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  • dude u sucks this fucking shit

  • damn your window is f-ed up

  • Yeah really this was a waste of my time. What was the point of this? I thought your were going to teach me some vocal recording tips.

  • terrible !!

  • jeez

  • just a bit more jizz down your throught might help.

  • faggot

  • zzzzz. . . . .

  • you guys are retarded

  • Guy's come on. stop wasting peoples time with this nonsense!

  • 288 thumbs down is cuz yo frend butt frend i mean, the one smoking crack and using the camera, sounds like he came in his pants

  • WARNING TO THE JERK OFFS WHO MADE THIS VIDEO: DRUGS ARE NOT THE ANSWER!!!

  • only retards drink water in a wine glass... -_-

  • Paranormal Gays

  • Dude you Need a better camra guy!!!!

  • @4:45 hahahah

  • Douches

  • I clicked on this and was disappointed at how people were so negative in the comments. Then I sat through the video. I'd like to apologize to all of those who made negative comments because I feel your pain now.

  • What a piss take. Twats.

  • You do voice-over and consume dairy products?

  • Shit, i just wasted 7.33 mins of my life!

  • @MrScorpionseeds Dude, if you watched all the 7.33 mins through without raising an eyebrow you totally deserved it. Like seriously, what the hell?

  • @masterd000

    i just get really stoned out my head and gaze into this screen at idiots all day, guess im gluten for punishment

  • wow....

  • 3:54 he tries to sing

  • false false false! get a different job... :)

  • @TheDownAndOutKS lol i think its because he sucks lol

  • omgd what u suck lol kidding but u kneed to practice more but its all good :) 

  • Jerking off the mic stand @5:21 and the cam Guy zooms on a crotch shot @5:16 Fag!!!

  • what's the name of that mic he is using?

  • what mic are you using?

  • wtf! my right speaker does not function

  • Like any of us is intrested in what you goofballs are doing

  • Nice fail session(:

  • Wow!!

  • Youre fucking lame....

  • TOOL!!

  • panning fail

  • It looks like someone needs some major vocal lessons...lol.

  • HARD fail.

  • One of the shityest VSO I ever saw. 

  • why do you own all that when im pretty sure everyone can sing better than you.

  • I think this is a piss take on home recording artists!!! Haha!! Made me laugh!!!!

  • suck at singin!

  • suck at singin!

  • i like your windshield!! :)

  • If you know how to do it, you show your stuff, they´re just trying to call attention! Tha´s waht I think. Prove me wrong, somebody!

  • u waste my time fagot

  • wow this so all about me.... nothing interesting to learn here!

  • Audio expert and you are not able of fixing or even realize the quality of your videos... lol, well, i helped you with one more view! so...

    that's all it matters!

    besides the guy with tits who "sings" is really annoying!

  • This Boys are a Idiots and Not are a professionals. Very Bad

  • a total waste of time

  • hello there ,can you tell me waht are you doing????? i advice you not to be a singer and found another job

    

  • No comment!!!!! Wasting my time!

  • @Crackerjackband lolol i was lucky i read your comment and i just ran away...lol...he is justifying himself all the time...the video was for fun right?? this guys cant be a singer...lol

  • @guitargamery Hey dude, what´s up? You´re exactly right!

  • waisted 4 minutes of my life for nothing,

  • This is a waste of time

  • Just so you know … an untreated room is next to impossible to get a good tone out of. We put up a $16k Telefunken 251 in a bad room and it did not sound good. I'm not sure what this video is about…

    Check out some of our tips here … and no matter what mic you use understanding acoustics is key. We have some great vids ... search SecretsPros ... you'll dig it!

  • I agree, no-one should have to apologise for being shit

  • Can anyone tell me what that thing he's using infront of the microphone that looks like a big screen is? I know it's to keep out breath I just don't know what it's called.

  • @lookwhoneedsahobbie its a pop filter bra 

  • @blacklead619 Thanks man.

  • @lookwhoneedsahobbie no problem dude

  • wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffff is that

  • Dude, this is suppose to be a tutorial on vocals @ 7:33 all these clowns are doing is eating come on man. Trim the fat off your video your wasting time.

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  • weak!!!

  • i had audio in one ear phone and techno orgasm in the other...

  • excuses.... just give up

  • @lsakdhforefljcle This clown is completely fat, I mean flat.

  • Stop talking, record.

  • Don't worry about your lack of talent. Nowadays you can fix all these out of pitch tones with melodyne. There's a big career ahead of you!

  • i think we as musicians have the best job in the whole world we get to what we love ;-)

  • @enyeny7077 that applies to anyone who has a job they love

  • dont quit your day job

  • a pice of shit, this vid is! so gay, u guys need help!!

  • wow a couple of fuckin idiots...

  • Should fix that windshield Vegas...

  • Stupid. Waste of time.

  • Wake me up when the bit about vocal recording starts.

  • 4:53-5:08....inspirational melody...catchy

  • i think u r show ur personalty u have car. mobile what is this u shouldnot do as bcs on the net special in youtube take more time so i think ur s

  • very interesting the waiting for the green traffic light part

  • that bearded man gives me an erection.

  • Haha it's so funny many guys in northamerica talk as if "play a role": trying to sound with "low voice", "heroic" and speak fast, give an impression of individuals so uncool because of their desperation "to appear", to fit in a given model. i think this is why they are so uniform (molded clones everywhere in US). same for chicks. of course there are fine exceptions but rare..

  • didn't watch because the panning was off to start, figured it would suck.

  • what kinda mic is that

  • @Pvtchrislee07 st55 by sterling audio 

  • @Pvtchrislee07 a shitty one 

  • @chilidog1001 you sure it dont look shitty i have a couple mics y dont u like that one

  • @Pvtchrislee07 because there are very few companies that make good mics like neumann, akg, audio technica and blue...anything else would not generate any good tones and detailing will not be a great

  • That was flat as a three dollar car tire! maybe a few voice lessons would help???

  • FLAT VOICED MAN----MAYBE YOU ARE IN A VERY WRONG BUSINESS FOR YOU!

  • God this is awful! You are FLAT, you know nothing about voice control. You must be a masochist for putting up this piece of crap for the world to see. Before building a studio, spend a couple of grand on voice lessons. You can't sing worth shit!

  • this is my  drink

  • It took way too long to get to the recording part of the video.

  • I'm building my home studio piece by piece.......and it is expensive to get started. Try to cut the guys some slack..........although that cluttered room would totally work me! Clean up ya stuff before you record it for the world to criticize! LOL! And a music stand is cheap........otherwise, nice!

  • fuck you pal

  • give me some kool-aid a pack of newport 100s an 2 blunts im str8

  • Bad !!

  • It is a recording studio?, tiny disorder. The plugin autotune you would come very well.

  • null plan

  • change instrument

  • Might look ghetto but I would totally trade with you! ... please? :P

    Here is the snowball mic.. have fun.

  • wow!

  • are you both retards? The point of headphones is to both listen to the song so you will sing with the right tempo and so you can hear yourself singing

  • ur all retarded, its actually for both vox and instrumentals.

  • uhh... the point of the headphones is to listen to how u are singing.. not to listen to the song while recording

  • Um no. You are dumb. Do you know how stupid it would be to record a vocal track while not listening to the song?

  • @Intotheorchard another reason is to listen to the beat or the tempo of the song to know how fast or slow you are. the real point of the headphones is to listen to your voice if youre singing too loud or too soft or if the feedback is cracking due to high frequencies or not.

  • apparently u dont know anything about recording....

  • Are you guys that retarded?

    ever recorded in your life before?

    I've been recording for about 5 years now.

    The point of the headphones are to monitor

    your voice

    thats why it says studio monitor headphones one many headphones.

    plus. why the hell would there be a speaker/

    headphone input with 6.35mm jack on the audio interface?? do u guys even know what a audio interface is?

  • well ive recorded before.. but i was replying to davidry11 apparently he doesnt know...

  • dont comment on recording videos if you dont know what you're talking about

  • 2008? camera quality looks like its from th 90's

  • good work guys

  • Damn you say yall can record but your vid is panned to the right side of the speakers wow.

  • @CashAndSkulls

    maybe a mono camcorder? idk hha i record all the time but have no clue about video editing

  • @CashAndSkulls HAHAHA!!! A-FUCKIN-MEN!!!!!

  • nice mic a sterling st59 right? oh bad vocalist.

  • Good times! Fun isn't it?

  • you have this on mono im getting a fucking head ace thats the worst feeling one ear working hope ya cds not like this hahah he looks like hes going to throw up on the mic at 3:46 hahaha

  • what the f......k get a job

  • MY FUCKIN HEAD HURTS FUCKK.......=''(

    kool song guys =)

  • nice job guys

  • what kinda microphone is that

  • the youtube community is so positive and supportive! makes me melt with warm fuzzy feelings.

    at least some people are trying to do something with their lives other than bashing people on youtube.

  • @theashdude I really hope that was sarcastic because you should see the asshole they have on this site

  • @theashdude I really hope that was sarcastic because you should see the assholes they have on this site

  • Wow! What a great informative video. You guys should go in the video instruction business cause you are all so goooood!! I learned so much, like what a car looks like with its blinkers on from the back, solfage, cracker eating, steady camera, marshmellows, water, etc.

  • not bad man and dont give him shit most people dont sound good unless they have the music to bring out their vocals

  • WOW you are a terrible singer.

  • Well uh... good luck I guess

  • thank you for wasting my time...

  • @Rapdream you wasted your own time :P TROLLIN RANDOM VIDEOS FTW?

  • I write gospel songs.

  • can anyone tell me what i need to do in order to make my album. I'm a song writer, i have written over 32 songs but don't know what to do next. Please guys be helpful, don't laugh at me. I have no orientation in music but am naturally gifted in singing/song writing.... P/Z ...

  • i will advice u get urself cubase sx3. n start it frm ther

  • Hey, can u explain what u mean by cubase sx3?

    Thanks 4 ur reply.

  • its recording software and its damn good.

  • u should move on to the next level and purchase your own home studio it is very cheap nowadays! and can give you great quality!

  • Shut up, your not gifted and your not special. Quit music, do us a favor you dumb fuck.

  • hahahahahahahaha.............a­m glad that people like you don't know that someone is gifted or special. cuz if u know, u would seek to DESTROY them. When such people as u don't know others, u give them names, but when u finally know them, u seek their down fall.

    Don't Reply cuz i won't waste my time talkn 2 u.

  • gayest thing ive ever seen

  • There's nothing more disturbing than sound in only one channel. Fix that dummies.

  • you suck! get a job now.

  • Get a Neuman. they are a very good mic. expensive, but crazy good.

  • i wish i had a microphone like dat =/

    any bodii have any tips?

    grrrrr

  • if you're just now starting and you want a good mic that's easy to use i would get the samson co1u USB mic...it's good quality and looks professional but it's not as expensive and the usb part makes it easier to use...you can check the songs on my page out to hear what the mic sounds like

  • you gonna sing or just drink water?... lol my gosh... and then we got to the singing.

  • sorry that was terrible. Way too much useless footage for one...and you're obviously not comfortable singing wherever you were singing. each of those excuses was bull....you were embarrassed and couldn't focus on what you were supposed to be doing. Recording vocals. Period. Get more comfortable before you sing cause that was a waste of time...

  • you must try ProDAD mercalli

  • excuses are like assholes...and they cant sing either :)

  • crappy singer, kinda funny :p

  • i got a good kick out of this, a lot like the spinal tap mov..

    ;-)

  • yea i cant hear shit

  • very funny though

  • cant sing give up

  • complete idiots! whats the fucking point? stop making so many excuses u can't sing so shut up

  • sighs ok when you use a groove tubes mic with a short capsule try not covering the projective range with the shockmount

  • Hey guys. Is the artist just hearing the instrumentals mix throught the headphone or are they hearing the melody as well? It is much easier if the artist hears the melody as well so they can just sing along and be in tune. Please answer my question.

  • they do hear the mic through the earphones

  • we get it dude you like to make lots of excuses: "I ate a bunch of crackers," "I didnt take a big enough breath," "I forgot I was suppose to come in." Enough of the excuses.. we get it, you cant sing.

  • Nice attempt guys,

    The vocals are quite bad, but its nice that you're working,

    and indeed cut out out the driving and useless footage

    keep going!

  • wtf???