Patrice O'Neal Elephant In the Room - Football getting SOFT (TAKE HIS SOCKS!)

[MRIDDLE72]

Funny how this funny ass clip leads to a couple chumps arguing about football, stfu and appreciate this guys comedic chops... Can't believe the white guy wasn't laughing, yea why even go?? Did he not know how animated and crazy black comedians are?? Good shit

[skizilla]

7 people cant wiggle their toes.

[lilsm555]

Football is just wack. Two guys on HGH running into each other.

[CoolerKing37]

@lilsm555 Sounds awesome.

[teenofmyspace]

great comic. r.i.p. bro.

[dejuanptv]

1:23 the white guy is really not laughing...i just don't get it. why is he there. his chick better make him start wearing condoms, cause he's shooting some PUSSY CUM inside of her for real. that's like the funniest joke patrice could have ever said imo and dude's just sitting there in another world.

[HENRYHUSSEIN]

protecting the white slow qb's from SUH AND HARRISON.....LETS BE HONEST PEOPLE.

[SuperThunderlips]

@HENRYHUSSEIN What about Mike Vick? His ass can't stay healthy for more than 2 games....Along with Vince Young, and McNabb. I beleive it was the very WHITE Clay Mathews that put Vick out of commission as well.

[A1cPO]

To diabetes, you gonna DIE tonight. When I stab u in the face....TWICE!!!

[TXmetalhead72]

RIP Patrice ...ROCK COAT FOR LIFE

[jbain629]

one of the best stand ups.....R.I.P Patrice O'neal

[asiakewlness]

RIP Brotha you brought many lulz to my life :D<3

[escalade]

cant wiggle his toes take his socks LMFAO! RIP 

[OxRockwell419]

R.I.P. Patrice, thanks for the laughs

[PleasureCaddy]

RIP Buddy..We'll take the NWO from here...much love to your family...

[WickedMo13]

R.I.P.

[kensei82]

Rip one of the greats

[pimpspanky51]

Smh

[fuckinsober]

R. I. P.

[jawfree760]

RIP

[Thatblack1]

RIP

[TheDguerrero921]

We lost a good man. Damn Patrice you're already missed!

[01laris]

RIP

[rarredondo]

Rip

[OsoFocusedMGMT]

RIP Patriceeeeee!!! Thanks for making me LAUGHHH!!!

[Ayko07]

RIP brother, you will be missed, love from DeathSquad

[EmceeSpawn]

RIP homie

[JG129]

RIP Patrice !

[DUBSAC]

fuck man

[ucfknights616]

RIP Patrice. :(

[dazeguy513]

aaaawwwww that's the team that be tying paralyzed niggas socks to they helment lol

[pwnedforlife]

This makes me laugh everytime

[PromWolf]

I'm not sure why but every now and then his voice reminds me of Ghostface Killah's which is pretty awesome.

[420jpa]

Hella funny.

[dejuanptv]

@SoulClappinBhoy love that part! for letting your son out here with killers...lol

[SandMaxxPayne]

Hope Patrice is alright man!

[Jihibukai93]

He's paralyzed! LMFAO

[mrjayyt15]

Best comedy show ive ever seen.

[xxmind0vermatter]

I didn't laugh and I'm not white. Anti-racist is codeword for anti-white.

[ghede13]

@xxmind0vermatter "Anti-racist is codeword for anti-white."

Since when?

[xxmind0vermatter]

@ghede13 Do you live in the US? At least here it's politically correct to spew racial slurs about whites but not minorities. It doesn't matter though, as I said, I'm not white. :)

[ghede13]

@xxmind0vermatter Yes, live in the US, and you do have a point about racism toward whites. I just found this statement awkward because it implies that only white people are racist. But maybe I've taken it out of context...

[xxmind0vermatter]

@ghede13 no not only white people

[YeaChicago10]

@xxmind0vermatter dude u seem way more racist than most ppl and ur racist toward white ppl. im not racist but wen like a racist black guy or sumthin starts sayin shit. it gets me pissd and ur doin that and startin shit so fuk off asshole

[xxmind0vermatter]

@YeaChicago10 Nah man I'm not racist I was just fucking around.

[YeaChicago10]

@xxmind0vermatter its hard to tell wen sumone is jokin around on youtube thou

[95kmart]

he's paralyzed!!!! LOL

[gigliosdrunk]

1:35 they KNEW OoOo that's the team that be tying paralyzed niggas socks! around they helmets to scare 'em next week!

[DehumanizingSounds]

It's not that the guy is white and out of place, he's just what I see everyday here in Brooklyn now...."The new hipster ass I don't laugh because it's not ironic enough for my phony sense of humor too cool for school dipshit passive-aggressive pansy boy"

[CoolerKing37]

@DehumanizingSounds Ugh. That shit's the worst.

[chefawkes]

jeeezus tell those stiffs to loosen the fuck up. why even go out?

[MultiJAYJR]

IT WAS ALRIGHT

[Trackstar800m204]

Patrice was messing with that white dude the whole time lol

[quehostia]

@Trackstar800m204 Your powers of perception are admirable.

[JordanC71428]

thats what you get for lettin him out here with killas

[VallaeBoy]

1:22 - classic look the one guy whose not into football giving the other dude who is while he's laughing hella hard

[PSHiggs]

This stand up is the most fluent and impressive stand up since Dave Chappelle's Killing Them Softly.....Transitions were great and each joke/punchline/set up held its own!! Patrice is TOOOOO FUNNY!

[1nayalove]

30 second in. No it's a little to violent.. Lmao.

[narlyboi4]

Brought him out here wit sum killahs

[ACreepyNeighbor]

He's Paralised!!! yea thats right Hoo Hoo Hoo!

[MrGodsmack667]

I do MMA,and I cant stand football hes funny but not suprising

[SirPoochie11]

LMAO Aw, that's the team that be tyin' paralyzed nigga's socks around they helmets! XD

[NightDriveCinema]

hahaha that white couple got their asses handed to them on that show, they were just so damn uptight and shit hahaha

[shasmith77]

"That's right lady, that's what you get for lettin' your baby get out here wit' killas!!" I almost had an asthma attack laughing!

[dejuanptv]

@shasmith77 yeah, his accent is what makes it so priceless...'that's what you get'. he almost reminded me of 2pac...'that's what you get! for being player hating bastards'. from pac's 'drunk freestyle' flow. and how he sounded when he said 'to SCARE EM'!! his tone was distinctive man...rip to the unknown God of comedy.

[jhohcable]

Haha that white guy did not like getting called out. I mean I'm a cracker and I don't like football either but I laughed so fawkin hard at this.

[jhohcable]

Haha that white guy did not like getting called out. I mean I'm a cracker and I don't like football either but I laughed so fucking hard at this, and THAT'S WHAT YOU GET LADY I almost hurt myself.

[jhohcable]

Haha that white guy did not like getting called out. I mean I'm a cracker and I don't like football either but I laughed so fucking hard at this, and THAT'S WHAT YOU GET LADY I almost hurt myself.

[ekov0902]

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[Jaysnipes]

ROFL! ahahaaha!! pLease post more!!! xD

[AUSROTTENY2K]

Ooooh, shit thats the team that be taken paralyzed niggas socks!!!!! XD

[BiGDakaBizness662]

HE'S PARALYZED!!!

[TheJessie58]

lmfbo take his sock!!

[J575]

pause at 1:23... white guy is annoyed by loud laughing black ppl hahahaha

[Danno1850]

@J575 LOL that white couple is having some sort of serious culture shock "why do black people laugh at that gentleman on the ground, he's really hurt, being paralyzed is no laughing matter, what is this some sort of comedy show"

[brianhxc]

@J575 I think he's still butt hurt that he got made fun of lol

[1Kovik]

@J575 White Guy: "I don't get it. What's football?"

[VallaeBoy]

@J575 ...you mean whiteguy is being a fish outta water while the black people are laughing loud....like everyone around them

[force999]

ugh its just a little too violent lol

[She2fkngr8]

Patrice Oneal is funny AF

[bluehoneyorg]

They bleeped the word "kid's" ?

[razoramon989]

@bluehoneyorg they bleeped the word ni#*er

[bluehoneyorg]

@razoramon989 oh...yeah, you're right

:-\

[TranceNeuro]

ROFL funniest comedian hands down!

[lordhelmetIE]

"he cant even wiggle his toes, take his socks"!!!! LMFAO!!!