"I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" Campus Bar Scene

[Gonzalezben06]

at one point i question on believing if his material was "made up" but regardless it was funny... then i realized i have some fucked up stories too.

[sk8smoke21]

god that scene is sooo fuckn funny! it inspired me

[615killa]

well i love this movie. i think its hilarious. i read both books n think they r funny. now do i believe in that shyt? no!!!!!!!! yet its hilarious 2 watch n read. best part in this movie is the strip club scene. from first 2 last. i still to this day can not find it on here. i just like the burns. Dance Monkey!!! Dance for your dollar!!!! lmao

[enswann10]

Who cares if it's fake or not? Do people actually read the book looking for the easiest way to pick up girls by acting like a complete moron? It's hilarious, that is why I own both books and plan on buying the third. Think about the books that are out today, we have Twilight, more teen fiction and this...I'll take this any day. If you aren't a prude, I can guarantee that you will find his stories hilarious.

[toucansam3]

If the rest of the movie is like this, I think I've found a cure for my insomnia.

[Camron932]

It seems the only people bitching her are either pussies, or they have...believe it or not you can be a complete asshole and get girls easy, it isnt that hard. People are easy.

[littleaprilroses]

Oh my God is that Cary from The GoodWife? =D I gotta say, Matt plays a much better Tucker Max then he does a lawyer...

[CapatazCapon]

Sputip

[robertotisfuller]

Stupidest scene ever.

[robertotisfuller]

What a joke. A bunch of wannabe preppy punks trying to take over the bar like they are the Hell's Angels or something. Those punks would be bounced out of there before they could say boo. In the next scene the guy tire to physically intimidate the bartender. Ridiculous.

[SonnyAmou]

from about 1:02 onward this clip lost me. Most of the bartenders I've known woulda thrown Tucker's alterego to the curb after he mouthed off like that. That's when I lost any remaining doubt that the book, from which this film is based, is largely a bunch of sweetened up yarns designed to impress the bros during a round of darts, where exaggeration/braggadocio (pick one) is more easily accepted, or encouraged. And I read the book. It's bad. Real bad.

[JRSanchez93]

@SonnyAmou The Bartender Actually Tries To Kick Them Out A Few Seconds After This Scene.

[crazymike44]

Hahahahaah... omg... so funny !!!! How did I not every hear of this movie before???? hahahahaha... this guy is hilarious... :)

[Utubesuxmycock]

i love taking advantage of bar pussies like him

so many of them love exploiting their bar situational confidence...but once youve made a bitch out of them in their environment..oh boy its funny

[Agent1W]

0:59. I was like, "Oooooooooooo..."

[LaZyThumbTaC]

Actually if you don't own the bar & your just an employee, 99.9% of the time you can't do shit to the customers. The only time you might be able to us if the woman felt harassed in any way & even then it's a job for the bouncer/manager to take care of.

[GodofGunsX]

do u think a bartender would put up with that shit in real life?

[kaz287]

this is fucked up lol

[genckee]

wat her name ,she is hot ??

[kiss321kiss]

Whooooooooooooooooo caresssssssss??? It's funny :D

[ales1012]

THIS MOVIE SUCKS ASS BAD!!! He will get sued and for the guy that went to the Cleveland signing, I think it was there that he said he is waiting for one particular girl -prob the butt sex girl, couldln't understand him bc of the lisp- to show up and it would be a matter of how much money, not whether he would win. This new book has sooo many lies in it, it should be understood that it is plain fiction. If anyone that invested in the movie doesn't sue for their money, someone else will. 

[CombatAssassin]

@ales1012 Loosen up already, so what if what ever he wrote in his book isn't ALL true? I'd still find his books really funny. That's why he wrote his stories.

[mclaxin9]

what the eff leslie

[markusjj85]

Ra Ra Riot playing in the background

[markusjj85]

ra ra riot playing the background

[D3lSOL2fast]

i went to his book signing in Cleveland two days ago and i can assure you that he is every bit as funny and awsome in real life as in the books and movie... and if he didn't have as much sex as he said he did before he wrote the books and the movie came out then he does now because there were sexy whores all over him at the book store... he wrote "I'm still awesome." in my book LMAO

[wsstick152]

Why are so many feminists pissed off at this guy, he's not doing anything wrong.

[tjohn1986]

lol stupid fucking bartender. make your own move you got all fucking day

[cfjermedal]

he is like a frat-boy that never grew up.....how sad for him

[ruinedwithregret]

@cfjermedal yeah, how sad that never growing up has made him into more of a success than you. Why should he grow up, if not growing up is obviously working out pretty well for him?

[iSkeetnskidaddle]

it seems like tucker didn't start shit.. the bartender did. ANYBODY i know woulda said the same thing or somethin like it. the only people that get offended are sensitive bitches

[BrianMalone89]

I think his stories are semi-true probably, but he is still a complete douche bag, thats all that really matters.

[yunggun44]

what the f leslie

[Kitsune81]

"Alright this is my boy, roll along baby, man talk."

Hahaha

[infinite7]

BEST MOVIE EVER

[showman188]

a boring stupid movie, don`t watch that, please people, don`t make little shitty assholses and nobody not rich, because then this nobody will be a somebody and nobody knows why. ignore this little poor guy who want`s famoust.

[Rev0UK1]

@showman188 you realise he's already got a shit ton of money from his book right? sure tucker's an asshole, but he's also a pretty amazing writer, can't not love him

the movie wasn't great but it still had some funny parts

[turnbacktime]

"TRUE STORY"... I thought this guy was exposed.

[ruinedwithregret]

@turnbacktime people try to "expose" him all the time. he might not be the nicest guy in the world, but he is smart, and not one of the people who have sued him have been able to prove their case over his, because, as he said in an interview, "the truth is the ultimate defense against libel" that being said, i'm sure the drug companies that make drugs to combat std symptoms are making millions off this guy.

[Bigkahkistan]

Man that is awesome. How did people not like this movie? I think it was taken too seriously.

[bensononyeugbo]

people take this movie too serious who gives a fuck if its real or not its entertaining calm the fuck down with your insults if you hate it so much why you watching this video the movie was funny to me personally wasn't great but it was good enough

[pederpmnsu]

bartender needs to cut a bitch

[netpeasant]

tucker max needs to die

[acg29acg]

@netpeasant -you need to die

[lightningcock]

ooph. this clip is absolutely HORRENDOUS. i'd be fucking embarrassed if i acted in this shit. i saw this movie when it was called Road Trip, American Pie, Van Wilder, Dude Where's My Car, and Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

[RockyHooligan]

...and for all of you that think this is based on some 'real story', that bartender would have just crushed that dudes orbital bone.

unless you believe tucker max is really some super-witty ladies man with a jaw that makes him look like a retarded ben affleck. then i guess you're entertained.

[IHOFSERIOUSLY]

shit movie for all you losers who hate women because they won't give you the time of day.

[RockyHooligan]

anyone who follows tucker max is a fuckin brain stem. the guy makes 90% of his shit up.

this is a wet dream fantasy for wannabe-alpha male former frat boys with homosexual tendencies living out their former al bundy fantasies at age 30. it's pathetic. Tucker Max is like, 35 years old.

[bbarina41]

@RockyHooligan.

he is also insanely rich. how about you?

[RockyHooligan]

i came out of college with an offer for 250 grand a year and chose the military. not that it matters to you, but if you judge yourself by the size of your paycheck, go on with your bad self.

[bbarina41]

If you believe he makes up 90% of his material, how can you even begin to think you know enough about him to judge him like you do? I don't care if the stories are real or not, he is an entertaining author. He is either a retarded frat boy wanna be alpha male or a genius author who dominated a key demographic to the tune of becoming a Best Seller by making up fictional stories. Sure some idiots idolize him, but some just enjoy his writing.

Thanks for your service.

[degree7]

@bbarina41

How is that..... "Genius"?

*Shudder*

[Kruezoraxe]

@degree7 It's genius because he is a very talented author.

He is either a dick who is phenomenal with social situations and women as well as a genius author.

Or he is a genius author and we know nothing else about him

Regardless of what you think of his morals, his writing ability and intelligence is clear. Name one other writer other than Issac Asimov who is a prolific user of words such as chicanery, Elysium, Cilbola, sycophant, and cuckoldry.

[degree7]

@Kruezoraxe

Oooh, look at that, he can use flashy words to distract you from his lame subject matter.

Sure, his stories are entertaining, but they're nothing more than a guilty pleasure.

[Kruezoraxe]

@degree7 you think this is fiction? If it was, then the people at his book signing would have made it obvious to the internet. Sorry, but this is not James Frey.

And also, he completely admits that it's a simple pleasure (but no guilt) and freely compares his books as chick lit for men. Unlike Meyers, he isn't being compared to people like Rowling.

But he is an intelligent man. His hatred of stupid people is why he writes about his life in an erudite manner. To weed out stupid people.

[degree7]

@Kruezoraxe

Hey, I wasn't the one comparing the guy to Isaac Asimov over there.

[Kruezoraxe]

@degree7 My point still stands. My point was that he is an intelligent person. Part of my reasoning was due to his refusal to dumb down his thought process by using words and phrases that are only comparable to Asimov. I wasn't suggesting that he is a masterful weaver of entire universes. But seriously, check out The Foundation Series if you haven't already

Though to be honest, I'd be interested in what kind of universes he would create if given the opportunity. I think he wouldn't do half-bad.

[degree7]

@Kruezoraxe

Intelligent? If his book wasn't at the best sellers list in 2006, no one would consider him intelligent, because his writing stule is relly nothing to cry home about.

Plus, if he was so intelligent, he wouldn't be in debt from his movie that just flopped.

[degree7]

@bbarina41

By the way, you know who else dominated a key demohraphic by making up fictional stories and becoming a best seller?

Stephanie Meyers.

[Spydeehuf]

@RockyHooligan you be trollin...

you mind sharing what that 250G a year dream job was?

[ForestPwner]

You gave up 250 grand a year to join the military.....alright I'm in the Marine Corp right now and if someone offered me a job paying 250 grand instead of being in the Marine Corp, I probably wouldnt care if I hated my job cuz I have money to spend. In the military we may get all the benefits and free living in barracks and stuff but the pay isnt worth all the bullshit you go through on a daily basis.

[cursestar]

he can't be that rich...he must have lost billions on this movie

[mikemjohnson]

@cursestar yes. billions. it cost billions to produce

[cursestar]

@mikemjohnson I meant millions. dunno why I wrote billions.

[dillonpk]

shut the fuck up all of you tucker max just made all that shit up anyways if you think it's real you're a gullible fucking idiot

[Rev0UK1]

@dillonpk u mad brah?

[richmocha]

who gives a fuck its entertaining

[RockyHooligan]

if by 'entertaining', you mean 'fuckin stupid funny ha-ha jokes for hillbilly wannabe-frat boys', you're right.

[RonBurgundy239]

I actually thought this movie was going to be awful.... I was wrong. It wasn't a great plot, the story wasn't as well put together as it could have been. But it was an entertaining movie that I enjoyed from start to finish. Tucker's character in the movie is way more likable than the actual Tucker Max is. I didn't pay to watch it in the movie theater, but if I had, I'd have thought it was a worthy 100 minutes of entertainment.

[naturaldisaster99]

looks like a terrible movie

but at least tucker's actor does a decent job in his role

[kkellogg]

"run along baby man talk" ha i love the James Bond quote and the miss Vermont story

[RonBurgundy239]

Decent scene, but not great. For it to be great, the bartender would have had to be slightly less of a dork. "What the eff Leslie" while he slaps his towel like a baby. He set himself up to be a complete tool and it takes away from the perception that Tucker is the ultimate witty asshole that he is supposed to be. He basically just beat a gimp in a game of basketball. Bartender needs to be more formidable and SlingBlade's "I'm a feminist" comment failed horribly.

[twisterb91]

dont knock till youve tried it people, read the book.... it had me crying i was laughing so hard, he is the lovable asshole that would make stifler jealous, he is my hero....

[rockstar0725]

Holy shit, this looks like the worst movie ever fucking made.

[dontwannabeananimal]

are they playing ra ra riot in the background????

[friarcajun]

This scene makes him look like a real dick and not want to see the movie. For it to work, the character would have to be a loveable asshole and it looks like it missed - at least this scene does.

[inflatablePonTs]

tucker max is an asshole - and he loves being an asshole and tells everyone he is an asshole. that is what makes him so awesome.

[sovereign126]

no

he IS an asshole

that's the enjoyable part. sorry if you don't get it. you're boring.

[noreggi]

and you couldnt be anymore correct my man

[lpycb42]

Uh he's not loveable, he's just an asshole. You guys love him because you wish you were like him. Doesn't make him less of an asshole.

[Rev0UK1]

@lpycb42 assholes finish first broski

[sonicemotion]

When Drew says 'Probably' - LMFAO, it's so downplayed, this is hilarious.

[EveryNameIsTaken5000]

Definitely my favorite part of that scene.

[mstrsam]

Ahahaha. Owned.

[calibrada]

what the eff leslie. *thows rag*

Epic :D

[XxprodigyxXdangler]

haha cant wait to see this movie

[Aurini]

Brilliantly understated - watching it out of context, while nursing a hangover, I still cracked a smile. I can't wait to see this film.

[Chiuhater3]

i hope they serve butts in hell

[Mavric92]

fucking owned.

[Supersmurf62]

how big is your DICK!!??! : Stripper

how big is your MOUTH??: Tucker

[RuitSpy]

lol wth?

[abcpc1]

Uh...if I was that bartender, I would have KICKED that CANDY ASSES HEAD IN....just sayin.

[wccrispy]

Bill Dawes is great. YOU NEED TO BE IN MORE MOVIES!

[alternapersona]

lol i seen dat shit SHE ONLY LIKES BLACK GUYS!!!! xD

[theasdfgman]

hahahaha just like SHE ONLY LIKES BLACK GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

[irockarlkanijeans]

Nice to see Dawes make a guest appearance.

"What the F Leslie!"

[snafu]

this is the best you got?

[alexh13211]

not. even. close. this is a great movie

[TomKolman]

I've seen the movie and this is not the best scene, not even in the top 10. Even if you're skeptical, go see it anyway, you'll end up liking it.

[Trawn666]

good stuff

[jlundgren87]

Haha love it.

[fastmatt30]

I know jiu jitsu

he kisses men

love that scene

[thhelix]

Bill Dawes behind the bar?

[InsertProfanityHere]

clearly it is.

[TomKolman]

Perfect cameo.

[daywalkerclone]

beautiful...

[scorchoman]

Now THIS has got me excited

[kelsgrip]

Amazing.

[gamer722]

i fuckin love this shit

[idodgebullets09]

this movie is fuckin awsome see it if given the chance

[IbanezBenz]

One of the many great great scenes in the movie.