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  • I posted a video about Big Smoke's phone call when you fail Running Dog on 50% fat.

  • and if you are really skiny he says you look like a pussy

  • Activate the cheat of skinny when the fone call is going on....than it will seem that sweet is lying to cj that he is fat....

  • ha never knew this

  • /watch?v=yBilQF5ipMI

  • CJ should go to sixpackshortcuts

  • CJ you busta

  • it's really funny hearing that CJ was chuckling after what Sweet just said.

    I can barely stop laughing after that

  • And if you're skinny, the call will be like 'you're too skinny cj. in the hood it's all about show and respect. there's a gym... blah blah blah.'

  • What about if you use the muscle cheat before you get the call?

  • I normally don't let CJ get fat, and Sweet usually tells CJ that he's too skinny and needs to "pack on some muscle."

  • "Your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up"

  • i made the video with the big smoke phone call

  • XDDD

    What's up?

    Your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!

  • "What's up?"

    "You're fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!"

    LMAO! Sweet is WIN!

  • How do you make him lose weight?

  • @MrKristianMan go to jym.

    2. Run like an idiot.

    3. find a cheat trainer

  • @Xaahu

    you spelled gym wrong

  • funny

  • thank god i didn't put on weight in the game :) :D

  • yes it's true but in the mission green goo(if you are fat) truth bullying Cj too

  • It's funny that Faizon Love who voices Sweet is telling CJ to lose weight. OH THE IRONY!

  • Now I'm stuck on the mission Madd Dogg's mansion.. or something. OG Loc mission. Ima gonna try to beat the game with FAT CJ! :D

  • From bigsmoke? Has he looked in the mirror?

    xD

  • well....big smoke is outta that world :p

  • also, if you get really fat, cj says certain things. For example, if you killl someone, he'll say "Whos fat now!"

  • oi faha da puta

  • Is this on pc? The graphics look really good. I wish they looked this good on XBox 360.

  • now thats just sad u know when u run ur musle goes down!

  • lol

  • mod not fake!

  • hahahahahhahahahahaha cj is so guilty for getting fat.......

    its so funny...i didnt know that!!!!

  • Fake :[

  • @chanipipat Its not fake...

  • No you fkin idiot, you get this anyway at the beggining of the game. >_<

  • Lol this shit is hialrious. "your fat to muscle ratio, thats whats up"

  • i found a bug that is in the mission "big  smoke" , when you are sitting down , smoke will sit next to you and scream ass carl is sitting down and bein sad , without noticing smoke smoke:ASS!!!

    carl: hi smoke

    smoke:cj , my ass

  • @MrFrostbite625

    what the fuck are you babbling about

  • @Zanmatt2g about big smoke talking about his ass

  • this is the phone call, but if you are skinny he's sayes that youre to skinny right? (srry bad english)

  • or u culd use the cheat 'fat cj'

  • this is funny whats next sweets says wow bro im suprised you can get up and hold a gun

  • CJ aint that fat in this vid but you can tell he has more strength than being skinny

  • What i love this game when CJ gets he cant jump and he run that much llol

    reminds me of uncharted when drake gets fat!!!

  • not he say that when you pass the mission drive trhu

  • my guy has so much muscle he looks like barry bonds after steroids

  • my muscles are also full, nothing special;)

  • Yeah there is a big smoke on also...not sure how you trigger it

  • There's also a Big Smoke phone call similar to this one...

  • When does that phone call happen?

  • Fail the mission "Running Dog" by losing him on foot and having your fat over 50 percent...

  • Cool. I haven't lost that mission while that fat, so thanks for letting me know.

  • @majorunderscore i did that buyt big smoke called lmao

  • @101LegendKiller YEpp what did you do that on PS2?

  • he say to me that : you too skinny CJ you need to earn blabla...there are a gym or blabla

  • he never said that to big smoke

  • cos big smoke is hopeless :X

  • ahahahah :D LOL

  • @hAhan17

    LoL!! That is SO true =P

  • @hAhan17 loooool

  • Lol. :D

  • looool

  • "you gonna give me a complex"

  • lol he said to me im too thin xD

  • Whaha :L

  • lmfao

  • @ noodlez in the start of the game sweet says you are fat its a mission go to the gym

  • yea, also if ur fat before u enter the mission "black project" the truth tells u that u r too fat as well

  • hahaha... FATTY LOSE WEIGHT BITCH

  • you should have used that cheat to make him really FAT!!!. that would have been funnier........" so i put a LITTLE weight on !!!"

    lol XD

  • that would be hillarious! haha

  • just buy the game you motherfucker

  • for some reason i cant hear what they say over the phone or in the car

  • because ur version of san andreas hasnt got sound with it

  • what file can i switch so i can hear their conversations over the phone

  • you pirated it didn't you.

  • yeah

  • thats why... If you pirated the WHOLE thing with ALL the audio it would be like 3 gigs. But without all the audio its only like 500 mb. Thats why most san andreas on the internet don't come with audio.

  • so there's no way to get audio?

  • you can download the audio seperate. just google San Andreas Audio Files and you'll find it. But you won't get the phone audio, or the in-car dialogue audio.

  • oh well

  • this is why i dont buy pc games cuz some you got to download sound

  • actually no, the retail pc game does come with sound. the pirated version that you download for free, usually doesn't

  • get .iso which is 3GBS

  • i cant see the letters i can only hear them any help?

  • Menu > Options > Display Options > Subtitles > On

  • thanks but i realised it 2 months ago

    nice day

  • lol i had this phone call too!

    Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!

  • I did that before.

    And also when cj fights he says

    ''I aint just no fat slob''

    And when he takes people money he says

    ''I'ma use this to keep my belly full '' xD

  • yea he says that!

    He can also say:"you wanna look like swiss cheese?"

    and when he takes money:"lunch money!"

  • xddddddd

  • rofl thats funny xD

  • 2 april is my birthday!

  • this aint no birthday review! fk off, theareialskoud

  • more like bitch flu >|(

  • HD !!!

  • This is pretty usefull if you want to exresice in the beggining of the game, but don't wanna go way far away from Grove.

  • lol that happened to me when i had max fat i went to the burger shot too much!

  • hahhahahahahah i love this

  • yea, he told me i was too skinny. lol.

    so now my poor cj is hitting the gym

    every day trying to make his brother

    proud. lol.

  • yeah depends on your fat ratio. if you are too fat you won't be able to do the "black project" mission for the truth in bone county

  • Really? I didn't know that, why can't you do it when your fat?

  • Because the jetpack used in that mission can only lift so much weight, I suppose.

  • no cuz you need a lot of running energy in that mission

  • @liweiwul007, why is that? I don't remember having to run alot during that mission. Just get into a tower, snipe the soldiers and search lights, get down there, kill everyone, and escape. No running. What am I missing here?

  • i didn't snipe the guards. i was too aggressive, and they discovered me right from the start so i had to blast the soldiers with my M4. the night vision goggle was not useful. and when i went down the stairs to get the jetpack, my health was running low, so i had to run and dodge bullets.

  • I always do that mission is by sneaking by the one guard directly inside the fences, climb the tower to the right, kill the guard up there, and then snipe each enemy in the base and take out some of the search lights as well. If someone starts to run then I kill him first before going on to the next enemy. Other than that it's pretty simple once you learn how to can be done. Sniping from the top of that tower means you can get into the underground complex without having lost any health/armor.

  • i did play this mission before ambulance and vigilante missions, so the health bar was like how it was at the beginning of the game.

  • Do you get to skip it or something?

  • @frtxother, if you mean skip the mission "Black Project", then the answer is 'no', it's one of the main storyline missions you'll have to pass sooner or later. You can put on the weight again after the mission though.

  • Oh. I think it's just a glitch in the game that you can't play it.

  • if the truth tells cj he is fat, just go to the gym and work out.

  • you have to play this mission in order to go back to los santos at the end of the game

  • wow, I wonder how many secret phone calls can you get

  • sweets one to talk he's no stick

  • when sweet called me he said that I was too skinny and I had no respect and it was embarasing to be seen with me

  • If you start the 'Drive thru' mission while really fat, will Smoke still say 'Carl you look a little thin, man."?

  • lol

  • Too me he said i was to skinny. I'm gonna try to get fat! Thanks for the hint!

  • but.. how'd you record it?

  • I recorded this video using the program Fraps. Just ask Google for "fraps" and you should be able to find it.

  • He said I was skinny!!!☼

  • "Whassup?"

    "Your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!"

    LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • i tryed this too lol

  • he is your brother!he cares for you!

  • you have a half of the fat

  • so i put a little weight on,but....

  • it works on all systems it jsut depends on if u get fat or if u stay skinny wat he says.

  • works on ps2 XD i know that

  • it works, i had this phone call too! it works on xbox for sure

  • so i put a little weight on,but....

  • HAHAHAHA.

  • sweet needs to lean wut life means not to be rude tho...

  • i mean *learn wut life mean*

  • Cheap ass Pc gamer? My friends rig costed 2000 dollars. It can play any game way better then an xbox or ps3

  • Rofl how olds your pc like 40000 years or somthing? You can get much better graphics then a ps3 or xbox for about 20 bucks

  • uh wtf

  • Doesn't that make him an expensive ass PC gamer? And you a cheap ass console gamer?

    PC's are WAY more capable than consoles for all sorts of reasons. Playing online multiplayer is better (although you probably have nobody to play with because you go around calling them cheap) you can mod to your heart's content, and also a mouse + keyboard pwns a joypad, but if you prefer a joypad you can very easily hook one up to a PC. BTW, I have nothing against consoles, I just hate ignorant twats like you.

  • ummm dude, pc games are better to play than the console versions. You can mod (not just to change the gameplay, but you can make things look different and better), controls aren't so complicated, and graphics can be way bettee especially with a good graphics card. Only disadvantage is that it does take up some momory, which is easily combatted by flash drives and buying extra memory.

  • Actually the PS2 controls are realy easy to use and its stupid to mod your game why would you want to mod the game anyway its just stupid.

  • I'm gonna use that lol

  • omg lol!!!

  • LOL!

  • yeah!sweet cares for his brother!

  • LOl yur fat 2 muscle ratio thats wats up LMAAOo thats funny

  • hhahahhah

  • i get this phone call everytime i start a new game not when i put on weight but its not a bad video

  • No its a little diffrent i think

  • if no wieght gained sweet says your skinny, pack muscle

  • Just out of curiousty how many missions are in GTA SA?

  • There are about 100 missions in the main storyline, but then there are also additional side missions and stuff, so maybe the total is about 130-150 depending on what you mean by a "mission".

  • LOL!

  • hahahaha!awesome,man.:)

  • hahaha! i m gonna try this out and record it!

  • maybe its your headphones because mine works.

  • how come my audio is fucked up

    it doesn't say anything during the phone calls and stuff

  • I forgot to do that

  • thats fuckin funny!!

  • Hahahaha I got to restart and try this

  • Lol. dont get so fat. imma try this

  • jump into the water whilest on phone and if u do it right u can use it as a wepon well just have it in hand till u switch to a weapon

  • how du u luze muscle if ur 2 muscular?

  • One way to lose muscle is to do a combination of not eating anything and using the treadmill/exercise bike at the gym.

    That way you will first lose all your fat and when you have no more fat you will start to lose muscle.

  • uhh isnt that a way of losing fat

  • unkn0wnk1ng, first CJ will lose fat and then, when CJ no longer have any fat, he will lose muscle instead.

  • i kno it happened to me...

  • cheats

  • wtf no it isnt it happened to me dumbass

  • why don't you try it with him being all muscely?

  • Lol no if you get really fat either by eating alot or using the fat cheat he tells you this dumbass lol j/p

  • no hes says you too skinny and need to work out