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  • Not touring the UK any time soon.

  • Like this if you came here thinking the BNP leader had appeared on an American chat show.

  • He's good! Very funny!..."full throttle...if you're batman!...haha!

  • @TheGayWhoSpiesOnLittleKids

    I Can smell your Nob Cheese from here!

  • A message to Europeans:

    The establishment has deliberately implemented the genocidal policy of bringing non-Europeans into our countries, so as to destroy our unique heritage and racial identity. In order for us to survive, we must show unity by vehemently supporting Nationalist parties , and organizing demonstrations. We also have to produce many White children..

    We demand that all non-whites be repatriated immediately, for we shall not let our countries be colonized by the Third World!

  • @14Europa

    A message to racists:

    Although you are all under the impression that long words make your nazi ways seem more lucritive, they are however still extremely childish. How am I meant to believe a single word from some idiot who thought the BNP leader was on Letterman? That is a daft mistake, that mirrors your daft beliefs. The truth is, I am slightly worried about other religions, who are more high strung taking over, rather than the people. Just focus on that for now, nazi boy.

  • @14Europa

    Or we could bone all those hot coloured chicks and produce waves and waves of beautiful coffee coloured children...

    Seriously, go and jack off or something. You sound tense.

  • FULL THROTTLE! haha

  • I wish someone would have fixed his collar before he came out on stage. Sorry...getting a little OCD lol

  • Wish Letterman had dropkicked this cunt

  • GOD THAT WAS SCARY i thought how rasist must letterman be to say nick griffin is funny!!! LMAO different guy. In the UK we have an inbred facist 2nd rate political party leader who looks like someone has spread lunchon mean over a toad.

  • @chouslop Yeah, our UK nick griffin isn't a comedian..but he is a joke.

  • Letterman adjusted Nick's shirt collar at the end of the skit... maybe a bit late.

  • I thought this was a British Nazi yay!

  • Loved these jokes on comedy central too! Great Job Nick! Please disregard the moronic comments that somehow made it on here

  • This is a classic example of shit US standup. Why are american stands up mostly shit?

  • @dezmundo1251 there are some fair golden nuggets across the pond, i recommend you check out doug stanhope and bill hicks if you haven't already.

  • @sboubalouta love bill hicks! don't you worry. Do like doug stanhope too. There are plenty of shit Uk standups around too, i think they should have given up after bill hicks really.

  • Lol- the Americans out there probably have no idea what u guys below are going on about !!

  • NICK GRIFFIN IS FUCKING BRILLIANT, THE DAY ALL THESE PAKINS ARE OUT OF THE UK, ALL US WHITES WILL BE LAUGHING! AND I'LL BE AT THE BOATS WAVING ALL YOU MUSLIM CUNTS ON! E E EDL!

  • @TheGuyThatSpysOnYou you're a fucking cunt, u need to die u low life, why don't you get off youtube u racist bastard and do something useful with your life? Like jump off a cliff maybe?

  • @eatthebench HAHA USMELLY PAKI CUNTS, MAKIN THE UK SMELL LIKE LIKE FUCKIN SHARWOODS CURRY, U STINKY BASTARDS.. GTFO OF ENGLAND U SMELLY OAP'S

  • @TheGuyThatSpysOn You pig eating shit head. what is you like to do in ur spare time? ahh thats right get pissed out of your head u sweaty twats, spread ur STDs and get 11 year old girls pregnant. What are you? yes thats right a fucking cunt.

  • damn, It's not the T*w* Nick Griffin.

  • i thut it was the cunt 

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  • I thought this was Nick Griffin Seig Heil.

  • Nick is the best. Hilarious!

  • Imagine how many BNP Supporters are fuming that their beloved Fuerer is not on the Letterman Show LOL

  • @Spankahontis What the fuck is a "Fuerer"?

  • @A7XShadowzx Think he spelt it wrong lol.

  • @crazypianolady I think so too, what a retard. haha

  • @A7XShadowzx German word. Correct spelling feuhrer. Means leader.

  • @gordbard52 I know, I was being sarcastic of his horrific spelling.

  • @A7XShadowzx Oh! Sorry about that. Regards, bard.

  • @gordbard52 No, it has an umlat, which I don't know how to make on my keyboard. Der Fuhrer.

  • @Spankahontis I'll bet you're drooling over that, Suckahontis.

  • Oh man I'm so gutted at who this is... I wanted racist Nick!

  • Oh god. I thought Letterman was introducing Nick Griffin leader of the BNP party... and comedian???

  • Bit disappointed really, least Nazi Nick's funny..

  • this guys jokes are ok but his delivery is not great.

    unfortunate name. wonder if he knows about britains nick griffin. it would be like finding out theres a guy in germany called adolf hitler too.

  • I prefer Nicks racist jokes - done in such an ironic way. He looks better for losing the weight though.

  • wheres his marble ,i mean false eye gone ?

  • Boris Becker is funnier.

  • this guy is fucking funny cause hes just like me.....= /

  • First I was like, what the fuck is Nick Griffin doing on David Letterman? Then I realised it wasn't sideshow Nick from the British Nazi party. YouTube recommendations has yet to discover the slight difference between these two epople yet, hence why I'm here.

  • Racist scumbag!

  • @Revelian1982 Yeh these fucking american comedians always making inapropriate racist remarks

  • OMG i tjought it was Nick Griffin the leader of the BNP

  • My, what an unfortunate name.

  • i was REALLY hoping it was our nick griffin who was on here - would.have.made.my.day!

  • I thought it was THE Nick griffin

  • AMERICAN RACIST PRICK!!!

  • RACIST SCUM

  • not the bnp nick

  • racist!

  • As if sharing a name with the BNP leader wasn't bad enough, this guy is about as funny as contracting genital warts.

  • @Aardvarked88

    so tell me what do u find funnie??

    or are you just sad oh n that genital warts bit...now thats not even close to funnie, just immature

  • @MrSuzyxx

    Re: Aardvarked88.

    He didn't mean it thinking that warts are funny, he meant it that this "comedian" is as UNFUNNY as such, not that either of us would know for sure what it's like. I personally don't know what scrathing my eyeballs is like, but watching ten seconds of that wank is as close as I've ever come.

  • @peterhmfc

    No the guy (nick griffin) is funny...whats not funny is your obligation to tell me what that guy ment, you are not all there are you??

    I knew what he was saying....feltcher!

    I heard you got hit by a bus the other day it would have gone around you just diddnt have enough petrol....snap!!!

  • @MrSuzyxx

    He's not funny, saying about how he get's horny is not funny, unless you are a ten year old pre-pubescent cunts like yourself who still think putting their hands down their trousers and sniffing it is funny. The same kind of immature cunt who says things like "lol owned".

    Feltcher? What kind of insult is that?

    I'm not fat, I'm a nice size and how would you know? Wow, re-using an ancient "your mum" joke are we? If I was driving a bus I wouldn't swerve to avoid you, I'd speed up.

  • LOL being a brit - I thought it was you-know-who...

  • Oh - so good!

  • @Mr Morgan.....oh that guy............loooooool

  • There's a comedian in Britain called Nick Griffin. His jokes aren't so funny though. He's all about the superiority of the white race and the genocide of Muslims.

  • perhaps he can call himself nicholas griffin instead just to make the differance

  • That guy is fucking shite.

    Nick Griffin BNP is funnier than this cunt.

  • @peterhmfc

    lol how pathetic are you

  • @MrSuzyxx

    How pathetic am I? Pathetic enough to have been brought here via an interest in politics?

    Pathetic enough to NOT think some cunt saying "I get horny" (4:01) deserves a round of applause?

    Maybe pathetic enough to know how to spell properly?

    Close the door on your way out, and don't come back.

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  • @MrSuzyxx

    I'm not making myself look bad, I'm bored and talking to friends (Google it) on MSN. Also I'm getting a good laugh at your pitiful insults, arguements and overall existence. Please reply back, as I'm eager to see what kind of ancient generic "you so stoopid" joke you can find on the internet. You really are fun to laugh AT.

    Feltcher is a shit insult, so I'll try by calling you a cunt.

  • @peterhmfc

    ummm do you even know what a feltcher is???

    and I'm not the one trying to justify why I'm watching a video,

    your the only cunt here! Please look up feltcher......cunt!

  • @MrSuzyxx

    No, I don't know what it is, so therefore I can't actually be one. You on the other hand, seem to LOVE talking about it, whatever it is or whatever they do.

    I'm not justifying why I watched it, I was stopping your generic insult of "Why watch then?".

    I'm not the one who started a pointless arguement with a terrible insult. Your just an immature (how old are you anyways?) attention seeking retarded arse eating cunt. Isn't it time for your bedtime story?

  • @peterhmfc

    wow you really are pathetic lol...guess the fact you took offence to someone finally telling you what you really are...pathetic also the fact you wont even look up the insult Im putting at you, well thats just pride. You are seriously damaged mentally....Id be surprised if youve even read a book but im sure you would colour them in...lol

    Go away cunt or do every one a favour...kill yourself!!! one less gas attendant in the world is not that big a deal. lol

  • @MrSuzyxx

    I'm not pathetic enough to start a pointless internet arguement like you did. I'm not going to take offence from some 10 year old turd. Why would I look it up? The fact I don't know what it means proves I'm not one, you however, know all about the word and what it takes to be one.

    I have pride and dignity, but then most of us do. I've read dozens of books. The Da Vinci Code for example.

    You should have been shot at birth, one less prostitutes failed abortion won't bother anyone.

  • @MrSuzyxx You are an absolute moron, you can barely string a sentence together and you're trying to call somebody else illiterate. You completely failed to get what I meant by my comment and then got pissy when somebody explained it to you. I suggest you avoid questioning anybody else's intelligence until you're able to formulate a coherent argument and your reading comprehension skills are past a preteen level.

  • @Aardvarked88

    NO NO YOUR THE FUCKWIT....FELTCHER!!

    yawn just another idot trying to justify their intellectual vanity!!

    do everyone a favour...kill yourself

    one less gas attendant in the world is no loss....do you even know your an idot??

    please fuck off!!

  • @MrSuzyxx Are you for real? You have now told two people to kill themselves and called them both "feltchers", I suggest you expand your vocabulary. You're a very deluded little person, I'm sure in your pre-pubescent circle of friends calling somebody a feltcher and telling them to kill themselves gets a few laughs, here on youtube you're just another fucking idiot who completely fails at trying to argue with people.

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  • @MrSuzyxx

    Posted other on wrong account.

    You can't even spell you retarded cunt. He never said anything about why he was here. You should slaughter your entire bloodline and family, stop them spewing out little walking failed abortions all over street corners and YouTube.

    You've used the attendant "insult" THREE times now. You really do have limited braincells, I bet you're using all THREE of them to read this.

    Move out of your basement and stop laughing at the word "poo", pathetic cunt.

  • @peterhmfc

    lol sooo pathetic your cumbacks are...hehe love that cliche remark with the can't spell insult, lol!!

    I presume that you still understood what I was putting across??

    I wondered why its so easy for you to feel upset over an opinion I gave about yourself quite some time ago, then I figured that hey you are someone I'm pleased I never have to have around, you are negative!! You get angry in a youtube comments page lol look whose pathetic!!

    You are the saddest guy..get a girlfriend

  • @MrSuzyxx

    People saying that you can't spell is only a cliche to YOU, since people tell you it all the time.

    Point? Re-using the same "insult" three times and saying "pwned" isn't a point, just embarrassing.

    I wasn't upset, I honestly laughed at the irony of YOU calling ME pathetic. I simply asked why, of all the comments posted, you had to reply to mine. Why mine?

    Your pathetic existence actually makes me feel good, as I know there's someone who is far more pitiful and retarded than me.

  • @peterhmfc

    Its intellectual vain wannabes like you that run to the cliche "I can spell better than you" angle when your argument is poor lololol!!

    Yup your pathetic!! and furthermore a joke...whats worse is you justify it by understanding what I said anyway, and then give the "I was here about politics" excuse lololol

    Go back to your pet goat and quit being down on the world.

    Its guys like you that make guys like me look good!!!

    YOUVE BN OWNED

  • @MrSuzyxx

    I'll admit I'm not entirely intellectual, but anyone with an IQ higher than their shoe size can spell, don't worry, you'll pick it up some time.

    Poor arguement? I'm not the one running into pointless "you mum" jokes and using words like "owned".

    I WAS here about politics? Google "Nick Griffin BNP", either that or read just about ANY other post here.

    I don't have any pets, and I don't shag goats. I don't know how you do things in New Zealand, but where I'm from that's a bit rude.

  • ha he's never gonna make the big time in the u.k

  • lol i taught i was gonna hear a fat racist talk

  • Nick Griffin in the UK would make a great stand up act

  • Man this guy should go to Britain sometime.

    Hey, whats your name?

    Nick Griffin.

    What?!

  • Wow this must be Nick Griffin if he were not a racist lol

  • They don't show the bit when he puches a Jew during the commercial break.

  • Nick Griffin looks different. Plus his views have dramatically changed. Lol...

  • He was fucking shit. I was expecting some casual racism from Nick Griffin of BNP fame.

  • This man is the leader of the BNP in England. Cool!

  • the UK nick griffin has taken a shit on your name

  • Oh we have a comedien in the UK called nick griffin too

  • Yeah we know but he's not this funny,your Nick.

  • @MrMorgansgoat Glass Eye Nick lol

  • @MrMorgansgoat lol thats was funny ! yea our Nick Griffin might be even more entertaining than this guy lol

  • @MrMorgansgoat

    to true

    but ours is less atractive

  • @MrMorgansgoat  Epic Win

  • @MrMorgansgoat haha

  • @MrMorgansgoat lol hasnt tony blair been on letterman? you know the war mongering trecherous fascist cunt? selective memory....

  • @MrMorgansgoat that one would fuck you up for talking shit.

  • @MrMorgansgoat You mean the leader of the BNP (British Nationalist Party / British Nazi Party)?

  • i like this nick griffin

  • This guy has a very unfortunate name hahaha... if the british griffin came into power he'd have to change it!

  • you BNP bastard. haha

  • thats the first time ive heard an applause for the name nick griffin but i will say nick griffin is funny on questiontime he said "non-violent kkk" if u watch harry hill when he does the catracts bit harry should replace it wit "non violent kkk"

  • oh wow...the pig has actually lost some weight....

  • Lance Corporal Jabron Hashmi A muslim soldier who died in iraq war fight in british army. will his family b sent bck?

    wot about Great britsh historic Regiment Gurkha Regiments???will b sent back after all they r indians too.

  • lol..wehn i saw nick griffin i thought how did that BNP jerkwad get on the david letterman show

  • LOOOL i thought this was about the BNP leader nick griffin

    the racist scum nick griffin, that wants all coloured people/ jews/ muslims

    out of the country

  • lol

  • omg so racist

  • He doesn't seem that racist...

  • Not that fat bnp knob,no it wasn`t.

  • What an unlucky name.

    If you ever perform in the UK your show would have to be called "Nick Griffin - The American Comedian, not the Nazi Racist Fuck'

  • woops.... wrong nick griffin

  • Why are they laughing ?

  • who the fuck is this guy??? i was expecting the rascist retarded dumb fuck!

  • Wow! Haha! What an unfortunate coincidence.

  • wrong nick griffin. also wrong view, but i doubt i can impact that.

  • hows wat hes sayin funny god americans have an overboard humar

  • Why should this guy change his name? He's not the one who sucks!

  • Dude, unfortunate choice of name, I would adopt a stage name otherwise people especially in the UK will have veins out in their neck every time they hear your name.

  • Christ! Thought that it was going to be the fascist, racist, white supremecist from the BNP!! Thought "Jesus Christ he's more popular in America than Britain!!

  • llf, when it said nick griffin I was like, what? the fascist?

  • In the UK, we wish our Nick Griffin was more like this guy

  • Maybe YOU can't call in horny to work.

  • Funny fella. He really needs to change his name though. Him and the US actor Chris Evans, similarly cursed.

  • Let's get past the BNP thing ... the set sucked regardless. Boring.

  • Hi Mr Nick, please accept my commiserations on your rather unpopular choice of name, perhaps you should have a few strong words with your parents who were shamefully un-psychic.

    Having now made a name for yourself in America changing that name probably isn't the option you'd like to take, but if you have a look at your English counterpart you would, I think, be filling out the forms faster than Superman.

    Or maybe you could just be known as Nicholas..?

  • He doesnt look so much like a fat cunt of an owl head taking an angry shit on this does he. Didnt think hed be into observational humour, not as fascist as I thought. Maybe the BNP have been watching box sets of Seinfeld.

  • americans here must be thinking, Who the fuck is nick griffin and whats the BNP? lol. anyway. FUCK THE BNP,

    GOING TO BE ON QUESTION TIME TONIGHT

    Q1- DO YOU DENY THE HOLOCAUST?

  • lmao !! griffin will prolly say something on question time 2nite that his name has been googled x amount of time and he is getting popular. Little does he know it will be americans googling tryna find out what the hell we are all on about !

  • im worried, i heard that they tried to do the same thing (destroying him on TV) to a far right leader in france, and instead, his popularity doubled overnight from that one appearance!!

    im not white, but i sure hope my trust in my neighbours is well placed otherwise its back to india for me ( even thoguh i was born here and my grandfather served in the second world war and earned a victoria cross).

  • more fool me...knew it was 2 good 2 be true...nick griffin on letterman and i still clicked on it...tsk tsk...

    i bring shame on my family

  • poor comedian sharing his name with the most reviled figure in British politics lol

  • thought it was the BNP leader, now thats funny, trying to turn the next Olympics hosting nation into an all white fascist cod and chip eating nation.....fantastic cant wait.....hahaha

  • Hitler managed it!

  • does have one thing in common with the other nick grifin - people laugh at him

  • @mentalrevenge

    NO PEOPLE VOTE FOR HIM

  • unfortunate name.

  • thought it was going to be the short, fat liittle rascist guy that leads a bunch of thugs in the UK.

  • lol so true, just like in the cartoons :P

  • bet even hes racist

  • unlucky to share a name with a failing tyrant

  • Not the Nick Griffin I was expecting...

  • haha same.

  • um everyone on the falklands wants to be british. They have a vote every now and again. Its not as if Argentina's past is exactly clean now is it? it seems your stupidity has led you to take the path of personal insults and also take away the rights of humans, possibly you are a fascist? Argentine were quite happy with us when we were financing them with trade though. GET A LIFE! I don't come one youtube to see racism and ignorance.

  • i thought all argentinines use dogs for sex and they are called DOGO

  • LOL I thought BNP Nick Griffin lost weight or something lol

  • Maybe he should change his name?

  • i thought it was the Nazi as well...

  • wow bnp sure have lightened up.

  • roflmao!!!

  • Everyone who supports BNP is an ANIMAL. A fool who cant fink. You are been lead by a typical FOOL on Anti-depressants. A psychatric sufferer who take methadone on repeat. A criminal record leader. Being followed by bunch of DOGS. Thwarts

  • *ignorant*

  • You're obviously a disgruntled ethnic parasite worried about the threat to your benefits!

  • You are a fucking idiot Kral.., I am sure a member of the nazi BNP.

  • Why dont you go back to South America, get all of your people together and between you see if you can invent the wheel?

    You're an Argentinian parasite!

  • Kralhonj, you are a brainless nazi asshole in a sinking ship, have fun in Londonistan .

  • The Argentinians have been brainless nazi assholes since the 1940s remember?

    You're confused again Scooby Doo

    The Falklands are British and always will be so move on you sad little third world parasite!

  • Kralhonj, and you are a nazi with a brain? I saw your racist comments in favor of Hitler, you ,are a disgrace and need help, I feel sorry about you.

  • My comments about Hitler, where, when?

    You Argentinians are such twisters, I have made NO comments about Hitler either for or against so why dont you stop with the bullshit for once in your sad little life! You people make me sick, your contribution to the modern world has been a big fat zero so all you can do is whine and beg....pathetic!!!!!

  • Haha. There's a difference between being racist and telling the truth enzo.

  • man i much prefer this guy to that BNP wanker.

  • agreed

  • He is better than the other Nick Griffin alot more interesting to listen to.

  • i thought this was the BNP guy

  • I love this guy!