Yep, that's my Nokia N96, a real phone with crap battery life, not many good apps, 16 GB of flash memory and a HORRENDOUSLY slow OS. When it dies I'm going to smash it with a sledgehammer and get an old Nokia 3310.
I got a fake iPhone that took good pictures. I returned the phone and asked for a refund, but the company and bank have refused to give me my money back. Now I'm asking the company to send the phone back to me because at least it takes good pictures.
I actually once got a rip-off iPhone for shooting... (I live on an Australian farm) It worked actually quite good. But it had a 33.3564 picoseconds battery life. Still, it was fun to shoot :P
@djlau1 I was going to type something funny to put you down and make you look stupid in front of the rest of the class. Instead, what I'll do is offer you a free dictionary and grammar lessons. That way, the next time you decide to "insult" somebody, you won't look like the drooling fool that you are. Have a nice day. :)
@djlau1 Really, is that all you could come up with? Not that I expected anything profound out of someone with an obvious mental handicap. Well, good luck with life.
@TooLameToDie ok man this is gowing noware lets stop this man ok sorry for the coments an its all over we never said nothing xd but i have exact the same fake i phone an i am using it now an ther is nothing wrong with it its an good phone even if its fake but 4 an fake iphone it danm good phone it got camera/video photo and i can put nice vids on it i even use it vor films man i swear itt an good phone its like an ipod touch but fake greatzz laurence
@djlau1 Good deal...In my opinion the phone sucks, but everyone has an opinion. I personally do not like to resort to vulgarity, but if needed, I will. Have a nice day, and thank you for putting an end to a pointless argument.
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Lehoki81 1 day ago
2 sim card slots?
Bella0479 2 days ago
i like your video and for that i gonna subscribe..funny crappy thing on the market warning center
MrRider117 3 days ago
'drops calls all the time'
Yep, that's my Nokia N96, a real phone with crap battery life, not many good apps, 16 GB of flash memory and a HORRENDOUSLY slow OS. When it dies I'm going to smash it with a sledgehammer and get an old Nokia 3310.
er10b 1 week ago
i found out what language the phone is in:INGRISH
ivan9066 1 week ago
"sweet ringtones" lmao
kcirredrm 1 week ago
lmao. "My favorite book,I remember reading this in school" made my day xd
ItzAcewing 1 week ago
NUMA NUMA
Link6155 1 week ago
"Calenda!!"
"Textual!!"
Alternatevil 1 week ago
I got a fake iPhone that took good pictures. I returned the phone and asked for a refund, but the company and bank have refused to give me my money back. Now I'm asking the company to send the phone back to me because at least it takes good pictures.
bizzywauple472 2 weeks ago
@bizzywauple472 could it be 1080P?
DuhAsainGuy 2 days ago
I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!
XSJADOmaddo 2 weeks ago
@XSJADOmaddo No you don't!!!
ahighbalckguy 2 weeks ago
@ahighbalckguy all ready orderd one of ebay for £20 :3
XSJADOmaddo 1 week ago
Painful, just painful....
subzeroroundtheworld 2 weeks ago
....looks bulky.
cirrebby 2 weeks ago
wish my droid razr had two sim card slots. WHY ARE FAKES SOMETIMES BETTER!?
renovawolborg 2 weeks ago
My ears bleed when you started playing the games.....
Bostonbrecash15 2 weeks ago
I had the cable for that as my Chinese Watch Phone's cable 8)
Geekjoeioan 3 weeks ago
More like IPhony
TheMrEmJay 3 weeks ago
@TheMrEmJay ZING!
BnNPRODUCTIONS1 2 weeks ago
Anyone notice that before he closed the "Not find out SIM card" message, Calender was spelt right
?
iopkluj123 3 weeks ago
Not find out sim card... LOL
OKKWAMOS 3 weeks ago
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52779able 3 weeks ago
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52779able 3 weeks ago
CalendA...CALENDA...CalendA
147896325846 3 weeks ago
Can't Li-Po batteries explode or catch fire when overcharged?
flamezombie1 3 weeks ago
lol
haloguy8049 3 weeks ago
It appears I was the 750,000th viewer. Better make some manner of funny comment. Um,,,, Lemonade Bum?
LordViruscide 3 weeks ago
@LordViruscide I LIKE LEMONADE!
ZodiacEntertainment2 3 weeks ago
calenda made me fucking lol
lonewolf604 3 weeks ago
I am too :)
shitdiddly 3 weeks ago
I'm the #750,000 viewer! What do I get? NOTHING!
RVDinator 3 weeks ago
750,001st viewer! That's cool! I remember watching this video about 1 1/2 - 2 years ago on another account... Good times.
Suedkarolina 3 weeks ago
That's a fat phone!
tomescumarian 4 weeks ago
Watching this vid on my iPod has got me scared ......it's exactly the same as the one from the a88 cos apple are nasty and don't even give you one
TheConeClan45 1 month ago
I watched this on an iPhone.
bigfoot519 1 month ago
you can't call that forgery, it is like gold plating a turd and then trying to sell it as genuine gold, but u can smell it is not:)
abtthjh 1 month ago
lol a fake iphone!
NintendoXBoy 1 month ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
Shom shom. :3
TheNicolaj2000 1 month ago
Dude i had that save ac/car charger plug in that i got from some no name brand starter kit for my ipod for 20 bucks..
Guitarocker493 1 month ago
ROFL LMAO Guys click the CC button and press "copy audio" or w/e and enjoy the subtitles XD
DimDiDima 1 month ago
0:02 Hello!
RobloxProuductions 1 month ago
honestly, this is what an amateur programmer with a dream could produce in about 2 years...
MoPapparani 1 month ago
@MoPapparani 2 years? I could do this in a few days, and I'm in no way professional!
Paril101 1 month ago
@Paril101 I meant from scratch: the touch UI, the programming, and the graphics and sound...heh
MoPapparani 1 month ago
@MoPapparani Possibly! Wouldn't take two years though, haha.
Paril101 1 month ago
how much for this piece of shit?
CoDNOOBZProductions 1 month ago
A-88p PIECE OF SHIT
CoDNOOBZProductions 1 month ago
OMG BACKSTREET BOYS - LARGER THAN LIFE \^0^/
nintendoatarikiller 1 month ago
Ashens:
Keeping fake Apple and Poundland in business since 2006.
tinagetchel 1 month ago 61
hello!nice to see you(me :D)Then your smile(:O -> :DDDD)
horsenbs 1 month ago
how much it cost?
MrAertt5 1 month ago
Absolute Donkey shit. love it
tacos0816 1 month ago
Games... games game... GAMES!
tacos0816 1 month ago
This piece of shit is worth it for the gadgets it comes with
fuzzyo88 1 month ago
Games Games GAMES GAMES
10holley 1 month ago
CALENDA!!!
regrmcdnld 1 month ago
@regrmcdnld It's funny that I know someone with that last name.
Minecrafter728 1 month ago
Where do you even go to find this shit?
st3y0n 1 month ago 45
@st3y0n Spend 10 minutes on eBay and you will probably find it.
52779able 3 weeks ago
@st3y0n to LATIN AMERICA! and china.
lasarousi 3 weeks ago
@st3y0n i foud a fake iphone 4 at my local second hand market (i get old consoles real cheap from there)
thedarkdragon735 2 weeks ago
@st3y0n check ebay. almost everything he reviews he gets from ebay or poundland
OldGuyWalter 2 weeks ago
@st3y0n he has a little deal with noseybonk in which if he reviews crap and noseybonk doesnt steal his soul.
musicforhalflife 1 week ago
@st3y0n Easy all of the china whole sale sites ebay dealextreme
goldpsp3000 1 week ago
huh, i swear could those chinese people be a bit more creative? no way anyone`s ever gonna be impressed with a fake phone that just sucks
evilgamers1 1 month ago
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KyWiStudios 1 month ago
I have redtube opened in my other tab.
Jysnmumazz 1 month ago
OMG YOU'RE SO FUNNY ! LOL
MzUniique123 1 month ago
Looks like this iPhone is...
*Puts on sunglasses*
iPhoney
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ac3ofspades85 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens 3
@Ac3ofspades85 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MzUniique123 1 month ago
how much was it,
mtbndd 1 month ago
0:58 Always loved the little break of reality there ;)
TheDazro 1 month ago
i like pom
thumbs up if you misread
rinichiruki 1 month ago
Worse than the Fake iPhone made from China...A88 comes from my asshole
GTAgamesfans 1 month ago
And 3 hours after this review was shot, the phone became ashen's doorstop.
It couldn't even do that right.
commandermetal 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens
a88 stands for abb
accountmoar 2 months ago
@accountmoar That doesnt explain what it stands for, even if that was true -.-
UnBobleavable 1 month ago
haha, your reviews of cheap crap is so funny! Keep it up!
NorthPro40 2 months ago
"oh feel the cheapness, feel the nastiness"
stiklius 2 months ago
You naughty fibbers! Lmfao i love that part.
sputnik6492 2 months ago
how come the fake iphones always fuck up on calender like on the other one the clender , and now the calenda ?
mrsnowman102 2 months ago
funny ;D
tryagainn93 2 months ago
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thank you
bigt1234ful 2 months ago
I'll take the phone
pbcrazy76 2 months ago
hahaha stupid chinese fakes
bb4jdmlude 2 months ago
I actually once got a rip-off iPhone for shooting... (I live on an Australian farm) It worked actually quite good. But it had a 33.3564 picoseconds battery life. Still, it was fun to shoot :P
Flopper01Gaming 2 months ago
I could draw some numbers on a brick and still have a better phone than this hunk of shit.
TooLameToDie 2 months ago
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djlau1 2 months ago
@djlau1 I was going to type something funny to put you down and make you look stupid in front of the rest of the class. Instead, what I'll do is offer you a free dictionary and grammar lessons. That way, the next time you decide to "insult" somebody, you won't look like the drooling fool that you are. Have a nice day. :)
TooLameToDie 2 months ago
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djlau1 2 months ago
@djlau1 Really, is that all you could come up with? Not that I expected anything profound out of someone with an obvious mental handicap. Well, good luck with life.
TooLameToDie 2 months ago
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djlau1 2 months ago
@djlau1 And I just had your mom suck your dads shit off my dick...what's your point?
TooLameToDie 2 months ago
@TooLameToDie ok man this is gowing noware lets stop this man ok sorry for the coments an its all over we never said nothing xd but i have exact the same fake i phone an i am using it now an ther is nothing wrong with it its an good phone even if its fake but 4 an fake iphone it danm good phone it got camera/video photo and i can put nice vids on it i even use it vor films man i swear itt an good phone its like an ipod touch but fake greatzz laurence
djlau1 2 months ago
@djlau1 Good deal...In my opinion the phone sucks, but everyone has an opinion. I personally do not like to resort to vulgarity, but if needed, I will. Have a nice day, and thank you for putting an end to a pointless argument.
TooLameToDie 2 months ago
@TooLameToDie haha ok man greatzz laurence
djlau1 2 months ago
4885 have phones that are 100x better than this one!
Eswar2129 2 months ago
4878 have a real iphone =D
weescott1997 2 months ago
174 people have a shitty fake iphone...
23AVNI23 2 months ago 2
the revenge of george lucus' hideously swollen neck hahahah
qwertyytrewq71 2 months ago
WOAH! Jump cut.
whaowman 2 months ago
that music of magic sushi sounded like you were listening to music in a nightmare... in hell...
ReddoFreddo 2 months ago
huh?
bubbajohn198 2 months ago
"Thank you for your purchasing this mobile phone" Is actually correct, formal English, however i', guessing that's just a coincidence
sEaNyzboy 3 months ago
@sEaNyzboy Actually, it is improper. Thank you for purchasing this mobile hone is more formal.
iamthefirstbeans 2 months ago
but will it blend?
bowejg 3 months ago
no top comment ?
Jericho437 3 months ago 47
this one's actually a little bit better than the Airphone!
mspeter97 3 months ago
"Ooh, looks very authentic. BUT we will look at that in a moment!"
You know how to keep the viewers watching.
JBKiller103 3 months ago
This is what happens when apple and poly station join forces ...
jakeroxx1122 3 months ago
NUMA NUMA!
homicidalwolfair 3 months ago 53
@homicidalwolfair funny thing. thanks for reminding me about that im going to numa numa guys channel. :D
bakuya99 1 month ago
they all suck anyway
homicidalwolfair 3 months ago
calenda, clender foreign people can't get it right when they make phones
homicidalwolfair 3 months ago
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Calenda will never be as good as Clender
stude444 3 months ago
OMG 7:20 is so irritating!
lordskelic 3 months ago
Over 3 years since I first saw this video, I still wonder how much this thing cost!
Forummaster2 3 months ago
Sweet ringtones, bro.
LegionsOfAnon 3 months ago
Anyone notice at 4:07 to 4:12 that the screen set up changes when he taps on the screen?
MrScoocks 3 months ago
who uses
apple anyway...?
they are such an ripoff from the start <.<
enjoy your overpriced crap...
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@apinafilms everybody who is not stupid.
NLferdiProductions 3 months ago
9:42 tru 14:27 is funny
ericsunshine14 3 months ago
2:22 See that Apple? Free stuff!
MasterLeafVideos 3 months ago
Yeah but, Will it Blend??
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gtupolkasta 3 months ago
@gtupolkasta What the hell are you on about?
maxsuperdudeisawesom 3 months ago
Takes a Samsung charger.
wisteela 3 months ago
Aww, I wanted to know how much this thing cost!
DougRattmann 3 months ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
*Numa Numa starts* *Laughs out loud*
Aearian 3 months ago
but can it really call?
combatfoot 3 months ago
@combatfoot no
MultiEnglish1 3 months ago
I want to buy one of these D:
killerkirby247 3 months ago
This is impressive for a cheap remake.
1legomaster 4 months ago
@1legomaster this isnt even slightly impressive
unitedben14 3 months ago
It is impressive because it was made on a tight budget.
1legomaster 3 months ago
@1legomaster ye but mobiles phones shouldnt be on a tight budget really should they its like polishing shite it just dont work :/
unitedben14 3 months ago
Is the A88 fake iphone avalable in 2011 and 2012?
iambal2011 4 months ago
You're thinking of Kaneda, or so I believe that's the spelling of his name.
SharinganLust 4 months ago
magicsushi was on my dads zte phone
techyknowsbest 4 months ago
looks authentic... but we'll look at it in a minute!!!
techyknowsbest 4 months ago
I didnt find it that awful ._. for a ripoff.
I have an iPhone (the first one) and I hate it.
used it for a week and got a new phone. still have it tho.
xendzeitx 4 months ago
173 people disliked this video because they did'int watch it in time when they bought a A88 Iphone.
Xrosder 4 months ago
Why do you buy all that crap?
Rhesusftw 4 months ago
@Rhesusftw So we don't have to.
DylRicho 4 months ago
Dear YouTube Advertising PLEASE TAKE DOWN THIS FUCKING HIENZ ADVERT,
Thank You
ilikemunting 4 months ago
kaneda FTW
yeswehadouken 4 months ago
Fucking heinz advert
lewrocks 4 months ago
3 WEEKS :O
ruffman8890 4 months ago
CC subtitles: because it's a terrible anderson confusing for the sake of optimum xo correction and...
You'd better learn english people, because CC is shit!
darklight6566 4 months ago
@darklight6566 But fun! :D
darklight6566 4 months ago
where do i buy it ?
MrJonymaia 4 months ago
lol firt song is romanian :X =))))
DannySteel18 4 months ago
you look like Simon Pegg! (Shaun of the Dead)
pinzon1218 4 months ago
You Naughty Phibbers.... (Pointing index finger at company)
pinzon1218 4 months ago
i wanna use my calanda on my iphoneee!!!
ChipMunkyou2 4 months ago
calanda LOL
cecydabomb 4 months ago
I'M STILL WAITING ON THAT GOD MONSTER!
CaptFat123 4 months ago
hahahahahaha
GoodCharlotteGC1 4 months ago
"lets go to the settings, see if we can break it" XD lmao!!
331love 4 months ago
@331love lmaooo ashens is a COMPLETE DICK!!!
uptash 4 months ago
If I see another 'heinz pasta pouches' advert I will blow up my computer.
basher400 4 months ago
It's a Bluetooth (tm) phone!
wait, what?
TheTornadoProduction 4 months ago
What the SHIIIT!!!!!!!!
jpetrillo13 4 months ago
the disco song is an actual song... my friend has it as her ringtone..!
taylor2010happy 4 months ago
that thing looked so funny, even my blackberry laughed, and he usually just sits there
AsianHideOut 4 months ago
numa numa rules
disneychannelfan1011 4 months ago
@disneychannelfan1011 Out, now.
MSFSFlyer 4 months ago
@MSFSFlyer what do ya mean
disneychannelfan1011 4 months ago
This fake iPhone is really awesome !!!!!!!!!
KwanLaiYuk 4 months ago
chinglish!!!!
markscott989 4 months ago
dude i love your videos
musiclover12351 4 months ago
Awww I wonder if you still have the guinea pigs. Love me some classic ashens :)
SuperLightHorse 4 months ago
I'd probably buy this just to read the smartly written manual.
Behemoth2334 4 months ago
@lolcat4060
YES NaN:NaN
ThatAwesomeUsername 4 months ago
I have one of those! :D
XboxGamerzAllout 4 months ago
@XboxGamerzAllout
hahaha, very cool!
ThatAwesomeUsername 4 months ago
didn´t you think about copyright:D
Bakuboost5000 4 months ago
The jingle at 3:53 reminds me of the Chef Excellence tune.
LegionsOfAnon 4 months ago
At 1:48 that looks like a standard Micro USB connecter.
onpon4 4 months ago
That intro is written in slightly better english than what my mother speaks. We're Chinese btw.
ComradeMagnum 5 months ago
@ComradeMagnum Then how are you on here, since YouTube is blocked in China?
TheOdysseyKid 5 months ago
@TheOdysseyKid you dont have to live in China if your Chinese, duh!!!
andymcefff 5 months ago 42