Giraffe Love and Other Questions ANSWERED

[MrDehsen]

حرام بالله ودك تفضي فوجهه هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­ه

[mhboole]

أوف فلم سكسي خطييييييير

[ThingMaBobJimmy]

fun fact: this video is the reason I no longer eat while youtubing.

[pinkchick180]

Can you imagine how few babies there would be if humans mated this way?

Well, maybe not, since it would be normal if that was the way we had to do it.

[Damian10016qq]

very very stupid

[Angel77777771]

Doctor Who loves you.....because you're a Banana...

[Esllava1]

Awww, yeah John speaking french <3

[TheSatanA1992]

хуйня какая то

[iheartcartoons1]

Je vais à la bibloteque

I am going to the library.

[0590837778]

ابي انيك

[abby2005ily]

cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[86kummer86]

Cool Glasses.



[BlueHeartFam]

Came here to see Giraffe's getting it on, but I was equally entertained, and even more disturbed. Thumbs up

[ClaireLaBear11]

I was drinking a glass of solo at 00:53........

[CunnininnuC]

i don't understand why so many people look up giraffe sex videos.. silly non nerdfighters

[Nelsoonful]

another fucking nerd you see lining

[ClaireLaBear11]

@Nelsoonful Thou craven elf-skinned malt-worm! Begone you giant squid of anger!

[zzrxxm6]

fuck you america

[hp4tw]

@zzrxxm6 Why?

[abc10thousands]

i totally blew away by the banana question lol!

[SanDiegoInnOut]

Where are the Giraffes?!?! DISLIKE

[godessshannon]

@SanDiegoInnOut You were seriously looking for giraffe porn. I feel sorry for you^^

[RichardTorr]

Oeeee mongolitooooo... qe mierda tienes... te crees la gran cagada cdtm.!!!!! pon lo qe anuncias imbecil.... retardado de mierdaaaaa... aniñado caga grueso, maricon .!!!!

[yeivher]

QUIEN LE DIJO A ESE HIJUEPUTA QUE LA GENTE LO QUERIA VER A EL HABLANDO GORRA? LIMITESE A MOSTRAR EN EL VIDEO LO QUE ANUNCIA NO SEA GUEBON....... MARICA

[thunder16789]

I love how this has over 14 million views

[mthsbandrocks]

lol at all of the non-nerdfighters commenting and watching this video.

[Solachinx]

Hm, do those at least 3 more books include Will Grayson Will Grayson? Because if so CRAP ONLY AT LEAST ONE MORE JOHN GREEN BOOK

[cixmemo]

Tipini siktigim

[endryakasheen]

@cixmemo nice man woch my channel sub me peaceee

[Basicstylex3]

MOSLEM

[Neveras333]

I'm sorry. 'Oh my god I am a banana" made me laugh so freaking hard xD

[Neveras333]

No. Screw you. Republic. All the way.

-crosses arms, pouty face-

[maryam9622]

this asshole talks sooooo much!

[katielinns]

@maryam9622 You obviously are not a nerdfighter. Watch some of their earlier videos and it will make more sense to you.

[slimps]

I hope you wake and find a lump on your testicle!!! Thats 2:53 looking at a cunt.

[PokeZelda6664]

@slimps Sorry you didn't get to see your giraffe porn, thou wimpled onion-eyed mammet!

[NaokiKatakura]

there's food in between your two front teeth

[HelpDeskGM]

we like to see the giraffe  not your faces ok

[annathe3rd]

@HelpDeskGM Umm... that's disturbing.

[ignonad]

this guy is the best prove for those who says that human is a speaker animal :d

[kledon1407]

another question: Does he think that he's funny?? O.o

[PokeZelda6664]

@kledon1407 I have a question for you: Did you seriously come to this video to watch giraffes mate?

[kledon1407]

@PokeZelda6664 No, I seriously have no clue how I got here O.o

[PokeZelda6664]

@kledon1407 Oh.

Well watch some other videos.

Or I'll... eat grass. Mmhm.

[germancho19851]

he talks like a idiot !! and even he acts like one .

[TheHawki235]

@germancho19851 Funny, considering you can't even form a proper sentence, that you are able to judge someone else's intelligence.

[HariSlate]

@germancho19851 Hmm, how really original name.

[laurynforreal]

LOL "NO SANTAS BLACK!"

[mariavi2]

Maldito imbecil cuelga videos que sirvan maricon 

[leighia1]

people love giraffes who love giraffes

[ilovebigsean21]

This was a waste of time hahaha forty year old virgin!!!

[mrawsome17]

@ilovebigsean21 actually hes around 30 and he has a kid

[WithYouImHome]

I'm thinking maybe they were asking "Are you a forty year old virgin who is rolling on the floor laughing?" ;)

[PokeZelda6664]

@WithYouImHome Haha! You're a nice break from all of these disturbed people who love giraffes who love giraffes.

[weann86]

Keep on going! Very entertaining. :) 

[godessshannon]

@weann86 He actually kept on going for almost three years now :D :)

[emogrint]

Je vais a la bibliotheque. It's quite appropriate he would know this because it means "I am going to the library".

[ugurhanu]

orospu cocugu

[Philosophy122333]

:) حياكم الله في قناتي

[saud5929]

اقول تعرف عايض بس 

[Mn9daKing]

u suck

[waverlybandgeek]

@Mn9daKing You REALLY wanted to see giraffes mate? REALLY!?!

[PokeZelda6664]

@Mn9daKing Thou burly-boned ill-nurtured boar-pig!

[2gigapuppies]

One can't help but question the motivations of the decepticons to click on this video, especially if they're going to post comments about their disappointment in the actual content.

[thatbastardson]

I love how everyone copied that one guy with all the frame cuts, in their videos. Everyone that talks alot and says nothing does it now.

[inmemoryofpluto1]

youtube videos of people talking=suck

[ApplesRubbish]

@inmemoryofpluto1 GO AWAY, DECEPTICON.

[godessshannon]

@inmemoryofpluto1 people who seriously want to see giraffe sex = suck? yes.

[PokeZelda6664]

@inmemoryofpluto1 Thou frothy rough-hewn bum-bailey!

[sladunkaAa]

awww 5,255 people were getting their groove on to spank it to some giraffe porn, but no.

[FromAcrossThePond6]

@sladunkaAa lol now 5,445

[huntergirlalex]

THIS WAS EXACTLY 3 YEARS AGO :O

[to0om1989]

والله مافهمت شي بس ديس لايك ههاهاهاهاها

[jun2kpr]

how about u get a gun that close to your face and pull the trigger, dindnt even make it 30 sec into the video

[PokeZelda6664]

@jun2kpr You disgust me. You're telling people to commit suicide for they didn't provide you with giraffe porn. Is this really the society in which we live, filled with you pitiful wankers? Let me make this very clear: I pity you. What trick, what device, what starting-hole canst thou now find out, to hide thee from this open and apparent shame?

[mrawsome17]

@jun2kpr haha did you have the tissues ready for some giraffe porn? unlucky man

[AlexanderTheNerdling]

@flutisticwonder Amen

[260sva]

كلكم في النار ايها الكفار موهاهاههاهاهاهاهااهاههااهاهاها­هاها عليكم اللعنة ,, يارب يجيكم نظام حافز ويطلع عيونكم ايها الكفار

[rayhs1984]

14 mil views from people hoping to see giraffe sex.

[silentdreamer597]

@uiruu

Yes, I researched and found out :) Thanks though!

Cause I have a Westie named Bubbles, so I was excited there for a second.

[hounded007]

wtf did i just watch??

[uiruu]

@hounded007 Welcome to nerdfighteria

[xopancakesfordinner]

@Runscape92 Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

[flutisticwonder]

Santa's black! <3

[taloooooolh]

واللهمن الفلفسه عن\كم يذا الاجانب علشان الواحد يطلع صورته جاب صورة حيوان والباقي صوره

[ZeAwkwardOrcas]

@silentdreamer597 his name is actually Fireball Wilson Roberts ( or Willy for short) John wanted his name to be Bubbles but the Yeti vetoed it :) DFTBA

[Gee1078]

Oh my god, I am a banana.

[silentdreamer597]

WAIT! JOHN GREEN HAS A WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER NAMED BUBBLES?

[Runscape92]

you fucking dick !

[mrawsome17]

@Runscape92 haha you were looking for some kinky giraffe porn to wank to werent you

[yayme524]

Of course Gandalf doesn't call it a wizard stick, it's blatantly his pimp stick, 'cause Gandalf gets all da bitches

[Lightavion]

I am amused.

[sajeer1001]

i wished the giraffe fucked him..

[moorg745]

@MES198760 I have better things to do than make an equally long comment so I'll just say this...

TROLL

[weann86]

@MES198760  Not impressed! What comments is that?! Well here's something for ya...PROFANITY IS THE LAST REFUGE OF THE WEAK MINDED!!!

[fuckmania07]

FUCK LIKE GIRAFFES !!!

[BABYZEBRALOVE]

did you know our DNA is 50% the same as bananas?! *excitednerdfighter*

[Zzozzezify]

@BABYZEBRALOVE wow, I was about to comment that before I read your comment! Isn't that so cool?

[luigi90900]

Labrynth?

[ubettertxtme]

U talk too much

[CwLost]

DFTBA!

[BrandedDiamond]

I HATE YOUTUBE BLOGGERS

[thenabuhorreperson]

@BrandedDiamond It's ok. We can get through this. What exactly makes you hate vloggers? Is is an insecurity about your profound inability you use proper capitalization and punctuation? It seems like you have a YouTube account... that is curious. If you hate YouTubers so much, why are you one? That's like saying you hate humans. I know you may thing you're witty by telling me that you do in fact hate humans, but that only puts extra emphasis on my point: you're an idiot.

[BrandedDiamond]

@thenabuhorreperson What the .. ? I don´t hate people, or Youtubers! And my insecurities have nothings to do with this. I just said: ´´ I hate Youtube bloggers ´´because they put a different image in front of the video, and you expect something else! Simple as that. For God´s sakes, you have some serious issues.

[yozzzman]

DFTBA, why so many dislikes ? xD

[andyanderson100]

you are not gandalf, you are Hagrid!!

[a4s5d6e1r2]

hay amına koyim ne kadar da konuştun ya,,,,

[theonewhoreadsalot]

John would only know "je vais á la bibliothèque" in french! XD it means "I'm going to the library". Oh John, how awesome you are!

[noaveragenerd]

So many people forgetting to be awesome in the comments. I must rectify this.

DFTBA!

[OwlCityFan26]

"wizard stick" omg lol

Love u so much John! You're my favorite vlogbrother and I can't WAIT until I get TFIOS! DFTBA!

[MrLepoasento]

I had a nice little boner watching animal porn until I clicked on this vid and saw your face :(

[uiruu]

@MrLepoasento You aren't an average person, are you?

[shroey20]

what's with the fucking arabic?

[smooy1000]

@shroey20

excuse me ?!

;O

[TheBarood]

نفسيه الاخ

[MRxNGM]

حتى اناا مثلكِمِ . هاتو لآيك ههههههههههههههههههههههآآآآآآآآ­آآآآآآآآآآآآآآي

[claraviviane84]

fuck motherfuck

[aerosmithlover24]

@claraviviane84 Thou ruttish lily-livered whey-face!

[moorg745]

@claraviviane84 Thou bumheaded baboon of baboons!

[daniel90711]

fdp



[TheClownCentral]

is your face sweaty and greasy?  yes

[aerosmithlover24]

@TheClownCentral Thou tottering dread-bolted pigeon-egg!

[Mronetakereview]

Damn just realised i got the dudes name wrong ahh well @7MANUTD10 look below for your answer

[Mronetakereview]

@10MANUNT7 mabey its because you wanted to find out more about the vlogbrothers or because you needed to find out more about the giraffe matting paterns im not sure but what i am sure of is they appreciate the support

[bilong92]

This video is most popular with:

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

Male 55-64

[Nerdfighterian]

@bilong92 in Saudi Arabia

[desertstorm720]

bla bla bla bla dick face

[aerosmithlover24]

@desertstorm720 In civility thou seem'st so empty.

[uiruu]

@aerosmithlover24 I think I love you. DFTBA, good sir, and best wishes.

[10MANUTD7]

I don't why I watched th whole video :S

[santospinaNBD1]

callate!!!!! quiero ver las jirafas

[vinicius48085]

caralho meu pqp muito loco veih...

[Aj1rules]

fuck u fag

[Badboyz9472]

Oh the ignorance of non-nerdfighters..

[persnikity12345]

@Badboyz9472 commonly referred to as decepticons :P

[Wizepie]

The amount of decepticons that watch this video is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy to high

[TheTaniareal]

fuck you idiot

[bobbrick1234]

Wait just a tiny chicken diseased minute! Bananas don't have meat inside! You need to re-think what you know about fruit.

[frankiemarie5546]

I want to marry this guy!

[amenoluis]

hijo de perra

[luisachos]

Go out of your home, fucking nerdo.

[lepracaun93]

@luisachos If you're trying to use Nerd as an insult, you're in the wrong place, buddy.

[AlexIsPeachy]

@luisachos

Are you disappointed because you didn't see animals having sex? Maybe you should get out of your home :) This guy has been out of his home many times, doing things like publishing and promoting award winning books, working with charities, and fighting world suck. What did you do today?

[billkex]

Dwight Schrute!



[uzan55]

DANGALAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK



[vviko7777]

idiot



[24Pianist]

What is your favourite onomatopoeia?

[ChelsieOliviaa]

Nice face to end a video on. xD

SO MANY FREAKY VIDEOS IN THE SIDEBAR!

I'm scared.

[uzan55]

geri zekalııııııııııııııııııııııııı­ııııııııııııııııı

[st05963111]

وين الزرافه الي مع الثانيه المهم انا سعودي وذا انت سعودي منت عاجز تعطيني لايك كح كح كح خخخخ

[Javjean]

@st05963111

I'm confused!

[misterioluna825100]

@st05963111 your mom

[enoch547]

@st05963111 hhdhdhdhdhfdkjfsdçljfçdjkçdsfn­hcrggahlkgljglhglglhhgalhab,hx­gbmxfjgfsubfvbkflbvbvbvcbnvnhm­nsdchvc .b n n n n vcjkflfnvljhfdsjdffdl415454

[mrmunchy144]

@st05963111 If could speak English, could you translate this?

[OliveSuannewr622]

hmz miau wer will camen

[KSA2022A]

اي سعودي داخل عشان يشوف شي موب زين يعطيني لآيك :)

[MrJovini]

and???????????????????????????­??????????

[Shadowtiger50]

hilarious xD

[hansevillano]

I'm amazed..please keep them coming!

[Trevvbox]

....Concerning question: why are there 4,928 people looking up giraffe sex.

[rico0423]

tatatatattatatatatta tattatata tatattata tatattata atattatta atattatattata tatattat

[Druideniax]

تعرف عايض؟؟

[JilleyWillyNilly]

Giant Squids of Anger: OMG GEY RETARD

Nerdfighteria: Erm, actually, married straight father who's a novelist...

...

[DoreenHettieac153]

ha bin reich aber einsam

[hanulcrazy]

น่ามืงดิสัด

[desbravador1]

what about the giraffe? =(

[laughlovelaila77]

Hahahaha John you are my hero.

[TheLiendo]

i really want that shit this guy has smoked

[222majed222]

محلوه ..

هههههههههههههههههآي ..آي سسعودي يخشش يعططيني لايكك خخخخًُ