i found a bug that is in the mission "big smoke" , when you are sitting down , smoke will sit next to you and scream ass carl is sitting down and bein sad , without noticing smoke smoke:ASS!!!
thats why... If you pirated the WHOLE thing with ALL the audio it would be like 3 gigs. But without all the audio its only like 500 mb. Thats why most san andreas on the internet don't come with audio.
you can download the audio seperate. just google San Andreas Audio Files and you'll find it. But you won't get the phone audio, or the in-car dialogue audio.
@liweiwul007, why is that? I don't remember having to run alot during that mission. Just get into a tower, snipe the soldiers and search lights, get down there, kill everyone, and escape. No running. What am I missing here?
i didn't snipe the guards. i was too aggressive, and they discovered me right from the start so i had to blast the soldiers with my M4. the night vision goggle was not useful. and when i went down the stairs to get the jetpack, my health was running low, so i had to run and dodge bullets.
I always do that mission is by sneaking by the one guard directly inside the fences, climb the tower to the right, kill the guard up there, and then snipe each enemy in the base and take out some of the search lights as well. If someone starts to run then I kill him first before going on to the next enemy. Other than that it's pretty simple once you learn how to can be done. Sniping from the top of that tower means you can get into the underground complex without having lost any health/armor.
@frtxother, if you mean skip the mission "Black Project", then the answer is 'no', it's one of the main storyline missions you'll have to pass sooner or later. You can put on the weight again after the mission though.
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Dick head pc doesnt worth it to play game on becuase If you want good graphic like ps3 or xbox360 or ps2 you have to buy a graphic chip for your pc that cost 1000 if you want the graphic to look like the ps2 graphic,and if you want it to look like 360 thats 1500 and if you want it to look like ps3 thats 2000,just get a ps3 for 400 or a xbox360 for 200 or a ps2 for 150 instead of buying a graphic chip.
Doesn't that make him an expensive ass PC gamer? And you a cheap ass console gamer?
PC's are WAY more capable than consoles for all sorts of reasons. Playing online multiplayer is better (although you probably have nobody to play with because you go around calling them cheap) you can mod to your heart's content, and also a mouse + keyboard pwns a joypad, but if you prefer a joypad you can very easily hook one up to a PC. BTW, I have nothing against consoles, I just hate ignorant twats like you.
ummm dude, pc games are better to play than the console versions. You can mod (not just to change the gameplay, but you can make things look different and better), controls aren't so complicated, and graphics can be way bettee especially with a good graphics card. Only disadvantage is that it does take up some momory, which is easily combatted by flash drives and buying extra memory.
There are about 100 missions in the main storyline, but then there are also additional side missions and stuff, so maybe the total is about 130-150 depending on what you mean by a "mission".
I posted a video about Big Smoke's phone call when you fail Running Dog on 50% fat.
XFiveDragonsCJX 1 month ago
and if you are really skiny he says you look like a pussy
skipe94 2 months ago
Activate the cheat of skinny when the fone call is going on....than it will seem that sweet is lying to cj that he is fat....
78896clerk 2 months ago
ha never knew this
minigunexo 2 months ago
/watch?v=yBilQF5ipMI
TheMrSquash 3 months ago
CJ should go to sixpackshortcuts
TankOfGaming 4 months ago
CJ you busta
Helmutlozzi 4 months ago
it's really funny hearing that CJ was chuckling after what Sweet just said.
I can barely stop laughing after that
nintendoboy505 4 months ago
And if you're skinny, the call will be like 'you're too skinny cj. in the hood it's all about show and respect. there's a gym... blah blah blah.'
supersawneekfan 4 months ago
What about if you use the muscle cheat before you get the call?
NTom92 5 months ago
I normally don't let CJ get fat, and Sweet usually tells CJ that he's too skinny and needs to "pack on some muscle."
eraider60 6 months ago
"Your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up"
Arreygan182 7 months ago
i made the video with the big smoke phone call
videomayn7 8 months ago
XDDD
What's up?
Your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!
sasuketiger 9 months ago
"What's up?"
"You're fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!"
LMAO! Sweet is WIN!
loopyallie1 9 months ago 4
How do you make him lose weight?
MrKristianMan 10 months ago
@MrKristianMan go to jym.
2. Run like an idiot.
3. find a cheat trainer
Xaahu 9 months ago
@Xaahu
you spelled gym wrong
Zanmatt2g 7 months ago
funny
MrRenar11 10 months ago
thank god i didn't put on weight in the game :) :D
legofreak1109 10 months ago
yes it's true but in the mission green goo(if you are fat) truth bullying Cj too
Donferike97 11 months ago 2
It's funny that Faizon Love who voices Sweet is telling CJ to lose weight. OH THE IRONY!
LakersDynasty42 1 year ago 3
Now I'm stuck on the mission Madd Dogg's mansion.. or something. OG Loc mission. Ima gonna try to beat the game with FAT CJ! :D
brutaka359 1 year ago
From bigsmoke? Has he looked in the mirror?
xD
Hoppo61 1 year ago
well....big smoke is outta that world :p
GoGLES13 1 year ago
also, if you get really fat, cj says certain things. For example, if you killl someone, he'll say "Whos fat now!"
penguindiverz 1 year ago
oi faha da puta
FRichter 1 year ago
Is this on pc? The graphics look really good. I wish they looked this good on XBox 360.
ArcticaJSM 1 year ago
now thats just sad u know when u run ur musle goes down!
KLSmovies 1 year ago
lol
asscake134 1 year ago
mod not fake!
sharkhunter62 1 year ago
hahahahahhahahahahaha cj is so guilty for getting fat.......
its so funny...i didnt know that!!!!
ArminV10 1 year ago
Fake :[
chanipipat 1 year ago
@chanipipat Its not fake...
darkmario2007 1 year ago
No you fkin idiot, you get this anyway at the beggining of the game. >_<
BattleField1942Fan 1 year ago
Lol this shit is hialrious. "your fat to muscle ratio, thats whats up"
dnice4lyfe 1 year ago
i found a bug that is in the mission "big smoke" , when you are sitting down , smoke will sit next to you and scream ass carl is sitting down and bein sad , without noticing smoke smoke:ASS!!!
carl: hi smoke
smoke:cj , my ass
MrFrostbite625 1 year ago
@MrFrostbite625
what the fuck are you babbling about
Zanmatt2g 7 months ago
@Zanmatt2g about big smoke talking about his ass
MrFrostbite625 7 months ago
this is the phone call, but if you are skinny he's sayes that youre to skinny right? (srry bad english)
leutjevast 1 year ago
or u culd use the cheat 'fat cj'
kooldude292 1 year ago
this is funny whats next sweets says wow bro im suprised you can get up and hold a gun
nikobellic4427 1 year ago
CJ aint that fat in this vid but you can tell he has more strength than being skinny
crackerHero 1 year ago
What i love this game when CJ gets he cant jump and he run that much llol
reminds me of uncharted when drake gets fat!!!
Swedboy2010 2 years ago
not he say that when you pass the mission drive trhu
444MaMi 2 years ago
my guy has so much muscle he looks like barry bonds after steroids
Hobinator17 2 years ago 4
my muscles are also full, nothing special;)
10RonaldoC 1 year ago
Yeah there is a big smoke on also...not sure how you trigger it
emurami 2 years ago
There's also a Big Smoke phone call similar to this one...
101LegendKiller 2 years ago
When does that phone call happen?
majorunderscore 2 years ago
Fail the mission "Running Dog" by losing him on foot and having your fat over 50 percent...
101LegendKiller 2 years ago
Cool. I haven't lost that mission while that fat, so thanks for letting me know.
majorunderscore 2 years ago
@majorunderscore i did that buyt big smoke called lmao
spamkitty 1 year ago
@101LegendKiller YEpp what did you do that on PS2?
4deiter 2 months ago
he say to me that : you too skinny CJ you need to earn blabla...there are a gym or blabla
xXxSonic4LifexXx 2 years ago 3
he never said that to big smoke
MrTURBOJOHN 2 years ago 103
cos big smoke is hopeless :X
hAhan17 2 years ago 88
ahahahah :D LOL
MrTURBOJOHN 2 years ago
@hAhan17
LoL!! That is SO true =P
MsTwinkle101 2 years ago
@hAhan17 loooool
SuperHackerGames 1 year ago
Lol. :D
ThePieMan159 2 years ago
looool
Gesreg 2 years ago
"you gonna give me a complex"
ufofreak1947 2 years ago
lol he said to me im too thin xD
XxGamemaster2009xX 2 years ago 2
Whaha :L
Ownedt 2 years ago
lmfao
erik9719 2 years ago 2
@ noodlez in the start of the game sweet says you are fat its a mission go to the gym
greennico100 2 years ago
yea, also if ur fat before u enter the mission "black project" the truth tells u that u r too fat as well
MrPhilly721 2 years ago 2
hahaha... FATTY LOSE WEIGHT BITCH
noodlez4me 2 years ago
you should have used that cheat to make him really FAT!!!. that would have been funnier........" so i put a LITTLE weight on !!!"
lol XD
anonymouskid14 2 years ago 10
that would be hillarious! haha
JOSHCHAIN 2 years ago
just buy the game you motherfucker
turbokillen 2 years ago
for some reason i cant hear what they say over the phone or in the car
dawg2478 2 years ago
because ur version of san andreas hasnt got sound with it
thebigbazzah 2 years ago
what file can i switch so i can hear their conversations over the phone
dawg2478 2 years ago
you pirated it didn't you.
AndyCeeeee 2 years ago
yeah
dawg2478 2 years ago
thats why... If you pirated the WHOLE thing with ALL the audio it would be like 3 gigs. But without all the audio its only like 500 mb. Thats why most san andreas on the internet don't come with audio.
AndyCeeeee 2 years ago
so there's no way to get audio?
dawg2478 2 years ago
you can download the audio seperate. just google San Andreas Audio Files and you'll find it. But you won't get the phone audio, or the in-car dialogue audio.
AndyCeeeee 2 years ago
oh well
dawg2478 2 years ago
this is why i dont buy pc games cuz some you got to download sound
firelordzuko100 2 years ago
actually no, the retail pc game does come with sound. the pirated version that you download for free, usually doesn't
AndyCeeeee 2 years ago
get .iso which is 3GBS
sanandreasshole 2 years ago
i cant see the letters i can only hear them any help?
imSnowii 2 years ago
Menu > Options > Display Options > Subtitles > On
AndyCeeeee 2 years ago
thanks but i realised it 2 months ago
nice day
imSnowii 2 years ago
lol i had this phone call too!
Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!
joewtjjoewp1 2 years ago
I did that before.
And also when cj fights he says
''I aint just no fat slob''
And when he takes people money he says
''I'ma use this to keep my belly full '' xD
Reashun14 2 years ago 3
yea he says that!
He can also say:"you wanna look like swiss cheese?"
and when he takes money:"lunch money!"
joewtjjoewp1 2 years ago 2
xddddddd
HectorCaceres26 2 years ago
rofl thats funny xD
o0okierano0o 2 years ago
2 april is my birthday!
tharielskoud 2 years ago
this aint no birthday review! fk off, theareialskoud
Babeatttracter 2 years ago
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swine flu
oOo0Monty0oOo 2 years ago
more like bitch flu >|(
funnykidyyz 2 years ago
HD !!!
7419635841635 2 years ago 2
This is pretty usefull if you want to exresice in the beggining of the game, but don't wanna go way far away from Grove.
Lauriic54 2 years ago
lol that happened to me when i had max fat i went to the burger shot too much!
sammy1233214 2 years ago
hahhahahahahah i love this
Rockstar2348 2 years ago
yea, he told me i was too skinny. lol.
so now my poor cj is hitting the gym
every day trying to make his brother
proud. lol.
stephroyal 2 years ago
yeah depends on your fat ratio. if you are too fat you won't be able to do the "black project" mission for the truth in bone county
liweiwu007 2 years ago
Really? I didn't know that, why can't you do it when your fat?
Muhibb97 2 years ago 4
Because the jetpack used in that mission can only lift so much weight, I suppose.
majorunderscore 2 years ago
no cuz you need a lot of running energy in that mission
liweiwu007 2 years ago
@liweiwul007, why is that? I don't remember having to run alot during that mission. Just get into a tower, snipe the soldiers and search lights, get down there, kill everyone, and escape. No running. What am I missing here?
majorunderscore 2 years ago
i didn't snipe the guards. i was too aggressive, and they discovered me right from the start so i had to blast the soldiers with my M4. the night vision goggle was not useful. and when i went down the stairs to get the jetpack, my health was running low, so i had to run and dodge bullets.
liweiwu007 2 years ago
I always do that mission is by sneaking by the one guard directly inside the fences, climb the tower to the right, kill the guard up there, and then snipe each enemy in the base and take out some of the search lights as well. If someone starts to run then I kill him first before going on to the next enemy. Other than that it's pretty simple once you learn how to can be done. Sniping from the top of that tower means you can get into the underground complex without having lost any health/armor.
majorunderscore 2 years ago
i did play this mission before ambulance and vigilante missions, so the health bar was like how it was at the beginning of the game.
liweiwu007 2 years ago
Do you get to skip it or something?
frtxother 2 years ago
@frtxother, if you mean skip the mission "Black Project", then the answer is 'no', it's one of the main storyline missions you'll have to pass sooner or later. You can put on the weight again after the mission though.
majorunderscore 2 years ago
Oh. I think it's just a glitch in the game that you can't play it.
frtxother 2 years ago
if the truth tells cj he is fat, just go to the gym and work out.
liweiwu007 2 years ago
you have to play this mission in order to go back to los santos at the end of the game
liweiwu007 2 years ago
wow, I wonder how many secret phone calls can you get
ComradePopov 2 years ago
sweets one to talk he's no stick
LeRoiSoleilLuv 2 years ago 5
when sweet called me he said that I was too skinny and I had no respect and it was embarasing to be seen with me
malocqkerux 2 years ago
If you start the 'Drive thru' mission while really fat, will Smoke still say 'Carl you look a little thin, man."?
Slaeynn 3 years ago
lol
WARHAMMER40000DUDE 3 years ago
Too me he said i was to skinny. I'm gonna try to get fat! Thanks for the hint!
GroveStreetLive 3 years ago 3
but.. how'd you record it?
DTMillionz 3 years ago
I recorded this video using the program Fraps. Just ask Google for "fraps" and you should be able to find it.
majorunderscore 3 years ago
He said I was skinny!!!☼
stevezes 3 years ago 3
"Whassup?"
"Your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!"
LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
coreytaylor4life 3 years ago 13
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no u
jarjar685 3 years ago
i tryed this too lol
lolagurk 3 years ago
he is your brother!he cares for you!
alexanderdanas08 3 years ago
you have a half of the fat
OGLocPL 3 years ago
so i put a little weight on,but....
phatwallet5 3 years ago
it works on all systems it jsut depends on if u get fat or if u stay skinny wat he says.
Rajazu 3 years ago
works on ps2 XD i know that
jpowt1 3 years ago
it works, i had this phone call too! it works on xbox for sure
yuzzer92 3 years ago
so i put a little weight on,but....
bahdman22 3 years ago 6
HAHAHAHA.
MetalOwns101 3 years ago 2
sweet needs to lean wut life means not to be rude tho...
koolmazin 3 years ago
i mean *learn wut life mean*
koolmazin 3 years ago
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cheap ass pc gamer,lol
hineskamau08 3 years ago
Cheap ass Pc gamer? My friends rig costed 2000 dollars. It can play any game way better then an xbox or ps3
dark123z 3 years ago 5
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Dick head pc doesnt worth it to play game on becuase If you want good graphic like ps3 or xbox360 or ps2 you have to buy a graphic chip for your pc that cost 1000 if you want the graphic to look like the ps2 graphic,and if you want it to look like 360 thats 1500 and if you want it to look like ps3 thats 2000,just get a ps3 for 400 or a xbox360 for 200 or a ps2 for 150 instead of buying a graphic chip.
hineskamau08 3 years ago
Rofl how olds your pc like 40000 years or somthing? You can get much better graphics then a ps3 or xbox for about 20 bucks
dark123z 3 years ago 2
uh wtf
Dawnslight91 3 years ago
Doesn't that make him an expensive ass PC gamer? And you a cheap ass console gamer?
PC's are WAY more capable than consoles for all sorts of reasons. Playing online multiplayer is better (although you probably have nobody to play with because you go around calling them cheap) you can mod to your heart's content, and also a mouse + keyboard pwns a joypad, but if you prefer a joypad you can very easily hook one up to a PC. BTW, I have nothing against consoles, I just hate ignorant twats like you.
Sleerz 3 years ago 2
ummm dude, pc games are better to play than the console versions. You can mod (not just to change the gameplay, but you can make things look different and better), controls aren't so complicated, and graphics can be way bettee especially with a good graphics card. Only disadvantage is that it does take up some momory, which is easily combatted by flash drives and buying extra memory.
nomorefred 3 years ago
Actually the PS2 controls are realy easy to use and its stupid to mod your game why would you want to mod the game anyway its just stupid.
habboisthebestpple 3 years ago
I'm gonna use that lol
TheBlueThread 3 years ago
omg lol!!!
simsfreak555 3 years ago
LOL!
GrandTheftAuto08 3 years ago
yeah!sweet cares for his brother!
alexanderdanas08 3 years ago 16
LOl yur fat 2 muscle ratio thats wats up LMAAOo thats funny
mohammed344 3 years ago
hhahahhah
rangerinthehood 3 years ago
i get this phone call everytime i start a new game not when i put on weight but its not a bad video
darrellmonks 3 years ago
No its a little diffrent i think
Gamerisme2008 3 years ago
if no wieght gained sweet says your skinny, pack muscle
reillo9 3 years ago
Just out of curiousty how many missions are in GTA SA?
Moloch95 3 years ago
There are about 100 missions in the main storyline, but then there are also additional side missions and stuff, so maybe the total is about 130-150 depending on what you mean by a "mission".
majorunderscore 3 years ago
LOL!
stuntman12PL 3 years ago
hahahaha!awesome,man.:)
barcetisho 3 years ago
hahaha! i m gonna try this out and record it!
007deMafia 3 years ago
maybe its your headphones because mine works.
jim1brink 3 years ago
how come my audio is fucked up
it doesn't say anything during the phone calls and stuff
heymomma888 3 years ago
I forgot to do that
SaddleClubRocks11 3 years ago
thats fuckin funny!!
thatkid246 3 years ago 3
Hahahaha I got to restart and try this
dennugget1 3 years ago
Lol. dont get so fat. imma try this
eclipsefilms911 3 years ago 2
jump into the water whilest on phone and if u do it right u can use it as a wepon well just have it in hand till u switch to a weapon
wooswooswoos1 3 years ago
how du u luze muscle if ur 2 muscular?
pito316 3 years ago
One way to lose muscle is to do a combination of not eating anything and using the treadmill/exercise bike at the gym.
That way you will first lose all your fat and when you have no more fat you will start to lose muscle.
majorunderscore 3 years ago
uhh isnt that a way of losing fat
unkn0wnk1ng 3 years ago
unkn0wnk1ng, first CJ will lose fat and then, when CJ no longer have any fat, he will lose muscle instead.
majorunderscore 3 years ago
i kno it happened to me...
unkn0wnk1ng 3 years ago
cheats
mcshithead4 3 years ago
wtf no it isnt it happened to me dumbass
unkn0wnk1ng 3 years ago
why don't you try it with him being all muscely?
CWalkthroughs 3 years ago
Lol no if you get really fat either by eating alot or using the fat cheat he tells you this dumbass lol j/p
aznwarrior11 3 years ago
no hes says you too skinny and need to work out
carlos173456 3 years ago 4