more time im going to shoot you through the head.

So do you have any cheese?

No! :D

*BAM* >:D

What a waste of Human Life..

[RedwallRox]

Oi vahntabuy some CHEEEEESE!

[TheMrrandomhouse]

thumbs up if u got to this by typing in cheese when u where bored

[IcedJello]

anyone ever find out what song that is in the background?

[jhelmerp]

Cantal, Saint-Nectaire, Crottin de Chavignol, Livarot?

[guinness13]

Thumbs up if you are eating cheese watching this. (English beer cheese myself)

[JhoneMorgainse16]

hihi i am an uk girly

[vollystri]

eating Gorgonzola while watching this.

[pianoman2121]

SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI OFF!

[inamerica55585]

Is this guy related to Eric Praline, one of John Cleese's other characters? They act the same, except for the funny voice.

[RAVEmovies]

ah, 240p, we meet again.

[THEteeenROX9GODesss]

& he diddent even say brinza THE CRIMMINAL!!! & now i htink of it i diient hear feta either (thoguh they r kinda thu sme though) LUVED IT I DIED!!!

[STITCHESMAN]

Would it be rude to cut the cheese in a cheese shop?

[GetABrainYouTwerp]

@STITCHESMAN because 'cutting the  cheese' is a euphemism for farting.

[STITCHESMAN]

@GetABrainYouTwerp so would it be rude?

[ta15246]

@STITCHESMAN Not really. That would be the only cheese this shop ever cuts.

[UniteIreland07]

One of my all-time favorite Python sketches. Really shows their talent for getting laughs without always having to play the "nasty card." And John Cleese certainly showed a prodigious (and enviable) capacity for memory, reeling off that long list of cheeses in this sketch, n'est ce pas?

[dthevideofan657289]

Funny thing is I understood everything he said without the layman added in...and I am American.

[Halaberdizzle]

I dig the music.

[NowhereBeats]

Reminds me of the time I went to KFC and they were out of Chicken

[nevets4ever]

who said that...?

[sLicJl]

المقطع هذا فضح كوميدو هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههه

[MenaceList]

well this taught me a lot about cheese

[zabalv15]

Certainly sir, its a cheese shop sir. HAHA i love how Michael says that it kills me everytime

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

Whenever I discern this pasquinade, I grow esurient for some coagulated dairy products and I ingest said products to satisfy my appetence.

[Polyfusia]

@DeadNorwegianBlue Levitan?

[manygate10]

Venezuelan Beaver cheese? Not today sir. Brilliant!

[coath514]

I bet there was nothing but ricotta left and he didn't want poor Cleese to eat that junk

[IncurablePessimist]

I love the artsy intro to this one.

[HawklordLI]

Venezuelean Beaver cheese? LMAO.

[Cdub2k]

@HawklordLI

Not today Sir!



[FellerFilms]

Blessed are the cheese makers.

[unclebud99]

@FellerFilms ...well, it's not meant to be taken literally...it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

[epb45]

@FellerFilms life of brian!

[giggabyt78]

@FellerFilms big nose

[Larrylarp]

"Anyway."

That was the point where I almost got a heart attack. And it kept getting more and more insane...

[TimAyro]

I'd like to see WKUK do a tribute to Monty Python. You can see how clearly infuenced they are.

[SuperSpinko27]

@TimAyro you mean like the letter they got from John Cleese?

[SkateHomeless]

"I don't care how fucking runny it is..."

[414Celt]

What is that amazing song in the begining?!?

[srosenfeld828]

I'm SHOCKED they didn't have Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. Big twist.

[zagor1974]

@srosenfeld828

well,not today,maybe tommorrow

[zagor1974]

how can a cheeseshop being so clean if a cat runs thru and eats the cheese?

best sketch ever made in human history and its certainly uncontaminated by cheese are the funniest words ever spoken

[Bob1sGr8]

In this picture there are 47 cheeses. None of which can be seen.

[jacobburns909]

@Bob1sGr8 the cheeses have mastered the ability of not being seen



[RectumPilum]

Jarlsberg <3

[soldout99]

"WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP?!"

And then my drink was spat over my keyboard.

[notjustin]

can somebody tell me what that language is? gaelic? gibberish?

[AkushevDmitry]

@notjustin That, my friend, is English.

[Triplerubik]

I love the sign lmfao:

"The Old Cheese Emporium. Henry Wensleydale. Surveyor of fine cheese to the gentry and the poverty stricken too!"

[tumak1966]

i have john cleese voice on my gps..... lol!!!

[PandaJungle]

I LOOOVE GRILLED CHEESE!

[DarkGamer72]

He looks so young 0.0

[kennabenna5]

THUMBS UP IF YOU TYPED CHEESE IN THE SEARCH BAR AND THIS POPPED UP. lol

[Avpsagaman]

I am better than the salami and the bologna combined.

[jacobburns909]

"anyway"

"Who said that"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA

[HerrUberSniper]

This would be even more poiniant if I liked cheese.

[flynntheman90]

my favorite python sketch by far, i love the build up

[Zeldafreak007]

thumbs up if you typed in cheese cause you were bored

[zombiewhale]

this shit is not funny

[TheTechnoToast]

@zombiewhale Monty Python is an acquired taste. I didn't get it at first. The hilarity in this is because it is so pompously stupid. Imagine someone jumping up and down for ten minutes in their underpants eating an apple for no reason. The thing that makes this funny is the fact that it is completely what you wouldn't get in real life. Unexpected stupidity. but eventually you'll get it. Just watch more Python videos and hopefully you'll see what I mean :-)

[harrymannjr10001]

@zombiewhale You wouldn't know what funny is if it hit you in the face

[bookeater]

I've always wanted to get a full soundbite of the bazouki in this,guy can play!

[bebeldan]

If i say that i want to eat cheese right now, can i get likes?

[Matth3wV]

I think I must be the only person that doesn't like Monty Python, and I love old comedy...

[The13LeafClover]

He shot him in front of 3 dancing witnesses. Badass.

[alienolivia]

venezuelen beaver cheese?

Not today, no.

when do they have venezuelen beaver cheese?

[thethunderiscoming]

@alienolivia your a stupid idiot

[alienolivia]

@thethunderiscoming soooo polite

[refinedfriend]

venezuelan beaver cheese????? haha

[BenAliGtor]

He is seeking cheeses as his savior..

[JizzForBritain]

ee-aberall-'ungry like!!!

[thethunderiscoming]

@JizzForBritain your s stupid idiot

[SuperPrivate2011]

I didn't hear him mention Buffalo Mozarella

[snowfare]

Whattabout aardvaark foreskin cheese!

[CymbalRush]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

The cats eaten it.

[christiaanjoseph12]

xx

[SuperIlluminaughty]

heeyaahalarrulunglilike!

[Iamvillainous]

ANYWAY!

[skumhesten78]

@Iamvillainous Who said that?

[hunnyjive]

I believe that Beaver cheese is the female equivalent of knob cheese

[mrspivvy]

@hunnyjive Lol, very clever! have a thumbs up

[DOPPELMOVEMENT]

What's that stuff on the shelf?

[PeteyD60]

122 people must have been former shop clerks.

[JTKomedy]

122 people were out of czechoslovakian sheep's milk cheese.

[Dhemios]

Kikoskia's fans sent me here. I thanke them.

[34RiverStone]

i want to buy some CHEEEESE

[123spdl]

I watched this video in my softmore class in english 2 lol

[horsesrock3210]

that was quite funny

[roadcrosser]

I love cheese

[TheAttercop]

Michael Palin so underrated among the Pythons..the anchor of so many classics.

[turritorony]

Senseless waste of human life.... madre mía, me muero... :-)))))

[alienolivia]

what days DO they have venesualin beaver cheese? (sorry i cant spell venesualin)

[anonUK]

@alienolivia

V e n e z u e l a n

[kapostrophelaymeerow]

wow.. never realized how many kinds of cheeses there are

[HetaliaGirl1]

@kapostrophelaymeerow same here.