Kinder Man Finally Translated!

[pieboy6000]

It is a toy, truly.

[claypugproductions]

CHOCADOOBIE!

DUBLE CHOCADOOBIE!

[johntheant]

Kinder man stole the spherical entertainment device from aperture science

[palpalboys]

choco doobie! 0:07

[roblox184]

lol troll faced man XD

[najodleglejszy]

regular arm excersise is vital to the tadpole

[hunhistory]

In the times, he was one of the deformed children of Chernobyl, and kinder surprise happily made a video of him.

[TeamSeymour]

I love the little "CooCoo!" sound fits right in!

[jigga138]

bowel discomfort probable... LOL

[jigga138]

LOLLLL IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE... IM LIKE CRYING STILL

[obenrob]

18 people didnt excercized their tadpole

[Broshmosh]

Plague of locusts will cleanse yodelling mules.

Fucking genius.

[TheMusicalKitchen]

lmao! Super funny!

[MaxDamageProductions]

Hatred.

[TheSynthesist94]

...I just like the start.

Hatred.

[Cegrell]

I bid you farewell, Sam.

[thepastaman1]

i don't know which is creepier

[MsDoggo]

Sounds like he says "Me Screwed Now." Before he falls off the wall...

[sjrickard2008]

LOL, it reminds you a bit of Robin Williams in One Hour Photo-you've got nothing to prove it but something's not quite right. Have to say though, I think a lot are over reacting and jumping on the bandwagon a bit. It's only the world me live in now that makes this ad so odd-everyone is highly sensitive now in this day and age.

[SpacePope4]

....my name is Sam. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight e______o

[cynderdrag]

@SpacePope4 hello sam.i fell the same way as you.

[Broshmosh]

@cynderdrag You both fell?

[quizmaster85]

I think I need to see a psychiatrist after watching this.

No offence to you, your translations were just classic. It's just this ad...

[chaklong]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[therealrofus100]

i bid you farewell sam

[myrkeyjones]

Demonic Patrick Stewart lol

[FaeIan]

At The Beginning I Thought He Was Hitler.

Hatred.

[TOA1928]

What.The.FUCK.Its Justin Bieber...........in his true form.

[zombie22able2]

really death to the wright bros WELL UR A SONNA OF A

[james4115]

@zombie22able2 YEAH YOURE A SONNA OF A, VORSCYTHE.

in case you're incredibly stupid, this is mocking you, zombie.

[stupidkid508]

Am I the only one that isn't scared by this? And I'm scared of so much weird shit that people normally aren't scared of.

[xservintage]

@NinjaJesusXD

(serious face, talks like Arny)

Are you Sam Wright? Come with me, if you want to live.

Seriously. Just run.

[clubpenguinsux1]

I laughed my head of when I saw this!

[OmfgWalrusEntertain]

Im so having nightmares from looking at his face

[akatora124]

i wouldnt eat that. that face alone would give me nightmares for weeks.

[tajheri39]

disgousting

[Masterge77]

DEATH TO THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!!!!

[pikanglova]

Chocadooby

[gallafey]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty great fall Humpty Dumpty crashed through floor

[McPickleswami]

death to the wright brothers

[saxin12]

gGg

[alexgets98]

fuck a dummy!!

[gansta959]

death to the wright brothers... oh lawl

[shayyman]

I love the lord of the rings joke... AMAZING

[TeamSeymour]

I bid you farewell, Sam hehehehehehehehehehe

oh Hobbits.

[BLlNK]

Hatred

[LonelyVietz]

smoke a doobie :P

[jazzie1997]

wtf lol

[johohitchhike]

bowel discomfort probable ......i nearly shat myself laughing......

[TheNewCockroach76]

It makes sence Z0mg!

[kimpan905]

that thing scares me D:

[PopcornParodies]

DEATH TO THE WRIGHT BROTHERS.

~Rachel

[xservintage]

Regular arm exercise is vital to the tadpole??? WTF!?

And I'm not Sam! What does that have to say about me?

(looks behind)

Humpty: Choca-DOOBIEEEEEEEE!

xservintage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[lamplight5]

I am....CHOKING xD

[SamhainSlayer]

Lol randomness.

[BrownyTCat]

My name is Sam... OH SHI-

[cheesecakeman999]

MINE TOO!! oh shit,,,

[sam960708]

@cheesecakeman999 mee three shit!!!!

[franciscojavierm]

I can't stop laughing... "Dead to the Wright Brothers" WTF???!!!!

[ZaffiroRubino]

What is this I don't even....

[cessnaoneeightytwo]

Chocolate Eletric!

[GCQProductions]

I bid you farewell, Sam.

[azaman1000]

lol, DEATH TO THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!

[50Dashes]

Bowel discomfort probable!

[jcfynx]

冗談を言ってるに違いない

[blubbers1]

He touched me in places

[LuvableBaka]

@blubbers1 .. i am so sorry. D:

[WAITilikecookies]

Thnx but I really owe you here cuz mine was kinda a copy. I was bored and had fifteen free minutes

[JoleneRamsahai]

bowel discomfort probable hahaaaaa

[Liam7095]

death to the right brothers

[thescaryman]

Abought time someone wanted to kill the wright brothers besides me theyve instinctioned humanitity-twice.

[raptorinator]

thats "extincted"

[KennBurch]

"instinctioned" sounds worse, though.

[TheDonSharma]

regular arm exercise is vital to the tadpole LOL

[leafytree499]

death to the wright brothers lol!

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

Death to the Wright Brothers now!

[MajorMcKay]

Death to Wright Bros. LoL

[rubinoos1]

chocaboodie=chocolate electric?

[carrottaco177]

But my name's not sam....

[DanKC22]

hahahahahaha arm excercising tadpoles

[Eyerleth]

¡This cheese is burning me!

[Itsover90]

death to the wright brothers WTF?

[Cazz814]

He take the plane after saying DIE!

[taccow]

Its a toy, truly.

LOL

[Linkfaan120]

Oh fuck my mouth burns of laughing XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDD

[Snowballrox]

"Me Unscabbly" should be translated to "I shall now remove my clothes"

[runescapeluvr]

but he doesn't so it wouldn't be that funny

[KennBurch]

No...it would be a closer translation to make it "my lesions have healed".

[coolcod10]

Check out my translated old man video!

[metroid885]

...

[rush1er]

Bowel Discomfort probable..LOL

[mhuki]

plague of locusts, will cleanse yodelling mules,

LOL

[mattkyler]

lol. "your spherical entertainment  device contains loose peices"

[JuggaloDaddy121]

LOLZ

[kefkaROX]

"Death to the Wright Brothers!"

ROFLMAO!

[FLYTY777]

bowel discomfort probable LOL

[BrunnerJamFilms]

"Death to the Wright Brothers" had me lmfao

[OldTimeyJunk]

I laughed so hard my arm burst!

[dezzidy904]

kinder=hatered. awsome.

[ivche13]

Regular arm exercise is vital to the tadpole LOL

[awkwardicecream]

I loved how the first line is simply "Hatred" XD

[SoraStar64]

Your spherical entertainment device contains loose peices. OH MY GOD!

[isboredfromroblox]

omg so funny i cant stop laffing XD XD

[SilverishKitten]

Finally someone feels the same way about it as I do.

[Vorscythe]

I agree with both of you. I have no idea why this has as many views as it does. You guys all need an overhaul in taste, go look at some of my other videos instead - the ones I actually put some thought into.

[jgum86]

@Vorscythe SHUT UP FAGGOT YOUR VIDEOS SUCK ASS

[CrackerOaks]

you would have to of seen the first commercial XD

[MastaShake99]

yeah you tell em! how rude of them to have a different sense of humor than you!

[SDJPR]

*Laughed*

[SDJPR]

Oh my goodness this shit made my gut hurt cause of how hard I just lughed!!!! XD 5 Stars

[Studio09mexicomexico]

Plague of locust LOL

[WarHawk81A2]

Dammit! Why do my Spherical entertainment devices ALWAYS contain loose pieces?! I can't live without them, but every friggin time! Arrrrrrrgghh! Whom does one hath to sue at Kinder for them to get it right? And don't even get me started on the probable bowel discomfort! Doggone it! Can anyone help me?!

[crazzydude14]

LOL HATRED hahahahahaha

[Kiki756]

"Death to the Wright Brothers!". PURE GENIUS! Lol. xD

[beearse]

A TALKING TESTICLE!!!

[joannB66]

LOL...most random ones list:

"Plague of locusts will cleanseyodelling mules."

"Death to the Wright Brothers."

"Regular arm exercise is vital to the tadpole."

[FluroDonuts]

OMFG. rofl. thats hilariously random XD

[oktny]

I rolfed right at the beginning: HATRED. XD

[Sonicrulez11]

Bowel discomfort is probable. XD

[mogwaifisherman]

don't you hate it when your spherical entertainment device contains loose pieces.

[xservintage]

@mogwaifisherman

Oh, dang it! I forgot to give my tadpole his arm exercise today! What do I do?

Maybe I should check my yoddeling mule?

[mustangrules]

@mogwaifisherman lmfao!!!

[cmh96]

lmao

[benarneberntsen]

he have a penis head!

[cmh96]

lmao

[lifeisalive]

Grammar gail

But it's fucking hilarious how you fail :)

[lifeisalive]

TYPO! D:

*fail

[ethanhuntersmith]

You're a grammar fail

[lifeisalive]

Sir, I'm not a word, I'm a human being, idiot.

[rabidmutant]

One smiley to use XD

[SEGAClownboss]

Best part: "I bid you farewell, Sam!"

And the Kinder guy does remind me of a tadpole for some reason...

[beleniumoxide]

HILARIOUS!!

[musicofthesoul66]

That's hilarious.

[newzforyouz]

fuuny dude

[ang0sina]

I loled at "Your spherical entertainment device contains loose pieces"!

[Hauntzor]

"Regular arm excersize is vital to the tadpole." XD

[XeroTolerence]

Hatred. XD

[bluebomber888]

i think its creative ! but how did you translate it to that?

[suttersmax]

It's a parody.

[Blazevgr]

this is what he is saying:

kinda. dumbo shaky. me play scrabble(y). choco-dooby! double choco-dooby.(btw no idea what that supposed to mean.) deluxe rambo. toy! yodel yum with choco-scrum with multi-popable DIE!!!!!!! oh grobbly!!!! (which is cursing in his native tongue, I'mSoStonedenese) Me scrooble now! NECCO (as in the candy company) WEEEEEEEE!!!!! -SPLAT- THE END.

[DrMudskipz]

1.Lmao he says me unscrabbly, not me play scrabble, fool. Me unscrabbley : Me unscrabble. Unscrabble the goddamn paper foil.

2.Necco? Do you think theyll hide company names in fucking kids adverts? DO DO . WEE.

[mecrazy5]

death to the wright brothers!

[mecrazy5]

omg, lold!

[thefatpunk]

don't you people understand hilarity?

[ajd150]

i lawled

[blackwiddow20]

I thought it was hilarious lol

[colasnoepje]

No offence but I just think the translation isn't very funny. But if you do find it funny, good for you.

[Vorscythe]

Sorry you feel that way. Care to explain why?

[cmh96]

i think so

[iliketurtles6667]

Death to the Wright brothers? O_o

[AddictedtoThought]

Eh. We kinda wrote that because he picked up the little plane.