Monty Python - Confuse-A-Cat

[Aemilianus20]

4:25 :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[bluemonkeys51]

75 people were not confused

[KandyKoatedKaos]

Distract a bee :D

[Evertide05]

@KandyKoatedKaos Bewilderbeast.

[TheSsalty]

Awesome

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

And what do they do when the'res no room for a stage?

[TheJazNetwork]

LADIEEEEEEEEES AND GENTLEMAN! (Dissapears into a Black Hole)

[CCNuck]

I love that cat.

[Valsainte]

Perfect. MP's attention to detail was simply amazing.

[reddragonsound]

Favourite Monty Python Sketch

[ijurcough]

If only more people would call in the nick of time!

[Steakyurt]

Certainly not the best known or most quoted Python but my favorite skit by miles. So utterly, intensely ridiculous, and a great performance by Chapman (my favorite member).

"Your cat is suffering from what we vets don't have a word for"

[MegaDogwater]

a ball of string! ,, a nice, juicy mouse! hahahahaha

[tazer710]

That cat has been infected with... The confus...

[gioma71]

SHHHHHHHHH

[ArmandKarlsen]

Monty Python invented the Youtube Poop before it even existed. D:

[makespeaches]

it make me happy that we don't always know where life will lead

[MrROTD]

Mopy cat syndrome is not funny at all but this is XD

[mlrichardson84]

75 people are confused.

[TheParcomolo]

Maybe this is a silly question, but does anyone know what the drum track is called?

[Ingestedbanjo]

Startle A Thompson's Gazelle LTD :P

[302WOLFPACK]

I was confused by this. Am I a cat?

[ThePaintedOddity82]

Terry Jones & Michael Palin are hilarious together then again Michael is at his best when with John Cleese.

[FishboneINK]

so, this is the very first cat video... lol i love these guys

[9CrystalDragon2]

LOL the credits

[SamiWheeler]

The cat was confused, the owners were confused, and I was confused yup I do believe they did thier job.

[Fromundra]

Get out...THE FUNNY THINGS! There's something in the way Michael Palin says these sorts of lines that has me rolling on the floor.

[1972TJJ]

stuuupid

[SouthernPoint52]

"SHH!"

[BlackcatWilson]

I am not personally qualified to confuse cats...



[MidnightWonko]

Ah, there will never be another show quite like Monty Python's Flying Circus.

[gietek]

Michael is the best sergeant major

[MrAlarmklock]

I'm not a cat, but I'm definately confused...

[Shaidyn]

My girlfriend once complained that Monty Python didn't "make sense".

She wasn't my girlfriend for long.

[MidnightWonko]

@Shaidyn If you have a girlfriend who laughs at this, marry her!

[KennethSorling]

I'm confused.

[beatlefan157333]

the credits are hilarious

[salamix100]

please and confuse my cat

[lshaw17]

LET'S HOPE TO GOD IT WORKS.

[EternalNation765]

This was the very first Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch I ever saw!

[bonglare]

all bullshit

[Invisodude]

the cat was like "what the hell was that"

[seansalvador1]

@Invisodude

Yeah, and i was like 'NO!' and the cat was all, like 'miow' and then i was, like 'SOOOO wow!'



[dharmaseed]

"If only more people would call in the nick of time!"

[drriderchic]

not only did they confuse the cat they also cofused me??? O.o

[HelmsCeeko]

5:13 - 6:07 There lagging hard!

[deathdeathkitty]

lol i think i just got confused

[hypoksifilia]

Now I know what's wrong with my cat. He has autism, inability to respond to social stimuli ;)

[dontsubscribecomment]

i suffer from this desease the vets have no name for

[FFXyvis]

@dontsubscribecomment If only more people would call in the nick of time!

[puddypuss]

the cat knows y, know

[Bigfoot2nd]

your cat is suffering from what we Vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we Vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, weltschmertz, call it what you will.

[Icanhasoboe]

my cat needs this right now

[BlondiixJill]

@Icanhasoboe

mine too :)

[Rushman200]

@BlondiixJill I wish I had a cat to confuse.

[BlondiixJill]

@Rushman200

N'aww :)

how about mouse? they're easy enough to confuse, especially when we play "hide the cat"

jokes... but we do have 2 cats and a mouse...

[Rushman200]

@BlondiixJill My mother wouldn't let me get a pet mouse. She'd scream and run at the sight of it, I think.

[BlondiixJill]

@Rushman200

my mum caught the mouse from the garden!! it was going to be my kitten, (teddy)'s, breakfast!!

its a fancy mouse though. we think someone let it free, it was only a baby :(

[Rushman200]

@BlondiixJill Well, if someone DOES come by to pick it up, maybe s/he will take better care of it.

[BlondiixJill]

@Rushman200

well... i think its better off here :D

he, basil,(yes, from faulty towers :) has the whole computer room to himself now, as he's found out how to get through the cage x

[Rushman200]

@BlondiixJill A'ight. Take good care of him. ;3

[BlondiixJill]

@Rushman200

Will do :D

[Rushman200]

@BlondiixJill Good. ;3

[Telstar62a]

71 people suffer from the suburban fin de siecle ennui

[TheFawfulfan]

71 people used Puzzle-a-Puma Ltd. to confuse their cat.

[kea1994creative]

a brilliant example of pixilation 4:58 onwards XD

[flutewarrior1]

XD <3 <3 LOLOLOLOLOL

[SpaceMasterRahel]

XDD the cat's all "......what. the hell."

[ginger4bailey]

Laughing so hard I'm crying. Thank you.

[Tubeistdan]

I am not confused, and neither am I.

[TheTaurniOne]

Ah yes, the predecessor to about 60% of all youtube videos involving jump cuts.

[IAALLC]

SOLVE THE MAZE. YOU ARE SO CLOSE. SOLVE THE MAZE.

[Unitronus]

WTF is with that cat? Is he suffering from confusion, or retardedism?

Either way, I'm sure he's still like that today.

[joaopafernandes]

WATH THE HELL HAPPEND???!!!

[Drwhofan1971]

the Monty Python crew are, without a doubt, the most stunning transvestites in TV history

[grimlockfire]

@TheJokerFace2010 more like 71 people

[MrRexel14]

made sense to me

[gaurinn29]

world greates mind fuck

[GoronsCave]

LolWut!? i think i'm more confused then the cat :S

[M1nit0r]

71 People are confused :P

[rollercoasterdude96]

Bewilderbeast. XD

[AllianceJedi]

I hope to god it works! lool

[jedispaz2002]

dude! freakin awsome!

[PhoenixCrystalHatter]

The best part is when the guy's voice cracks on "DouBLE.... march!"

[simpsonfreak1996]

I confuse my cat with a watch and a sunbeam

[BaconManDan]

I'm more confused than that f***ing cat!



[kittenkatty12]

I CAN BARELY HEAR IT :/... oh sorry had cap lock on x3!!! and i dont feel like going back and re-typing it :3...

[shmood3000]

70 people aren't confused.

[NorrisArt]

This is SO stupid. ...Yet utterly genius xD

[clownwithoutmakeup]

70 people's cats understood the situation completely and are still not the slightest bit confounded

[PollockQT]

@TheJokerFace2010 Or do they?

[alipmal]

Confuse a cat lmao they should do one for bears... Bemuse a bear!!! It'll probably eat u first

[manojkumarshow]

Ok I am confused !!! does tis mean I am a cat ???

[NadinaCardillo]

Well, I'm confused!

[Primadonna27]

70 people suffer from what vets havent found a word for

[silentfox8]

@Primadonna27 5 more people are moping

[Kross2099]

I feel I need to get in touch with their Bewilderbeast services...

[Nanowarex]

I'm not confused!

[MrAlfalfa3062]

You see your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for.

[LadyMissCoppertone]

I have confused my cat today. My job is done.

[Packie1984]

@LadyMissCoppertone are you qualified to confuse cats?

[danielscissorhands]

For some reason I didn't laugh out loud until the cannon went off. And then things continued to get sillier from there.

[bgbdwlf408]

Those 69 people must be from that anarcho-syndicate commune up the road. Rotten commies. I hates em. XD

[VernulaUtUmbra]

Forget the Cat being confused, what in the heck just happened?!

[17primemover]

WAIT FOR IT !!!!!!

[falconclarinet]

I'm so confused.

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

Monsieur Cleese has clearly in his countenance what folk does call natural authority! This is way he plays in Monty Python all the key authority figures, which do make the life on our cosy little planet free prosperous and save life Adolf Hitler, the Pope, English officers, Reg (leader of the terrorist organisation People’s Front of Judea), Sir Lancelot the Brave, the right hand of Pontius Pilate, managers or police officers. I think the authority folk should take him for their role model!

[TheTechnoToast]

complete surrealism

[flaxonx3]

Never noticed Palin when I saw Monty Python as a kid in the seventies yet when I see clips now, I realise how pivotal he was to just about everything.

[hallovelo22]

[man:] what?? [woman:] shh!! - what?? xD

[dreamerberlin]

I am confused...Am I a cat?

[ylindsa]

my cat has this......

[heaxers]

69 people confuse the like and dislike button

[saturnstargirl]

I don't know about cats, but they certainly confused me!

[Scoutacris]

@TheJokerFace2010 Well if this didn't do the job who knows what will.

[SaphiraHorse]

hehehehe bewilderbeast

[revilo314]

I wonder if cats were more depressed before the invention of television?

[kitabwalli]

Poor puss - someone must have been reading him Sylvia Plath.

[arildk90]

5:13 for a slightly confused cat!

[arildk90]

I need to be confused...

[Poppy0109]

'Get out ......the FUNNY THINGS!' Classic! XD

[vapormissile]

@Poppy0109

WAIT FOR IIIIT!

[mario23412]

WE are the cat.

[Densoro]

@mario23412 This. I am in dire need of confusing, and I wish I was kidding.

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

"He just sits there!" How many times must he/she sat that lol and whenever the man speaks...SSHH!

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

bahahaha look at the cat so cute

[laurelendili]

68 people are suffering from total physical inertia, absence of interest in their ambiance, failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli, the old stock-broker's syndrome, angst...moping. They badly need to be confused.

[Dreamingcorps]

i must be  a cat i got confused lol

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

@Dreamingcorps meow mew meow!

[bobolo94]

You see ... your cat is suffering from what we, noobs call "lag".

His condition is typified by ping more than 400.

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

@bobolo94 lol too much games,CoD?

[Stoshe160]

Shh!

[MrAlfalfa3062]

Watching that got me confused myself, making me think i am part cat or something. So, i lay awake at night wondering, " Am i related to Cat Woman?"

[LNER4771]

Cats are supposed to be confused.

Wildebeest should be bewildered.

Stoats should be stunned.

Voles should be amazed.

That means dogs must be dumbfounded!

[latteanka]

Take out... the funny things!

[TheScheiss]

I must be a bloody cat! For I've no idea what just happened o_o

[SnakeTrouble]

Oh, NOW I know what my cat has!

[Devnia1]

Michael Palin - the adorable!

[ClockworkComputer]

@proberush I study Archaeology & Anthropology and I agree.

[tatersalad814]

Lol... Bewilderebeest inc.

[Sylongra]

67 people own cats who are in a rut.

[stratboy8]

...is he...dead?

[dehn002]

CONFUSERS... wait for it!... take out, THE FUNNY THINGS!

[jellybellys69]

this has got to be one of the stupidest things that I have EVER seen! - also, the cat that runs into the house at the end, doesn't even look like the cat that is just sitting there the whole time!

[MrGenXer]

I love MP's use of military humor. "Get into the van and fetch ...Wait for it.....the funny things."

[alBoorack]

I confuse my cat every day

[WiccanHighPriest0]

Do NOT drink cola whilst watching this!

[wraithneon]

Dunno about that cat, but Im confused! On secondthoughts, that cats probably thinking "What a bunch of lunatics, Im off for a curry and a pint!". ;)

[filku88]

im confused

[Soilwar]

Confuse it with Lemon Curry!

[specialfred1101]

Lol 'bewilderbeast' was my fav company

[KittenButter]

This condition is called catatonia. That's probably not a coincidence.

[gothichyppie]

This sketch makes me confused and hungry for a nice, juicy mouse.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Graham Chapman, the British Shatner!

[TommyboyTom100]

Your cat badly needs to be confused

[BaconManDan]

I don't know about the cat, but I do know that I am completely confused.

[powellr711]

Gravity Cat moderately amused.

[dannyburge]

"bewilderbeest". genius

[zxcvnmtgb]

I once showed this to my cat, he sure needed to be confused.

Thank you Confuse-a-cat! :D

[bombic85]

ssh!!

[lintbunny11]

sometimes I feel like that cat, in Monty Python there is truth but no logic

[ElectricUte666]

66 confused cats that dislike this.

[mazeman90]

The cat doesnt even acknowledge the stage being built in front of it.

[sockschappercat]

Good drill...

[superdave7498]

-shush

[fotcmbrocks]

I'm so confused..

[CrystalChord2010]

I've used Stun-a-Stoat.  Just as effective as their Confuse-a-Cat Service!

[popprincess6253]

the cat wasn't the only one confused haha

[TheWarnerSister]

When I was little I had a stunningly realistic stuffed cat. We would stand it in front of my real cat and watch him get confused, poke it, jump, sniff it, and even refuse to turn his back. We called it the Confuse-A-Cat. :D

[hell5309]

Amaze-A-Vole, Stun-A-Stoat, Puzzle-A-Puma, Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle, BewilderBeast, and Distract-A-Bee.

Silly. And a bit suspect, I think.

[MrProgrampro]

LOl when I first saw this i was like "Oh my gosh, they could make this confusing act SOO funny". And i wasn't disappointed! Truly awesome, and confusing!

Lol "...and hope to God it worked"

[Mariviews]

65 peoples cats didn't get confused...

[MultiBiker101]

Thumbs up for confuse-a-cat!