Joe Mauer Facts

[MandLVEVO]

too bad he's engaged... :( dang...

[thejenmaria]

this is perfect. hahaha

[690169]

After Joe mouer sighns a contract for a 8 year $ !80,000,000 deal he gets sent to prison for robbery

[rehoguma2]

Isn't this just a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes?

[litojonny]

@rehoguma2 yeah but more baseball related :)

[TheSuperfantasybros]

For a parody of this commercial, check out "Super Fantasy Bros 2011 Year in Review". It also has Joe Mauer "trick R' treating".

[litojonny]

LMFAO LOVE IT

[wolfpackr552]

that kitten is adorable. and the playing with the dinosaurs is pretty awesome too. oh yeah and Joe Mauer is the most beautiful man on the planet.

[TheJuanmarty]

¿Éste joven será d verdad?

[MandLVEVO]

i need 500 millograms of Joe Mauer a day <3

[wolfpackr552]

@MandLVEVO shit i need a whole gram...

[MandLVEVO]

@wolfpackr552 true dat...

[sabreena12341]

he has beautiful eyes

[sabreena12341]

he would be a perfect boyfriend

[SuziMellano]

we would make beautiful babies.



[MrBaseballDude11]

After Joe Mauer throws out a runner, he send them an apology letter.

[kennylind24]

@MrBaseballDude11 well done sir

[FutureMrsJoeMauer]

@MrBaseballDude11 of course he does hes just that nice....

[Sedik66861]

LMAO !!! AWESOME XDXD

[TerraDangerJonas]

Joe Mauer doesn't need to heat his home because he makes everything feel warm and fuzzy

[orchdork4eva]

this is too great. now i know why i am an anytime fitness member. XD

[KaRb0nxK1ll3R]

Joe Mauer racks up 24 hours of Community service a day...just by living.

[bikemanezc]

Joe Mauer could kill Chuck Norris...

with kindness

[Emlee05]

The USDA recommends 400 milligrams of Joe Mauer everyday

[Rachelizabeth47]

This also explains soo much.. haha

[Rachelizabeth47]

This makes me uncomfortable.. lol

[jennasue24]

joe mauer doesnt get cancer... cancer gets joe mauer!

[stephleeissocoollike]

HAHAHA i love this <3

[kimhearts13]

This made me laugh so hard, haha.

[chubbyjenks]

lmao this is so ironic.

[zinovy08]

Joe Mauer is such a great teammate that he sits out significant stretches, claiming injury, and let's a career sub .200 hitter take his place. All for the team. What a guy.

[RileyPlaceMusic]

joe mauer shows sympathy to other teams by consistantly hitting into 4-6-3 double plays.

[mojojornjorn]

Every time an Internet meme kills a kitten, Joe Mauer brings it back to life.

[jackbomberdp]

He also lets pitchers get ahead 0-1 in the count by sacraficing the first pitch.

[newhopegirl]

Joe Mauer cured cancer.

Sunflowers turn to face Joe Mauer when he walks by.

Joe Mauer sleeps facing east so the sun can rise on him, and starts everyone's day all rosey.

Babies coo at Joe Mauer's baseballs.

Joe Mauer gargles with whole milk.

The Boy Scouts have a badge named after Joe Mauer.

Joe Mauer mixed up 7 thousand pounds of Sweet Martha's cookies, just for the Fair.

Joe Mauer braided Troy Polamalu's hair for charity.

Joe Mauer helped rebuild northern Japan after the Tsunami.

[JoeMauerGirl]

AMEN!!!!

[aschoch0226]

Spot-on



[TheSjhuinker]

bahahahahahaha - OH MY GOSH!!! Great Job, Anytime Fitnees! That commercial is AMAZING!